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La Fabrique
www.sous-titres.eu
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All right, keep your eyes peeled
and your guns ready.
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There’s a heap of Mexicans out there
who want to sneak past our border.
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We gotta stop them.
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– You wanna say hi to grandpa?
– Not now!
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We’re playing Texans vs. Mexicans.
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All right, patrol.
You all know the drill.
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Not one Mexican is to get through.
Not a single one.
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Fellow Meheecans,
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this time, we’re gonna try
rushing the Texans from the left side.
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Do not give up hope,
for I am Mantequilla.
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Viva la Meheeco.
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We’re gonna go back
to Kyle being leader.
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I’m not a good Meheecan?
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You’re a great Meheecan,
but maybe not a leader of Meheeco.
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Look, all we need to do is split up
and apply some good diversion tactics.
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We’ll use the Texans’ emotions
against them.
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Scanning for Mexicans.
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We’ve got one.
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Hey, Texans!
Let me through, we want a treaty.
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He’s trying a simple diversion tactic.
Thinks we’re stupid.
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You’ll have to do better than that.
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Better than being a fatass Texan?
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Just because I’m Texan
doesn’t mean I’m fat.
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You’re fat to begin with, chubby.
Now, you’re Texan too.
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You’re a fucking Jew!
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And now, you’re a Mexican Jew.
You no good Mexi-Jew!
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– Let’s see you try and…
– Base.
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What the fuck are you doing?
You let him through.
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I was enthralled
with the dialogue exchange.
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We all need need you stay focused.
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If you let yourself get distracted,
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we’ll be overrun
with these jobless, no good…
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– Base.
– Dude!
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– How did he get past the fence?
– I didn’t hear with your all screaming.
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Nobody’s fucking screaming!
Wake the fuck up!
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– Base.
– Oh, God!
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Then, the Pope says,
“You should go check the toilet.”
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I got one.
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Why do girls wear make-up
and perfume?
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– Why?
– Because they’re ugly and they stink.
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Stop pouting that you lost the game.
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I’m not pouting.
I’ve just heard all these jokes before.
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Don’t have a slumber party
if you’re gonna be an asshole.
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At least, I have an asshole.
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Boy, I’ve really done it, this time.
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I had one simple direction:
go that way.
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How did I end up getting lost?
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My amigos were right.
I am a lousy Meheecan.
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They’re all living the good life
while I’m stuck out here in Meheeco.
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I am…
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Anybody?
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Come on, Mantequilla.
You have to find that border.
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Work, Meheecan, work.
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Be careful.
This storm is getting worse.
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It sure is.
I can barely see.
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Look out!
It’s a Mexican!
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Oh, my God.
Are you all right?
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I have to get across the border.
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My amigos are waiting.
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He must have snuck across the border
and lost track of his family.
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I am Mantequilla,
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the last of the Meheecans.
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Guest room.
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Bed.
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Pillow.
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You’re going to be OK.
Do you understand?
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I don’t know if we can keep him.
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What should we do?
Call the police
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and have him shipped back to Mexico
like some animal?
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Window.
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Yep, window.
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He’ll have much more opportunity here
than he ever would in Mexico.
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Window.
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Windex, Mantequilla.
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Paper towel.
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See, Mantequilla.
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– Be sure to get the edges.
– Darling, it’s wonderful.
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Must protect the border.
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Everyone’s getting through.
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We’re losing.
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Kyle got through.
Stan’s through.
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And Jimmy.
It’s over.
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Only Mexican left is Butters…
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Wake up.
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Wake up, losers.
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– What are you talking about?
– Where is Butters?
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He was with us at dinner.
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– Wait, was he with us at dinner?
– I think he was. Wait.
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Butters is one of those people
you never remember if he was there.
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Jesus, it’s freezing out here.
He could be dead.
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All right, rally up.
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There’s still a Mexican out there,
and he ain’t getting through.
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You haven’t won yet.
Game on!
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Game on.
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Work, Meheecan, work.
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Come to the living room.
We have a surprise for you.
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Surprise!
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We scraped some money together
and got you something.
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It’s a present, Mantequilla.
Un presente.
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A present just for me?
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He’s such a happy little Mexican.
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How do you like that?
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Your very own leaf blower.
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I have no idea how it works,
but I’m sure you do.
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Say, how would you like
to go in the backyard and play?
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Look at him.
He’s so happy.
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You’re just blowing the leaves
from one side to the other.
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Get them in one pile
so you can use the garbage bags.
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He’s so adorable.
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Work, Mexican, work
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All week long
Boss-man say
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Work, Mexican, work
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Sing your song
Earn your pay
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Work, Mexican, work
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Work!
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Sweat!
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It’s hot!
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It’s your lot in life
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While people play in the sun all day
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Work, Mexican, work
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Honey, what’s wrong?
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It’s Mantequilla.
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We tried giving him everything,
but I don’t think he’s happy.
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I told him he could do
whatever he wanted before bed.
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Wash the windows,
mop up our bathroom…
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But you know what he said?
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He said, “I need to go home.”
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I tried telling him,
“Your home is here.”
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But I don’t think he feels it.
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Maybe if we let him paint the garage,
he’ll feel more like family…
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No, Brian.
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In my heart, I know it’s true.
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He belongs with his own kind.
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He belongs with his own kind.
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– Come on, honey.
– Where are you going?
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Mantequilla bad!
Go now.
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Can I use your phone?
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So there I was,
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just yards away
from the American border.
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All my amigos made it across,
but I became lost in the woods.
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If the Ripples hadn’t come along,
I might have froze to death.
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But I’m not giving up,
for I am Mantequilla.
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Nothing can stop me and my pride
in mother Meheeco.
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You fellows can help me get across?
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All my amigos are there,
waiting for me.
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Viva la Meheeco!
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– Let’s get him into ER.
– Careful, my foot.
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We’re crossing the border.
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Pretty quiet out there.
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A bit too quiet, if you ask me.
Give me those.
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Mexicans don’t try to cross into the US
as much as they used to.
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They’re out there, Charlie,
plotting their next move.
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They’ll do anything they can
to get into the land of opportunity.
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And as long as this country
offers everyone a better life,
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there’s gonna be
people clamoring to get in.
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It’s the curse of success.
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A great nation will always be plagued
by the needy trying to…
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What the hell?
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Sir?
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Aren’t them Mexicans
running into Mexico?
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That don’t make sense.
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You’re going the wrong way!
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You’ve heard of Mexican salsa,
but Mexican pride?
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The phenomenon is called
Orgullo de Mantequilla,
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where Mexicans are realizing
it’s starting to suck more in the US.
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The borders are flooded with Latinos
trying to get back to their countries.
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I think it’s good.
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If the Mexican people feel inspired,
good for them.
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People have a right to be happy.
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But just what has sparked
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the Mexican desire to live in Mexico?
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Joining us now
is analyst Mark Geiger.
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We’ve heard of Mexican ice cream,
but Mexican patriotism?
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It’s a very odd phenomenon.
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What is this?
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The game is over.
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Clearly, I won.
Give it up.
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Wanted by the US Border Patrol?
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Permission to shoot on sight?
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You were putting out flyers,
I had to put some out too.
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He’s been missing for a week.
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You might have
inadvertently gotten him killed!
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Then, I inadvertently won the game,
didn’t I?
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Do you have what it takes
to join the border patrol?
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Border patrol officers
are looking for volunteers
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to help with the reverse
immigration crisis.
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Dude, sweet.
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I don’t really…
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Welcome to the US Border Patrol.
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You volunteers are the key
to keeping this country prosperous.
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Everyday, more and more Mexicans
are trying to get past this fence
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and go back to their homes in Mexico.
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As border patrol officers,
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our duty is to stop Mexicans
from crossing the border.
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No need to worry about the semantics
of which direction they’re going.
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We’re just supposed to stop ’em.
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Our standard issue weapon
is the P-29 stun baton.
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It carries a 4,000 W charge
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and is your best option
for enforcing border patrol law.
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This is gonna be so fucking sweet.
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The baton is non-lethal,
but powerful…
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We got some.
Mexicans at 2 o’clock!
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Let’s get ready, recruits.
Must be a couple dozen of them.
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This is the US Border Patrol.
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Stop where you are.
Turn around and get back to work.
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There’s too many of ’em.
We’re gonna need backup!
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You’re good at stopping Mexicans.
What’s your name?
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Cartman.
Eric T. Cartman.
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Dedicated.
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Patriotic. Tireless.
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These are the men and women
of the US Border Patrol.
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They work around the clock,
protecting America’s prosperity.
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They are the front line in making sure
Mexicans stay here and work.
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The border patrol
is uncompromising, diligent and cool.
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They will defend, arrest,
and most importantly,
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let the Mexicans know
that they are way better off in the US.
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Thanks, everyone.
It’s been great getting to know you all.
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You’ve been really great amigos.
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It’s really kind of made me
appreciate my amigos back home.
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I know they’re waiting for me.
And I’m sure they’re all worried sick.
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What did he say?
I actually don’t speak Spanish.
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No Mexicans detected.
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– Nothing.
– Let’s face it.
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They’ve just about
all gotten back across.
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No matter how hard we tried,
the Mexicans all got across the border.
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When we asked Obama
to stop illegal immigrants,
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it wasn’t to make the US so shitty
they wouldn’t wanna come anymore.
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Wait a minute.
It’s a Mexican!
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He wants to come back in.
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My God, it is!
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Come on in!
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Come on, it’s OK!
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The fuck are you doing?
Get that gate open!
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Come on.
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Come on, now.
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Isn’t that…
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Game on!
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You don’t!
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The fuck are you doing?
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That asshole
is not getting across my border.
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– I’ll get over.
– You won’t.
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Where the fuck did he go?
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Game over.
You lose!
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The fuck is this?
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Base.
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00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:35,770
So then, the fireman says,
“That won’t even fit my scrotum.”
248
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,570
Stop being a pouty little bitch
because you lost.
249
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:41,650
I’m not pouting.
250
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,820
I’m just sensitive to firemen jokes,
because of 9/11, and then…
251
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:45,950
Fuck you!
252
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,740
Boy, I’m so glad
I proved I’m a good Meheecan.
253
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,500
Next time, I can be team leader.
254
00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:53,410
We’ll stick with Kyle.
255
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,170
You made it,
but it took you two and a half weeks.
256
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:59,840
You’re a great Meheecan,
just not a great leader of Meheeco.
257
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:37,170
A baptist priest with a huge boner
walks into a bar.
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