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This is my present.

Yes, I just can't wait.

Yours is in the house.

I mean, did you have something you wanted to talk about? Because, you know,

running kind of late to that engagement party of mine that you should be getting

ready for.

I think we can work it out with a massage.

You know, actually, I'm a massage therapist.

Oh, my gosh. How cool.

You like it? Wow.

She's so pretty.

She is.

Do you normally do that with your clients? Oh, yeah. This robe?

Since my clients don't have a lot of clothes on, they feel more comfortable

you know, I'm dressed just like they are.

Come on. Get naked.

Is it necessary to take the panties off?

It's totally necessary.

You know that I give full body massages.

Your butt is part of your body.

I've been waiting for a while. Can you hurry up?

Yeah, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I'm almost done, okay?

It smells delicious.

It is going to be delicious.

You'll love it.

Do you mind getting me something to drink?

Yeah, of course.

I'm coming.

Oh, thanks. You're welcome.

So, I'm so happy you came over for dinner. It's been so long.

How long has it been?

The last day of college, right? Yeah. So a couple years. I missed this school.

Have you been practicing that?

Well, you know, I get a little bit practicing, not too much.

It's so hard to get away from my kids and my husband. I haven't been able to

it. It must be crazy.

It is. That's why I'm here for dinner.

Yeah.

Well, it's almost ready. It's just simmering in the kitchen right now.

While we're waiting, why don't you get up here on the table, take your clothes

off, and I'll show you what I've been working on.

On the table?

Yeah. It's better for your muscles, flat surface.

Helps keep your muscles aligned.

That's what they told me in school.

Okay, sure.

It helps so that you don't slide around because the table is really slippery.

It helps me with my shirt. Yeah.

Wow, you look really nice.

Thank you.

You know, it was a good dinner party, I guess. A nice dinner party. You got all

dressed up.

Here,

I'll help you with that.

This just gets in the way of the massage.

Okay.

You're just going to undress me for me?

If you want to get up here, I'll help you with your stockings and everything.

Take these off.

Just trying to, you know, you're not away from your kids and your husband

often. So I want to make this experience as enjoyable for you and show you what

I've been working on.

How do you want me?

You can flip over so I can start on your back.

Then maybe we'll start on the front.

Let me get in a better position to rub your arm and your shoulder over here.

Okay? Good on you. Yeah.

Good.

Get more leverage this way. Really get down in your muscle.

I feel so good. You're getting deep.

Is it deep enough?

So good.

Is it hard enough for you?

Yeah, it's hard enough.

You might be able to go a little deeper.

Yeah.

There you go.

I just really want to help you relax.

Think about your family or anything.

Think about us back in massage school.

We used to have each other study, give each other

massages, but I've been wanting to touch certain parts of your

muscles for a long time.

Getting really deep

Your

back is looking really good

Let

me really get your shoulders

I guess your husband loves rubbing your back.

You didn't really touch me like that. No.

But I'm glad that I could help.

There's other parts of me that are tough, too.

I bet.

I can't believe it's been all this time and I actually have you on my dinner

table now.

I don't know if it's an upgrade.

I'm just so happy you're so generous to have me over after all this time.

Oh, of course.

It's really my pleasure.

I thought it would be nice to catch up.

Wow, you've been working out.

Nice and tight ass.

Just squeezing my family around.

Working.

Working my muscles really good.

I've been wanting to touch this area of you for a very long time.

It starts to tickle once you get to my inner thigh.

Oh, it tickles.

I'll be careful then.

Maybe rub it softly.

Smooth.

I was going to say, I think you've improved since college.

You must be getting a lot of practice.

I've been practicing for a reason.

You probably need a good look too.

Facing around your kids.

I'm over 12 hours a day.

It must be hard.

Such cute feet.

They're okay. They're not the cutest.

Those cups must work hard.

It's all that running around I do.

You need to come over here more often so I can rub you.

If this is what I get, I will.

But hopefully I get dinner.

Oh, it's coming.

You'll get to eat.

Here, if you turn around on your back, we can get a different angle of your

shoulders.

I can get your shoulders from this side.

You look so pretty laying there.

So peaceful.

Thank you.

It's a little awkward you telling me I'm pretty while you're rubbing me, but

it's true.

They just need a little attention, too.

I'm just going to ask, is it really necessary to rub those? Do I need that

To relax?

It's part of the massage.

It's very important.

They need some loving.

Okay, now this dress is really constricting my arm movement.

Well, you can get naked too. I mean, we're friends, right? Yeah.

It's not going to bother you?

No. No.

That's the point.

I guess you're rubbing on my muscles makes my blood flow a little bit.

Hopefully it gets flowing in the right direction.

Just trying to get all the muscles

Getting

kind of close

Just trying to help

I know

I really don't think that needs to be massaged, but it feels good all around

It definitely looks like it needs to be massaged. I really don't. I don't think

that's too appropriate.

I bet your husband has massaged you down there for a very long time.

No, he hasn't.

I can help with that, too.

I still don't think we should.

It's okay.

That's why you came over.

I came over to have dinner and you wanted to massage me.

Yeah, this is part of the dinner. It's an appetizer.

This is not college anymore.

We can just pretend.

I just felt so warm.

You feel warm.

That's a good thing.

Thank you.

Turn your head.

I'm going to talk to you into it.

shoes on the table

Sorry. I was trying to seduce you.

It's just what I was going to do.

Here it comes. It's so tricky.

Thank you.

Um...

I'm not even sure if I'm hungry or not. I think I just ate.

Hey, babe.

Hey, I have to leave while you're in the shower.

The fucking Wi -Fi at the cabin is not working, and I had to leave and find a

coffee shop in town so I could use our Wi -Fi.

Yeah, and I don't know where the fuck I'm going. I'm totally lost.

There's a fucking boonie down here.

I know I promised no work on our vacation, but this case I'm working on

really important, and I really need to get this email sent out.

I'll be back in like 15 minutes, okay?

Hello? Are you there?

Damn it.

Fucking phone died. Where did he put my charger?

Fuck.

Oh, my God. Did I hit that tree?

Oh.

Okay.

My phone's dead. I'm in the middle of nowhere. I just hit a fucking tree.

Oh, my God. What am I going to do? This is not happening to me right now.

I have to go in that house and hope somebody is home.

Oh my god.

I really hope someone's home.

I don't believe this is happening.

Oh my god.

I hate my life right now.

Oh, what's all the commotion out here?

Um, hi.

Hi. I am in a bit of a pickle. I crashed my car and my phone is dead and I'm in

the middle of nowhere and I really don't know where I am and I really need to

get a hold of my husband so he can pick me up.

Um, do you have a phone I can use?

Oh, sweetie, I have a phone just for you.

Okay.

Yeah, come on. So, can I use it? Yeah.

Go ahead and take a seat.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for letting me in your house. I can't believe this is

happening. I've had the craziest day.

I'm supposed to be here with my husband on vacation and...

The Wi -Fi isn't working at our cabin, and I had to drive into town to use the

Wi -Fi and send a work email, and then I got into a car accident, and my phone

is dead.

And I'm just really stressed out, and it's really nice of you to let me come

into your home. Of course. It's anything that you need. I'm so glad that you

came and knocked on my door.

You know, I can help you with anything.

You're more than welcome to stay for as long as you need to until your husband

gets here.

Thank you so much. Of course. I really appreciate it.

Of course. So, can I use your phone?

Oh, yeah, sure. I can grab it for you.

Here's that for you. Thanks. You're welcome. I appreciate it.

So, where are you and your husband from?

Chicago, actually. Chicago?

What do you guys do there?

I'm a lawyer.

A lawyer?

Wow, that's very established.

Do you like it?

I do. I love it.

Very busy.

Is there a lot of fun stuff to do in Chicago?

Yeah.

There's lots of fun stuff.

Like what?

I just need to call him really quick. Sorry.

I love your outfit. You look so cute in it.

Thanks. Yeah, you're welcome.

Where'd you get it?

One second.

Hey, babe.

Okay, on my way into town, I crashed the rental.

I know.

I'm at a neighbor's house down the way.

Can you come pick me up, please?

What's your address?

Um, my address is 1082 Maplewood.

Did you get that?

Okay, um, please hurry.

Okay.

Yeah, just hurry up. I'll tell you later.

Okay, bye.

You know, actually, I'm a massage therapist.

Are you? I am, yeah. You seem very stressed out. I'm sure I could help you

that. Oh, no, that's okay. My husband's going to be here any minute. We don't

live too far away, so.

I mean, you've just been in an accident, and sometimes you're in an accident,

and it doesn't feel like you're going to be sore or anything, but you actually

have problems just an hour or two later, and you get really, really tense.

I mean, I'm amazing. I do this all the time. I can make you feel just

relaxed and get rid of all your stress.

Fine, like maybe a quick one?

Of course, yeah, we can do it super quick. Because like I said, I still have

get to town and send an email to one of my clients for this really big case I'm

working on. But I mean, you have to wait anyway.

Um, sure, okay, yeah, but I'm going to have to leave as soon as he gets here.

Sure, no problem.

Okay, so... So we should probably get you out of these clothes. I used a

amazing essential oil and I don't want to get it all messy all over your

beautiful outfit.

Um, okay.

So just right here then?

Yeah, of course. I can help you out with this. Okay. I can do it myself.

I'm a big girl.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, you have a beautiful body.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Do you need me to help you out with your skirt?

No, that's all right.

I'll just do it myself.

Okay.

Great. Well, we can have you lay down here and we can clip up your hair. and

everything gets you all relaxed.

All right.

And here's a little clip for you.

Welcome.

How long did it take you to grow out your hair?

Um, I've always pretty much had long hair.

Wow, it's so beautiful.

And you have a great skin for all the oils I'm going to be using. It'll absorb

it up and just relax you completely.

You're quite friendly.

Well, I'm so happy to have visitors over. I mean, I don't get them very

all the way out here.

Oh, I wonder why.

Yeah, I'm just so glad that you happened to drop by, even though it's on a kind

of weird circumstance.

Yeah, we'll go ahead and lay down.

And

are

you cozy there?

Yeah. Perfect.

And I'll let you go ahead and smell this. It has essence of rosemary and

lavender. Yeah, it smells great.

Yeah, it's very invigorating, relaxing.

Go ahead.

There we go.

Oh, yeah, your shoulders are very, very tight.

Yeah, my job comes with a lot of stress. Oh, no. We'll get all of that stress

out of you today.

That actually feels really good. Good.

Do you like the firm pressure, or do you like it a little bit lighter?

Somewhere in between.

All right.

You just let me know if I press down too hard on you.

Okay.

Yeah, your skin is beautiful.

Thank you.

Soft and silky to touch.

Thanks.

That feels really good. Good.

I'm glad. I just want to make you feel amazing.

This is my life's work. It's what I do all the time.

I'm going to make a little bit more oil here.

Keep you nice and lubricated.

You're such a tiny little weight.

You must work out often.

Yeah, I do a lot of yoga.

Oh, so you're really flexible?

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Oh, that's really sexy.

I wish I could do the splits. Maybe you can show me how.

Oh, maybe.

Oh,

I'm sweating. Are you sweating?

No, I'm pretty good. Okay, good.

Probably because you have your top off and it's a little bit more cool.

Do you normally do that with your clients? Oh, yeah. This robe?

I feel like since my clients don't have a lot of clothes on, they feel more

comfortable if, you know, I'm dressed just like they are.

Oh, is that so?

Yeah, just in the same situation, in the same mindset.

Are you feeling comfortable?

Yeah. Okay, good.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to put a lot of pressure on you. And, you know, if I don't put

pressure on your whole lower back and, you know, even through your tailbone, it

could get...

the alignment can get messed up. Oh, did they teach you that in massage school?

They did. It is a form of Chinese massage that I learned back when I was

studying with a guru there.

Oh, okay. That's cool.

Yeah.

Does it feel good with the pressure?

Mm -hmm. It's perfect.

Well, I don't want to get my top oily either, so I'm going to go ahead and

that off.

Get more skin -to -skin contact.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah, I'm not sure I'm really comfortable with you rubbing your

on my body.

But don't even think of them as breasts.

It's just another part of the body that can make you completely relaxed and make

you feel amazing and unstressed.

You know, you should probably start getting lower. And I don't want to get

of these oils on these beautiful silk panties. How about I take these off for

you, okay?

Um, is that necessary?

Do you do that with your other clients?

Oh, all of my clients. I just wouldn't want to ruin these underwear.

They're so beautiful.

All right.

Don't worry. Everything is just fine.

There we go.

Perfect.

We need to massage this nice booty because it's the biggest muscle in your

You know, it can get so sore.

It does feel good.

You like it?

Nice pressure on there.

Nancy, you have a very beautiful form.

Thanks. You're welcome.

I know tons of women that would kill for this booty.

We should probably flip you over and continue with the massage.

Okay.

Perfect.

Are you comfortable?

Yeah. All right.

Go ahead and massage your beautiful little toes.

Do you like your feet being rubbed?

I do.

Yeah, I'm in heels all day.

Oh, my God. You know, walking around courthouses.

My feet get really sore.

I couldn't imagine so hard on your arches.

What

was

that? What?

I don't know. I just... Was that your hand?

I just keep feeling something weird on my foot.

It's probably just the oil.

Oh, okay. Yeah, it makes it feel kind of wet. Warm, yeah.

Okay, that's what it is then.

Feels great.

Good.

You're really good at this, actually.

Did you expect that it wouldn't be good?

Uh, no, I just...

Well, I'm sure I will exceed your expectations.

You'll see when we're through.

Let's do the other foot now.

So did you hurt anything in the accident? Did anything get bumped?

I'm a little sore, not too bad.

Where are you sore at the most, you would say?

Probably my neck. Your neck? My back, but it feels a lot better now. Good.

Yeah, when your neck and back hurts, it usually means that...

Something from your chest area is probably bothering you the most.

Oh, really?

Yeah, if we work out your chest, then you could probably alleviate the pain

your back.

Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.

Wow.

Little crunchies in your feet just going away.

Yeah, that feels really good.

All right, let's get to that chest. Go ahead and straighten out for me.

Are you cozy?

Mm -hmm.

And this is really about breathing, so just make sure you concentrate on big,

deep breaths for me. Okay, and this will help alleviate back pain.

Yes. Wow, very interesting. Especially your back and your neck.

Okay, because it's like all connected somehow.

And a lot of times when you're sitting down, you'll be hunched over, and you

don't realize that your posture is off. So by pulling this, it pulls your

shoulders back and up, so it'll help with the back pain. Okay, wow.

Interesting.

These are hard.

So cute.

They are.

It's kind of cold in here.

And sometimes nipples get hard when people are happy or excited.

You're so funny.

Feels really good.

It looks beautiful on your skin, all

oiled up.

Thank you.

Your skin is flawless, just silky smooth.

I don't think my nipples need pinching. Just kidding.

You're so funny with all your little kiddings.

just girls here though right yeah here

okay now this is getting a little too weird

this is like my layover in la all over again this is very strange you know just

relax just relax you know i'm just joking trying to get a little giggle out

you

How's that feeling?

Great. Good.

Alright, we should probably move a little bit lower now and get everything

worked out.

Go ahead and spread your legs open for me.

You've had full body massages before?

Just once. Just once? Before.

All right.

There we go.

Perfect. Oh, there. You went there.

Yeah. I mean, especially being women, and you say you work out and you're in

heels all the time.

This pubic bone and muscle, it gets just so, so sore.

Oh, well, that's cool.

Doesn't that feel good?

Actually, it does, kind of.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Getting nice and wet with the oil and slippery and warm.

tight muscles right here.

Yeah, that's actually really relaxing.

I can see that it's relaxing.

Are you feeling more comfortable?

Yeah.

Smells delicious.

Yeah, the oil smells really good.

Your husband is a very...

Very lucky man.

Thank you.

Does he massage your pussy?

Um, no, I can't say that he does. He doesn't? That's a shame. I've never

pussy massaged before.

Oh, I feel like it's the most important. Women are so sensitive here and they

really just need to work it out and actually massage your pussy.

So relaxed.

I guess you're right.

I just want you to completely relax and just feel every sensation I'm giving

you.

I'm sure I will.

You always do me right.

I do do you right.

Wait,

before

you go anywhere, I want to give you something.

Okay.

Is this my present?

Yes, I just can't wait.

Yours is in the house, so you have to wait. Oh, okay.

Let's see what it is.

Oh, I love it.

I know you've been writing a lot of poetry lately, so I just thought maybe

could write some poetry about us. Thank you, babe. That's so thoughtful. I love

you. Thank you so much.

Oh, I hope you like yours.

I'm sure I'm going to love it.

We shall see.

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I kind of want you to close your eyes, though.

Okay. It's a surprise. It needs to stay a surprise until the moment.

All right. Okay? Okay, close your eyes.

This is kind of funny.

Try to make it romantic.

All right, all right. Okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

Ready? Yeah.

Open.

Oh, my gosh. How cool.

You like it? Wow.

She's so pretty.

She is.

Thank you. You're welcome, baby.

You ready? Yeah.

Thank you.

Does it feel good?

Mm -hmm.

It feels really good.

Good. Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah, you like it?

Uh -huh.

How's the pressure?

Really good.

Yeah? Not too rough?

Nope.

Have you ever gotten a massage before?

Um, a couple times.

That's quite a nice Valentine's present your girlfriend got you.

It's really sweet.

You're a lucky girl.

Yeah, I am.

Does it feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Here? Mm -hmm.

Okay, I'm going to go down to your feet.

Okay.

Can I get to the massage? It's okay, you don't have to do that. Oh, I like

helping. Okay.

Forehands feel much better than this, too.

I guess so, yeah.

All right.

I shouldn't be doing this.

It's okay.

Whatever you're comfortable with.

You can do what you like. I'm sure she can do it from here.

thank you

Happy Valentine's Day.

Hi.

Hi.

What are you doing in here?

I thought I'd stop off and see how you were doing.

I mean, did you have something you wanted to talk about? Because, you know,

running kind of late to that engagement party of mine that you should be getting

ready for.

I figured I wasn't going to go, so that's kind of why I'm here.

Why not?

I am boycotting it because I disagree with the man that you're marrying.

Well, it's not your decision, it's mine.

I never said that it was my decision, but we've been roommates for I don't

how many years, so I think I should have a say in it, don't you think?

No, it's my life.

Yeah, but my opinion should matter somewhere in there. I mean...

Roommates, they're kind of like best friends, family.

I don't know. I don't know where it falls in there, but the guy's a douche.

Well, I mean, not always. I mean, I know at times, especially when

you interact with him and he's in public.

But, you know, I mean, we've been together for so long, and everybody else

getting married.

So that's why you're getting married? Because I thought that we were going to

grow up and be like crazy cat ladies together, and now you're deciding that

you're going to marry some guy just because you've been together with him so

long? I mean, I honestly thought that you and I were going to grow up, have

20 cats, and wear like onesies together, and have like crazy movie nights,

like every Sunday.

Babe, I love you, but we made that pact when we were 10.

Well, 10 -year -old pacts count, lady.

You lied.

I don't know what you do when you lie at 10 years old, but it's kind of like

pricking your finger and putting it on the tree. You owe me.

Like, you lied.

It's kind of like pinky swearing.

I think they throw you off the cliff when you break a pinky swear, so I don't

know what you do when you break a 10 -year -old pact.

I don't know. You don't buy 20 cats. That's what you don't do.

Well, maybe we should change it to dogs or guinea pigs.

But you don't go and marry some douche, I tell you that. I think you, like, get

damned to hell or something when you marry a douche because you're going to,

like, pay some weird messed up thing. You're going to, like, grow hair out

ears or something and get really, really not good karma if you marry that guy.

You're going to wish that you had 20 cats and the onesies.

If you marry him.

So, I'm not going to your engagement party.

Sasha, I love you.

But I'm doing this with or without you.

I really hope I have your support, though.

Okay.

So, how was your night last night?

Oh my God, I'm so sore. I didn't even sleep. I was up all night. I don't know

how I'm going to get away with this.

Well, on that note, I think you need one of my special massages

before you go to this party.

Well, I do have to be there, really.

You don't need to be anywhere. I mean, you have to be there. You're not even

dressed. I'm not even dressed.

That's why you... Need one of my special massages.

Okay, but just a quick one.

Now, if I'm not mistaken, you should have

some oil around this bedroom somewhere.

Oh, yeah. It's over there.

Don't go anywhere.

I'll be right here.

Do you find it? Yeah.

Don't want to get it in your pretty hair.

Maybe you should take the straps off just so they don't get oil.

Maybe you should move it completely.

I mean, you're just doing my shoulders, so it doesn't really matter.

Yeah, I'm just doing your shoulders.

Why not just remove it completely?

You can always put it back on before you leave.

That way I can get to the rest of your back.

It's okay to let go of it.

Just gonna put it on the floor.

You're ridiculous.

You're the one who's filled with knots in her back.

Sure you want to marry this guy? Wedding planning is, I mean, not that you would

know, since you haven't really helped me with any of it, but it's a handful.

And you know, they just passed the gay marriage law.

I can get married.

I just don't want to.

Maybe you'll change your mind one day.

My cats love me just as much and are less drama.

Maybe you should lay down.

So what's so special about him?

Well, you know, I mean, he's good looking and

I'm good looking.

And he's fun to hang out with.

I'm awesome to hang out with.

You get along with me.

You like doing the same things I like doing?

I like doing the same things you like doing.

So,

why aren't you marrying me then?

Because it's silly, we're roommates.

Well, I at least don't have a prickly beard in the morning.

I don't know that.

You knew that when we went to school together.

Well, that was a long time ago.

Not that long ago.

We grew up together. Come on.

Don't you remember how much fun we used to have?

Yeah.

I mean, you used to borrow my clothes.

Why was your first kiss? I mean, does he know that?

You know that you used to like women?

Oh yeah, he thinks it's really hot.

He totally would douche.

Well, does he know that the person you currently live

with, me, is the one that you used?

To be with?

I didn't exactly get some details.

Oh, so you haven't been totally honest.

Well, I didn't want him to, like, try to have a three -way, because then that

would be weird.

Well, that would never happen.

I'm not into your douchebag, seem -to -be -husband, anyway.

You're totally necessary.

You know that I give full body massages and your body is

not fully uncovered yet.

Your butt is part of your body.

Does

he even give you

massages?

He tries.

Well, he just doesn't know what you need.

I mean, I'm the only one that's ever known what your body's needed.

You know that, even if I do want to dress you up in a onesie.

I can't help it. I like seeing you dress up in leopard skin.

You look cute as a cat.

Are you going to turn me into one of your cat collection?

Maybe.

You look cute with ears and a tail.

Oh, Sasha.

And when you purr, it's cute.

I like it.

You find it weird, other people call it a fetish.

But when you dress up like an animal, baby, I like it. I

think it's called being a furry.

What?

I think it's called being a furry.

When you dress up like an animal.

You're just my cat's meow, baby.

Okay. I think it's time for you to flip over.

When did you get naked?

I've been naked this whole time.

Don't act like you didn't know.

I didn't.

Well, now you know.

Now let me finish your massage.

But I am gonna remove the last part of my clothing.

Careful.

I'll make you dress up like a cat.

Or what?

There was no or. I'll make you dress up like a cat.

You're supposed to relax.

And relax.

No, you're not.

Not yet, you're not.

I'm a receptacle of peace and light and relaxation.

Anybody ever tell you you're so beautiful when you lie?

I'm sure your husband will every night when you're crawling

back to me if you marry this lovely douchebag of yours.

You can just relax.

I'm relaxed.

Just think about it.

You can go ahead and get married to this guy and be unhappy

for the rest of your life, like the rest of humanity.

Not everybody is unhappy.

Yeah, pretty much everybody's unhappy.

But I don't care.

is a massage.

Yeah, it is.

It's called a clitoris massage.

This is what you got out of your hippie massage training.

You know they're not certified professionals, right?

Are you complaining?

Sounds like complaining. You do that a lot with him. You're carrying it over

into home.

You're fucking crazy.

And name calling too.

You sound like a woman who's been with a man.

That's mean.

You sound miserable.

We can't get our day ready fast enough.

It's not like you're ready already.

Of course I'm almost ready.

No, I'm going to stop my hair and makeup done.

You guys better hurry. I mean it.

I think we'll be like another hour, maybe?

No way. Just pack your stuff and come over here. You guys don't have time for

that. Please. All right, cool.

Hey, I think I'm losing some weight.

Oh, yeah, that's right. And don't forget the champagne.

Yes. Okay, cool. I'll see you in 20 minutes.

Hurry up or I'm going to freaking kill you.

Are you guys ready to do this?

Busted my leg

We'll get you new ones.

Right now, let's see. It's right here.

Oh, it's like a charley horse.

Ow, ow, ow, ow. Are you okay?

Oh, crap.

I think we can work it out with a massage.

With one of your world's famous massages?

I think so.

She has really good massages. This is New Year's. You're not supposed to

me. Whatever.

I think we're going to make this year pretty special. We decided to have a

time this year, right? Yeah, no matter what. Do you have any oil in the house?

Yeah, I think there's some stuff right back here.

Okay. Yeah. Grab those towels, though. I don't want you guys to get all crazy

and ruin my couch.

Should I take these off, or are you guys going to ruin these?

Yeah.

Well, we don't want to get any oil on your New Year's clothes. We should

probably just take them all off.

You're going to have to get this one. I don't want to get the dress off. There's

no way.

It's all messy.

Oh my goodness.

I promise to be really thankful.

It's so sore.

Oh my goodness.

I've only had this outfit on for like five minutes.

Wow. You'll get to put it back on.

After you're all relaxed and we've worked all your muscles out.

You're they're awesome.

Thank you All

right,

so what am I doing?

What does this work?

Yeah,

we're going all out. Well, you don't want to get any oil on it, right?

Promise we're gonna go out after this. I promise if you want

After.

Getting completely out of the... I know, right?

Yeah, you know, the satin and the... Well, it just doesn't really... You need

come off, too. All right. Go for it. Oh, my God.

Okay.

I'm going to use this as my pillow. Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

All right.

All right. So I'm supposed to lay here?

You're just supposed to lay here, relax, ease your mind, and not think about

anything. Why don't you take the shoulders first, and I will work on our

And just try not to think about anything else.

Oh, yeah, right there on my leg.

Oh, that feels so good.

The trick with massages is sometimes you're just so stressed that the whole

needs it.

I think you found a knot in my shoulder.

I think I found four.

I wanted New Year's to be perfect.

Stress me out.

What?

This isn't relieving your stress?

I think this is pretty perfect.

Three girlfriends at home.

I don't feel like a princess

Great

No

oil they're supposed to just

It's supposed to breathe them in. They're supposed to help you relax.

De -stress.

Soon you just forget where you are.

Then sometimes other things happen.

What the heck does that mean?

I thought we were just trying to make me feel better so we could go out.

The doorbell rings.

Pizza guy shows up.

Or other things happen.

Oh, my gosh. Just get to the point, girlfriend.

What are you trying to say?

I don't know. Sasha's being weird again.

I don't know.

We'll see.

Have you been doing squats?

Yes. I think she has. You can tell. I told you I thought I was losing weight.

Well, my hands are grabbing your butt. Don't be weird.

Well, but I mean, clearly you've been doing squats.

I mean, this right here.

That's squats.

Now you're just going to jiggle my butt?

You're next if you're not careful.

I thought you wanted to go out tonight.

I did, but apparently you guys still have a better plan.

I have.

Whatever that means. You're always up to something.

That I am.

Oh my gosh, my legs feel great though.

When was the last time you had your pussy placed?

What?

What kind of question is that?

I just had an awkward question. It's not awkward.

We talked about sex all the time. I just wasn't accepting it.

Well, she is staring at it. I am staring at it. I'm sitting here massaging it.

Oh, my God.

My hand's very close to it currently.

Well, then why don't you join the party? Take off your clothes if you're so

interested.

Jeez Louise.

I could take off my clothes.

Was that a dare?

Sure. A New Year's dare.

Go for it. Oh, my God, you guys. New Year's dare. She's not going to do it.

New Year's dare accepted.

There she goes.

Oh,

my God. We're not massaging you. This is supposed to be about me. You have to go

fall down the stairs if you want to massage. I did not have to be massaged.

You just want to be naked?

Accepted your dare.

Okay, well, we can't be the only one.

Oh, come on.

Come on, what? You know I'm like the biggest prude ever. New Year's dare hand

for you. You guys are so naked.

Come on. Get naked.

You can do it. Don't make me.

Get naked. Off you go. I'm getting my massage.

Give us a show.

You can do it.

Only because you fell down the stairs.

Only, right? Only because I fell down the stairs. Come on. Careful. Keep

I'll add a lock stand too.

Come on.

Yeah, take those boots off, sexy girl.

Gotta take it all off.

All off. I know, right? She's already naked.

Look at that.

We're winning prizes.

Winning prizes.

Now, we're here to do a job. I'm naked.

Let's massage out.

Okay, front side.

Let's do it.

Front side. Bend over.

You take my leg now.

Let's see who does it better.

I got the tits. You got the tits?

This could be you right now.

I have you.

I'll get in your tits later.

It's all about my tits. I don't understand.

I have the smallest tits. Who does it better? Who wins?

I grab the tits. I win.

Her nipples got hard. I win.

Don't make it. Don't you dare.

me oh oh really this is what we're doing if

that's what we're doing you're on top of me i've seen this before i know how

this works oh really yeah is that how it goes yeah what

she's coming out with some confessions yeah she's up and watches a lot of porn

yes i do is that is that what it is i think let's see if we can figure this

that's why you're always

I'm gonna start this party.

He's gonna start it.

You have a cute pussy.

Thank you.

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