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This is a VCA picture presentation.
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How are you, Donahue? What will it be?
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The usual?
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A loose screw? I never heard of a loose
screw.
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Uh, Judy, could you make this gentleman
a loose screw, please?
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
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I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.
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I'm here.
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Just kidding.
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Of course I know how to make a loose
screw.
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I know all the bartenditorial tricks.
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Bartenditorial? I like to say that I'm a
professional bartender's friend. Yep.
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Can I get some service down here?
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Yeah, a little bit. Here.
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I don't know, it's a lot I guess.
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Did I see you in 84 in Lakers?
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No, actually you saw me in the Lakers
dressing room turning up.
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I made three baskets once out of a
hundred.
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I don't know. I think we win at all.
Thanks for the talk, mate. See you
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See you later.
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There's a drink for you, Denny, but you
lost the bet.
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You never had a chance.
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I know women like the back of my hand.
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You know, for the amount of money we've
made tonight, it looks like we're headed
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for the end of civilization as we know
it.
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You know, you made more money on tips
than we made on drinks tonight.
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Because I'm friendly.
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That's because you look at your ass.
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Let's just see how friendly you are.
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You know, you sure is lost in the
journal.
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Here we go again.
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You'd make more money if you had a
comprehensive business and marketing
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instead of...
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This is our bit.
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You know, just because you take business
classes doesn't mean that you know more
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than everyone else.
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I have a mind for business and a mind
for school.
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There's nothing wrong with that.
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I've heard about that before.
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Let's not get here.
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We're going to go to a bar to have a
live band.
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Why don't we have a live band?
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Sometimes I think it would take a bunch
of girls just taking their clothes off
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in the middle of the dance floor and
getting blowjobs in order for us to get
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business in here.
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What's that idea?
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What, the blowjobs?
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No, dummy, not the blowjobs. The girls.
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An evening of strip tea at Mickey's
Cabaret.
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Uh -oh, looks like the strip show's
already begun.
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Hi. Hi!
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What do you girls think of this idea?
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I need more striptease at Mickey's.
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Well, maybe we can hang out here instead
of going somewhere else more exciting.
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I'll tell you what, Miss Business
Student.
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You arrange this, and I'll give you half
of the money we make.
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Good.
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I could use more money for my tuition.
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Are you girls going to come for opening
night?
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As long as I'm not working at the
hospital that night.
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And as long as it's not on my wedding
day.
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Or the honeymoon, either.
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Because my fiancé isn't going to want to
see anyone take their clothes off
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except for me.
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At least he better not anyway.
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Wall Street, I'm on my way.
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Whiskey sour.
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You get the whiskey sour, make it a
beer.
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What's going on over there? Is that a
hooker's convention?
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Yeah, it looks like it. Actually, Judy's
auditioning ladies for the stripper
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show tonight.
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Oh, they look real talented, especially
the one with the major league shabbos.
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What do you got, arthritis?
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Yeah, I got stiff joints.
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Where'd you get these girls? You know, I
was only kidding about them having to
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give blowjobs.
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Aren't they sexy enough for you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Aren't they scary enough, you know?
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Yeah, I do.
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Wouldn't you pay to see these guys?
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Yeah, I would.
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So?
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Carry on, carry on. Good job.
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Excuse me,
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babe. You're great up there.
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You're professional.
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I'm very much a professional.
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Can I help you with something?
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Sure. I mean, what's your profession?
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I'm a policeman.
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Bye. Wait, wait, wait. I think we know
each other a little better.
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Um, you're talking to us?
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Passionately.
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What's the name?
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Joe.
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Can I have some of these?
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Sure.
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You ever have a piece in your eye?
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No.
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I don't want a few.
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Come on, baby. Suck that cock.
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Come on.
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You like sucking cops?
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I'm going to have to get you in the back
of the patrol car.
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Can I have that money?
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You're the last one with the clock, huh?
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Oh, come
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on.
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Oh, that's good. That's fucking harder.
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I don't know.
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I'm going to do it.
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Come on, come suck it.
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Not until you stop thinking about your
little sister.
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You quit thinking about your little big
brother.
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His big brother.
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His brother's watching.
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Well, that's all I needed.
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A belly hung after me.
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Come on, we can suck it, right?
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Come on, we can suck it.
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Yeah.
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Come on. Oh, yeah.
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I just got a call from the
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strippers they said there's an
electronics convention
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And they've got to entertain the troops,
if you know what I mean.
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What am I going to do? I'm going to have
to pay all these people their money
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back.
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No, wait, let me think.
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Uh,
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aren't they probably from costumes?
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Uh, girl, I've never asked you for
anything before in my life.
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But tonight, I need your help.
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It's showtime, folks!
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At Mickey's Cabaret, and the first lady
you're going to meet is an angel, an
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angel of mercy to be exact.
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Here she is!
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And I can tell you that she has great
bedside manner.
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And now for Samantha, the most beautiful
woman to come down the aisle.
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Well, since... Well, since Shelly,
anyway.
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I do, I do, I do.
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In sickness and in health.
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At least until tomorrow.
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And now, the woman who's known at
Mickey's as giving the best loose screw
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who's the best darn businesswoman you
ever saw, Judy!
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You know something?
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You fucking old dog. You're getting
crazy.
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That's the way you dance, man.
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It's like you're going to take my
clothes off. Yeah, like you're fucking
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pussy, yeah.
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You change your pussy. You're tough.
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No, you're a pretty old thing. Why?
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Why?
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I don't mind.
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You don't care?
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I don't care. I can work inside.
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Yeah. Yeah, baby.
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With everybody, what?
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Yeah.
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It's time.
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What? What's wrong?
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No, no, no.
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Come on, come on.
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You didn't see.
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Beyond the table, yeah.
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I don't care.
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Come on.
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Don't be shy.
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I don't know.
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That's delicious.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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One.
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Two.
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Hey.
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It's been a day or two
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um
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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I knew it. You're all hookers.
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This is a raid.
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Come on, you guys. Come on in and round
them up. Hey, don't try to get away.
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We got you covered.
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Quick, find Mickey. He's the ringleader.
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If we can't find him, we'll just wait at
his house. He's got to come home
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sometime.
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Listen, you guys.
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We're going to get out of here tonight
without any tickets.
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Yes? Yes.
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How the hell are we going to do that?
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Do you trust me?
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You're really going to fuck these guys.
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Do we really have to fuck them? Just
give them a blowjob and send them
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home.
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Follow my lead, okay? Yeah. All right.
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And what?
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He was just turning five.
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What's going on?
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Shit.
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Ooh.
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Fuck the dark street. Shit, looking bad.
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Good night.
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Bye. Bye.
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Thank you.
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That's all?
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um
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Nope.
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Yes. Yes.
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um um
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, I'm the one for you.
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Oh,
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God.
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oh my
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god
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Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Um...
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Amen. Amen.
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Oh.
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Ow. Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Ow.
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Another typical night at Mickey.
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