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Do you just love spending time together?

Yeah, of course, babe.

And the whole day, just you and me.

Yeah, the whole day.

Did you think I looked pretty today?

Yeah, of course, you looked amazing.

Why didn't you look at me when you said that?

Babe, it's a good part of the movie. Watch. Don't miss this part.

I mean, I never even had a girlfriend. Forgive me. Right?

Why are you moving so much?

I have to pee, but...

I don't want to be away from you for a moment.

Babe, come on. It's ridiculous.

Just go pee.

You're going to catch an infection like that. It's not good to hold it.

That's awesome.

What the fuck?

Babe!

She's smarting on the worst for me.

It's a new brand and I'm trying to smart it.

Thank you. Oh, my God. I need something that's going to relax me. I have had the

worst day today.

My boyfriend left me.

Got a ticket.

My dog is about to have surgery.

And, you know, it's kind of one of those days I need something that's going to

calm me down.

Did you have anything?

Anyone really good?

Wow. Sorry.

Um, let's see.

Actually, funny enough, there is this one girl. She is the sweetest. I mean,

the sweetest thing ever.

Great. Everyone loves her. I mean, I love her. So everyone loves her so much.

think you'll get along perfectly.

Yay. Okay. So why don't you just head on back there, get undressed, and enjoy

the amazing experience. Okay. Okay. Thank you so much. Bye now. Bye.

Hello. I'm Lyra. I'm going to be your masseuse today.

You! You!

You! Sorry!

I'm gonna go get another mistake. Just be cool, okay? Go! Stay.

I'm leaving.

Will you take my -

Really tense legs.

Yeah.

Really tense.

I'm kind of tense because you fucked my boyfriend.

You know? Sorry about that.

Did you want to talk about it maybe? No, you know.

You ruined my life. You know? My life sucks really, really bad. I'm really,

really angry.

You know?

Try to relax.

Hard.

I mean, how would you feel if you came home to your boyfriend with another

He's apparently trying on lingerie when you're not.

Fine.

Get in there.

This feels nice, right? Maybe you should just not talk.

Okay.

I mean, you have really soft skin. I said don't talk.

I'm pretending you're someone else right now.

Are you taking, like, keratin supplements?

You have beautiful hair and skin.

Well, thank you.

I think I was just born that way.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Pardon me.

My job.

Okay.

Keep doing it right.

You're a little close there.

What are you talking about?

It looks like you work out.

Yeah, you know, I did with my boyfriend all the time.

Whore.

He even ruined it.

And I don't go to the gym anymore.

I mean, you can't tell. You look gorgeous.

I mean, you look fit.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Maybe I'll find another guy.

Or maybe I won't.

Maybe I'm just going to be broken.

Sorry.

I don't think so.

I mean, maybe you'll meet someone else.

Maybe at the gym.

Yeah, let me just find a nice ripped... Rich, hot guy who likes

bitter, broken bitches.

You know, does that sound okay?

Billy wasn't that great.

You don't really know him.

I mean, you don't have to always date guys.

I mean, Billy's just a typical guy.

I don't even like the pig.

Like, I didn't even really like Billy.

I'm just fucking him.

Great.

Take me to expensive dinners.

But only once. Only once.

I don't really want to hear about that stuff.

I'm trying to.

You keep fucking it up.

Do your job.

You guys are just not very nice to girls. I don't understand.

And PT is going to be crazy.

You have a banging body.

It takes a woman to appreciate that.

It's kind of weird.

It's not, right?

I'm just trying to make you feel better.

I think you can.

Try.

I think I feel you starting to relax.

Are

you

like, dyking out on me right now or something?

No, I'm just - Massaging your glutes. I'm a professional. I didn't feel like

Do you know how often you sit on your glutes? I felt like you were putting

finger in my butt.

I don't know. Maybe the breeze went through it. A breeze? Not my finger. I

never touch a client like that.

Weird.

Oh, my God.

Stop putting your finger in my butt.

You did it again.

It's completely in your head.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Maybe you're just imagining the things you want to feel.

You wouldn't know what I want to feel.

It's definitely not that.

I don't think we always share a piece of stuff with my butt.

We two are meant for each other.

This is where it started.

I don't blame him.

I mean...

To each their own.

Oh yeah, I love getting my feet rubbed.

That's the first thing you've done right.

Yeah, Billy wasn't very good at rubbing his feet, was he?

I never rubbed my feet.

What did you

just do?

Are you okay?

What did you just do?

I thought you said you liked your feet rubbed.

Yeah, but it felt like you put your...

Tongue in between my toes.

I think I would lick your feet. I don't know, because it felt like you put your

finger in my butt, and now it feels like your tongue is in between my toes.

Just because we shared a dick with me, I'm gonna lick your toe, okay? Are you

sure you're okay?

I think you're crazy.

I think you should just lay down.

I think you should just tuck your tongue in my toes.

Oh.

What?

You did it again.

That's probably why Billy left you anyway.

What? No.

I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

You know

you

liked it. That's why your nipples get hard.

Um, my nipples are on the table.

I saw it when you jumped up.

Oh.

It's really cold in here.

I didn't know when you fight it so much.

I'm not fighting anything.

I know it felt good.

Um, it felt okay.

Not horrible.

I mean...

Kind of nice. Mm -hmm.

So you were doing it?

Yes.

Slicking your feet.

Oh, that's a big deal.

Good.

You have really beautiful body parts.

I mean,

I do have amazing body parts.

Okay,

I think you probably have to be one of the creepiest messes I've...

I don't know if it's funny.

Are you laughing at me?

Looks like he's listening.

I know, right?

Is that too much?

No.

Hey!

Hey! Come on! That's a lot!

What are you doing?

I don't want to get oil on my shirt. Why would you put my hand on your tit?

I don't want to get oil on my shirt. What do you mean?

Fine.

Why wouldn't you?

Why wouldn't you take off your shirt?

I'm stupid.

I'm a fudge fighter.

Whatever you want.

I mean, do you really?

I think my hands are good, you know?

I don't need it.

Can you

make this

any more awkward than you already have?

The whole time I've been here!

Yeah, it's definitely more awkward.

It's even more awkward.

I know, this is weird, right?

I'm wearing pants, hopeless, and you're naked. It's weird.

Okay, this is getting really, really out of hand now. I mean, I have your ass on

my tit.

Have you ever seen yourself in the mirror? You've never seen female

Shut up.

Oh my god.

I mean, period?

Seriously?

Um,

what?

It's really uncomfortable.

You know what's uncomfortable?

You talking so much.

So it'd be nice if you would just be quiet now and I could do my job.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Open my eyes.

Maybe this is what I need.

This is where all your tension is.

It's really that you've never been pleasured the right way.

That's really good.

Uh!