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present
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in co-production with
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a Martin Šulík film
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THE GARDEN
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Cast
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Concept and Screenplay
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Dramaturge:
Co-author of Screenplay:
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Chapter one. We learn about Jakub,
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his lame father and their major problems.
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A woman named Tereza will also be present there.
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Welcome.
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- Good morning.
- I was expecting you tomorrow.
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Something's already finished for you.
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Take your clothes off.
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Hang on, dearie.
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Tereza, don't be silly.
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What's up with you?
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It takes me a bit more time to get going now.
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- Can you feel it?
- What?
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Here... a tiny lump.
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I might have cancer.
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You can't be serious.
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And here... can you feel it?
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I can feel something now.
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You awful beast.
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What are you doing to me, Jakub?
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Madam Tereza is my client.
And you, madam!
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You're married, you have two small children. What's got into you?
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Why are you covering up her body?
Cover up yours!
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Just see what he looks like... You're ill!
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- You'd better finish that sleeve.
- Where should I go? This is my flat!
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Leave us alone, father.
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When are you going to clear out?
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- You just laze about here, idling...
- It's the holidays. I'll start teaching in a week.
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To hell with your teaching!
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You've been teaching for ten years but you've got nothing to show for it.
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Not even a basic flat.
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- You'll give me a heart attack.
- Baruch...
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Here, have some of this.
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He pisses everywhere and stinks.
Get him castrated.
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Don't listen to him, Baruch.
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He doesn't like you.
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Sell the garden that belonged to grandpa and buy a flat of your own.
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I don't want to see you here any longer.
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Chapter two. Jakub, tormented by the debauchery of city life,
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arrives in the garden of God and experiences a variety of adventures.
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Mysterious notes will also be found.
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Anno Domini 1912.
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Observations of nature.
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The bat is gifted with extraordinary salaciousness.
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It doesn't follow any natural way of sexual intercourse.
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When two males or two females are together alone, they mate immediately.
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Chapter three. Jakub decides to put things in order,
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he experiences a dog's malice
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and gets acquainted with the Miracle Maid.
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Get lost!
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Is that your animal?
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Don't shout at him.
He's scared of you.
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Let go of me!
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Get lost!
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Restrain that dog!
It'll bite me!
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Go away, you beast!
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Get lost!
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- Won't it come back?
- I don't know. It wasn't my dog.
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- How did you get that?
- My mum beat me. Here too.
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The other day she thrashed me with a hose. Can you see it?
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What's your name?
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Helena.
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- My mother thinks I'm a nutcase.
- What?
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When the world was created,
God gave the Sun,
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the Moon and other planets
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a power which they put into the ground.
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Plants, animals and humans would not be able to reproduce without it
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the way they do now.
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How many planets are there?
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Apart from the Sun, there are seven large ones.
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Hermes, Aphrodite, Gaia, Ares,
Zeus, Kronos, Uranus.
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Chapter four. Jakub gets to know a certain Benedikt
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who wants to become a saint.
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Jakub listens to his words of wisdom and learns humility.
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Here, chew on this a bit.
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- What have you done today?
- Nothing.
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Bad life.
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Making bread is a gift from God.
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It helps rid us of temptation and sin.
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What will remain after you
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- if you do nothing?
- What should I do?
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Wash my feet.
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God spoke to me. He woke me up and said:
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Benedikt, if you want to become a saint, stop your wandering.
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Find somewhere you like and build a house there.
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Increase your flocks and extend your fields.
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Let not time be your enemy.
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- Do you think God exists?
- Who knows?
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An agnostic answer.
You're well off.
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You haven't seen him, but I've spoken to him
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and now I have to live with it.
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Hey, let's go...
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Hey, come on...
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Chapter five. The inexperienced Jakub has to face the trammels of motherly love,
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a poor hen will be put to sleep by black magic
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and Jakub will not even believe his own eyes.
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She has come to apologise.
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What for?
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Don't be angry at her.
She clings to everybody.
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Some men even abuse it.
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- Why do you beat her?
- Me?
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She's been tormenting me in this way ever since she was little.
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What did you make up this time?
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We were over fifty when she was conceived.
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She's stupid. She can't even write.
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I can.
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You see? She's lying again.
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Just scribbles. Nonsense.
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Open this, please.
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She takes after her father.
He was crazy too.
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He used to sleep all the time.
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Then I took him to the hospital and he never woke up again.
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Chapter six. Jakub quarrels with his lover Tereza
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and returns to the garden of God despite the wild wasps being there.
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- Hi.
- Tereza, go away!
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Let me go!
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Stop! Run away!
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Make yourself scarce or they'll sting you!
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What are you doing here?
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We haven't seen each other for a week and you ask such a stupid question.
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- What do you want from me?
- It's itching terribly.
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- Scratch it.
- It's beginning to swell.
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Take your clothes off.
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Now here.
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- I went to the doctor's yesterday.
- And what?
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I'm OK.
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I thought I had a tumour but he said everything's all right.
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Keep still 'til it dries.
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I need you inside me all of the time.
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Always.
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What is it?
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That's you.
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Come back with me.
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My whole body's been stung.
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What will you tell your husband?
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I don't know. I'll figure something out.
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We should split up.
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Don't even joke about it, or I'll kill you.
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Get out. A bus will take you on from here.
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I thought you were coming back with me.
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I'll stay here for a few more days.
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Do you really want to leave me here?
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Take this for your children.
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The bus will be here in a minute.
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In the autumn, with God's help,
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I had some plums distilled. The slivovitz was better than I expected.
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Strong and delicious on the tongue.
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I decided not to drink it but to bury it in the garden.
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Chapter seven. Jakub is renovating his house and performs the fearless feats of Houdini.
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The Miracle Maid gives him back his strength and peace
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in the garden of God by means of healing ants.
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Wait!
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Ouch! That hurts!
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- Did she beat you again?
- She thinks I sleep with you.
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I know how to cure it.
It'll be gone by tomorrow.
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Who taught you to write?
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Your grandfather. He also taught me all the capitals.
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Why didn't you go to school?
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I couldn't speak for a long time.
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I was born this little.
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There are ants here.
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Don't kill them!
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- I've got them everywhere.
- That's good. They cure you.
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- But I'm okay.
- Never mind.
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They'll find something.
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Chapter eight. Jakub meets a certain Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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and strikes a good deal with him.
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He also learns about the tragic consequences of progress
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and the wonderful pleasures of poverty.
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- Hey, you over there! I need you!
- Me?
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My name's Rousseau.
You'll help me with the car.
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This technology is getting on my nerves.
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Progress represents nothing but a decline in human kindness.
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You should take it to a garage.
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No way! That would mean that I accept the state of facts as they are.
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Oh Lord, free us from knowledge, impose innocence and poverty on us.
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Do you think it would help us?
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We are all victims of false self-respect.
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We are not alive, but we convince others that we do live.
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Quit all that bullshit, we're never gonna make it to the wedding like that.
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Don't stress me out, you can see that I'm working on it!
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This is what comes of our poor upbringing.
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If you'd known her a few years ago, what a woman she was then!
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Simple as a saint and pure in spirit.
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And it was so stupid of me to teach her to read.
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Ever since then, she's been unbearable.
Shut up, you bastards!
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Give it one more go.
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Quiet!
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- You've made it break down!
- I told you I don't understand it.
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You've ruined me.
What am I going to do now?
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Is that yours?
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I'll borrow it.
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- But I need it.
- What for?
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This luxury is a punishment for our naive attempt to escape from God's ignorance.
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You know what?
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There is no man of nature living a real life, led only by his own feelings,
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not the stupid social conventions.
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- Let's go! Don't forget anything!
- Hurry up!
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Enhance your spirit in wisdom!
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Chapter nine. Jakub makes a journey for knowledge with his father
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and significantly changes his body and spirit.
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Various songs will be sung too.
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How much longer do you plan to sleep?
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This came for you. You should've been teaching for three days. Where are you?
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- How did you get here?
- By bus.
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- The cat has disappeared.
- Baruch?
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I put out some milk for him yesterday, and it's still there.
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My father was mad about boxing.
He broke my nose twice.
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I'd like to burn the whole place down.
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- That Tereza of yours came to see me.
- What did she want?
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Brought me a box of chocolates.
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She's a nice one.
It's a pleasure to sew for her.
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Stop fidgeting about!
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Just imagine, women don't excite me anymore.
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I even look at dirty magazines... and nothing.
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And what about you?
When are you going to get married?
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You should have children.
I'd play with them.
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Why did she come to see you?
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She said she's getting divorced.
She'd be a good match for you.
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- What have you done?
- I told you not to fidget.
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I look like a complete idiot.
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How can I appear in front of my clients?
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It's your turn now.
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Where's your car?
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I exchanged it for this one.
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- What make is it?
- I don't know.
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I've never driven. But I wouldn't be afraid to drive this one.
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- What's up?
- Let's swap places.
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Why?
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Try it.
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- What do I have to do?
- Put your foot on the gas pedal.
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- Which one?
- The shorter one. Can you reach it?
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Let the clutch out gently.
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We're moving.
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A fine exchange!
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You should sell the garden.
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I've never liked being there.
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I used to be left there on my own all the time.
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Father was always experimenting with me.
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He hung me on a branch and left me there until I was completely exhausted.
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He wanted you to be a real man.
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He would lower me down the well with a burning candle.
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I don't even know why.
I nearly drowned in there.
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When I was fourteen,
I ran away from home to Bohemia
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and did my apprenticeship there.
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When will you go back to school?
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I'll tell them you're ill.
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They've no idea how to play!
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What would you like to hear?
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Something like... Pardon me, boy,
Is that the Chattanooga choo choo...
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- Or some Spanish tunes.
- Do you like them?
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Watch me.
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Damn, it's nice here.
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Chapter ten. Jakub and the Miracle Maid
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merge into one flesh by eating the fruit of Eden.
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Jakub also gets rid of Tereza forever, in a despicable way.
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Through fire, Jakub sends secret news to the world.
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- Argentina!
- Buenos Aires!
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- Madagascar!
- Antananarivo!
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- Malaysia!
- Kuala Lumpur!
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God bless you, apple-tree!
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I saw a large white caterpillar yesterday.
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It was crawling among the trees eating everything.
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I was in its belly.
It was pleasantly warm in there.
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You were there too.
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Why don't you leave your mother?
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Where would I go?
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- Let me be!
- What's wrong?
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- I want to wash your feet.
- Don't touch me! Stop it!
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- Everyone just touches my body!
- Your feet are dirty.
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We can thank Mr. Francis Drike for potatoes...
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- Drake!
- Drake, the Dutch captain
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who brought them to Europe from an American country
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in Anno Domini 1586.
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I washed my hair with nettles.
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I feel dizzy.
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Potato bread is also good to eat if you're hungry.
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If cumin is added to the dough, the bread is more tasty.
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Pal'ko, Michal, don't get dirty.
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Stay here hidden for a while.
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Hello. I'm Tereza's husband.
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May we come in?
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Play, boys.
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- Let's play tag.
- Wait!
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A nice autumn.
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But the winter will be long.
There are too many wasps.
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I know. I talked to the ants about it.
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How long have you known each other?
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I don't know. My father sews for her.
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You really don't?! For nearly two years.
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My wife wants to destroy me.
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She says you sleep with her.
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- Do you sleep with her?
- With her? No, I don't.
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- What are you saying?
- You don't have to be ashamed in front of him.
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You can tell him how you fuck me every week.
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Now seriously. Do you sleep with her, or what?
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Sorry, but my dick wouldn't stand up for your wife.
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And you can finally stop imagining things.
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You are a bastard.
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- Behave yourself!
- Don't you believe me?
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I can show you what he fucked me with!
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Let me go! I'll show you!
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- Stop it!
- Let go of me!
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Let go of me!
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She takes everything so personally.
She's very sensitive.
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A nice garden.
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It will give you about twenty litres of slivovitz.
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Chapter eleven. Jakub meets a wise Wittgenstein,
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and through his wise discourse
Jakub examines the state of his existence.
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What are you doing here?
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I covered you up. You might have caught a cold.
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I got lost here. Someone told me he'd show me the way.
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I walked with him on a good straight road for a long time.
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Suddenly it disappeared and the guy told me:
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Now you can find your way on your own.
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Then he disappeared too and I wandered all night long.
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At dawn I happened upon you.
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I like it here.
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My father buys estates like this for the Viennese.
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My name's Wittgenstein, if it rings a bell.
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- Will you sell it me?
- No.
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Are you feeling sick?
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That's okay.
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I think today's upbringing diminishes the human ability to suffer.
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Nowadays, a school is only any good when the kids have a good time there.
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The ability to suffer is not appreciated because it allegedly brings nothing.
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- How much would you be asking?
- How much would you pay?
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I don't know.
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It isn't worth much.
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There's nothing here.
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Shops, hotels, car rentals...
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- I haven't seen a school either.
- There is a school here.
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But what is taught there?
Nothing but new things.
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Nobody realises that first we need to sort out
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and organise what we already know.
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Sell me at least... a tree.
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Take this one.
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But it comes with two conditions attached.
You mustn't cut it down
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or prevent me from doing anything
I want with it. Otherwise, it's all yours.
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You have made me happy.
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But what shall I give you?
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Take this book.
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It's a good book.
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When a man has problems
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it's as if he were in a room with no way of escaping.
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First, he tries the window but it's very high.
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Next, he tries the chimney but it's too narrow.
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Then he notices that the door has been open all the time.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Don't you have any problems?
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I do. But I can't talk about them,
I just have to keep mum.
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I see.
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Chapter twelve. Jakub, tormented by his conscience, shows his understanding
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and returns the soul to the Miracle Maid's body.
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Baruch the cat will also help with his mysterious power.
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- What do you want, Antichrist?
- Where's Helena?
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She's not at home.
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Look what you've done to her.
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She's been lying here like this for three days.
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Has she eaten anything?
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Nothing at all.
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I pray for her but God doesn't answer.
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- Helena.
- I know she's going to die.
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I saw the angel of death last night.
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Do you want some water?
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Baruch...
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I'm thirsty.
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Chapter thirteen. Purified Jakub becomes a tree.
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He also fights a dire battle with his brave father
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and through the Miracle Maid they achieve a blissful reconciliation.
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Stay here until the winter comes.
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I can't.
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Why not?
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Hares would eat me here.
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Nothing can happen to you now.
Stay with me.
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I can't. I have to go back to school.
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- Do you know me?
- You are my father.
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And do you know who you are?
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I'm a tree now.
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I'd like to cut you down.
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- Has he gone mad?
- No. I'm a bit of a loony.
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Here! You've got mail.
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What does it say?
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They're no longer counting on me at the school.
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You were sacked, weren't you?
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- What is it?
- Vanilla meringue.
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What's up now?
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Put them on.
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What's going on?
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You're pissing me off! What kind of a man do you call yourself?
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What do you want, father?
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You left me in the city, alone.
I go crazy in that empty flat.
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- I take all the shit for you.
- What shit?
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What, what? What was all that about with Tereza?
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My clients are deserting me,
I look like an idiot!
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Father!
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I can't take it anymore.
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01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:13,660
Go and lie down next to her.
I'll sleep here.
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01:35:22,040 --> 01:35:23,580
That's not necessary.
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01:35:49,830 --> 01:35:51,870
Sit up, honey.
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She's pretty.
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Old age is really shitty.
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Chapter fourteen.
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At the beginning of winter I started teaching at the local school of my own free will.
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Helena is a good pupil also.
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She's attentive and able to learn.
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01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:02,830
She's slowly beginning to teach me to understand all the incomprehensible
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things in our real world.
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01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:44,000
What's she doing?
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She's floating.
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At long last, everything is as it should be.
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Concept and Screenplay:
Marek Leščák, Martin Šulík
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Sound: Peter Mojžiš
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Edited by: Dušan Milko
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Executive Producer: Jovanka Potašová
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Photography: Martin Štrba
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Producer: Rudolf Biermann
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Directed by: Martin Šulík
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Cast:
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Processed by the Film Laboratories
Bratislava Koliba
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English subtitles edited by: D. Shearman
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