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This is a VCA picture presentation.

How are you, Donahue? What will it be?

The usual?

A loose screw? I never heard of a loose screw.

Uh, Judy, could you make this gentleman a loose screw, please?

I'm here.

I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here.

Just kidding.

Of course I know how to make a loose screw.

I know all the bartenditorial tricks.

Bartenditorial? I like to say that I'm a professional bartender's friend. Yep.

Can I get some service down here?

Yeah, a little bit. Here.

I don't know, it's a lot I guess.

Did I see you in 84 in Lakers?

No, actually you saw me in the Lakers dressing room turning up.

I made three baskets once out of a hundred.

I don't know. I think we win at all. Thanks for the talk, mate. See you

See you later.

There's a drink for you, Denny, but you lost the bet.

You never had a chance.

I know women like the back of my hand.

You know, for the amount of money we've made tonight, it looks like we're headed

for the end of civilization as we know it.

You know, you made more money on tips than we made on drinks tonight.

Because I'm friendly.

That's because you look at your ass.

Let's just see how friendly you are.

You know, you sure is lost in the journal.

Here we go again.

You'd make more money if you had a comprehensive business and marketing

instead of...

This is our bit.

You know, just because you take business classes doesn't mean that you know more

than everyone else.

I have a mind for business and a mind for school.

There's nothing wrong with that.

I've heard about that before.

Let's not get here.

We're going to go to a bar to have a live band.

Why don't we have a live band?

Sometimes I think it would take a bunch of girls just taking their clothes off

in the middle of the dance floor and getting blowjobs in order for us to get

business in here.

What's that idea?

What, the blowjobs?

No, dummy, not the blowjobs. The girls.

An evening of strip tea at Mickey's Cabaret.

Uh -oh, looks like the strip show's already begun.

Hi. Hi!

What do you girls think of this idea?

I need more striptease at Mickey's.

Well, maybe we can hang out here instead of going somewhere else more exciting.

I'll tell you what, Miss Business Student.

You arrange this, and I'll give you half of the money we make.

Good.

I could use more money for my tuition.

Are you girls going to come for opening night?

As long as I'm not working at the hospital that night.

And as long as it's not on my wedding day.

Or the honeymoon, either.

Because my fiancé isn't going to want to see anyone take their clothes off

except for me.

At least he better not anyway.

Wall Street, I'm on my way.

Whiskey sour.

You get the whiskey sour, make it a beer.

What's going on over there? Is that a hooker's convention?

Yeah, it looks like it. Actually, Judy's auditioning ladies for the stripper

show tonight.

Oh, they look real talented, especially the one with the major league shabbos.

What do you got, arthritis?

Yeah, I got stiff joints.

Where'd you get these girls? You know, I was only kidding about them having to

give blowjobs.

Aren't they sexy enough for you?

Oh, yeah.

Aren't they scary enough, you know?

Yeah, I do.

Wouldn't you pay to see these guys?

Yeah, I would.

So?

Carry on, carry on. Good job.

Excuse me,

babe. You're great up there.

You're professional.

I'm very much a professional.

Can I help you with something?

Sure. I mean, what's your profession?

I'm a policeman.

Bye. Wait, wait, wait. I think we know each other a little better.

Um, you're talking to us?

Passionately.

What's the name?

Joe.

Can I have some of these?

Sure.

You ever have a piece in your eye?

No.

I don't want a few.

Come on, baby. Suck that cock.

Come on.

You like sucking cops?

I'm going to have to get you in the back of the patrol car.

Can I have that money?

You're the last one with the clock, huh?

Oh, come

on.

Oh, that's good. That's fucking harder.

I don't know.

I'm going to do it.

Come on, come suck it.

Not until you stop thinking about your little sister.

You quit thinking about your little big brother.

His big brother.

His brother's watching.

Well, that's all I needed.

A belly hung after me.

Come on, we can suck it, right?

Come on, we can suck it.

Yeah.

Come on. Oh, yeah.

I just got a call from the

strippers they said there's an electronics convention

And they've got to entertain the troops, if you know what I mean.

What am I going to do? I'm going to have to pay all these people their money

back.

No, wait, let me think.

Uh,

aren't they probably from costumes?

Uh, girl, I've never asked you for anything before in my life.

But tonight, I need your help.

It's showtime, folks!

At Mickey's Cabaret, and the first lady you're going to meet is an angel, an

angel of mercy to be exact.

Here she is!

And I can tell you that she has great bedside manner.

And now for Samantha, the most beautiful woman to come down the aisle.

Well, since... Well, since Shelly, anyway.

I do, I do, I do.

In sickness and in health.

At least until tomorrow.

And now, the woman who's known at Mickey's as giving the best loose screw

who's the best darn businesswoman you ever saw, Judy!

You know something?

You fucking old dog. You're getting crazy.

That's the way you dance, man.

It's like you're going to take my clothes off. Yeah, like you're fucking

pussy, yeah.

You change your pussy. You're tough.

No, you're a pretty old thing. Why?

Why?

I don't mind.

You don't care?

I don't care. I can work inside.

Yeah. Yeah, baby.

With everybody, what?

Yeah.

It's time.

What? What's wrong?

No, no, no.

Come on, come on.

You didn't see.

Beyond the table, yeah.

I don't care.

Come on.

Don't be shy.

I don't know.

That's delicious.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

One.

Two.

Hey.

It's been a day or two

um

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I knew it. You're all hookers.

This is a raid.

Come on, you guys. Come on in and round them up. Hey, don't try to get away.

We got you covered.

Quick, find Mickey. He's the ringleader.

If we can't find him, we'll just wait at his house. He's got to come home

sometime.

Listen, you guys.

We're going to get out of here tonight without any tickets.

Yes? Yes.

How the hell are we going to do that?

Do you trust me?

You're really going to fuck these guys.

Do we really have to fuck them? Just give them a blowjob and send them

home.

Follow my lead, okay? Yeah. All right.

And what?

He was just turning five.

What's going on?

Shit.

Ooh.

Fuck the dark street. Shit, looking bad.

Good night.

Bye. Bye.

Thank you.

That's all?

um

Nope.

Yes. Yes.

um um

Oh, baby.

Oh, I'm the one for you.

Oh,

God.

oh my

god

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Um...

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Amen. Amen.

Oh.

Ow. Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Another typical night at Mickey.