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Welcome.

Wow. You see all the decorations this time?

Yes. Great job.

Well,

look, I even got a whiteboard for the election results.

Very nice.

Very nice.

I mean,

we invited the whole class.

None of them are.

Okay.

I mean, it's fun.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, if they don't care about the country, it's on them, right?

It's proven.

We've got to be part of the democratic process.

How good is that?

Yeah,

true.

Don't take too long. You want to know what's going on, right?

You don't want to miss the election results.

Seriously. The polls?

Man, those polls are crazy. Oh, yeah.

I read it's definitely winning, though.

There's no way.

I mean, just look at this. The statistics insist.

Blue's going away.

Not in this past week. Oh, man, he's not quick.

This morning I was checking out the polls.

I think you checked it wrong, brother, because I read it's definitely going to

be in the league. You'll see.

Hey, it's, like, overwhelming.

When was the last time you checked your sources?

Like, an hour ago?

That's what we said. We said Rose was going to win.

They don't need to say Rose is going to win. I already know Rose is going to

win. I checked my source. They said Louis is going to win. That was, like,

hour ago, too.

We could make it that long. I mean, who knows what the media is really trying to

tell us. Everything is fake news. It's all fake news.

But, I'm telling you, it's not red.

Either way, what we can definitely agree on is that no matter who wins,

democracy wins.

Put her there.

Put her there.

I can't believe no one else showed up for this. I mean, how exciting.

I'm so worried for our stepson.

Really? Yeah, me too.

Is anyone going to show up?

I don't think anyone's showing up.

I don't know.

I remember back in the day.

Oh. We were at parties. We were wild.

Oh, my gosh. Trust me, I remember it. You were.

You were worse. I mean, really.

Me? You remember Cancun?

Those two hot guys? Yes.

Do you remember when we took them back to the room? We did.

Oh, my goodness. I think we even walked them a little.

Yes, we did. A little bit or a lot.

Oh, stop.

Look, I'm just worried. This happened when we were 19.

And they're only 19.

True. And they'll be leaving college soon.

Yeah. At least I'm the first kid.

Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

I don't want to not have grandbabies. Don't you?

You want that, right?

Yes, I do. Yes, absolutely.

Yeah, I'm so worried. And here's the thing.

We have to get them to class.

Well, I have an idea.

Ooh. Let's hear it. So, we could do a truth or dare election file

with the boys. Tell me more. You know, but, like, make it more satisfying.

Maybe. You know, because, you know, we have to help them along, right? Yes.

They're leaving for college soon. They need to have some experience.

I'm worried Apollo hasn't kissed a girl yet.

Oh, I know. I know. Thanks.

So... Well, see, here's the thing. Before they even kiss a girl, they have

able to talk to a girl. They're not even doing that. That's true. They're acting

like old men.

Everyone they invited was just a guy friend.

Really? And even they didn't show up? Even they didn't show up.

Man. Come on. Don't you want grandchildren one day?

Oh, yeah.

So much of you do.

I'm thinking the truth is there. It's a spicy version.

Maybe we could kick things up a notch. Maybe you could kiss my son and I could

kiss your son.

Well, I like the truth or dare part, but I'm a little worried that you're going

to take this farther than you would like to. Oh, stop.

I'm tuned.

I will remind you.

You're not a stepson.

It's very awkward.

I mean, I have a cool kissing part.

I mean, it still kind of works out, though. You kiss...

My foot? I want to kiss your foot.

No? Okay.

But only one kiss.

Okay, come on. We deserve a little fun, too.

Only one kiss. Sure, just one kiss.

Okay. Okay.

Let's do it.

Looks like it's about to start.

Hey, so how's it going?

They're still counting the polls, but we'll see.

Yeah, how's it coming along?

Better be a tight race.

So, hey, before it starts, you guys want to play a little game?

Might be more fun than this.

What could be more fun than picking the next president, Mom?

Yeah, period.

Okay,

so we were talking in the kitchen, and we were thinking maybe a truth or dare

game?

Fun, you know?

So, whoever gets the state will write a point, and then the other team gets to

ask the questions. Because they're there, obviously.

I don't know.

But you were there with my mom.

Isn't that something to have fun with your peers? I feel like I'm going to put

her on the spot.

It's a party. We should play a party game.

Yeah, what's the problem with that? Don't you guys want to have a little fun

when you're young?

I have

the

confidence and resolve to know that my side is going to win.

Yeah, we'll see about that. We can't play a game, just... Look, look, the

team just got a fake.

Oh,

that's going to be one of many, my friend.

Don't you guys want to try it out? We can do a couple of rounds. Look, see?

The people have spoken.

People love our puppies.

Oh, yay.

Oh, guys.

Oh,

well, we will.

Hey, we're going to be good sports, aren't we, honey? We are.

So, do you guys want to ask us anything?

Truth or dare?

What do I have for you?

Truth.

Of course. Of course, you in picture.

That's truthful.

Yeah, the most fair and balanced I may feel right now.

All right, well, we said truth.

Okay, do you have a question?

We do, yeah.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Good question. That's a good one. I don't know.

I'm not going to find out.

Oh,

come on. Don't be silly.

You said you're truthful, right?

You have to tell the truth. Okay.

No. No. No. Okay. Your mom could have known that. How are you? You know, that

was one round. We did it.

Hey,

how are you?

Either of us.

Alright,

I think we should watch and see what happens next.

Let's see here.

Okay.

Oh, that's a point for Red.

Yay! You're going to need a recount.

I told you.

All of them.

All of them. Okay.

Alright,

so.

So, truth or dare?

I mean, big truth, so... Truth.

All right.

This is exactly what they said. Far your projection, right?

Come on, you can't think of anything.

I don't want you to ask. Well, you want to ask a friend.

I don't want you to ask.

I am.

What about, have you ever kissed a girl?

I think I know this one.

This will be interesting for both of us.

It was New Year's Eve. The ball dropped.

Oh, my goodness. How old were you when it happened?

Oh, my goodness.

Sometimes I don't want to know. It was just a pet. It was Happy New Year.

I don't know what to say.

Maybe it was your first kiss.

Oh, yeah. I don't get to ask.

Okay, fine, no.

I've never kissed a girl. I've never kissed a girl. Okay?

Right? So, point for point.

Okay.

Alright, so who do you guys want to see come out on top?

I'm just trying to make fun conversation because you boys are so awkward.

I need to listen.

That's being an obvious question.

I don't like these questions too much. Oh, I know we're going to get this date,

though. I mean, we're going to get this date.

Oh,

for fuck's sake. Really?

I'm sorry.

Another point on the board.

I'm not sure if that's a final count.

See,

this is going to be easier and more fun, right?

I mean, since we're living, yeah. I'm telling you, we're going to get another

count. You want to ask him?

Wait. True. True.

I didn't know what he was going to pick.

So you do have a question.

Have you ever touched a girl's, uh, boobs?

I do. Are you really going to do this right now?

Why are you talking about the truth, man?

They're busy.

Wow.

Well, I mean, it's weird if I've never kissed a girl, but I've touched her

boobs. No, no, I've never touched a girl's boobs.

Happy home. I am as innocent as they get. I've never... We're just having

Fun. Fun.

Fun.

In all fairness, that's second base. And if you haven't done first base, it's

obvious that you haven't either. No, no, no. I didn't get to grab rule double,

if that's what you're saying.

Maybe we should teach them how the rules go outside of the election.

Surprisingly, I didn't try to steal anything with the way you guys are in

election. Look out!

Why don't we just go have fun in the state instead of it all?

Whatever. Okay, you know, democracy, right? It's democracy.

We can both have our own opinions and still be civil.

I swear to God, you're right in your neck.

Hey, he's now, you see.

You're in your own neck, though. You might want to lose your tie there,

Who is your best friend? Oh my gosh, I love your competitive nature, though.

It's for Keith. And you know what? I want to keep this country safe.

Good for you. Don't we all?

I don't know.

It's freaking all.

It's the American way, right? It's the American way.

Guys, look.

Blue got a T.

Yes. I knew we would.

Here, I'll be riding.

Blue.

Okay, you guys know what that means.

Okay.

Mother of a hundred.

He's having fun. We're sitting up now.

Okay.

Truth.

Again? Honey.

I just, I don't know. I'm ready to put the air in there.

Have you ever seen a girl naked?

And the internet doesn't count in person.

I don't even think it's going to go away.

Tell us. I mean, it's embarrassing, but I saw you naked in the shower one time.

Oh, honey.

I mean, that's natural. We've only been living together for your whole life.

I saw you naked in the shower.

You mean, I told her?

I mean, I was just embarrassed.

Like a quick glance? Yeah, whatever.

Wait, no, that's another truth, right? Next time I guess, next date, next date.

Oh my goodness.

Next date I'll ask. Alright, so it looks like you guys are loosening up this

game pretty quickly. I mean, you're very beautiful, Mom.

You guys are so sweet.

Yes, we got a point. Oh my gosh, give it to us. We're the winners.

We gotta stay humble too, right?

So it's our turn.

Okay. I didn't think there was going to be... You don't think there would be a

reason? I mean, they have to pick it.

Well, I know, but we get to pick Troubadour.

Whatever. You know what? I don't even care if you weren't there, alright?

There. Alright, Nikki.

Since you're so fragile, I dare you to come touch my boobs.

Tell me about it. Mom?

Oh, you guys.

Come on. Let's go talk for a minute.

What? Oh, my gosh. You guys.

You guys. You guys.

You guys.

You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys. You guys.

They're having fun. They're actually enjoying themselves and they're kind of

loosening up.

I realize that. It's good for them.

No.

Come on. They're going to college soon. I know we want to give them all the

experience they need to have before going to college.

I'm not sure.

Your titties was what I wanted for my class. But they haven't even kicked a

yet. So, I assumed...

That that would maybe lead into a little something.

Like, we've been talking for a while.

Well, I... Okay, how about seven minutes in heaven? Remember when we used to

play that game?

Come on. I remember the game.

Seven minutes is a little long.

Well, yeah, but you know how we did back in the day. How about... I know how we

did back in the day. That's why I know.

What if we don't know how long?

Three minutes? Maybe?

Would that work? Maybe three minutes.

Come on. I feel like I'm doing just the last bit.

Pushing at it.

Come on. Relax.

They need this. I know you.

They need this, though. And there are forms. There are ways for them to be

respectful young men.

And the push -ups.

They are.

They are.

So, okay. Three minutes.

I'll agree to that.

Kendra, that three minutes, I would keep it just for kissing.

Right. That's a good one. Let's do it. And you can count for three minutes.

Excellent. I will.

All right. Me too.

I can keep this. I can tell.

Okay, we're back.

Maybe that year was a little excessive.

So we were thinking something else.

How about three minutes in heaven with Nikki?

And me.

What? Come on.

You're coming with us.

We already discussed them earlier.

Okay.

Set your timer. We'll watch you across three minutes.

Then we'll call them back.

Yeah,

I trust Kendra. Yeah, but I don't trust you.

I know you're trying to...

I'm definitely having a good time. I mean, look at the scoreboard.

True. True. I am also excited.

Come on, Mickey.

I don't know what this is. What are we doing?

You know, it's like betterment of the heaven.

So, like, what are we going to be doing?

Oh, my gosh.

That's all.

And whatever else you want to do.

Of course you can touch me, Mickey.

Oh, my gosh.

You can touch whatever you want.

Wow.

Don't be shy.

Do the things that you want to do.

You want to? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

I mean, I touched one of these before. Isn't it amazing? Oh, yeah?

It's so flat.

Yeah?

Maybe.

I'm sure that's what you can do.

Yeah.

Oh, my

God. It tastes so good.

Oh, fucking horny. Look at that. God.

You just... Just, uh, meet Michael.

I'll go out there and stall.

Shh.

Yeah,

time's up for sure.

Oh, yeah.

Hey! What did we miss? What did we miss?

We got a point.

Good, good.

That's amazing.

That's cool. We're there.

Honey, they got a point.

Yeah.

So, y 'all's turn.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Okay. All right, all right. So, they have to have extra now.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I'm not really sure.

I didn't even think of a dare.

Why don't you guys just do what we did?

Yeah.

Maybe we could dare something else.

You'll be okay.

It's fine, Nikki.

It's fine.

Cool. We'll be counting.

Three minutes.

Yeah, you're gonna have to take an eye on it because it's hard for him to see.

Oh my gosh.

So, what do you think we're gonna do in there? I don't know.

Yeah? Did you like what we did in there?

Yeah, it was really cool.

Yeah? He seemed really nervous.

Oh, I know, I know.

It's a lot of work.

They're gonna be just hard.

Yeah. Good though, right? Did you have fun?

No. I mean...

I know you're concerned about the election, but... It's, um, I'm trying

Nervous? Don't worry, it's okay.

It's going to be fine. She's the way it works.

Alright. Don't worry about this one, Ro. We don't have to do anything.

I don't know.

Okay, no, it's all good. It's great. This is great. Yeah.

I mean, we're just going to kiss.

That's completely fine.

I just need to take a breath.

You don't know, of course. Take one more deep breath.

Are you ready?

I think so.

Yes, I'm good.

Very good.

Yes.

Take a breath.

Yes, one more deep breath. Okay, good, okay.

There we go. All right.

It's not too bad, right? No, not bad at all, no.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

They came in here together, I mean.

Truly.

True, they did.

Yes, true, they did.

And they know exactly what they did in here.

Wow. I could hear them in the other room.

I don't think they did it so wrong. They were doing the same.

You won't tell?

I won't tell you.

Okay. All right. Try again.

Maybe just a little bit more.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

plenty of time. Yeah, plenty of time to just ease off and relax, pump the brakes

a little bit.

You know, you're so stressed.

Yeah, it's the future of our country with hospitals.

I know.

Mickey, don't be so jumpy.

I mean, what we did in the kitchen.

Yeah, that was the dream of heaven, right? Yeah, but didn't it spark your

interest?

Come on.

You've been able to take your eyes off that screen this whole time.

I love how passionate you are about this project, but...

Your mother and I seem to think this, but I don't seem to think this.

I think that's the future of your boy.

Oh.

Oh.

But it's not my mom and Paolo again.

They're supposed to be together.

I have no idea.

Because they're not going to come out until we tell them to come out. They're

going to have to wait a little bit.

Just enjoy this whole few minutes in this heaven.

You just keep your little eyes on me, okay?

Don't worry about it.

We're having fun, baby.

You really need a load in your life.

Yeah,

it's too neat.

You like that, don't you? Uh -huh.

Another question.

Oh, my goodness.

How long have we been in here?

I'm not sure.

Oh, we've been in here way too long. We should be going back.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, we should go see what everyone else is doing. Oh, okay, yeah. You're

right. You should.

Definitely. All right.

Oh, such a rush.

That boy.

Come on.

You can get more comfortable with that.

Huh? Don't worry about it. We control the frame.

Of course, you know how time flies.

What do you mean, you're having fun?

I'm having just as much fun as we are, to be honest.

Kendra!

Show me what?

Your mouth?

Well, it looks like more than a thing or two.

I'm sorry.

This is just like before.

Nikki,

you're supposed to be my friend.

Well, then I'll show you a thing or two, then.

What?

Oh, my gosh. What's gotten into you? What's up?

How's it feel, Nikki?

Yeah.

What's going on here? Look what I got.

Oh, you think you're going to show me a thing or two? Oh, my God, no.

He's already seen me naked. I know what he looks like.

You know what?

Why are you so freaked out?

You know, just, yeah,

you can watch him learn a couple of things. I don't want to watch my mom

couple of things.

Then watch me.

I'm going to show you something.

Mom, what is it?

I'm thinking we should up the stakes a little bit.

I'm going to put it on my son.

I'm going to put it on my son.

I'll show you. What happened before?

Oh my gosh, stop. What happened before?

Nothing,

Freddy. She just tried to show me a lesson.

It's not working.

Yeah, I didn't do that, too.

Oh, yeah?

Well, let me help you then. Oh, yeah?

You think I am the one that's concerned and is not really around?

Don't be so shy.

If they're going to do more, we're going to do more. Is that right?

Okay, yeah.

Yeah, you know what?

Right,

baby.

It's okay.

It's not that bad.

It's not like your mom is sucking you. Right?

Yeah.

But you're just losing it anyway.

We're going in.

How does this make you feel now?

Getting revenge?

It's that pretty blonde hair of your mother.

Oh, gosh, stop. Just high -five and you're done with it.

It's just pretty cool.

Mmm,

look at these balls.

Oh, my God.

You think I'm doing a good job, son?

No, mom.

Well, how did you do?

Oh,

yeah. You're not a girl, you know.

Come here.

Oh, my

God.

Jerry can help.

Oh, my

God.

Her pussy's getting wet.

How do you like that, huh?

Mom, are you feeling better?

Yes,

I am. She loves it.

What?

He doesn't want to hold you up. He doesn't want to hold you up.

He doesn't want to

hold

you

up.

Do you like

this one?

Maybe, maybe, maybe slow.

You know what? Sit down. Sit down? Sit down.

Relax.

You've already come such a long way.

Come on. You know that you can do it.

Oh, my God.

We should try.

Does that one fit in my mouth? Yes.

Yeah, you feel it. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I love you. I love you.

Somebody jumped on time, huh?

See y 'all tomorrow.

How are you getting here?

Oh!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Are you sure?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Oh yeah, I thought you knew.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You want to eat my pussy, huh?

I don't know what this is. I don't know what this is.

Let's make a call.

Oh, shit.

You've come covered.

Hi.

Looks like your guy's leaving.

Told you so.

Hey,

I think they're about to call the results.

I'm number one.