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oh hi mate my name is Dash hey Welcome

to our

home Welcome to our house it's the one

above the hill it's the place we cook

our dinners take our baths and pay our

bills it's the place where we hang out

with some

friends like

you check it

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out wait before we do anything else

fuck

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you blue Dino would you please hurry up

we're going to be late for school yeah

come on hurry up I'm almost done

jeez okay I'm ready did you not wash

your hands what I don't need to wash my

hands yes you do every time you finish

going to the bathroom you wash your

hands well but I think they're pretty

clean go wash your hands okay fine

nasty oh hey mate it's me Dash and me

Teddy Edie and over there washing his

hands is blue Dino we're going to go to

school well just as soon as he finish

washing his hands all right I'm done did

you use hand and yes I use hand and

soap man I hate going to school how come

blue Dino School is it's a wonderful

place you get to learn new things every

day if you were sitting in a des I would

flip you over right now guys guys let's

be nice now are we all ready I am I am I

guess wait for me oh hello Sarah are you

ready to go to school too yep me and my

teddy Mr Buckle bottom wait you're

bringing your teddy to school yeah you

got a problem with that well yeah you

can't take toys to school why not well

because that's the rules yeah you could

only bring pencils paper um let's see a

backpack lunch and U oh notebooks you

you got to bring notesbook to school

basically you're not allowed to bring

anything fun but maybe my Teddy wants to

learn too or maybe your teddy isn't real

well maybe you should shut up you bloy

sack of

plasm oh those are fighting words okay

that's enough out of both of you look

you can't take toys to school because

that's against the rules who says the

teacher and your parents says well that

sucks oh yeah well did I tell you what

happened to D when he did the same thing

he did yeah in fact he brought a lot of

stuff to school that got him in trouble

well kind of well can I hear it but wait

a minute shouldn't we be getting ready

for school we don't have time for a

story hey if we have time to argue then

we have time for a

story that's fair so what happened to D

Sam well it happened just the other

day and that class is why a be is

different than a was because a be is

actually friendly because whenever it

stings you it's giving up his life for

you what that doesn't make sense at all

well think about it Eddie I mean why

would it be sting you if it knew that it

would die if it does what they only

sting if they feel like they're

threatened well the next time I get

stung by a bee I'll make sure to sank

him because now his life is

mine that that's really a messed up

thought man and now we shall have a

moment of silence for the bees who have

gave their life for

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us anyways now we're going to talk about

math a

a I don't want to

hear okay math is good it makes you

smarter anyways now let me go write some

math problems on the board

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here my stomach is

grumbling I must be getting hungry but

I'm just until for another 2

hours but I'm hungry now

maybe maybe I can grab a little snack in

my pocket the teacher won't know he

won't

notice so 8 - 4 is 8 because you take

the four away and the four is not there

anymore so it what D Sam what what do

you got

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there G Sam are you eating a donut in

class uh uh uh no no no no that's not a

donut well then what is it it's a uh

it's a fidget a fidget yeah why was it

in your mouth well because that's the

most convenient way to hold it since I

can't hold it cuz I have tiny arms cuz

I'm a dinosaur oh really now yeah yeah

and I I usually have a fish spinner

whenever I'm stressed out what are you

stressed out about well you were just

talking about math you don't even care

about math exactly so why am I even here

you know what I'm taking this no that's

my donut no no it's my donut now oh look

at this oh I bet you want it oh look at

that it looks like is a strawberry oh I

bet it is M yummy strawberry but now

it's mine it's all mine to eat not yours

mine

mine

oh thank you for the dut D Sam I would

have prefer an apple but I guess it's

okay to what what are you doing broom

broom broom broom broom hey Sam are

those toy cars in the classroom uh well

uh no no I was resing uh how to drive

you are practicing how to drive with toy

cars yeah well it looks like your cars

are in a no parking area so I'm going to

have to take them no don't take my don't

take my cars you can have them back at

the end of the day no oh bibbly nut

buckets I can't believe I actually have

to say this to you all but no bringing

food or toys in the

D what are you doing uh I'm taking a

bath do you mind why are you taking a

bath in the classroom I got to get clean

for school you TR to do it at home well

there was no water at

home

W okay class now no bringing food in the

classroom no bringing toys into the

classroom and absolutely no taking a

bath in

the g

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s d s what is that uh that's a piggy I

know it's a piggy but why is it in the

classroom cuz piggy wants to learn too

no Piggy's not going to learn yes

Piggy's going to learn no yes no yes no

yes yes yes okay yes what no I thought

you were going say no I in a Looney

Tunes well this isn't Looney Tunes take

that pig out of here but you haven't

seen what it done yet I don't want to

see what it does yeah come on

no stop

it D stop it's very annoying it's R my

ears now pay attention

okay class now like I really need to say

this no bringing food in class no

bring no bringing toys in class no

taking a bath in class and

no

Dam what is

that oh nothing D Sam what do you have

nothing I know you're sitting on

something what do you have nothing at

all nothing absolutely nothing

get up D Sam no get up you maybe dropped

my glasses get up no D Sam nope get up

don't have to do have to nope Dam I'm

going to come to the count of three and

if you do not get up you you are not you

are not going to like what's going to

happen when I count the three one

nope

two nope

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three

nope get

up a fidget spinner are you kidding me a

fidget

spinner ow ow my tail you heard my

tail T Sam get up your tail is fine no

it's not I think you broke

it what did I yeah I don't think D Sam

is Faking it yeah it's looks pretty

messed up look what you

did it's the

principal what in the world is going on

here I heard screaming all the way in my

office Professor pack pushed D to the

ground and he broke his

tail what well no no I can explain oh

you'll have plenty to explain in my

office come with me right now but no no

you see de come on no no no let go of me

no D Sam no tell her tell her your your

tail is fine tell her

a my poor

tail wait is he

gone

sucker and now I get to play with my

fidget

spinner come on

woo

yeah I knew you

come with

me come with me coming with

me with

me Daddy's in

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trouble Jesus is a friend

more than any

other he will never let me lose my

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way when I call on

him I always

discover that he is right beside me and

he'll answer when I pray when I pray

that's the way that it goes

when I pray I'm amazed because heaven

always

knows there's a place for

me forever and

today Heaven always hears when I

pray I can talk to God

and he will always

listen I know I can say with all my

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mind when I feel so

small I can always call

him anywhere I say his name he'll come

and I'll be fine when I pray that's the

way that it goes

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when I pray I'm amazed because heaven

always

knows there's a place for

me the RE

today Heaven always hears when I

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pray when I pray

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when I

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pray when I

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pray Heaven always

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he when I pray

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wow that was a lovely song she sung yeah

she's a pretty good singer but now it's

time for us to go right but before we

leave it's time to talk about what we

learned

today we learn what did we learn I know

what did we learn w

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okay that was random take fight guys now

in our story D was bringing a lot of

stuff in class that he knew he wasn't

supposed to bring and that made the

teacher very mad yep and when the

teacher got mad he did things that he

wasn't proud of like straight up

attacking D Sam which was something that

he was not supposed to do luckily he

still got to keep his job after he

explained what happened but what does

that have to do with me well Sarah as I

draw the lesson on here it will

say rules or what keep us

safe if we broke a lot of rules we

wouldn't be safe not just to us but for

everybody this was just an example D Sam

was breaking the rules by bringing stuff

that he wasn't supposed to bring to

school and this made the teacher so mad

that he got so Furious that he attacked

D Sam which he wasn't supposed to do

that's what happens when you break rules

you get people mad and sometimes when

people get mad they do things very

dangerous or do things that they would

regret oh I guess I understand now maybe

in class I'll draw a picture of my teddy

that way I won't miss him as much that

sounds like a good

idea well that's about all the time we

have for the day and remember always

follow the rules that's right yep yep

that's right always follow the rules

because they're important and keep us

safe bye

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no

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