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Enjoy yourself, everybody. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the
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tonight show. You're here. You made it. Hey, I'm very
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excited about this NFL legend Tom Brady is here tonight.
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Oh, my goodness. I love Tom Brady, because other than
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the good looks, chiseled physique, and seven Super Bowl rings,
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we're pretty much the same guy. I mean, twinsies, yeah.
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Yeah, Tom has seven Super Bowl rings, but sadly, he
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had to trade one today for a full tank of
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gas. Oh, that's what's happening. Yeah, it's unbelievable. Guys, I
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want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day. This
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is happy. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Today, President Trump kept
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with tradition and hosted Ireland's Prime Minister for a White
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House visit. And once again, Trump made Marco Rubio dress
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up as a leprechaum. Oh. And this was fun. Trump
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also had him wear a pair of leprechaum slippers that
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were two sizes too big. That's how it happened. Well,
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guys, this day, 18 of the war in Ireland today,
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Trump said that most of our NATO allies have informed
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the White House that they don't want to get involved.
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Yeah, Trump asked France for help but they don't want
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to get involved with us in Ireland. You know, it's
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bad when France turns on a three -way. Oh, and
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people are talking about this. Trump keeps claiming that a
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former US President told him, I wish I did what
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you did. In Iran, but all of them deny speaking
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with Trump. I feel like two things seem equally possible,
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either Trump's lying or Joe Biden doesn't remember talking to
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him. It's very, very possible. We'll get this according to
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a new poll half of Americans believe Trump attacked Iran
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to distract from the Epstein files. Trump was like, fake
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news. I attacked Venezuela to distract from the Epstein file.
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Well, guys, everyone's focused on the situation in the Middle
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East where the President Trump has been trying to unblock
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the straight of our moves. For more on this, we
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go to our foreign correspondent, Kevin O 'Reilly. Kevin was
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the latest. Well, Jamie, the situation remains fluid and the
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world's oil supply hangs in the belt. I'm sorry, Kevin,
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I'm sorry I got to stop. It's hard to interrupt
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there but there seems to be a malfunction. All we're
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seeing is your head. What's, oh, I see what's happening.
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I wore a green suit for St. Patrick's Day and
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it's not showing up on the green screen. LAUGHTER Well,
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I don't know what to do about this. Maybe I
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get, if I get lower, is it better? Or move
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around? Is this better? Is this helping? No, it's not,
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no. Now you look like a DVD screensaver. I don't
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know what you do. Just stop doing whatever. It's just,
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you know, stop helping. No, this is not what you're
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doing. No, it's not getting better. No. No, it's not
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helping, not helping. I know what I'll do. I know
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what to do. I can take my jacket off. Uh
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-oh, okay, great, great. That might help. So tell us,
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have any oil tankers been able to get through this
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straight of her mousse? As of now, no. The straight
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is at a complete standstill. Sorry, sorry, can't help. And
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now, sorry, sorry. Did your shirt say daddy's little leprechaun?
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No. It says daddy's little leprechaun. All right, let's forget.
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Let's just go to our sports correspondent. Eileen O'Doyle, oh,
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no. Thanks, Jimmy. Oh, my gosh. March madness is upon
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us. No, all right, thank you. Forget it, forget it.
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Let's just move on. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Everyone's
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wearing green. APPLAUSE Hey, this is School of Team USA's
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World Cup uniforms have been revealed. Check these out. Oh,
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yeah, pretty sweet. They also released the official Team USA
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beanie. Check it out. Yeah, and then they also have
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the team glasses, apparently. All right, here's the captain of
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Team USA wearing the whole uniform. I can't seem to
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find him. Oh, there he is, right there, I found
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you. See it in the World Cup, dude. Yes. Well,
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some business news. The CEO of Delta Airlines said that
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airfares are going to go up due to rising fuel
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costs. Meanwhile, Southwest was like, in that case, we're just
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going to use half our engines. Finally, guys, it is
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Tuesday. It is time for We Post. Here we go.
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We post. Welcome to We Post. This is where we,
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as a group, decide something we should post on socials.
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I'm going to show you five different posts. And we're
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all going to vote on whether you like each one
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or not. You all have voting clickers at your seats.
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I could tell by the confusion, the mass confusion that
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you do, some of you don't. Here's the deal. You
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could vote for all these, if you like. You could
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vote for none of these, whatever. I just want you
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to have fun and enjoy it. Whatever we'll see, the
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results live. Higgins, you have a clicker, roots. You got
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clickers. All right, good. We're going to post which everyone
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gets the most likes from all of us because it's
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not a me post. It's a We Post. Thank you.
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You guys ready? All right. You guys ready? Yeah. All
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right, the first post could be making small talk in
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the elevator, torture, overhearing other people's small talk in the
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elevator. I've never been more fascinated in my life. What
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are they saying? Really? Really? I never thought. Yeah. There.
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Yeah. OK, here we go. Up or down, green or
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red, the votes are in. Let's see the results. Not
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bad, 146. Wow. 146, pretty good. I think we can
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do better. Yeah, here we go. This next one here
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is, I don't know what the issue is, my number
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of fingers or every coffee mug handle ever. Too big.
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Too small. You need three fingers to fit in that
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little four can fit in there. No. Unless you have
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Mickey Mouse hand. If you have Mickey Mouse gloves. Yeah,
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Mickey Mouse gloves on here. All right, here we go.
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From the silence, I feel like this is not going
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to work. I feel like this might be up. Here
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we go. Let's see the results here. Oh, wow. That's
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called a double win. Yeah, that's terrible. All right, good.
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Well, that one's not going to make it. All right,
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let's go on. We can't all be winners and they
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don't necessarily get better. So here we go. Next one
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here says, at this point, I think it's time to
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change spam likely to 100 % spam. Wow. It's clearly
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spam, if you say spam likely. No, there's no one.
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It's not just likely, it is spam. Yeah. All right,
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let's see the results on this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wow. One of those nights, I could feel it. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. I think the next, no. We might get
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one. Really? Well, whatever it is, whatever the next one
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is, everybody thumbs up. All right. No, no, don't, don't,
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don't, don't, don't rig it. Don't really have to only
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do it if you like it. OK, OK. You don't
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have to, yeah. Let's not rig it. Reak. All right,
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this next one is the easiest way to tell the
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difference between an alligator and a crocodile is to let
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one eat you then check your obituary. I have no
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idea. Oh, wait. One lives in the water. I have
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no clue what the difference is. Yeah. All right, vote,
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vote, yes or no. And this one and the votes
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are here. Let's see the results here. Oh, no, Pat.
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Whoa. That's in the lead. That is now in the
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lead, right now. Here we go. We're down to our
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last one here. This one says, I've never starred in
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Mission Impossible, but I have got a frantic text from
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my wife saying, I need the security code that was
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sent to your phone within 60 seconds. I don't know
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any other knows one. I don't know. All right, send
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the whole thing you went through. All right, let's see
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the results here and one vote. Whoa. That's it. That's
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the winner. You guys like it. There you go. I'm
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going to post this during the break. If you happen
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to see it online, give that we post a repost.
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We have a great show and a vote legend. Tom
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Brady is here tonight. Come on, man. The very talented
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Linda Cartelini is joining us. Boston Celtic superstar Derek White
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is here. And we've got Santa from Ireland's own Katie
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Boyle. Stick around. We'll be right back with Tom Brady.
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Come on, man.
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