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Wow!

It's the beach! Yippee!

So much water! Awesome!

It feels so good!

The water isn't cold at all!

Ice

Beach House

Warm Showers Changing Room Lockers

Seriously?

This is a beach house.

Not bad, right? This is a military welfare facility.

I don't mind, as long as I'm with Taito.

Worthless.

It's your fault that we're even here.

What? You're putting all the blame on me?

That's true.

Kurogane-kun's grades look quite dismal

when compared to those of the studious Kurenai-kun.

But Kurenai-kun has no other redeeming qualities to speak of.

See what I mean? That won't do.

That's why we need this training camp.

Let's get started.

Time to whip the Miyasaka High School Student Council into shape!

dakara ikanaide boku no inai mirai

Don't go to the future without me!

ano isshun no omoi wo mada wasurenai

I still can't forget that sudden affection.

ano hi mune ni oku migi shimeta kotoba

I've kept your words from that day inside my heart.

ano hitokoto ga ashita wo

With those words alone,

tsukuwaretan dane

you saved my future.

boku wa yume wo miteru

I must be dreaming.

sore wa boku no te no yume no kana

But is it my own dream?

kimi wa sora wo miteru

You're staring at the sky.

sore wa kimi dake no sora

Your only sky.

hitotsu dake

If I had only one,

hitotsu dake

only one,

taisetsuna mono muda ni areba

something that's precious to me,

nagai yoru mo nageki mo koerareru darou

then I could make it though these long nights wrought with grief.

ichido dake

If only once,

kimi to dake

together with you...

kawashita yume ga boku no subete

Our shared dream is my everything.

inochi wo kake

With my life on the line,

kimi wo mamoritai tsuyoku omou

I really want to protect you.

konna kimochi wo

I believe that this feeling

ima ai to omou

is love.

「The Student Council of Remedial Students｣

Hey, Gekkou. Don't you think it's weird?

We're on this beautiful beach and there isn't another soul in sight.

Yeah.

It makes sense. There's a barrier to keep people away.

Ordinary humans will unconsciously stay away.

The spell seems to be cast by the military.

You're sharp. Must be because you're a vampire.

The barrier protects civilians from any unfortunate accidents.

Then why is she here?!

Isn't Aomi Izumi a civilian?!

I appreciate it. Summer vacation hasn't even started,

and I've already been invited to the beach.

That's because Kurogane-kun screwed up and let Aomi-san blackmail him.

He had to get her onto the student council or his secret would have been revealed.

And you're telling me that the military caved in to her demands?

Yes, we did.

Is something wrong with that?

Bastard...

Besides, I have a feeling that Aomi-san will be very useful.

She'd make a prefect secretary.

Yep, yep. I'm actually good at staying on a tight budget.

Rubbish.

You should follow orders.

Damage was kept to a minimum because of my presence.

You incompetents should stay out of my affairs.

Incompetents, you say?

And you're dead.

Damn!

No way!

That won't work against me.

Brat.

Gekkou!

Don't get so worked up. You're just a brat in high school.

No need to feel ashamed about letting me beat you up.

You should be proud.

The military feels that you're doing

a much better job as the student council president than I ever did.

You were the student council president?

I'm your predecessor. Show some respect.

The military has high hopes for you.

It's been a while since there's been a child with as much talent as I had.

Shut up, I won't listen to your drivel...

You will, because in this world,

the weak obey the strong.

Look, Gekkou!

This should taste good!

Hey, can I eat this?

Eat it if you want.

What?! Hold on, Gekkou!

Stay away, scum. You're getting my clothes wet.

Hey! Come on, Gekkou!

Good grief. This'll be a long camp.

Taito.

Himea? Why are you crying...?

I'm smiling!

I love you, Taito.

What's this?

Holding each other while standing in the ocean? Isn't that a little Hollywood?

Haruka's cooking is so good.

Haruka will make a wonderful wife.

Ah, I envy Kurogane-kun.

What? It's not like that...

Kurogane-kun has that special remedial class, right?

Yep, he's with Gekkou-sama.

Man, summer vacation hasn't even started yet. I'm so jealous.

That's true...

Anyway,

you've made a little progress with Kurogane-kun the past few days.

A little? They're all over each other!

Thanks.

I guess he's finally ready to take responsibility.

It won't be long before you walk the aisle.

Wh-What are you talking about?

No! I won't let Kurogane have her!

Shigure Haruka is my wife!

Okay, here are the room assignments.

1st floor

Kurenai Gekkou

Kurogane Taito

2nd floor

Saito Himea

Aomi Izumi

Andou Mirai

What?! I'm not with Gekkou?!

Let's have fun, Andou-san.

You'll want to hear this.

Even if you're in separate rooms...

Hey, Gekkou! What's a night raid?

Rubbish.

We're going to be separated, Taito?

Well, yeah... We can't stay in the same room.

Say, do you really have to wear your uniform?

It's none of your concern. I'm not like you trash.

Seriously?!

Medicine Aomi Izumi

Bouncy bed!

Is that the current fashion?

Yeah, more or less.

I don't get too many chances to wear something like this.

You have to enjoy yourself while you can.

Maybe I should get changed.

That's a useful spell.

I wonder if Taito will like this.

Don't worry!

Kurogane-kun will love you in anything.

Mr. Kurosu?

What was that for?!

Are you an enemy?!

Yep, way too slow.

You should have been on your guard the second you sensed my hostile intent.

I'd grade your spontaneous emergency response as...

7 points.

Okay, you made the wrong decision.

You don't know how fast a piece of chalk can move?

I'm stronger than you are.

A spontaneous emergency response score of 12 points.

Bastard!

And your movement is sluggish.

You can't protect anyone like that.

0 points for illusion resistance.

Illusion...?

I see. So your grades aren't the only thing that need work.

Th-That was all an illusion...?

You're pretty damn strong.

So if you train me, can I become stronger?

100 points for drive.

Eager kids like you can quickly become stronger.

Could you stop doing that?

What do you mean?

Oh, you mean how I was testing Kurogane-kun?

I don't know who you are,

but do you really think I'll let a human live after hurting Taito?

Now, now. Hold on a second.

I'm helping to educate Kurogane-kun.

That won't be necessary!

Did you enjoy that illusion?

Not bad.

You're not human, are you?

I'm human.

In appearance, perhaps.

Appearance is all that matters to humans.

Oh? It appears that this is the range where your magic is most effective.

What's your point?

But that would require a bodyguard.

Which means you'll need Kurogane-kun to be somewhat usable.

You can't kill me with any of your instant low-level spells.

And Kurogane-kun isn't strong enough to serve as a bodyguard yet.

Which means...

I can kill you and Kurogane Taito,

but you can't kill me.

So...

You'll need him to become stronger.

But unfortunately,

you aren't capable of training Kurogane-kun to become stronger.

How would you know?

I know.

Because it will require him to become less human.

Don't worry.

I'm good at teaching other people.

After all, I am a teacher.

Hmm, we're not going to run out of food.

Izumi, do you see any ice?

Ice?

Sure, why do you ask?

Let's shave it up good!

Shave it up good?

How do you even know about this stuff?

I saw it on TV!

So, you want the blue, the red, and the yellow, right?

The traffic light special?!

Here!

Yay!

Taito.

Um, how do I look?

Do you like it?

Y-Yeah...

It's really cute.

Really?

I'm glad.

Brain freeze!

Looks like everybody's settled in.

Let's start training then.

The purpose of this camp

is to significantly improve your combat capacity.

Significantly? How much is that?

Let's see...

By next year, you should be strong enough to defeat a Gedgard.

What's a Gedgard?

A Gedgard...

Also known as an ancient dragon.

A primal wyrm.

Ooh, sounds like something out of an RPG.

It's not that simple.

Primal wyrms are on a different level from your average demon or spirit.

You might want to consider them gods.

Gods?

Why are you so scared?

One of the student council's duties is to slay primal wyrms.

Though it was only possible when I was the student council president.

Do you mean to say that you can't handle it?

It's too easy.

See, there's that look again.

You keep forgetting that you're just a weak brat who's got guts.

That's the first problem you need to fix.

Gekkou isn't weak!

You're a diamond in the rough who has the potential to completely control the holy land.

So we can't let you accidentally die because you're still weak.

And I forgot to mention something.

You'll all be tested at the end of this camp.

If you don't pass the test,

you won't be allowed to pass through the barrier around this place.

Keep that in mind.

No way! You're supposed to tell us that before we start!

Sorry, I have a bad memory.

Does that mean I also have to pass a test before I can leave?

Now that you're a member of the student council, that would be a requirement.

But I'm an ordinary human.

Don't worry.

The military would prefer that

you be stuck here forever.

That's pretty selfish.

Okay! Kurenai-kun, Mirai-chan, Himea-san, and Kurogane-kun!

I'll be rooting for you, so hang in there!

Are you an idiot?

Ooh, that's a cool illusion!

This will be a basic lesson, but you'll die if you aren't careful.

Ah, please don't go in, Saito-san.

Well, you're already strong enough, I'd say.

But...

Don't worry, Himea.

Taito...

I'll go give it a twirl.

Let's go.

This is...

Huh. Funny place.

Stay on your guard.

Welcome to my classroom.

8 points.

You're still slow to react.

That was dirty... No warning?

Ew, you really are immortal.

Take cover, you idiot!

And the president is quite the feminist.

Are you serious about killing Aomi to keep her quiet?

That was just a joke.

I won't hurt Aomi-san.

In return, she's required to watch your training.

So I'm a spectator?

Then I'll do just that.

Good luck, everyone!

Mirai, come!

Wait, Gekkou!

He's our enemy. Dispose of him.

This curse is lifted!

Time for a fully charged Andu-Mirai!

Can I kill him?

Go ahead! Finish him!

Okay!

Zap Away!

Did you get him?!

Mirai!

Kurenai-kun is weak to attacks in the third dimension that move up and down.

And Spell Error is a defensive weapon that can only be used at close range.

You use Andu-Mirai as a long-range weapon to nullify that weakness.

Not bad for a little brat.

Bastard...

Unfortunately, you're both too weak at this point.

Nonsense!

So slow.

Dammit...

Well, that should be enough of a warm-up.

Let's move on to the main event.

Making yourself comfortable?

You think a familiar is enough to handle Taito and the others?

If I used my full strength, I'd kill them before they learned anything.

You aren't human, are you?

Does it really matter?

Anyway, they should be returning soon.

Dammit...

Taito...

I'm back...

I'm so relieved!

Don't worry. Humans are always improving.

Eventually, humans will be able to kill gods.

I'm sure you know what that means.

Hey, this is good!

There's plenty more left. My curry is the best recipe in my repertoire.

Gekkou...

Curry for breakfast?!

Curry tastes great after you let it sit overnight.

This can't be real...

Are you seriously telling us to eat curry for three meals a day, every single damn day?

That's weird.

I was planning on making pork cutlets today.

Curry isn't your best recipe, is it?

It's the only one you know!

I aced my home ec exam,

but I have trouble applying that knowledge.

I wasn't expecting this to happen.

Yes, hello? Suzae-san?

Sorry, I have a favor to ask.

There!

This is unusual. Mr. Kurosu is letting us take a break.

Stay on your guard.

That accursed Kurosu must be plotting something.

Probably.

Taito.

Cold!

Hey.

There's a gorgeous cliff over there.

Let's go see it.

A cliff?

Th-The two of us alone on a cliff sounds kinda...

You don't want to see the cliff with me?

Th-That's not it!

Let's go together then!

Taito?

Haruka...?

Taito, I'm here.

Ha-Haruka...?

Wh-Why...

What about you, Taito?

What are you doing here?

I'm training, I guess...

This is training...?

hoppe ni odeko ni fuwafuwa no kissu

Fluffy kisses on my cheeks and forehead.

suki no iwanai kana

Won't you tell me that you love me?

demo nandatte kimochii kiss

Cause your kiss feels great.

marshmallow, chocolate, ice cream

Marshmallows, chocolate, and ice cream.

oyatsu no jikan mata kyou shinai?

Will we drink tea again today?

itatte fuutsu no onnanoko nano desu

I'm a normal girl,

dakedo tsuyoi ko de itaishi

but I want to be a strong girl.

kimi no tokubetsuna ko ni naritai

I wanted to be your special one.

te ashi batabata amaeteru

Flapping my hands and legs like a spoiled child,

tokidoki mukashi na ko desu

sometimes being my old self.

sokkenai kimi hontou wa suki de

The truth is that I love your blunt attitude,

terekakushi de ijiwaru shiteru nante ne

teasing me to hide your embarrassment.

hyakumankai kissushite ne hyaku paasento uketoruyo

If you want to kiss me a million times, I'll accept them for sure.

ganbatte homeraretai

I'll try harder, so you will praise me.

hyakuten manten jyanakutemo

Even if I don't score a 100,

hanamaru kurai kureru kana

at least you'll give me a flower circle.

yoku dekimashita demo ii yo

Saying, "You did great!", would be enough.

kimi de yorokobi kao mietara

Whenever I see your smiling face,

ureshikutte sakenjauyo

I let out a shout of joy!

Okay! Hello, everyone.

I'm the only normal person on this student council of freaks.

Aomi Izumi-chan, represent!

Anyway, moving on...

This is the season for ice cream.

But you see...

My skirt is so short that I get a tummy ache when I eat ice cream!

The end.

Will my story continue next week?

As if.

Next Time: ｢Dark Rabbit on the Beach｣

Not that it really matters.