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Catherine Hepburn said, listen to the
song of life.

She was a living treasure, but, sweetie,
never, never, never listen to the song

of life.

There are much better songs than that.

The song of life is like one of those
depressing but kind of funny country

western songs.

My mother's frail and my husband's in
jail and I go get him out but I can't

the bail.

Sure, it's real, but...

Who needs real?

Not me.

Fuck no. I listen to the song of dream.

And, sweetie, nobody looks up at a stage
looking for real.

We're not in the business of real.

We are all about dreams.

All about fantasy.

We don't call it drag for nothing.

What we do is grab our audience by their
collars and drag them out of their

shitty lives into a...

Fantasy.

Our fantasy.

Our stage.

I'm going to help you walk onto that
stage and make it yours.

But it sure as hell isn't going to be
easy.

Dreams are hard to keep alive.

They fade fast if you let them. And
getting to your stage is going to be a

ride.

Always is.

Fucking yo, man.

Oh my god.

Look where he fucking is, huh?

Fucking faggot. Where you going?

What the fuck are you doing, you faggot?
Fuck off!

What are you doing here, huh? What the
fuck are you doing here, huh? Why are

here? Fuck off!

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck are you doing here, you
faggot? What the fuck are you doing

you faggot? What the fuck are you doing
here, you faggot?

What the fuck are you doing here, you
faggot? What the fuck are you doing

you faggot?

What the fuck are you doing here, you
faggot?

Cunt.

The fuck did you say, bitch? Fuck, what
the fuck is this?

Get

out

of here.

Oh, shit!

Okay, today's lesson we're going to be
talking about blood cells.

There are two common types of blood
cells. Does anyone know what they are?

Anybody?

Red and the white.

want to know is what function do they
have within the body?

We went through this last week.

Kurt, could you please put that away?

Kurt.

That will be your last warning.

Fucking fag. Fucking kill you. Silence!

Faggot.

Fucking little gay Mr.

Coo.

Better than a dumb fuck.

Fuck you, Stingy.

Hey, fuck off!

You know, you've got more guts than the
Three Stooges ever will, but you need to

stop talking back like that before they
kill you.

Like that would stop him.

Why would you be without me?

Have you seen Nick in the jocks today?

No. Maybe they're wagging. Brady told
them.

I don't think so.

It's me.

Jesse. Kill.

Kill.

Hank, it's me, Jesse James, your friend.

Hank? I know the feeling.

We weren't made by mad scientists,
though.

Aren't we all?

I don't believe in God.

I mean, I am stuck in a village full of
a bunch of angry peasants who want to

kill me.

I knew we should have watched Dracula.

As soon as I get a job, I'm going to get
out of here. I'm going to make

something of myself.

I know, I know.

I'm sorry, Katie.

I say this shit all the time. No, it's
not like that. I know you will.

I mean, I've never known anyone as
talented as you.

And you're right, there's no difference
between the fuckheads at school and

these peasants.

When you get out of here, you're going
to be tougher and better off than any of

them.

And Luanne and her Neanderthal pets will
be laying bricks and raising ugly kids

while you're on stage strutting your
stuff like a goddess.

I hope you take me with you, though.

You know I will.

This time next year, you and I are going
to be in a car.

Probably a convertible.

What? We can dream.

And we'll be driving far away from here.

Will my scarf flutter in the wind and
then fly off behind her?

Probably. I mean, that's what happens.

Wild movies lie.

Good point.

We'll go to the city and get an
apartment together.

I just wish we could go now.

Me too.

So, you got any good drag names yet?

Avery Goodlay?

Too clean.

I had a slapper.

Anaphetamine? I like that one.

Hey, let's go out.

What? It's like 12.

Sorry?

What have you come as? You look like a
detective from an old crime movie in

outfit. Oh, Dolly, you can't be too
careful these days. Things are getting

out there.

Paul, if you're trying to look
inconspicuous, you're failing miserably.

Okay, so when you disappear, I guess I'm
the one taking all your spots, right?

Well, I saw the kid out there today.

Kurt, was it?

Oh.

You're sorry to try out?

Yeah, I think we should give him a go.
Well, at least he's a good product to

begin with.

Oh, I didn't know he was a bit rough.

He's the best we've seen so far. And if
I remember correctly, you were rougher.

I was, wasn't I?

You could never really get the lip
syncing right, could you, darling?

Oh, you know what? And I always got it
wrong in the same part.

Always, always.

And how long exactly did it take you
before you wouldn't vomit every time you

went out on stage?

About three months.

Look. You and I and the other girls are
not getting any younger, and with

everything going on in this two -four
horse shit -nothing town, we need more

apps or this place is going to die.

All right, I get your point. I'll think
about it.

I can totally see you being that old on
stage.

Oh, I plan to die on the stage.

Really? Absolutely.

Yeah, I'll come out dressed in nice,
capitalised high to my arm, and I'll

in front of my old hard pop.

Don't want to hope I'm not there for
that.

Handles can burn at both ends if you cut
a bit of wax off the bottom.

Yo. Hey Layla. What's the buzz, cuz?

Damn old.

You got the new Creeper Mag in?

Nah, fuckin' order's two days late.

Be goin'. Dracula?

Yeah. I read it in high school, but you
know how being forced to read something

kinda fuckin' ruins it?

Like, it's way creepier than I remember.

Kinda boring, though.

Did you know vampires are just a racist
construct?

Serious? Totally.

Take Dracula, for instance. It's
literally about an Eastern European

immigrant getting into England, causing
trouble and taking the woman.

Yeah, I guess. I never thought about it
that way.

Have you read this one?

Vampires took the rap for a lot of
things.

Before Dracula, vampires were depicted
as aristocracy, literally sucking the

blood out of the poor.

They were used to demonise women's
sexuality, anything that suited the

of the time.

Don't like something?

Just make it a vampire.

Far out.

And you know what they never told you in
school?

Bram Stoker was queer.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Bad time to be queer too.

The Dracula character was based on a
stage actor he had a serious crush on.

Nothing could ever happen between them,
so Bram was forced to write an entire

novel.

About a decent, moral, straight
Englishman being locked up and dominated

handsome count who was described exactly
like his crush.

He was so afraid of his own desire that
he had to turn it into an evil vampire.

Whoa. The racist shit was just tacked on
to appeal to a writer -readership of

dumb shits terrified of gypsies and
Jews.

Give them what they want, eh?

Keep the change.

Hey, wait a minute. Huh?

The other night at the... Was that you?

Sorry. You must be thinking of someone
else.

He... Who was that?

I don't know.

But I hope she comes back.

But despite the timeline search, three
boys remain missing.

Police theory will work.

Principal Sutherland of Rensfield High
School issued a statement... Those poor

bloody boys.

The world's going to hell in a
handbasket.

Yeah, right. Poor boys. I hope they're
rotting in the riverbank.

Beg your pardon?

Nothing.

Hey, no.

Why'd you say that?

Dad, you don't know those guys. They're
horrible people.

What are you talking about?

You don't see them at school, picking on
everyone. And you don't see them on the

street, gang -bashing black people. And
I bet the principal didn't say anything

about that in his statement.

Kurt, I really don't know where this
attitude's come from, lady. What

I'm telling you the truth.

Those guys are horrible shit.

They probably just picked on the wrong
people and got their asses handed to

them. You watch your language, young
man. Oh, my God. I told you those

boys are violent bullies, and you're
offended because I said shit.

Kurt, enough.

Your brother would never speak to me
like that. My brother? My brother,

Okay, I get it. So I can go and get a
girl drunk and rape her, and that's

As long as I'm school captain and play
football, I'm still the good one. But if

I say the word fuck, the sky will fall.
You know perfectly well that girl lied.

No, she didn't. Why would anybody lie
about that? Her life was ruined. Enough.

Enough.

You just can't conceive of the idea that
your favourite son did something

horrible.

You know what, Dad? I wish he was
rotting in the river too.

God, Katie, I need to talk to you.

Can it wait, hon? I kind of can't talk
right now. No, I'm falling apart here.

I just had to work. Look, I'm at work,
Kurt. If Mr. Shit Factory sees me

talking, I'll lose my job. He's already
given me two morning at the sleazy fuck.

Come on, you hate this job.

Yeah, but I like eating.

Katie, please.

Fuck, okay, shit. I'll come over after
work.

I don't finish till late, but I'll be
there at 11, okay? Just please go.

I need you.

Look, Kurt, I'm always there for you,
you know that, but I can't afford to

this job while Dad's sick.

You're not going to be working this
sleazy type of job around the city, are

This isn't our fantasy city, Kurt. This
is reality.

Fucked up reality.

Now will you please just go?

You look like you need a drink.

I'm not 18 yet.

Who are you?

What the fuck do you want?

Relax, baby.

You're gonna love this.

You need to let the old dame's warm up a
bit before a ride.

A responsible boy.

That's good.

Be frightened, kid.

You're just going to have a drink.

Find out what's eating you.

I'm not gonna like him.

This is gonna hurt.

Fuck!

You!

We're too late.

He's too far gone.

He'll be gone five minutes or so.

There's a chance.

No way. Look at him.

It's his only hope.

Sleep.

Well, fuck me.

He's alive.

Well, sort of.

April!

Sleeping Beauty's awake.

How you feeling, kid?

Have I been drugged?

Sure, Harley.

You said the same thing.

Don't worry. Your senses are just a bit
overwhelmed. You'll get used to it.

You were dying.

I brought you back.

Relax. Relax.

We're not going to hurt you.

You're monsters.

Take a look in the mirror, kid.

Holly, don't be a cunt.

Don't look just yet, okay?

Relax a bit first.

Calm down. Calm down. Look again.

This time, think about your face.

Feel it.

Think about your face.

Picture it.

Will it?

Just try.

Shit. He did it.

Did what?

You put your camo up.

It usually takes a while to get it.

Impressive.

Listen, kid, like I said, I brought you
back, but you didn't exactly survive.

The guy in the room.

His name is Landon. And he's a right
cunt.

He fed from you. Not much, but enough to
kill you.

We got there just in time, but not in
time to save your old life. Don't beat

around the bush, April. No amount of
bullshit is going to soften the blow.

You're a vampire now.

Fuck me, Harley.

And in a few hours, you're going to be
hungrier than you've ever fucking been

before. So let's get the whole... Oh my
god!

This can't be true!

Vampires only exist in the movies! My
whole world has changed!

Bit over and done with. Shall we?

What they said.

Here, like I said.

Your senses are heightened and the light
can be a bit much. These will help.

You mean the sun can hurt?

Bunch of shit.

It's just the light that hurts a bit.
You won't turn to dust.

You won't even sunburn.

Can we go already?

I'm hungry.

I need to go. You need to feed.

Harley, go get yourself a skinhead from
that new gang house downtown.

I'll handle this.

Whatever. Good luck, kid. First is
always the sweetest. Smell you later.

Why'd you do this to me? I told you.

Landon, that piece of shit that killed
you.

Pheebs on the outcast.

The folks society ignores.

The kids that get bullied.

I think he does it because that's what
he was when he was a human.

Some of us grow up.

Others don't.

Even if they do live to be 300 years
old.

You can live forever and still be a
childish shithead.

Wait, though, how old are you?

It's rude to ask a lady her age.

Anyway, when we saw you on the bridge
that night, I had a feeling Landon might

come after you.

If we'd got there in time, we could have
saved you as you were, wiped your

memory, I'll teach you that later, and
you'd go on with your life being treated

like shit by all these small -minded
tiny fucks.

But we were too late.

So it was either you die and disappear
forever, or I turn you into one of

us.

But you know what?

Being a vampire is fucking awesome.

Where are we going?

It's a surprise.

Where are we?

You'll see. Come on.

Wait. I know this place.

They talked about it at my dad's church.

New Dawn Camp.

Gay camp.

Pray the gay away.

We were just smoking. Don't you lie to
me! We weren't.

When you lie to me, you lie to God.

One of those fucks is dinner.

Wait. I don't want to kill anyone.

Do you have any idea how many kids kill
themselves every year because of this

shit? It's like a fucking fascist re
-education camp.

They can't change kids. They can only
force them to live a lie until they

fucking take it anymore.

They hate us.

Us? Wait, you're... I had to leave home
at 15 to transition.

I thought how... And it's coming around
again. It always does.

This is how we live.

We need blood, so we take it from those
who don't deserve it.

You feel it now, the hunger.

You have to eat or you'll die, just like
before.

The only difference is, this prey isn't
some innocent animal in a field.

Our prey thinks and chooses to be cruel
to others.

We're not the monsters, they are.

You think he doesn't see you, but he
sees inside your filthy, stained soul.

You need to wait.

Shit!

Go back to your dorms.

Forget about this horrible dream.

Go.

What the fuck?

Yeah, that happens.

They melt after we see from them.

That's what happens at jocks?

Yep.

We need to get out of here.

Come on.

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid
that was?

How dangerous?

That's so gross.

Kurt?

I don't care.

You will care?

The greatest flaw that we live under is
that we can't get seen.

Humans have to think that we just exist
in the movies.

They can't know we're real.

Why not?

You have a lot to learn.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late. I promised Kurt I'd be
over after work.

Katie, he isn't here.

Have you seen him today?

Um, yeah, he came to the boiler up, we
had a fight, and then he left.

And he didn't say where he was going?

Um, nope, I just assumed he was coming
here.

He's probably at my house, so I'll go
check.

All right, well give me a call if he's
not there, okay?

Okay, will do.

Katie, Kurt.

Smoothie, smoothie.

The meatball's in the fridge for you if
you want.

Oh, what's wrong?

Has Kurt been here?

No way.

Oh, it's nothing, probably.

She hasn't been home.

Hey, it's Katie. Is Kurt there?

Uh, no, he hasn't been here.

All right.

Yep. Okay, will do.

Bye.

He's probably just tormenting his dad
like you know how he is.

Yeah.

Can Katie Murray take us to the office?

Katie Murray to the office, please.

Where have you been? They were going
nuts at school. They thought you'd been

killed or kidnapped or something like
that. Jocks. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm

fine. It's a long story and I'll tell
you everything. Just come with me.

Okay.

I just don't understand why you didn't
call me.

I would have. There's just so much
that's happened lately.

And I really want to tell you, but it's
going to be really hard.

I really want you to understand.

Go on, then.

The other night, after I saw you at the
bowler... After you almost made me lose

my job.

I'm sorry.

It's just... Fuck, fuck, fuck.

I'm not in this fucking mood for this.

What are you doing?

Look who it is. What a poop dog.

You're lucky I already ate today, bitch.

Who the fuck is this?

Sleep now.

She'll forget everything, right?

Hopefully. But you can never be sure.

Some people can't be influenced
properly.

Others not at all.

If she remembers anything, hopefully
she'll think it was all a fucked up

You were going to tell her.

Yes. No one can know about us. I told
you that.

She's my best friend. Is she?

What's that supposed to mean?

You have to go back to your family.

Try to act normal.

I don't want to.

Enough people have already gone missing
around your school.

That's my fault.

But we can't afford to have you go
missing too.

I just hope none of those shitheads
around your school remember anything or

we're fucked.

Hey, what's wrong?

I'm not talking to you.

What? Why not?

Where the fuck have you been all
weekend?

Oh, you don't?

Long story.

Hey, you haven't seen the three
students, have you?

Kirk Lincoln.

Office, now!

Oh, my God. They made me talk to the
police.

Such drama.

I don't know if you've noticed, but
people have been disappearing around

What do you think they'd do?

I guess.

I didn't mean to scare everyone.

Look, I met this guy. He was really
nice, and we went to a party, and I got

little bit too wasted.

I'm sorry.

Your dad probably shit himself.

Yeah, I haven't been home yet.

Seriously?

Can you come back with me after school?

No.

Okay. Maddy, you got a spare diary,
mate?

Yeah, sure.

Here.

Jesus, what happened to you?

Wherever you've been, fucking teachers
spewing at school when everyone's late

nowadays. Hey, what happened today, man?

I just got knocked over by the faggot.

Nothing.

She called me back to the prize, that's
all.

That's not what we heard.

Anyway,

there's someone I want you to meet.

Don't be afraid, kid.

I'm gonna give you something that'll
make you feel real good.

I don't want nothing.

Then you're gonna hurt a little bit.

Pop?

Keep an eye on him.

That one there murdered a Vietnamese
father of three.

Poor guy survived the war, came here as
a refugee, only to be beaten to death by

this piece of shit over the price of a
bread roll.

Jesus.

The cops turned a blind eye to it.

They always do.

We never do.

So bad.

Seriously, don't ever fucking say that
again.

I know it's a lot to take in.

Relax. Have fun and mingle.

There aren't very many of us left in the
world.

And most of them coming through are just
passing by.

Hello.

Don't worry, here's your tie.

Oh, no. His name is Andy.

I'll introduce you.

Then I'll go and get a glass of plastic
-a -juice.

So, who are you on the road?

There was a hunter in my hometown.

Seriously? Like van housing?

Kind of.

Mostly they're just religious wankers
who've never seen a vampire before, but

declared themselves hunters.

Some of them are real.

They say this guy saw his daughter turn
before his eyes.

Seriously, how dangerous can one night
job be?

This guy's a Vietnam vet.

Tough as nails, and obsessed.

You should know all about what hate does
to people.

Especially before you become a
bloodsucker.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Some vampire didn't know what's feeding
on innocent kids.

I was striking for this piece of shit
down when a hunter caught me near a

melting victim.

Assumed I was the one doing it.

Fair call, really.

I got away.

But I didn't want to leave him to the
others.

So I ran.

Has he killed many of us?

Eleven, I've heard.

In a few different towns.

Like I said, hunters are real.

Stay in town for a while?

I think I will.

Fucking little bitches.

Need a night snack?

I am peggish.

Andy said my drag name should be
something Rocky Horror related, like

Riff Raff, which I kind of like, but...
Can you shut up about Andy?

Sorry? All day you've just talked about
Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.

Fuck, sorry, I'm just happy, that's all.

Must be nice.

What did you do to them?

What? The three stooges.

All week they've just stayed away and
watched you.

They're just pissed off at me. What else
is new?

Yeah, but they haven't done anything to
you.

There's no, I'm not scared of them
anymore.

Why aren't you scared of them?

I'm just not.

They're not as tough as I thought they
were.

Okay, but when did you get so tough?

I guess I always was. I just had to let
it out.

Hey, want to come over tonight?

I taped over a Black Sunday.

It's got Barbara Stewart as this
avenging witch, and she's so gorgeous.

I was thinking of using her name as my
drag name somehow, like Barb Stewart. I

can't. I've got a report to finish.

Sorry. I'll see you later.

Hey, mate.

Hey, Dad.

Hope those bloody tomatoes grow properly
this time.

They're getting more expensive in the
shops and at the market outside of town.

What's eating you?

I... I need to tell you something.

Sure.

It's kind of personal.

A lot's been happening lately and... I
don't know, I'm not supposed to, but I

just... I feel like I need to tell you
because, like, things have been really

weird lately and I...

Mate, I know you're gay.

We all do. Yeah, but... And you know
what you are?

That's okay.

Okay, yeah. And I know you have a
boyfriend.

I do, I know it. Oh, right. You know
why? Because you've been walking around

here with a smile on your face a mile
wide.

I mean, you know what? First of all, I
thought you had wind.

Oh.

That'll be your brother.

He's coming over for dinner. So, do you
know what?

Just get some more chips for dinner.

Happy with that?

Yeah.

I'm coming, mate.

Maybe we don't tell Chris about what we
were talking about there, because, I

mean, you know how he is, yeah?

Where's Twinkletoes?

He's gone out.

Might be home later.

And don't bloody call him that.

Landon.

Vampire.

Villain.

You're in the crossroads of two
destinies you set in motion.

Who are you?

You know who we are.

Why now?

What destiny?

Two for one.

What?

Two wrong make a right.

What makes sense?

What are you here for?

To witness and enjoy.

the fulfillment of destinies.

Hello.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

But I found this in the manger.

Uh, thanks.

I do hope the fella comes back for it.

It's just terrible losing something so
important.

Yeah.

I don't usually do this,

but are you doing anything after work
tonight?

I suppose it's inevitable.

Katie's had you all to herself for all
this time, and along some guy comes and

she's not the centre of attention
anymore.

Sure. But, I mean, when she was dating
the Dungeon Master, I didn't go total

bitch on her.

I bet you did.

Wait.

Dungeon Master?

Kevin. Who's part of the gaming club at
school.

Still, I bet you didn't exactly welcome
him.

Sure. I mean, I was a little bit
jealous.

But not like that.

And it's not just that. And it's not
just you.

Ever since I started sticking up for
myself, you've just been... Look, we're

here. And she's finishing up about now,
so I'd better go in.

Alone. You know.

Totally. I'll go back to April's pad.

You have some blood there. Oh, where?

You noobs should wear bibs.

What is that?

Oh. Ew.

You've been watching cartoons?

Shut up, fag.

I know who you are.

Interesting. Oh, wee lamb.

You have no idea what Landon's done to
you, dude.

Dad, shut up.

Well, there's no way in hell I'm gonna
eat you.

But I could use the exercise.

Hey, take it easy.

What happened?

You got lucky, kid. If that dumb fuck
hadn't missed your heart, you'd be a

goner. It's healing fast.

You will be on your feet in a day or
two. Katie!

Landon had Katie!

We know.

Harley is out looking for her. No, I
have to. Stop.

You can't do anything until your guts
finish healing.

You've got it in the lower intestines.

You don't use them anymore, but the
muscles are pretty serious around them.

You need to rest.

I'll go out in a minute and see how
they're going, okay?

Surely he's not going to do anything to
her.

He wants to get to me.

And you.

No, I have to. I... Sleep, sleep now.

Jesus is stubborn.

Indeed. He worries me.

So much passion in him. So little
control.

Strong, too.

Stay with him.

I doubt Landon or his ghouls will come
back, but I'll lock everything up just

case.

Hey, Susie.

Peter Lindquist.

Is Kurt over there with Katie?

No.

She's not there either.

No,

no, no. I haven't seen her here for a
few weeks.

You know what?

When he does come back, he's going to be
grounded until he's ready for the

bloody nursing home.

Okay, yeah.

No.

You call the police and I will too.

I mean, you're right.

Yeah, I mean, I'm just used to him
coming and going. He's a good lad, but

right.

You know, with what's going on out
there.

Okay.

Yep, no, no, I'll give you a call if I
hear anything.

Okay.

I want to report a missing person.

Pretty awesome, huh?

I can't believe it.

We heal fast, from the inside out.

So long as none of the organs we still
use have been damaged, you'd be dead

an infection from the turds inside your
guts if you were still an ormy.

You're still not ready.

I'm so hungry.

I'll get you a glass of red.

Not fresh, but it'll be easy on your
guts.

And Katie?

The others are out looking for her.

And they still haven't found your broken
friends either.

Oh, God. My dad must be... Andy's gone
to your place.

He'll let him know you're safe.

Mr. Lindquist?

Yes, Peter Lindquist.

I'm a friend of Kurt's.

Where is he?

Where's my son?

He's okay. You need to listen to me.

Listen, buddy, you need to tell me where
my son is. I've been looking for him.

He's gone missing and... I beg your
pardon, sir. You need to shut up and you

need to listen to me.

Kurt is safe.

He's with his friends.

There are a bunch of people who are
trying to hurt him and we're the only

who can keep him safe.

Okay? We all know that the police can't
do anything to help him and you know

why.

He means a lot to me and I promise you
nothing's going to happen.

You're... Yeah.

That's me.

He's very important to me.

And I'll make sure nothing happens to
him.

And we'll be in touch.

Okay?

Did I build a game?

Did I build a game? Did I break
something?

Did I build a game?

Is she... She's alright.

She's asleep.

Yeah, I made her sleep. She was mad.

I don't know.

She's unhurt.

Landon didn't do anything to her.

Why would he just take her and let her
go?

To scare me?

To threaten us?

To show us he can do what he wants with
anyone.

And everyone we love.

We can't let him get away next time.

He's too old and too powerful.

I'm gonna kill him. All right, we'll
take it easy, kid. You can barely walk.

don't care. This isn't some skinhead,
kid. This bloodsucker's older than April

and I.

We'll all get the kill.

But you get to take him. Oh, my God.
Fuck me.

It says right.

An eye for an eye.

A tooth for a tooth.

In the meantime, she better stay here.

It's okay.

You're with me.

He... He said that you were a... It's
true.

But it's okay. I'm not like him. We're
not like him.

I don't know for sure, but I think that
we were followed.

Shit. You smelt Landon.

I don't think so, but I smelt like...
Rotting Ham.

The ghouls.

The one that jumped and smelt like that
too.

Makes sense. They're literally watching
inside.

Gross.

The three stooges, they were, um... They
were doing whatever he said, like they

were slaves.

That can happen in real life? Like
Dracula?

Like Renfield?

It's not easy, but yeah.

Never saw Dracula.

Really? What?

I don't like scary movies.

I like westerns.

I don't think we can be together
anymore.

Anyway, cowboy, we better plan some kind
of ambush, because Landon can take all

of us if we're not ready for him.

And the Three Stooges?

They're no stronger than before, but
they can't feel pain, and they'll keep

coming at you.

So slice them and dice them.

Sweet.

Who are these people?

What's really missed you tonight?

Oh my god, can he turn into mist?

That's a bit far -fetched.

There's a fucking vampire.

Good point.

You know, most of the stuff in movies is
bullshit.

We can't turn into bats, werewolves, we
can't fly, and crutches and holy water

don't... Wait, does holy water hurt us?

Only if you're allergic to bullshit.

We don't even live forever.

Seriously? I mean, we live a long time,
but not forever.

Hmm. Guess the movies are wrong.

The movies always get it wrong.

I don't know why.

There's plenty of bloodsuckers in
Hollywood.

Reality sucks for everyone.

Yeah. I mean, there's no point bitching
about it, though.

We're every human.

A vampire.

A werewolf. I mean, are there even
werewolves? I don't know. Doesn't

you get one chance at life.

And the people you love get one chance,
so you better make it count.

Jesus Christ. Christ, it's like a bloody
sitcom in here. We need to go check on

the roof before I puke.

You know, Harley's not that bad.

He's actually pretty cool and caring
once you get to know him.

Sure.

Here. If you see them, don't hesitate.

The three Stooges are already dead.

Just stay as far away from Landon as you
can.

How many people have you killed?

Oh, my God.

It's all right. We can see fine in the
dark. But I can't.

It's okay. Stay near me.

Wait.

Oh, no.

You hear?

Where's Harley?

They're checking the rooftop entrance.

Shit.

Stay here.

I've healed.

He's here.

This ends now.

Back for more?

Go help your friend.

And he needs you.

It's the tasty little treat.

I'm not afraid of you. You're pathetic.

You're just like them.

I'm not afraid of you.

I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of
you either, cunt.

I made you.

You'd just be another three fags if it
wasn't for me.

I am not afraid of you.

I'm not gonna lie. This is gonna hurt.

I love you, Kurt. I love you, too.

So damn.

So damn.

So it's really over?

We're safe?

For now.

There's always some kind of new threat,
but for now we're okay.

And whatever happens, we can handle it.
Together.

Thanks for the jacket.

No worries.

Come and get him, fag.

Dad, I need to tell you something.

Hello,

lovely.

Club Nocturne proudly brings you the
stage debut of Fancy

Fucker.

It was real, I could feel you were the
perfect guy.

And I let myself fall, didn't know you
at all. And yet I didn't take the chance

to draw your lies.

Sometimes we'll play back the time.

But it don't matter how little we can
try.

Thought that she wouldn't talk, but she
did. Now I walk, my mind has been

changed. And she can relate.

See ya.

Can't take what you like

She messed with my go -to and it's got
to be cool, but I'll play to teach you.

Great tonight, hon.

Sensational. But watch that third verse.

You're a bit late coming in.

Thank you. I really appreciate it.
You're welcome.

You'll know when that stage is yours,
sweetie.

You'll feel it in your blood and in your
bones.

Everything and everyone that held you
back and made you feel like nothing.

Like some kind of monster.

All those things are smaller and weaker
than you now.

That stage is yours.

And so, the world is yours.

Rule it, honey.

Rule it.

Gorgeous. You were amazing.

You should be proud of yourself.

I am.

This is just terrible.

Shush.

They're always Transylvanian or
whatever.

Hey, I want to suck your blood. Blah,
blah, blah.

Shush.

I'm just saying, I've never seen a
Transylvanian vampire before.

Shut up.

I like his part.

Why don't they never like Irish, you
know?

Hey, I've been wanting to suck your
blood.

Andy, seriously.

Shush.

I'm peckish.

Me too.

I'll be back.

What's going on?

What are you doing? Hey!

You know, sometimes I miss pizza.

I got a question for you, baby.

Do I make you a little crazy?

Could I be feeling something lately?

And it ain't no good, but I think I
should.

Hold on to this feeling, even if it's
fleeting. Cause everything about it,

And when my heart is bleeding and all
the fire's burning, it feels good and I

can't get enough.

Is this heaven or hell? A wonderful
cycle.

I can't tell if I'm right though. I've
never felt quite like this.

Is this heaven or hell?

Cause I need it, and it feeds me,
underneath me.

Is this heaven or hell?

Cause I love it, and I need it,
underneath me.

Is this heaven or hell? Cause I need it,
and it feeds me, underneath

me. Is this heaven or hell? If I don't
praise you, you love me, then you hate

me. Obey me, then betray me.

This is heaven and hell