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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,110 Oh my gosh. Have you been watching the 2 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:03,120 Oh my gosh. Have you been watching the 3 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,950 Oh my gosh. Have you been watching the news? They're cracking down on anyone 4 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:04,960 news? They're cracking down on anyone 5 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:06,470 news? They're cracking down on anyone who criticizes the president. 6 00:00:06,470 --> 00:00:06,480 who criticizes the president. 7 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,230 who criticizes the president. >> I know. I'm worried about my freedom of 8 00:00:08,230 --> 00:00:08,240 >> I know. I'm worried about my freedom of 9 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,110 >> I know. I'm worried about my freedom of speech. 10 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:09,120 speech. 11 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,190 speech. >> You mean like if I say, "I don't really 12 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:11,200 >> You mean like if I say, "I don't really 13 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,870 >> You mean like if I say, "I don't really think President Trump is doing that 14 00:00:12,870 --> 00:00:12,880 think President Trump is doing that 15 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,830 think President Trump is doing that great of a job." 16 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:13,840 great of a job." 17 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,749 great of a job." >> Shh. You're going to get in trouble. 18 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:15,759 >> Shh. You're going to get in trouble. 19 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:18,310 >> Shh. You're going to get in trouble. >> Not me. Because I just signed up for 20 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:18,320 >> Not me. Because I just signed up for 21 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,590 >> Not me. Because I just signed up for Free Speech Plus. 22 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:19,600 Free Speech Plus. 23 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,550 Free Speech Plus. >> What's that? 24 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:20,560 >> What's that? 25 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,150 >> What's that? >> It's this new service from the Trump 26 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:22,160 >> It's this new service from the Trump 27 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,070 >> It's this new service from the Trump administration. I can say anything I 28 00:00:24,070 --> 00:00:24,080 administration. I can say anything I 29 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,470 administration. I can say anything I want about the president for just $50 a 30 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:26,480 want about the president for just $50 a 31 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,870 want about the president for just $50 a month. What a deal. Do I pay with an 32 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:28,880 month. What a deal. Do I pay with an 33 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,269 month. What a deal. Do I pay with an app? 34 00:00:29,269 --> 00:00:29,279 app? 35 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:31,269 app? >> Oh, no. You just hand $50 to the man 36 00:00:31,269 --> 00:00:31,279 >> Oh, no. You just hand $50 to the man 37 00:00:31,279 --> 00:00:34,150 >> Oh, no. You just hand $50 to the man standing over your shoulder. 38 00:00:34,150 --> 00:00:34,160 standing over your shoulder. 39 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:36,630 standing over your shoulder. >> Oh, no. I only have $40. 40 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:36,640 >> Oh, no. I only have $40. 41 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,030 >> Oh, no. I only have $40. >> Oh, that's okay. You can just sign up 42 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:39,040 >> Oh, that's okay. You can just sign up 43 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,510 >> Oh, that's okay. You can just sign up for free speech plus with ads. I can 44 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:41,520 for free speech plus with ads. I can 45 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,430 for free speech plus with ads. I can talk as much as I want and every 15 46 00:00:43,430 --> 00:00:43,440 talk as much as I want and every 15 47 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,990 talk as much as I want and every 15 minutes my mouth plays a commercial. 48 00:00:45,990 --> 00:00:46,000 minutes my mouth plays a commercial. 49 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,830 minutes my mouth plays a commercial. >> With gold at an all-time high, it's 50 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:47,840 >> With gold at an all-time high, it's 51 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,430 >> With gold at an all-time high, it's never been a better time to sell your 52 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:49,440 never been a better time to sell your 53 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,430 never been a better time to sell your jewelry for cold hard cash. 54 00:00:51,430 --> 00:00:51,440 jewelry for cold hard cash. 55 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,150 jewelry for cold hard cash. >> Wa! That was barely noticeable. It even 56 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:54,160 >> Wa! That was barely noticeable. It even 57 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,029 >> Wa! That was barely noticeable. It even happens when I sleep. Cool. And here I 58 00:00:57,029 --> 00:00:57,039 happens when I sleep. Cool. And here I 59 00:00:57,039 --> 00:00:58,709 happens when I sleep. Cool. And here I thought just my constitutional right to 60 00:00:58,709 --> 00:00:58,719 thought just my constitutional right to 61 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:10,230 thought just my constitutional right to free speech was enough. 62 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:10,240 63 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,830 >> So with Free Speech Plus, there's no 64 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:11,840 >> So with Free Speech Plus, there's no 65 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:13,190 >> So with Free Speech Plus, there's no limits to what I can say. 66 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:13,200 limits to what I can say. 67 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,429 limits to what I can say. >> Well, there are some limits. For 68 00:01:15,429 --> 00:01:15,439 >> Well, there are some limits. For 69 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:18,149 >> Well, there are some limits. For example, no fat jokes, no dumb jokes, 70 00:01:18,149 --> 00:01:18,159 example, no fat jokes, no dumb jokes, 71 00:01:18,159 --> 00:01:19,749 example, no fat jokes, no dumb jokes, nothing about his little dick or his fat 72 00:01:19,749 --> 00:01:19,759 nothing about his little dick or his fat 73 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:21,590 nothing about his little dick or his fat angles, nothing about demolishing the 74 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:21,600 angles, nothing about demolishing the 75 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,070 angles, nothing about demolishing the East Wing or the Nobel Peace Prize or 76 00:01:24,070 --> 00:01:24,080 East Wing or the Nobel Peace Prize or 77 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,950 East Wing or the Nobel Peace Prize or corruption. Oh, and nothing about 78 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:26,960 corruption. Oh, and nothing about 79 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,230 corruption. Oh, and nothing about Epstein or his little dick. Wait, no 80 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:30,240 Epstein or his little dick. Wait, no 81 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,990 Epstein or his little dick. Wait, no Epstein's little dick or no Epstein and 82 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:32,000 Epstein's little dick or no Epstein and 83 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,350 Epstein's little dick or no Epstein and no Trump's little dick? 84 00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:33,360 no Trump's little dick? 85 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,590 no Trump's little dick? >> Both. 86 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:35,600 >> Both. 87 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,830 >> Both. >> Free speech plus. Free speech has never 88 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:37,840 >> Free speech plus. Free speech has never 89 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:39,429 >> Free speech plus. Free speech has never been so guaranteed. Free Speech Plus 90 00:01:39,429 --> 00:01:39,439 been so guaranteed. Free Speech Plus 91 00:01:39,439 --> 00:01:40,630 been so guaranteed. Free Speech Plus does not cover black people, Muslims, 92 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:40,640 does not cover black people, Muslims, 93 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:41,990 does not cover black people, Muslims, late night TV show host, gender studies 94 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:42,000 late night TV show host, gender studies 95 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,190 late night TV show host, gender studies teachers, really good guys, and little 96 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:43,200 teachers, really good guys, and little 97 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:43,830 teachers, really good guys, and little college students. 98 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:43,840 college students. 99 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,109 college students. >> So, what are you going to say first with 100 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:45,119 >> So, what are you going to say first with 101 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:48,310 >> So, what are you going to say first with Free Speech Plus? Well, I think Trump 102 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:48,320 Free Speech Plus? Well, I think Trump 103 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,550 Free Speech Plus? Well, I think Trump >> is the promo code you can use today for 104 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:50,560 >> is the promo code you can use today for 105 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,710 >> is the promo code you can use today for 25% off your My Pillow. 106 00:01:52,710 --> 00:01:52,720 25% off your My Pillow. 107 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,270 25% off your My Pillow. >> That'll show him. 108 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:55,280 >> That'll show him. 109 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,670 >> That'll show him. Free Speech Plus. Pay what you need to 110 00:01:57,670 --> 00:01:57,680 Free Speech Plus. Pay what you need to 111 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,320 Free Speech Plus. Pay what you need to say what you want. 9525

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