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Andou-san?

Yes?

It's so erotic...

As I thought, Andou-san is...

Today, Andou-san and I will finally...!

Ah!

Certificate: Third year, class B Imagawa Hayao.

Today is my graduation!

What should I do?

There's only one futon for the two of us.

It must be what I thought, after all.

It must be!

Oh!

Lucky underwear is modestly sexy!

Lucky

Underwear

is modestly sexy

The method for choosing underwear that won't tear

On the first night with him

I love you, Andou-san!

Please take care of me.

I love you too, Imagawa-san

Please take care of me.

Please take care of me.

No, no. Take care of me.

Take care of me.

Take care of me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Me.

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

boku ga kono yo de ichiban suki na

僕がこの世で一番好きな

I want to tell my feelings to you...

kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai

君に気持ちを伝えたい

...the one I love the most in this world.

jimi de bukiyou konna boku dakedo

地味で不器用こんな僕だけど

I may be plain and awkward...

kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai

君に言葉を届けたい

...but I want to deliver these words to you.

onaji jikan no naka sukoshizutsu

同じ時間の中 少しずつ

At the same time, little by little...

atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni

新しい君を知る度に

...I see a new side of you.

mune no oku kara kira kira hikari ga afuredasu yo

胸の奥からキラキラ光が溢れ出すよ

Sparkling light from deep within my chest overflows.

mahou tsukai to yousei ga

魔法使いと妖精が

Wizards and fairies cause mischief while I study,

benkyouchuu itazura ni KISU wo shite

勉強中いたずらにキスをして

so I kiss you.

yume dattara samete…tte yume ja nai!

夢だったら覚めて‥って夢じゃない!

If this was a dream I would wake, but it's not a dream!

kyou no kougi wo hajimemashou

今日の講義を始めましょう

Let's start today's lesson!

Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds

We're back!

Congratulations on graduating!

Huh?

Eh?

Graduation from virginity

Congratulations!

Like the wind which blows gently,

I can feel the breath of life, and today,

it certainly was a long road.

For a year now, you learned together and played together.

We were always with you in happy times, and in painful times.

Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old...

Andou Natsu, 30 years old...

Congratulations on graduating!

Hey, hey! So how did it go?

Good for you!

Congratulations!

You finally did it! Good job!

I'm sorry!

We couldn't do it.

Huh?

When the time came...

We were too nervous.

I wasn't able to get it up!

Huh?!

Are you an idiot?!

You're definitely an idiot, aren't you?!

You limp dick bastard!

What are you doing, Na-chan?!

You weren't able to get it up?

Didn't we teach you how to do it with your mouth?

I'm sorry...

Listen up!

If you don't have sex,

we...

...can't return to heaven!

Eh?

You can't return?

Until you get rid of your virginity, I can't return to heaven.

Can't return.

Eh?!

I'm going to follow you everywhere until you get rid of your virginity!

What?!

Oh...

There's that, too.

That's right.

How nostalgic.

It is, isn't it?

You idiot! Get out!

Don't come back until you have sex!

I completely forgot that they would leave.

So did I.

I thought they would be together with me forever.

When the time comes to say goodbye, it'll be sad, won't it?

It will be... Won't it?

Then how about we don't have sex?

If we don't, then they'll be with us forev-

No!

I want to have a baby.

What's with that expression?

Just a little longer, and we'll be returning to heaven.

That's true, but...

It says in the God manual to not become too attached to the target.

Well, it infected me, so it can't be helped, can it?

Our goal is to help our target achieve sex.

There's no need to make that face.

If you do that, they won't be able to relax and have sex.

I'll be so lonely!

Hello?

Yes.

Yes.

Eh?

I understand.

Hello?

Yes.

Yes.

Understood.

All right.

We can't help but worry about it.

At any rate, we should go talk to them at least once.

There might be a way for them to not return.

That's right, isn't it? They are Gods, after all.

Huh? You got fired?!

Some time ago, I was contacted by my boss.

It seems they've made the judgement that no matter how long I stay here, there will be no results.

I got a call, too.

I got fired for the same reason.

Well, Heaven is in a depression, too.

Heaven sounds surprisingly like reality...

Even Gods...

If we aren't Gods, we're just normal people...

And so, we'll be in your care now.

Of course, so will we.

Even though being fired is the reason,

honestly, I'm kind of relieved.

That's imprudent, Imagawa-san.

Sorry.

But... I'm also relieved.

They're already like family.

That's right, isn't it?

Like family.

Eh? Family?

When we're all together, it's fun, isn't it?

By everyone, do you mean...?

Eh?

Well... Um...

Andou-san?

Yes?

Well...

Should we have a welcome party?

Eh?

Didn't you say it before?

That you wanted to try my cooking?

So for that reason, I'll make sure to do that.

For a welcome party.

That's a good idea!

We should definitely do it!

Yeah...

I'd like to thank everybody for taking the time from their busy schedules to come to this welcome party.

A proper God welcome

Daigorou Macaron

A proper God welcome

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Today's wait- Oh, at the end of today-

Ah... That's enough of that, just start right now.

Yeah! Bring out the food!

Let me eat some of Andou's home-made cooking!

It's delicious, right?

It looks bad, but it's delicious.

It's amateurish, and it doesn't look good at all.

Wait a second!

It doesn't sound like you're complimenting me.

Maybe I shouldn't make dinner any more.

I'm sorry Na-chan! Please, anything but that!

Come on! Just start already!

I haven't eaten anything since morning.

Yes, yes.

Just wait for a little bit, please.

Oh, I'll be helping out, too.

I'm happy they're having a party for us,

but what should I do now?

I feel bad for staying here and having Na-chan take care of me.

Hey.

What should I do?

For now, I have to look for a job.

For now, there's no need to worry about money.

I have some savings.

Hey.

Aren't you misunderstanding something?

What?

It's time to return to Heaven.

Ow, ow, ow.

Are you all right, Imagawa-san?

That's what happens when you're careless.

What are you joking about?

Come on. Show me!

Oh, yeah.

Go back?

What are you talking about?

He's talking about this.

Uh?

Why? Why? Didn't we get fired?

Oh, that was a lie.

A lie?

Okay! With this, you'll be fine.

Oh! Didn't I say to make your left hand like a cat's paw?

I'm sorry.

For those two, it's just a matter of time.

My order was to return to Heaven at once.

We were instructed to return because our objective was complete.

If we objected, they would force us to return.

That's why the phone disappeared then.

Hey! Onee-chan! Why didn't you say anything?

Yeah! That's cruel!

Uh?

I said it, didn't I?

If you make that kind of face, those two won't be able to relax.

You did say that...

Hey, Macaron-kun, do you hate spicy things?

I made a mistake with the amount of chilli pepper.

I'm sorry, Macaron-kun.

Imagawa!

No, it's all right.

Macaron doesn't like or hate it.

I like it, though.

Yeah!

Thank goodness.

I'm really sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, I want to say goodbye properly...

I'll leave it up to you.

I'm not good with goodbyes.

Oh, that's right. Pii-chan hates bell peppers.

Ah, Daigorou doesn't like carrots, either.

I hope for the both of you to find happiness.

hora soko made CHANSU ga sematte kiteru

ほらそこまでチャンスが迫ってきてる

Hey, look over there! Your chance is coming!

nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau

何かが変わりそうなそんな予感しちゃう

I have a feeling that something is going to change.

hakushi no NOOTO chotto zutsu umetekeba

白紙のノートちょっとずつ埋めてけば

If we bury it a little bit at a time in a blank note...

sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii

それでいいんじゃないかなゆっくり進めばいい

...isn't it okay if we move forward slowly?

mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aseri ga nai wake ja nai kedo

周りの話を聞くと焦りがない訳じゃないけど

It isn't like I have the patience to listen to what you're saying...

yoshuu no junbi wa okay Yeah!

予習の準備はＯＫ Ｙｅａｈ！

...but the preparation for the lesson is OK! Yeah!

I pray for the happy couple to have a new family member

saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga

最後の時間過ごす為に二人のこれからが

To pass the remaining time...

shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara

幸せな未来迎えられるように 最初から

...we welcome the beginning of our future of happiness!

ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo

一歩一歩始めよう一人じゃできないよ

Step by step we'll begin, you can't do it by yourself!

koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo

小指絡めＡから始めようよ

We entwine our pinky fingers and begin from A.

futari dake no jugyou

二人だけの授業

The lesson only for us.

Papa! Who are these people?

Hm? Ah. Those are papa and mama's important friends.

Eh?

I want to meet them, too.

Eh? Uh...

I think it's better if you don't meet them.

Papa! Daigorou! Dinner is ready!

Ah. Mama is calling for us.

Yeah!

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Graduation!!

Congratulations!!