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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,051 --> 00:00:13,451 ANGEL 2 00:00:16,043 --> 00:00:18,251 MYZ presents 3 00:00:22,973 --> 00:00:25,739 Actually, I don't know what I'm doing here. 4 00:00:26,585 --> 00:00:28,929 If it wasn't for my wife with all that... 5 00:00:29,168 --> 00:00:32,651 "all problems are in our heads, go see a psychologist, " 6 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:35,915 honestly, I would never have come here. 7 00:00:37,502 --> 00:00:40,715 I know what I want. I want to be a father. 8 00:00:40,809 --> 00:00:43,899 I want go for walks with the baby in the stroller. 9 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:51,640 I want... to wake up in the middle of the night... pacifiers, bottles, sterilizers - that's my thing! 10 00:00:53,579 --> 00:00:56,152 But do you understand for that you need to do something? 11 00:00:56,252 --> 00:00:57,707 I do it. 12 00:00:59,678 --> 00:01:01,464 Every day I do it. 13 00:01:03,223 --> 00:01:05,407 I've been doing it for 2 years. 14 00:01:06,647 --> 00:01:08,555 Even tried different settings. 15 00:01:19,036 --> 00:01:20,747 You know, I dreamed... 16 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,593 Made a wish... 17 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:25,739 When you write the wish on paper during New Year countdown, 18 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:31,321 burn it, throw ashes in champagne glass, drink them... But it doesn't work. 19 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:35,959 Are you sure that you have correctly put your wish into words? 20 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:43,900 My show is starting soon. 21 00:01:43,906 --> 00:01:46,717 - I'll get going. - Just remember the most important thing. 22 00:01:46,878 --> 00:01:48,976 Thoughts take physical form. 23 00:01:49,739 --> 00:01:51,851 film company ENJOY MOVIES 24 00:01:53,003 --> 00:01:54,827 DMITRIY DYUZHEV 25 00:01:55,211 --> 00:01:57,323 MICHAEL GALUSTYAN 26 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:02,603 Stop cars, stop apartments, My dreams have changed. 27 00:02:02,795 --> 00:02:06,923 There are things besides work, I'm headed towards a new horizon. 28 00:02:07,115 --> 00:02:11,531 - Have you decided to become gay? - How could you even think that! 29 00:02:11,542 --> 00:02:13,039 - Politics? - No. 30 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:14,507 - Yoga? - No way! 31 00:02:14,507 --> 00:02:16,139 Then what? What? What? 32 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,675 I'm just pregnant. 33 00:02:17,675 --> 00:02:20,075 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:20,363 --> 00:02:21,995 And it's intentional. 35 00:02:22,091 --> 00:02:24,299 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 36 00:02:24,587 --> 00:02:26,219 I'm just pregnant. 37 00:02:26,411 --> 00:02:29,291 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 38 00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:31,115 And it's intentional. 39 00:02:31,211 --> 00:02:34,283 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 40 00:02:35,243 --> 00:02:40,043 And who dares stand in my way? I have the right to choose... 41 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,587 PREGNANT 42 00:02:48,895 --> 00:02:51,659 - Go, go, go. Camera is on. - I'm coming. 43 00:02:51,940 --> 00:02:54,923 - Hello. Yes, Jora. - I lost another case again. 44 00:02:56,043 --> 00:02:58,046 This is the 8th case that I lose in a row. 45 00:02:58,238 --> 00:02:59,839 Sergey, we've got to rehearse! 46 00:02:59,915 --> 00:03:01,190 - Sorry. - Go, go. 47 00:03:01,547 --> 00:03:03,622 Maybe I'm cursed or something? 48 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:05,435 Maybe you need a break? 49 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,894 And how will I feed my family? I have two daughters! 50 00:03:09,227 --> 00:03:11,032 Easy for you to say with no kids. 51 00:03:11,034 --> 00:03:13,305 - What? - You need to be on the set! 52 00:03:22,446 --> 00:03:24,872 - Sorry, sorry. - We can start. 53 00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:33,336 - Sorry. - Camera. 54 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:34,649 Camera is on. 55 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:36,040 You start. 56 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,363 Good day, daily news on MUZ TV, as always the one and only Azia... 57 00:03:40,364 --> 00:03:43,066 - ... and Sergey Dobrolyubov. Hello. - Recap of top stories. 58 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:46,344 Single father from Mytisch has adopted his 8th child. 59 00:03:46,564 --> 00:03:49,337 And that's not his last one the single father has announced. 60 00:03:49,545 --> 00:03:51,851 More on that in our report. 61 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,115 See, you can do it, when you want to. 62 00:03:55,562 --> 00:03:57,995 Why is the director not on the set? 63 00:03:58,202 --> 00:04:00,896 Relax, dude! He's recovering from yesterday's party. 64 00:04:01,252 --> 00:04:03,737 And the one before that... and the one before that one. 65 00:04:04,272 --> 00:04:06,117 And then he works only with the stars. 66 00:04:06,399 --> 00:04:11,247 Of course, I'm not a star. I'm a notastar. 67 00:04:11,431 --> 00:04:13,993 Who's the star here? Him? Or her? 68 00:04:14,148 --> 00:04:16,335 She... She slept with the producer! 69 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:17,867 And you? 70 00:04:17,904 --> 00:04:20,365 - I didn't sleep with the producer. - Not that. Where did you study? 71 00:04:20,437 --> 00:04:23,437 - At film school. - And is this what you dreamed of? 72 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:26,267 No, one day I will make my own big movie. 73 00:04:26,688 --> 00:04:29,099 Sorry, old man. Miracles don't happen. 74 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:33,993 - And where did you study? - I... I was selected by the audience! 75 00:04:34,111 --> 00:04:36,971 People voted for me with 8,000 text messages! 76 00:04:39,038 --> 00:04:41,116 Know why you're not on this wall? 77 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,106 Because you don't believe in miracles! 78 00:04:53,283 --> 00:04:56,089 This exhibition was put together with big love because... 79 00:04:56,436 --> 00:05:01,235 Because these are children. And children, as you know, are our dreams... They are our everything. 80 00:05:01,374 --> 00:05:03,405 - Do you have children? - Of course, two. 81 00:05:03,653 --> 00:05:04,808 - Diana. - Yes? 82 00:05:04,843 --> 00:05:08,651 Have you ever thought of doing a photo session with pregnant models? 83 00:05:09,131 --> 00:05:10,748 Everything in its own time. 84 00:05:10,902 --> 00:05:11,629 - Thank you. - Thank you. 85 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:18,827 Hello. 86 00:05:18,925 --> 00:05:21,105 Diana, I'm running late. 87 00:05:21,450 --> 00:05:23,530 - But I'm on my way. - Where are you? 88 00:05:24,213 --> 00:05:26,021 Yes, I'm in the car already. 89 00:05:26,503 --> 00:05:28,900 - I'm... on Sadovaya Street. - Really? 90 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:30,923 I'll be there soon. 91 00:05:32,127 --> 00:05:33,285 Like always. 92 00:05:34,556 --> 00:05:35,723 Damn! 93 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,642 Hey! 94 00:05:39,409 --> 00:05:40,562 Hey! 95 00:05:41,227 --> 00:05:42,381 Mister! 96 00:05:42,412 --> 00:05:43,191 Hear me? 97 00:05:43,256 --> 00:05:45,772 Hey... you... put the car down! You hear that? 98 00:05:46,207 --> 00:05:53,579 My wife has an exhibition. It's a very important event. If I don't get there... it will be the end of me, please understand, our relationship is already in rough waters as it is! 99 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,787 Do you understand me? 100 00:05:55,977 --> 00:05:58,091 Do you know these 4 words: 101 00:05:59,273 --> 00:06:00,491 I... 102 00:06:00,757 --> 00:06:01,915 need... 103 00:06:02,123 --> 00:06:03,275 my... 104 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:04,666 car! 105 00:06:04,928 --> 00:06:09,399 And do you know these 4 words: 106 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:11,819 I don't care! 107 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:16,331 Young man. Young man, I'm speaking to you. 108 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:19,102 Could you give your seat to a pregnant woman? 109 00:06:23,724 --> 00:06:24,876 Thank you. 110 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:30,299 Thank you. 111 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:35,314 Diana started to close off from me. 112 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,499 As if I'm not there. 113 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:39,915 Must be because of her exhibitions. 114 00:06:40,495 --> 00:06:43,445 Work makes us... very stressed out. 115 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:47,707 When are you going to have little ones? 116 00:06:47,812 --> 00:06:49,884 You'll grow old in that TV studio. 117 00:06:50,059 --> 00:06:52,826 The doctor said that I have serious problems. 118 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:55,457 That I am unlikely to conceive. 119 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:56,939 Does Sergey know? 120 00:06:57,581 --> 00:07:00,358 I don't want to tell him yet. 121 00:07:00,779 --> 00:07:03,931 - How long has it been not working? - Two years. 122 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,782 It's the opposite with Sasha and I. We're 1 month pregnant. 123 00:07:10,836 --> 00:07:15,542 - Jora, you're truly a machine gun! - This time it must definitely be a boy, right? 124 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:19,667 I am sure of that. You know why? Because I did everything by the old tried method. 125 00:07:20,064 --> 00:07:21,314 What method? 126 00:07:21,451 --> 00:07:24,457 - We did it in felt boots. - In felt boots? 127 00:07:25,388 --> 00:07:27,900 When my father was born, my granddad had worn felt boots. 128 00:07:28,129 --> 00:07:30,360 When I was born, my father had worn felt boots. 129 00:07:30,759 --> 00:07:32,110 It's the sure thing. 130 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:35,952 I think that you and Sergey should try doing it in felt boots too. 131 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,455 That's definitely not for me! I'm not that crazy yet. 132 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:44,886 By the way, what are you doing for Valentines Day? 133 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:50,219 - There is one special place. - We met there 5 years ago. 134 00:07:50,286 --> 00:07:52,393 On Valentines Day. 135 00:07:52,687 --> 00:07:56,167 So every year we meet there. 136 00:07:58,203 --> 00:07:59,435 Beautiful. 137 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,143 We're going to a kebab restaurant again. 138 00:08:02,473 --> 00:08:06,251 This anchor is driving me nuts! You're a much better anchor than he is. 139 00:08:06,772 --> 00:08:09,309 - Yes, but he's a star. - And you're not? 140 00:08:10,176 --> 00:08:13,739 Bartender, pour my friend some cognac. He's a star, by the way. 141 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:16,936 - Enough. - Yes, he's an anchor on MUZ TV! 142 00:08:16,981 --> 00:08:18,299 - Jora. - What? 143 00:08:20,932 --> 00:08:22,283 The star. 144 00:08:23,985 --> 00:08:26,658 Jora! Van Gogh also never sold a single painting in his lifetime. 145 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:29,483 Now his paintings are being sold for tens of millions. 146 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:34,451 Wait, I don't get it. Do you think someone will buy your telecasts after your death? 147 00:08:34,591 --> 00:08:35,915 Well, at least a few. 148 00:08:37,334 --> 00:08:39,705 Then at least cut off an ear. 149 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:57,758 When we have children, we will come here all together. 150 00:09:02,017 --> 00:09:04,911 Diana, what's wrong? 151 00:09:06,973 --> 00:09:10,582 - Well? - We will have such children! 152 00:09:33,879 --> 00:09:35,339 Don't lose it, old man. 153 00:09:47,199 --> 00:09:49,547 Know why you're not on this wall? 154 00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:52,331 Because you don't believe in miracles. 155 00:09:52,811 --> 00:09:54,919 When are you going to have little ones? 156 00:09:55,034 --> 00:09:57,247 You'll grow old in that TV studio. 157 00:09:57,842 --> 00:10:02,704 Just remember the most important thing. Thoughts take physical form. 158 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:05,362 I want a baby. 159 00:10:05,870 --> 00:10:07,186 I want a baby. 160 00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:08,747 I want a baby. 161 00:10:08,769 --> 00:10:13,169 I want a baby, I want a baby, I want a baby, I want a baby. 162 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,500 [10 DAYS LATER] 163 00:10:27,933 --> 00:10:30,551 - How was the weekend? - Good. Spent time with family. 164 00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:33,959 - Me, boyfriend, alcohol, swingers... - Get ready. 165 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,632 Camera. 166 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:38,335 - Camera is on. - Start. 167 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:44,547 Hi! Daily news on MUZ TV, as always the one and only Azia... 168 00:10:44,717 --> 00:10:46,473 ... and Sergey Dobrolyubov. Hello. 169 00:10:46,656 --> 00:10:49,064 Rumors abound about Paul the Octopus. 170 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:53,593 The octopus who correctly predicted all results of the 2010 World Cup Football Championship. 171 00:10:53,706 --> 00:10:57,995 Many think this is an overblown hype, but not the workers at Marisky Chicken Factory. 172 00:10:58,043 --> 00:10:59,819 Here's the full story. 173 00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:04,046 Hey, wake up there! 174 00:11:04,571 --> 00:11:05,723 Start! 175 00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:10,556 Good evening. 176 00:11:10,576 --> 00:11:14,795 At the Yoshkar-Ola chicken factory we have found our very own Paul the Octopus. 177 00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:19,816 Sonya the Chicken correctly predicts all results of Russia's national football team at the European Championship. 178 00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:24,971 Unbelievable, but it's a fact. The number of eggs that Sonya lays is equal to the number of goals that Russia scores. 179 00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:29,286 But during the last 5 games Sonya the Chicken has not laid a single egg. 180 00:11:29,834 --> 00:11:32,836 Probably this means that the Russian team has serious problems. 181 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:35,268 But we will not jump to conclusions. 182 00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,259 and will hope for the best. 183 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:38,719 Thank you. 184 00:11:39,426 --> 00:11:40,235 Thank you. 185 00:11:40,523 --> 00:11:43,472 Hey... don't you have some decent stories for February 23rd holiday? 186 00:11:43,656 --> 00:11:46,139 It's Russia's Armed Forces day. What Sonya the Chicken? 187 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,723 Who writes this? 188 00:11:49,907 --> 00:11:53,501 It's a cool story. You're just super lame, dude. 189 00:11:59,357 --> 00:12:00,515 Excuse me. 190 00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:03,183 I didn't drink yesterday. 191 00:12:05,632 --> 00:12:06,364 Thanks. 192 00:12:06,516 --> 00:12:08,363 I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm here. 193 00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,207 Not gonna kiss, are we? 194 00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:23,814 Hello. 195 00:12:24,392 --> 00:12:28,528 Ulan-Ude finds Eddy the Cockroach who can predict all Olympic Games results. 196 00:12:29,604 --> 00:12:31,883 You saw that terrible story too? 197 00:12:32,951 --> 00:12:34,523 Unfortunately, yes. 198 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,260 So? Are we still on for the 23rd? 199 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,693 Yes, we'll celebrate together, just like we planned. 200 00:12:45,312 --> 00:12:46,475 Damn! 201 00:12:46,982 --> 00:12:49,725 Serge, are you OK? 202 00:12:51,998 --> 00:12:54,011 I'm not feeling so well since morning. 203 00:12:54,772 --> 00:12:56,505 Pain in lower abdomen. 204 00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:58,772 You're not pregnant, are you? 205 00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:04,648 As long as you, Jora, find it funny. 206 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:12,011 Look up 207 00:13:12,587 --> 00:13:14,699 Make a wish 208 00:13:15,179 --> 00:13:17,963 For everything that you dream about. 209 00:13:18,443 --> 00:13:20,651 Before you never in this life 210 00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:23,915 I have never been this happy. 211 00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:27,371 For you alone, 212 00:13:27,851 --> 00:13:30,251 What you love so much, 213 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:33,995 These white flowers. 214 00:13:34,763 --> 00:13:39,851 I love you to tears! 215 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:46,091 Every breath is like the first one. 216 00:13:46,571 --> 00:13:51,371 Instead of falsity of beautiful words 217 00:13:52,811 --> 00:13:55,403 This cloud of roses. 218 00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:57,326 Don't be insane. 219 00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:06,251 Thank god, two. 220 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:16,235 You are pregnant. 221 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:22,156 - Why do you need so many pickles? - Diana... 222 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,613 - We have some news. - OK... 223 00:15:29,077 --> 00:15:31,403 You got hired by another channel? 224 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,011 You will have your own show? 225 00:15:38,185 --> 00:15:40,468 We are going to have a baby. 226 00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:44,651 Who is she? 227 00:15:45,662 --> 00:15:46,859 Who is she? 228 00:15:48,138 --> 00:15:50,306 No. You don't understand. 229 00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:53,549 - Whose is it? - Mine. 230 00:15:54,282 --> 00:15:58,316 - Whose result is this? - It's mine, I peed on it. 231 00:15:58,563 --> 00:16:02,949 - Very funny! - Diana, please, listen to me! 232 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:06,059 I am pregnant. 233 00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:08,108 It's the truth. 234 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,041 Alright. Who is the father? 235 00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:14,636 - You are. - I'm the father? 236 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:17,673 Well, if I'm the mother, then you must be the father. 237 00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,171 Do we have vodka? 238 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,259 Hi! 239 00:16:25,975 --> 00:16:27,283 - Hi! - Hi! 240 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,811 Hi, girls. 241 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:31,210 - A hug. - Come in, come in. 242 00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:32,200 - Hi. - Hi. 243 00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:33,715 - That's for you. - Thanks. 244 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,318 Serge, where are you? 245 00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:42,481 Thanks. 246 00:16:45,802 --> 00:16:49,444 Diana, dear, are you alright? 247 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,565 Thanks, I'm fine. 248 00:16:55,531 --> 00:16:56,856 Who cooked this? 249 00:16:57,489 --> 00:16:59,446 - I did, why? - A bit too much salt. 250 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,644 - More than a bit, actually. - Well... 251 00:17:04,242 --> 00:17:06,539 Get up and say something to the children. 252 00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:09,707 Get up! If you don't do it, no one will. 253 00:17:10,282 --> 00:17:11,435 Well... 254 00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:13,153 Sit. 255 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:21,929 Every man must pass through a difficult and thorny road. 256 00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:25,010 He may be misunderstood, 257 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,619 rejected, 258 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:34,316 but even during those times he must always remain strong, manly... 259 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,524 - in short, a real man. - Yes. 260 00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:46,269 That is exactly what allows him to plant a tree, build a house, and give birth to a son. 261 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:49,043 Dad, I started with the last one. 262 00:17:49,748 --> 00:17:52,868 A real man always has a sense of humor, right? 263 00:17:53,815 --> 00:17:55,403 I am pregnant. 264 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,379 To men! 265 00:17:58,392 --> 00:18:00,203 - Hooray, hooray! - Hooray! 266 00:18:02,142 --> 00:18:04,649 I'm going to have a baby. He is inside of me. 267 00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:06,899 I am a future mother! 268 00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,054 Oh God! 269 00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:15,512 - That's impossible, sonny. - You are pregnant? 270 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:20,162 - Bro, did you get knocked up? - You're a dude, motherfucker, not a mother! 271 00:18:20,327 --> 00:18:21,563 Motherfucker! 272 00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,435 Excuse me. 273 00:18:23,486 --> 00:18:28,355 Sonny, maybe mom and I missed something? 274 00:18:29,784 --> 00:18:31,571 Did something wrong? 275 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:36,387 Probably, I... I admit, I was not a very good father. 276 00:18:37,451 --> 00:18:40,612 I was expecting something different from my family. 277 00:18:42,943 --> 00:18:46,667 It's all you with all your... yoga! 278 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,107 Why me? Why me? 279 00:18:50,318 --> 00:18:54,893 You always dump all the negativity on me. 280 00:18:55,091 --> 00:19:00,746 Am I some garbage dump to you? I'm tired. I always meditate about good things. 281 00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:05,024 - I always face misunderstanding. - Go, get going. 282 00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:07,301 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 283 00:19:09,159 --> 00:19:10,782 Let's go. 284 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:23,005 - At least he'll finally give us a grandson. - We shouldn't have let him go into that show business. 285 00:19:23,147 --> 00:19:24,971 Don't start dinner with sweets. 286 00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:27,380 No, no. A man cannot give birth. 287 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:29,771 I know that for sure. 288 00:19:29,826 --> 00:19:35,051 - I'm a lawyer and I know it. - Dad, what does being a lawyer have to do with it? 289 00:19:37,225 --> 00:19:39,413 Should I show you my diploma? 290 00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,885 First symptoms of pregnancy. 291 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,280 Morning sickness... Got that. 292 00:19:51,014 --> 00:19:56,544 Weakness, feeling lousy, irritability, sleepiness. 293 00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,057 No. I don't have sleepiness. 294 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,843 Libra. 295 00:20:35,812 --> 00:20:40,638 And the bread bun rolled away, before the wolf even saw it move! 296 00:20:40,985 --> 00:20:46,592 The bread bun rolls on across the forest and meets a bear. 297 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:56,199 Twigs and bushes crackling beneath bear's feet. "Little bun, little bun, I shall eat you up, " says the bear. 298 00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,860 "No, you will not, pigeon toes!" 299 00:21:00,203 --> 00:21:03,311 - "Rather listen to my song. " - Give us the song. 300 00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:07,108 Bread bun started singing, and the bear is all ears. 301 00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:13,770 "I'm a little bread bun. I was scraped from the cupboard, swept from the bin... " 302 00:21:13,954 --> 00:21:15,593 Good job, bread bun! 303 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:18,447 I love you. 304 00:21:20,499 --> 00:21:22,091 I love you too. 305 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,836 Now you will be able to concentrate on your career. 306 00:21:29,991 --> 00:21:32,768 Especially since now I am taking maternity leave. 307 00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:36,803 You'll be the provider of our family. 308 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,749 - Daily news... Hi. - Good. 309 00:21:40,772 --> 00:21:41,867 - ... on channel... - Hi. 310 00:21:41,949 --> 00:21:43,924 - Speak more clearly. Hi! - Hi. 311 00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:46,682 - Go on. Hi. - Hi. Daily news on MUZ TV... 312 00:21:46,743 --> 00:21:48,481 OK, that's enough. Take care. 313 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,947 By the way, I signed you up for classes for expecting mothers. 314 00:21:52,889 --> 00:21:54,103 What! 315 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,939 Just look at this wonderful man. 316 00:21:58,124 --> 00:22:02,135 He is attending our classes in order to better understand his wife. 317 00:22:02,515 --> 00:22:04,043 Bend your back. 318 00:22:04,871 --> 00:22:06,033 Repeat. 319 00:22:33,323 --> 00:22:35,234 - Let me carry those bags! - You can't. It's heavy. 320 00:22:35,238 --> 00:22:38,352 - And you can? You're a woman. - I'm a woman, and you're a mother! 321 00:22:38,795 --> 00:22:39,947 Hello. 322 00:22:39,949 --> 00:22:41,874 - OK, Jora. - That's enough! 323 00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:45,513 Jora, I'll call you back. I'm at gynecologist's office. 324 00:22:45,663 --> 00:22:50,900 It's very nice to see husbands, who are so caring towards their wives. 325 00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,781 Hello. Come in. 326 00:22:53,111 --> 00:22:55,730 - You can take off your clothes... - Let's go, it doesn't hurt. 327 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,026 Thank you. 328 00:22:59,765 --> 00:23:01,064 Take it off. 329 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,238 What a nice start to the day. 330 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,064 What... does this mean? 331 00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:18,389 I have seen everything in this world, but I don't believe your incredible tall tales. 332 00:23:18,539 --> 00:23:20,363 And where am I supposed to look? 333 00:23:23,579 --> 00:23:24,779 How many fingers? 334 00:23:25,021 --> 00:23:28,427 We... can't do anything for you. 335 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:44,363 Shura, dear, sorry for bothering you again... 336 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:50,965 But maybe someone came by? For example, maybe some clients? 337 00:23:51,175 --> 00:23:55,154 Doctor, ever since we opened no one has come by. 338 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,000 [Rent due on June 30th.] 339 00:24:09,175 --> 00:24:10,391 Doctor! 340 00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:12,587 They're here! 341 00:24:19,219 --> 00:24:20,555 Congratulations! 342 00:24:20,843 --> 00:24:24,913 Congratulations! Let me kiss your hands! 343 00:24:25,815 --> 00:24:29,536 Come in, sit down. I will examine you on that chair... 344 00:24:29,675 --> 00:24:31,689 and will do everything to cover rent cost. 345 00:24:31,724 --> 00:24:32,882 Oops. 346 00:24:33,947 --> 00:24:35,365 What am I talking about? 347 00:24:35,435 --> 00:24:38,872 So that your pregnancy will go the best way possible. 348 00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:42,355 Do you know what is the first advice that all gynecologists give? 349 00:24:42,518 --> 00:24:46,736 - No, I don't, Doctor. - I thought so. To exercise your breasts. 350 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:53,323 Carefully, in the evening. In the morning too. This will give your breasts that firmness... 351 00:24:53,517 --> 00:24:56,650 - so the breast looks beautiful and has milk. - Doctor. 352 00:24:57,275 --> 00:25:00,057 - But I am not pregnant. - Who is then? 353 00:25:00,488 --> 00:25:02,518 My husband. Sergey. 354 00:25:07,397 --> 00:25:11,567 I've heard many stories, but this! 355 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,424 You are our last hope. 356 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,100 [Not a single client in 2 weeks!] 357 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,400 [RENT!] 358 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,091 You are my last hope too. 359 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,568 So, how are we doing here? 360 00:26:02,586 --> 00:26:05,867 Is this OK, Doctor? If we have to, I guess let's do it. 361 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,100 [ADVANCE PAYMENT] 362 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,500 [Quiet. Filming in progress.] 363 00:26:24,638 --> 00:26:29,682 Hi! Daily news on MUZ TV, as always the one and only Azia... 364 00:26:29,928 --> 00:26:32,499 ... and Sergey Dobrolyubov. Hello. Top stories of today. 365 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:37,523 An ordinary chicken determines whether Russia's national football team will go to European Championship. 366 00:26:37,587 --> 00:26:41,771 Because there is no faith in Russia's players themselves. Here's our report. 367 00:26:42,428 --> 00:26:43,684 Recording? 368 00:26:45,490 --> 00:26:49,957 All eyes around the world are fixed on an ordinary chicken at an ordinary Yoshkar-Ola chicken factory. 369 00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:54,296 Sonya the Chicken in the last 4 months has not laid a single egg. 370 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:57,590 Which naturally had a negative effect on the score results of "Group D. " 371 00:26:57,944 --> 00:27:00,779 Russia's national team fell from 1st place to 4th place. 372 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:04,811 But they still have a chance to make it to the European Championship. 373 00:27:05,438 --> 00:27:07,691 We will continue to follow this story. 374 00:27:11,866 --> 00:27:13,573 That's it, turn it off. 375 00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:17,042 Lay an egg! 376 00:27:17,299 --> 00:27:18,923 Now our next story. 377 00:27:19,258 --> 00:27:23,722 MUZ TV news anchor Sergey Dobrolyubov is 5 months pregnant. 378 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,500 [Dude! Dudes are now giving birth. Be careful!] 379 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:48,200 [Shocking! TV news anchor Sergey Dobrolyubov is pregnant!] 380 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,300 [Dude, check it out! A MAN IS GIVING BIRTH!] 381 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:00,800 [A dude is pregnant - for real!] 382 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,700 [This is NUTS!!! A man will give birth!!!] 383 00:28:06,361 --> 00:28:09,035 Congratulations. It's 5 months now. 384 00:28:12,878 --> 00:28:17,867 Scientific community is certain that the doctor who discovered this phenomenon is guaranteed a Nobel Prize. 385 00:28:18,169 --> 00:28:22,379 Jora... everyone is going to know now! 386 00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:27,563 Are you responsible for this? 387 00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:31,523 Listen, my friend is going to have a baby. Can I not share my happiness? 388 00:28:48,590 --> 00:28:50,838 Do you know these 4... 389 00:28:56,843 --> 00:28:57,995 I know. 390 00:28:58,335 --> 00:29:00,284 I know everything about you. 391 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:05,505 When you come to pick up the car, the guys will get a chance to see you. 392 00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:11,513 Oh God! What is this? Please, sit down. 393 00:29:11,734 --> 00:29:13,259 No, no. Thank you. 394 00:29:13,601 --> 00:29:17,613 What a wonder. The Lord has turned a man into a woman. 395 00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:21,896 Mom, look, it's that pregnant mom-dad. 396 00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,619 So I told the story, so what? 397 00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:57,136 I am even jealous of you now in some respects. 398 00:29:57,807 --> 00:30:00,898 - Yeah, he's jealous. - What are you so worked up about? 399 00:30:01,058 --> 00:30:04,907 You're the only one like that in the world now! You are unique! You're not like anybody else. 400 00:30:05,023 --> 00:30:09,477 You are also unique and not like anybody else. No other lawyer has lost 8 cases in a row! 401 00:30:10,114 --> 00:30:13,096 That's enough. Don't rub it in. If you're interested, I will tell you. 402 00:30:13,268 --> 00:30:16,951 I have an idea on how to make some real good money off of your pregnancy. 403 00:30:17,075 --> 00:30:19,671 - It will be fantastic! - What a piece of crap you are! 404 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:22,091 How could such a thought even enter your brain? 405 00:30:23,229 --> 00:30:27,956 You lousy shyster! You are made up of wickedness, greed, and lies! 406 00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:31,496 And to top it off you want to make money off of my child! 407 00:30:32,866 --> 00:30:35,215 I thought better of you! 408 00:30:49,163 --> 00:30:50,987 So what idea were you talking about? 409 00:30:51,454 --> 00:30:55,001 The world has gone mad. Today we will see a pregnant man. 410 00:30:56,987 --> 00:31:00,253 For the first time in several thousand years it has finally happened. 411 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,933 Please meet Sergey Dobrolyubov! 412 00:31:05,182 --> 00:31:10,410 When you are pregnant you must measure your pulse, blood pressure and never lose self control. 413 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:18,308 I am fine. Sergey Dobrolyubov is always fine! 414 00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,995 Let's start our next exercise. 415 00:31:29,593 --> 00:31:31,091 Results are all clear on the other channel. 416 00:31:31,194 --> 00:31:34,670 Pregnancy is going according to schedule with no abnormalities. 417 00:31:44,209 --> 00:31:49,382 These are just... gases from Sergey Dobrolyubov! 418 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:57,000 [Sergey Dobrolyubov says, "I just wanted it very badly!"] 419 00:31:58,100 --> 00:32:00,149 When I become a grandmother, 420 00:32:01,110 --> 00:32:05,099 of course I will take charge of raising the child because... 421 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:08,651 it has always been my job to bring up the men in this family. 422 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:11,051 All the men. 423 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:14,066 By this action Sergey has taught me a lot. 424 00:32:14,093 --> 00:32:17,523 To be manly, to make my own decisions. 425 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:21,188 - To not be bullied by women... - Go wash the dishes, idiot. 426 00:32:26,157 --> 00:32:29,921 Well, actually, I think that they will have a very beautiful child. 427 00:32:32,685 --> 00:32:36,935 Sergey, is of course only so-so, but Diana... 428 00:32:40,353 --> 00:32:42,644 In this city it is very difficult to conceive a child. 429 00:32:42,688 --> 00:32:46,665 This takes a lot of effort, emotional energy, time. 430 00:32:46,704 --> 00:32:49,537 And the climate here is horrible. 431 00:32:50,490 --> 00:32:53,177 It's very difficult... to become pregnant. 432 00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:54,626 I am pregnant. 433 00:32:54,627 --> 00:32:59,065 Of course, this is big world news, and I understand Sergey perfectly. 434 00:32:59,455 --> 00:33:02,365 Even right now I am experiencing about the same feelings, well, because... 435 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:03,552 I am pregnant. 436 00:33:03,553 --> 00:33:08,159 Because we hope that Sergey, just like us, will have a boy. Well, because... 437 00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:10,078 - I am pregnant. - Mom, we got that! 438 00:33:18,449 --> 00:33:19,826 - Sergey! - Sergey, one moment! 439 00:33:19,854 --> 00:33:20,908 - Sergey. - Sergey! 440 00:33:20,913 --> 00:33:22,918 - What month is it now? - The right month. 441 00:33:23,051 --> 00:33:25,039 Sergey, what are your plans for the future? 442 00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:27,208 - The right plans. - Sergey, where are you going right now? 443 00:33:27,428 --> 00:33:28,874 The right way! 444 00:33:29,634 --> 00:33:31,645 ... Sergey Dobrolyubov, Sergey Dobrolyubov... 445 00:33:32,608 --> 00:33:35,948 ... Sergey Dobrolyubov is dancing, Sergey Dobrolyubov is singing, Sergey Dobrolyubov... 446 00:33:36,130 --> 00:33:40,738 Dad can, dad can do everything! 447 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:44,259 And even mom, even mom he can be! 448 00:33:45,598 --> 00:33:50,291 You were awesome, dude! You really blew me away! Your performance was fantastic! 449 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:53,947 We've got to celebrate this. Let's go relax somewhere. 450 00:33:54,059 --> 00:33:55,883 No, I'm going home to Diana. 451 00:33:56,803 --> 00:33:59,615 Hey, once you got knocked up, you've become really boring somehow. 452 00:33:59,651 --> 00:34:04,048 Let's go. Don't argue with me. I reserved a table in one very nice place. 453 00:34:04,353 --> 00:34:06,056 - But, Jora. - Please, please, please. 454 00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:07,649 I'm really asking, please! 455 00:34:13,939 --> 00:34:17,478 - Excuse me, may I take a picture with you? - No pictures, sit down, Miss. 456 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:18,946 I'm sorry. 457 00:34:22,101 --> 00:34:23,830 No autographs. 458 00:34:24,173 --> 00:34:25,643 - Sit down. - Sorry. 459 00:34:25,906 --> 00:34:28,427 What are you saying "sorry" for? 460 00:34:33,536 --> 00:34:35,243 I'll be back in a minute. 461 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,619 Please bring me a lemon right away. 462 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,234 - Was this your table? - No, no. Keep sitting. 463 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,603 Edgar. 464 00:34:51,766 --> 00:34:53,851 - Sergey Dobrolyubov. - Yes, I know. 465 00:34:54,130 --> 00:34:55,578 We watch you. 466 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,583 - You are pregnant, right? - Right. 467 00:34:59,340 --> 00:35:01,346 You see, my boyfriend and I... 468 00:35:09,881 --> 00:35:13,734 My boyfriend and I have been trying for 8 years now, but it's not working. 469 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:17,483 We tried everything. Maybe we're doing something wrong? 470 00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,523 Call your boyfriend over. 471 00:35:30,848 --> 00:35:34,175 So, listen up, guys. You must do it wearing felt boots. 472 00:35:35,577 --> 00:35:36,971 Felt boots? 473 00:35:37,414 --> 00:35:40,490 Yes, wearing felt boots. It's the sure thing. 474 00:35:41,382 --> 00:35:42,731 Write it down. 475 00:35:44,841 --> 00:35:47,110 - Is that it? - No. 476 00:35:47,586 --> 00:35:49,931 Everything around must be in yellow. 477 00:35:51,778 --> 00:35:53,291 With green polka dots. 478 00:35:53,487 --> 00:35:57,676 - Polka dots? - Yes, green polka dots, everything yellow and felt boots. 479 00:35:57,821 --> 00:36:05,425 But... no, actually yellow felt boots with green polka dots. 480 00:36:08,528 --> 00:36:09,707 Edgar. 481 00:36:12,127 --> 00:36:13,547 Is everything OK? 482 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,139 Let's get out of here. It's dangerous. 483 00:36:16,334 --> 00:36:19,000 You know, Sergey Dobrolyubov has a very busy schedule today. 484 00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:21,074 - Not a single minute to spare. - Same for us. 485 00:36:21,106 --> 00:36:22,283 Goodbye. 486 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:24,967 Pay the bill, OK? 487 00:36:26,321 --> 00:36:28,839 Easy, easy! Back off, back off! 488 00:36:39,799 --> 00:36:44,120 Thanks to Sergey we have been given a second chance. This is something incredible. 489 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:48,330 He... he... he is so groovy. 490 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:52,811 What's wrong? 491 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:55,407 Look at this fab chick. 492 00:37:02,123 --> 00:37:06,251 Dirty thoughts follow me. 493 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:10,475 Leaves crinkle like an evil slander. 494 00:37:10,763 --> 00:37:14,603 In order to not dirty my soul, 495 00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:20,171 I will wash my soul and rinse it. 496 00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:26,891 He moved! 497 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:29,675 Mine is moving too. 498 00:37:33,131 --> 00:37:36,514 The baby is moving. 499 00:38:01,198 --> 00:38:03,941 Put that down. Take away the pictures. 500 00:38:04,464 --> 00:38:07,450 - Take all the magazines. - You wouldn't have anything sweet? 501 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,831 Am I a snack bar? 502 00:38:09,808 --> 00:38:12,152 OK, then I should not ask for a pickle. 503 00:38:14,522 --> 00:38:16,331 I spent 2 hours in the bathroom today. 504 00:38:16,509 --> 00:38:18,143 Good to know. 505 00:38:18,752 --> 00:38:20,977 Jora and I went to a strip bar. 506 00:38:22,102 --> 00:38:23,932 And he moved there for the first time. 507 00:38:24,024 --> 00:38:27,086 Do you even understand that I had to close down my exhibition? 508 00:38:27,241 --> 00:38:30,699 That no one needs me anymore! Do you understand that? 509 00:38:44,401 --> 00:38:45,742 I need you. 510 00:38:47,296 --> 00:38:48,653 We need you. 511 00:38:51,947 --> 00:38:53,155 Kiss him. 512 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,523 Forgive me. I'm sorry. Sorry. 513 00:39:00,141 --> 00:39:01,339 Sorry. 514 00:39:03,303 --> 00:39:06,230 I just need you to be beside me. 515 00:39:14,866 --> 00:39:16,043 Let's go. 516 00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:17,429 Where? 517 00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:30,059 - It's cold. - You don't come in very often. 518 00:40:30,347 --> 00:40:32,747 - Three times a week. - Yes, we come often, Doctor. 519 00:40:32,815 --> 00:40:37,569 - That's too little. At this stage of pregnancy. - Actually, it's a bit too expensive. 520 00:40:37,988 --> 00:40:40,534 Know how much this equipment costs? And the rent? 521 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,826 And you must sign up for photofluorography. 522 00:40:46,138 --> 00:40:49,226 Doctor, why do we need photofluorography? Why? 523 00:40:49,421 --> 00:40:52,378 - Who is the doctor here, me or you? - No, no. 524 00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,878 How is the head placed? 525 00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:59,908 Why are you stressing me out? Look at your boy yourself. 526 00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:01,643 - A boy? - A boy! 527 00:41:02,904 --> 00:41:06,362 - But what is that? - That is our baby. 528 00:41:06,587 --> 00:41:08,459 That monkey is our baby? 529 00:41:09,703 --> 00:41:13,643 - Look, he looks just like you! - I haven't looked at myself in the mirror in a long time. 530 00:41:13,835 --> 00:41:18,747 - Your eyes, your nose. Look! - Cute nose, cute eyes. 531 00:41:19,287 --> 00:41:21,423 And... the m-m-m... is yours too. 532 00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:24,843 Just like mine. 533 00:41:25,688 --> 00:41:28,043 How are you going to call your child? 534 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:30,237 Arseniy. 535 00:41:31,811 --> 00:41:34,684 Call him Joseph. 536 00:41:39,939 --> 00:41:44,034 That was the name of my great grandfather, grandfather, and father. 537 00:41:48,011 --> 00:41:49,258 It tickles. 538 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:51,835 - You need to shave it. - Shave? 539 00:41:52,575 --> 00:41:55,307 Yes, sign up for epilation with Shura at the front desk. 540 00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:56,979 How much will it cost? 541 00:41:58,816 --> 00:42:00,444 Tell us, is it a boy or a girl? 542 00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:04,244 There's a real man inside the real man. 543 00:42:06,870 --> 00:42:10,955 - How will you give birth? Will you have a C-section? - Is there any other way? 544 00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,451 Or would you like to become my gynecologist? 545 00:42:14,046 --> 00:42:18,956 Sergey, there are rumors that a dinner with you costs $5,000 dollars. 546 00:42:19,157 --> 00:42:21,515 Yes, that's true. My wife owes me $50,000. 547 00:42:30,785 --> 00:42:33,782 Today Sergey Dobrolyubov was invited to Kremlin. 548 00:42:33,976 --> 00:42:36,806 He met the President in an informal setting. 549 00:42:50,506 --> 00:42:53,536 It is a great honor for me to meet with you today. 550 00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:57,950 - By the way, what's the term? - A little bit less than yours. 551 00:43:00,734 --> 00:43:06,095 Mister President, I... you... we... and... 552 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:10,363 There's so much I wanted to say to you, but I forgot everything! 553 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,259 Then maybe a picture for memory? 554 00:43:16,907 --> 00:43:19,211 I'll post this in my blog tomorrow. 555 00:43:25,524 --> 00:43:28,566 Sergey, please come in. These are our women in labor. 556 00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:31,787 How are you, my girl? 557 00:43:32,099 --> 00:43:35,705 Oh, it's hard. I'm in such pain. Can't stand or sit. 558 00:43:36,107 --> 00:43:38,272 - And my back is aching. - Yes, yes, yes. 559 00:43:38,543 --> 00:43:40,331 How well I understand you. 560 00:43:40,715 --> 00:43:42,505 Sergey, please, come this way. 561 00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:44,095 This girl has it really tough... 562 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,474 her husband just left her, she needs your help. 563 00:43:46,484 --> 00:43:48,178 How are you, my baby doll? 564 00:43:50,864 --> 00:43:53,963 Everything will be OK. 565 00:43:54,251 --> 00:43:56,651 Say "no" to make-up. 566 00:43:56,999 --> 00:44:01,582 We can bear this. We can bear everything. Because we bring new life into this world! 567 00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:05,003 And, most important, remember this, girls - we are together! 568 00:44:05,195 --> 00:44:10,571 I'm with you! And you are with Sergey Dobrolyubov! 569 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:29,274 Careful... careful. 570 00:44:31,178 --> 00:44:34,505 - I'm sick and tired of this man. - Move your legs! 571 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:38,524 This man, by the way, is your son! 572 00:44:39,550 --> 00:44:40,777 Although... 573 00:44:42,188 --> 00:44:45,353 Yes, Diana. Wait a second, I'll give him the phone. 574 00:44:45,635 --> 00:44:47,434 Yes, he's here. Yes. 575 00:44:47,613 --> 00:44:52,470 - ... peed on him and thank God he was out... - Sergey, sorry, your wife is calling. 576 00:44:54,064 --> 00:44:55,883 Tell her I'll call back later. 577 00:44:59,232 --> 00:45:00,491 Later, later. 578 00:45:00,996 --> 00:45:04,139 So I wake up and I am really craving cherries. 579 00:45:04,331 --> 00:45:09,405 The really sweet juicy cherries like the ones from Tashkent. 580 00:45:11,516 --> 00:45:16,302 And I say to Diana, "Go buy me some cherries. " And she replies, "Where do I get it?" 581 00:45:16,455 --> 00:45:19,396 I tell her, "I don't care where you get it!" 582 00:45:19,559 --> 00:45:23,285 "Please, bring me cherries. I want cherries from Tashkent. " 583 00:45:25,835 --> 00:45:27,549 But she doesn't understand me. 584 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:36,569 Baby, we need your help. 585 00:45:38,492 --> 00:45:41,099 Yellow with green polka dots. Felt boots. 586 00:45:41,195 --> 00:45:42,539 Beautiful music. 587 00:45:43,499 --> 00:45:46,469 Everything was like you told us. What? What are we doing wrong? 588 00:45:49,882 --> 00:45:51,551 Oh, I forgot, guys. 589 00:45:52,433 --> 00:45:54,051 You need a helmet. 590 00:45:54,614 --> 00:45:56,363 A space helmet. 591 00:45:56,459 --> 00:45:57,611 Yes. 592 00:45:58,012 --> 00:45:59,531 And a guitar. 593 00:45:59,983 --> 00:46:02,219 - But I don't know how... - Under the bed. 594 00:46:02,598 --> 00:46:03,755 Me? 595 00:46:03,878 --> 00:46:05,483 - And I'm already... - The helmet. 596 00:46:05,568 --> 00:46:07,115 Only the helmet. 597 00:46:13,594 --> 00:46:16,946 It's the sure thing, guys. 598 00:46:19,883 --> 00:46:21,243 Guys? 599 00:46:25,731 --> 00:46:28,231 Hello, Lyosha dear. Bunny ears, I need a helmet. 600 00:46:28,891 --> 00:46:31,445 Yes, the kind that astronauts wear in space. 601 00:46:31,768 --> 00:46:34,251 We will definitely get pregnant. 602 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,002 Thank you, Sergey Dobrolyubov. 603 00:46:37,399 --> 00:46:39,323 At first he didn't agree at all. 604 00:46:39,357 --> 00:46:41,966 He thought that lawyers cannot offer genius ideas. 605 00:46:42,857 --> 00:46:45,025 I am not feeling so well since morning. 606 00:46:45,322 --> 00:46:46,680 Toxicosis. 607 00:46:47,129 --> 00:46:50,442 - You thought it was that easy? - Oh, mom. 608 00:46:51,132 --> 00:46:55,990 - So much good food. - There's nothing better than home cooking. 609 00:46:57,227 --> 00:46:58,379 Thank you. 610 00:46:59,159 --> 00:47:01,038 What do you have to do with it? 611 00:47:01,223 --> 00:47:05,616 What a pleasant surprise! In a restaurant we run into Sergey Dobrolyubov. 612 00:47:05,777 --> 00:47:08,742 With his family and friends. Hello. 613 00:47:08,973 --> 00:47:14,457 Hello, every single minute under all circumstances I am always thinking about my child, 614 00:47:14,663 --> 00:47:18,155 and, of course, about you, my dear viewers. 615 00:47:18,347 --> 00:47:21,964 Today is my holiday. Today I am surrounded by family and friends. 616 00:47:21,995 --> 00:47:23,955 Today my mom and dad are with me. 617 00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:27,193 - Dad... - Give a reaction. Say something. 618 00:47:27,611 --> 00:47:29,579 Say something, why are you frozen stiff. 619 00:47:30,136 --> 00:47:32,020 - What about... - Sit down! 620 00:47:33,232 --> 00:47:34,571 I will say! 621 00:47:36,177 --> 00:47:41,872 Sonny boy... during Soviet days we also had all sorts of... 622 00:47:42,273 --> 00:47:46,571 Brezhnevs, Chernenkos... and... well, forget it. 623 00:47:47,147 --> 00:47:55,538 Now times have changed. Now you have... well, all those... homosexuals and lesbians... 624 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:59,106 ... and other stylists. Why speak more? 625 00:48:00,587 --> 00:48:01,739 Sonny. 626 00:48:03,712 --> 00:48:05,622 God bless your childbirth! 627 00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:07,979 Thanks, dad. 628 00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:11,642 - Thanks, dad. - Let's drink, let's drink. 629 00:48:12,351 --> 00:48:15,463 - My brother Peter. - Peter Vladimirovich Dobrolyubov. 630 00:48:16,012 --> 00:48:17,483 My friend Jora. 631 00:48:17,674 --> 00:48:21,538 I work as a lawyer. My phone number is 765-90-90. 632 00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,214 My wife Diana. 633 00:48:24,215 --> 00:48:29,099 Diana works at... she does photo exhibitions. Creates photo galleries. 634 00:48:29,387 --> 00:48:32,651 Right now she is a housewife. Diana, tell us about yourself. 635 00:48:33,977 --> 00:48:37,490 Can I just eat? Can I just eat in peace? 636 00:48:39,454 --> 00:48:40,619 Hey, guys. 637 00:48:42,059 --> 00:48:45,402 I remind you that I work as a lawyer, and I don't want... 638 00:48:45,775 --> 00:48:49,167 either you or us to have any problems. 639 00:48:50,477 --> 00:48:52,178 So hand over the tape. 640 00:48:52,385 --> 00:48:54,127 - Give me the tape! - Let them have it! 641 00:48:54,203 --> 00:48:56,041 - We need to remove the tape. - Leave it be. 642 00:48:56,171 --> 00:48:58,308 Jora, leave it, this is none of your business! 643 00:48:58,461 --> 00:49:01,217 Why are you ruining everything? Let them have it! 644 00:49:03,659 --> 00:49:05,548 Let's go. 645 00:49:06,226 --> 00:49:08,338 I wasn't able to meditate today. 646 00:49:08,874 --> 00:49:11,339 - What are you... - So much negative energy! 647 00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:13,847 - Is in the air! - Dad! 648 00:49:24,674 --> 00:49:25,931 I'll also get going. 649 00:50:22,554 --> 00:50:28,619 You know, sometimes love loses the battle. The battle against fear, fame, money. 650 00:50:28,867 --> 00:50:32,199 I think he is so worried because he doesn't fully know, 651 00:50:32,358 --> 00:50:34,503 if he will have a boy or a girl. 652 00:50:35,076 --> 00:50:38,692 But Polina and I know for certain that we will have a boy. 653 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,531 Artyom. 654 00:50:44,580 --> 00:50:47,147 - I like the name Artyom Georgievich. - Jora! 655 00:50:47,435 --> 00:50:48,971 It's a good name. 656 00:50:50,469 --> 00:50:56,466 You know, it's just fear before childbirth. We, girls, have all gone through it. 657 00:50:57,026 --> 00:51:00,617 It seems that this time love has lost. 658 00:51:03,398 --> 00:51:06,550 Please call 765-90-90. I'm coming! 659 00:51:12,498 --> 00:51:15,477 The name of Sergey Dobrolyubov resounds all over the world. 660 00:51:15,712 --> 00:51:20,481 On every street, in every home, in every family, in every newspaper. 661 00:51:34,102 --> 00:51:37,314 ... they don't like constrained movements. 662 00:51:37,529 --> 00:51:43,036 But you cover him with the left half, cover with the right half on top. 663 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:49,264 And only then he feels calm and can fall asleep soundly. 664 00:51:52,581 --> 00:51:54,043 How dare they! 665 00:51:55,136 --> 00:51:57,524 What happened? 666 00:51:58,867 --> 00:52:01,815 We are being sued by the directors of another TV channel. 667 00:52:01,955 --> 00:52:03,919 They think that our show is a fake! 668 00:52:04,023 --> 00:52:06,146 - Fake? - I will destroy them! 669 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,787 Me? A fake? 670 00:52:12,022 --> 00:52:13,451 Why do they need this? 671 00:52:13,772 --> 00:52:16,304 Our ratings are through the roof! We're already ahead of "Channel 1. " 672 00:52:16,358 --> 00:52:19,111 So, naturally, all the advertisers come to us and not to them. 673 00:52:19,753 --> 00:52:25,282 - We must defend ourselves. - Well... I do have a couple criminal Georgians... 674 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:29,340 No, no. Now we need a good lawyer. 675 00:52:31,926 --> 00:52:33,323 Jora, find him. 676 00:52:38,131 --> 00:52:39,467 Yes, find him! 677 00:52:40,972 --> 00:52:45,803 On this incredibly cold September morning we are at the courtroom, 678 00:52:45,995 --> 00:52:48,491 where Sergey Dobrolyubov is being accused of fraud. 679 00:52:50,784 --> 00:52:53,387 Jora, where is the defense lawyer? 680 00:52:58,545 --> 00:52:59,825 Oh, Jora... 681 00:53:01,974 --> 00:53:05,250 Let's imagine that you're actually pregnant. 682 00:53:07,731 --> 00:53:09,323 Then where is the proof? 683 00:53:09,448 --> 00:53:12,491 Then why did you not allow journalists to be present at ultra-sound exam? 684 00:53:14,123 --> 00:53:16,139 That's between only me and my family. 685 00:53:16,323 --> 00:53:18,155 Ultra-sound exam is private. 686 00:53:18,601 --> 00:53:22,197 Then why did you tell the whole world about your private matter? 687 00:53:23,613 --> 00:53:27,059 Why is your pregnancy a public matter? 688 00:53:27,105 --> 00:53:29,272 But the proof of that pregnancy is private? 689 00:53:29,327 --> 00:53:30,558 Objection! 690 00:53:32,644 --> 00:53:39,827 I want every person in the world to know that when you really strongly believe in something 691 00:53:40,523 --> 00:53:42,342 then it will definitely come true. 692 00:53:43,578 --> 00:53:48,081 And I am sharing my secret, my happiness with the whole world. 693 00:53:49,068 --> 00:53:55,499 My show has given a new beginning, a new hope to those families... 694 00:53:55,787 --> 00:53:57,452 who cannot have children. 695 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:59,147 People need me. 696 00:53:59,729 --> 00:54:03,466 - Yes, they write me about that. - How touching. 697 00:54:03,589 --> 00:54:05,799 - I didn't make it up. - But at what cost? 698 00:54:06,653 --> 00:54:11,580 The cost of deception and false testimony? The cost of millions of dollars in your account. 699 00:54:13,529 --> 00:54:17,932 This folder contains all the information on personal accounts of Sergey Dobrolyubov. 700 00:54:18,805 --> 00:54:21,419 All money transfers from ad agencies and TV channel. 701 00:54:21,697 --> 00:54:24,214 - I object! - Remove him from the courtroom. 702 00:54:25,931 --> 00:54:27,659 Sergey, I object! 703 00:54:28,043 --> 00:54:31,332 Ladies and gentleman, the person who claims to be an innocent mother... 704 00:54:31,650 --> 00:54:35,466 - is actually a fraudster from the world of show business. - What? 705 00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:38,272 How dare you... Jora, tell them! 706 00:54:38,868 --> 00:54:41,002 I object! 707 00:54:41,788 --> 00:54:44,564 - Guilt has not been proven! - Is that all? 708 00:54:45,181 --> 00:54:46,333 Yes. 709 00:54:46,998 --> 00:54:48,901 That's only a matter of time. 710 00:55:01,746 --> 00:55:04,090 Easy, easy, easy. 711 00:55:04,870 --> 00:55:08,954 What's happening? You see? You see what's going on? 712 00:55:09,176 --> 00:55:13,422 And these people have the impudence to call Sergey a liar! 713 00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,043 How can you blame a man... 714 00:55:16,331 --> 00:55:20,716 for earning money to feed his future child! 715 00:55:21,097 --> 00:55:23,008 Put away the microphones! 716 00:55:29,317 --> 00:55:32,456 It's time to stop, Sergey. Enough of these games. 717 00:55:32,605 --> 00:55:35,428 This is not games! You understand? 718 00:55:39,736 --> 00:55:46,660 I am a successful lawyer, so when Sergey called my number 765-90-90, 719 00:55:46,902 --> 00:55:49,494 I told him, "I am your savior in court. " 720 00:55:49,735 --> 00:55:54,249 Your honor, we don't need to prove anything. 721 00:55:54,377 --> 00:55:58,087 Because Sergey Dobrolyubov is proof in and of itself. 722 00:55:58,375 --> 00:55:59,531 Come. 723 00:56:13,924 --> 00:56:15,176 Your honor. 724 00:56:15,521 --> 00:56:16,951 I object, your honor! 725 00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,794 One out of every two beer lovers has such a tummy. 726 00:56:21,232 --> 00:56:23,771 Alcoholism doesn't help your defendant's case. 727 00:56:24,234 --> 00:56:28,939 What beer?! I haven't had a drop of alcohol in the last 7 months! 728 00:56:29,494 --> 00:56:32,308 - What is she talking about? - He does not drink! 729 00:56:32,472 --> 00:56:33,892 Order in court! 730 00:56:34,398 --> 00:56:38,701 You have convinced men that they no longer need to perform their marital duty! 731 00:56:38,851 --> 00:56:42,443 Thanks to Sergey Dobrolyubov they can now give birth on their own! 732 00:56:43,197 --> 00:56:47,096 Your show is hindering natural procreation! 733 00:56:47,637 --> 00:56:50,503 Wow, babe! Where do you buy? Who's your dealer? 734 00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:57,626 Tell me, Safronov, how did you find out that Sergey Dobrolyubov is expecting a child? 735 00:56:58,245 --> 00:57:01,571 Jora called me up and said that Sergey is pregnant. 736 00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:05,682 I asked our editor to add that to the news list. 737 00:57:05,945 --> 00:57:11,541 So we announced this in a live broadcast! Then the news spread! We're cool, ha? 738 00:57:12,108 --> 00:57:17,129 So without a preliminary information check you broadcast this to the whole country? 739 00:57:17,932 --> 00:57:22,491 Yes, motherfucker, if a dude is pregnant, then he is pregnant! What's there to check! 740 00:57:22,937 --> 00:57:26,072 - Prosecution has no more questions. - Yeah right! As if you could have any! 741 00:57:29,518 --> 00:57:33,178 Tell us, how did Sergey start being treated by you? 742 00:57:34,197 --> 00:57:39,970 You see, just recently I opened my own practice. 743 00:57:40,021 --> 00:57:41,003 OK. 744 00:57:41,171 --> 00:57:48,681 And Sergey was one of my first clients, other doctors refused him, and I really needed to pay... 745 00:57:51,342 --> 00:57:57,303 Actually, I really wanted... to take on this very challenging case. 746 00:57:57,492 --> 00:58:00,109 So you believed Sergey right away? 747 00:58:00,315 --> 00:58:04,811 Well... Men usually don't give birth. 748 00:58:05,675 --> 00:58:10,091 But a physical and an ultra-sound exam confirmed the pregnancy. 749 00:58:10,543 --> 00:58:15,319 - Inside Sergey Dobrolyubov there is a baby! - Wonderful. 750 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:19,499 Your honor, in this folder there are ultra-sound images... 751 00:58:19,787 --> 00:58:24,891 that show that Sergey Dobrolyubov is indeed a future birth-giving parent. 752 00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:33,967 And this folder contains opinions of leading experts in gynecology on this matter. 753 00:58:34,245 --> 00:58:40,810 And information on Doctor Tihonov's practice showing that Dobrolyubov is not among the first patients, 754 00:58:41,699 --> 00:58:44,939 but is the first and so far the only patient of this doctor. 755 00:58:47,192 --> 00:58:51,370 Fedor Bondarchuk is offering you the lead role in his new movie. 756 00:58:51,608 --> 00:58:57,503 - Bondarchuk? But... isn't he an actor? - Yes. But he directed the movie "Inhabited Island. " 757 00:58:57,507 --> 00:59:01,044 - Ah, I saw that movie. - Both parts 1 and 2? 758 00:59:01,482 --> 00:59:03,467 - There was a part 2? - Of course. 759 00:59:05,377 --> 00:59:09,888 - Can I read the script? - The script doesn't matter. 760 00:59:09,912 --> 00:59:11,692 We need you. 761 00:59:12,631 --> 00:59:15,190 - Bathroom? - Do you need men's or women's? 762 00:59:15,381 --> 00:59:18,992 Come work for us. You are a perfect match for our TV channel. 763 00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:22,184 More than that our TV channel perfected you. 764 00:59:22,894 --> 00:59:28,303 People believed you because we had the dead man who came to life, the 300 kilogram man, 765 00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:31,887 the woman with 2 heads and the boy with dog ears. 766 00:59:32,038 --> 00:59:33,711 No, no. I'm the real deal. 767 00:59:34,379 --> 00:59:37,594 I've gotten used to the place, where I work. 768 00:59:38,429 --> 00:59:42,347 - You had a chance. - You did too. 769 00:59:42,731 --> 00:59:43,979 Sergey! 770 00:59:46,307 --> 00:59:48,809 Listen, Angelina Jolie is calling you. 771 00:59:50,412 --> 00:59:53,805 Angelina Jolie! She wants to talk to you personally! 772 00:59:54,607 --> 00:59:57,762 Are you going to tell me that she wants to adopt my son? 773 00:59:58,443 --> 01:00:00,692 I don't know, she's speaking in English. Please! 774 01:00:00,857 --> 01:00:02,219 - Jora! - It's Angelina Jolie... 775 01:00:02,227 --> 01:00:05,420 Get busy! Go get some work done! 776 01:00:07,883 --> 01:00:08,939 Let me. 777 01:00:08,946 --> 01:00:11,307 - What? - Let me talk to her. 778 01:00:13,516 --> 01:00:15,563 "Hello, it's Sergey Dobrolyubov"... 779 01:00:19,090 --> 01:00:23,482 Good evening, dear friends. You are listening to "Russian Radio, " 780 01:00:23,655 --> 01:00:31,351 this is your hosts Alisa and Roman and... yes, today we have a very interesting guest. 781 01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:35,935 Our listeners know him as a living legend. A person who is mom and dad at the same time. 782 01:00:36,205 --> 01:00:39,628 - A real man. Sergey Dobrolyubov. - Hello! 783 01:00:40,789 --> 01:00:44,374 Listeners of radio... "Russian Radio. " 784 01:00:45,234 --> 01:00:48,234 - Sergey, may I touch your tummy? - May I touch yours too? 785 01:00:48,406 --> 01:00:54,257 Sergey, you have become famous, popular. Has that changed your life? 786 01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:59,452 Maybe you bought something for yourself? Maybe you bought a country house? A huge one, like yourself. 787 01:00:59,866 --> 01:01:03,171 No, no. I live same place. End of Yaroslavka, near MKAD... 788 01:01:03,351 --> 01:01:08,079 Really? Then that means we are neighbors. I also live there. In building 16. 789 01:01:08,252 --> 01:01:10,548 Sergey, tell us, please, who do you live with? 790 01:01:10,712 --> 01:01:12,107 I live alone. 791 01:01:12,683 --> 01:01:14,323 I live with my wife. 792 01:01:14,326 --> 01:01:20,747 How timely! Sergey Dobrolyubov's wife Diana joins us via a phone line. 793 01:01:20,897 --> 01:01:22,739 - Hello, Diana. - Yes, I'm here. 794 01:01:22,901 --> 01:01:27,755 Sergey, tell Diana and all of our listeners... 795 01:01:28,331 --> 01:01:31,403 are you planning to tell your child that you gave birth to him? 796 01:01:31,979 --> 01:01:36,645 Of course. If I don't tell him about it, then you will. 797 01:01:37,346 --> 01:01:42,491 Sergey, how did it come about that it was not your wife who got pregnant, but you? 798 01:01:42,948 --> 01:01:47,701 Honestly, I don't know. It's just that I wanted it more than she did. 799 01:01:55,657 --> 01:01:58,326 Let's see what Diana thinks about this herself. 800 01:01:58,662 --> 01:02:00,011 Yes, Diana, hello... 801 01:02:01,645 --> 01:02:06,471 Silence. It happens. Let's thank our wonderful guest one more time... 802 01:02:06,911 --> 01:02:11,370 for a very interesting and, I would say, complete interview. 803 01:02:11,709 --> 01:02:16,170 Irina Allegrova is coming up. Right now it's Grigori Leps on "Russian Radio. " 804 01:02:16,457 --> 01:02:18,011 Don't go anywhere. 805 01:02:21,456 --> 01:02:22,643 Diana! 806 01:02:34,427 --> 01:02:35,627 Diana! 807 01:02:47,940 --> 01:02:50,027 - The number is temporarily unavailable. - Damn. 808 01:03:04,817 --> 01:03:09,034 - So, did your wife leave you? - Why does he even need her? She's busy with her exhibitions. 809 01:03:09,337 --> 01:03:12,941 - But she loves him. - Popularity is better than family. 810 01:03:13,225 --> 01:03:16,639 That's right. Why does a star even need a wife? Everyone loves him already. 811 01:03:17,659 --> 01:03:21,030 Most important thing is to win the court case. The parents will help with the baby. 812 01:03:21,594 --> 01:03:28,084 Wait, stop! Who needs a single father? Money, fame, fans, but also loneliness! 813 01:03:28,224 --> 01:03:30,866 - You come home and you are alone. - No, let him decide. 814 01:03:30,949 --> 01:03:34,086 Are you going to play the good daddy at home or are you gonna be a star? 815 01:03:34,201 --> 01:03:37,470 - She loved you. - Yes, old man. Do something. 816 01:03:37,863 --> 01:03:40,139 Are you a star or just a doormat? 817 01:03:49,527 --> 01:03:55,456 Your Honor, I hold that the absence of Sergey Dobrolyubov today, here and now... 818 01:03:55,784 --> 01:03:58,993 is yet another proof of his guilt. 819 01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:02,123 He must have simply run away. 820 01:04:03,641 --> 01:04:07,704 And I insist that everything be done to arrest and punish him. 821 01:04:11,052 --> 01:04:16,912 Gentlemen, may I have your attention. Please, look at me carefully. 822 01:04:17,664 --> 01:04:19,583 Look at my stomach. 823 01:04:21,078 --> 01:04:26,880 Now look into my eyes. Do I look like a man, who has a baby inside him? 824 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,585 That's right, I don't. 825 01:04:30,858 --> 01:04:32,625 These eyes are empty. 826 01:04:32,922 --> 01:04:36,235 These eyes don't have love and care, like those of Sergey Dobrolyubov. 827 01:04:36,313 --> 01:04:41,025 - Because Sergey Dobrolyubov is a mother, motherfucker! - Stop this foul language in court, motherfucker! 828 01:04:43,653 --> 01:04:47,616 Council, where is the defendant? 829 01:04:48,632 --> 01:04:53,662 Your Honor, I am his defense lawyer, I will represent his interests. 830 01:04:56,002 --> 01:05:01,146 Ladies and gentlemen, Sergey Dobrolyubov is the newest breakthrough in the history of man kind. 831 01:05:01,575 --> 01:05:04,104 It's a new chance for childless families. 832 01:05:04,282 --> 01:05:06,251 Show me at least one video... 833 01:05:06,443 --> 01:05:11,187 where the defendant tells men to give birth themselves leaving behind their wives! 834 01:05:11,587 --> 01:05:18,059 Yes, of course, you can put Sergey Dobrolyubov behind bars just because he is different from everyone else. 835 01:05:18,391 --> 01:05:21,050 Just because he dared to tell the whole world about it. 836 01:05:21,419 --> 01:05:25,632 And the whole world liked his uniqueness. Ladies and gentlemen, 837 01:05:25,731 --> 01:05:33,596 Sergey Dobrolyubov is a wonderful and loving husband, and that is a direct evidence of his innocence. 838 01:05:34,595 --> 01:05:36,526 - Bravo! - Bravo! 839 01:05:45,131 --> 01:05:47,389 It's for you. A tape from Sergey Dobrolyubov. 840 01:05:47,639 --> 01:05:49,891 See! There's even a tape. 841 01:06:05,746 --> 01:06:07,573 Hello to everyone, who is listening. 842 01:06:08,363 --> 01:06:12,712 I want to ask for forgiveness from my family and friends. 843 01:06:13,519 --> 01:06:17,688 Diana, forgive me. Jora, forgive me. 844 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:20,134 You are a good friend. 845 01:06:22,134 --> 01:06:26,698 Forgive me those of you, for whom I have become important. 846 01:06:29,395 --> 01:06:31,883 I am ashamed to admit it, but... 847 01:06:34,133 --> 01:06:36,048 I am not pregnant. 848 01:06:37,413 --> 01:06:39,275 I have lied to you. 849 01:06:39,563 --> 01:06:40,761 Forgive me. 850 01:06:42,930 --> 01:06:47,094 The court finds Sergey Dobrolyubov guilty 851 01:06:47,497 --> 01:06:53,960 of violating Article 159 of Russian Federation Criminal Procedure Code. 852 01:06:54,404 --> 01:06:57,194 "Fraud committed through use of official business position. " 853 01:06:57,770 --> 01:07:01,724 And, taking into account the defendant's sincere confession, 854 01:07:02,104 --> 01:07:06,804 he is sentenced to a fine of 1,000,000 rubles. 855 01:07:16,246 --> 01:07:21,826 Sergey Dobrolyubov has made a shocking announcement. Turns out that his show was simply a fraud. 856 01:07:22,044 --> 01:07:24,849 And Dobrolyubov was never pregnant. 857 01:07:35,154 --> 01:07:40,588 Sergey, dear... please call me back. I don't understand what is going on. 858 01:07:40,659 --> 01:07:44,287 What's going on? You raised a liar! 859 01:07:44,841 --> 01:07:47,093 Of course, this is not a nice situation. 860 01:07:49,297 --> 01:07:53,071 But we will continue trying. Every day. It must work! 861 01:07:53,301 --> 01:07:54,453 Let's go. 862 01:07:59,279 --> 01:08:02,142 This was my best case. 863 01:08:03,073 --> 01:08:05,867 It's a pity that Sergey did not see it. 864 01:08:08,995 --> 01:08:11,483 Well, you already know the phone number. 865 01:08:54,883 --> 01:08:56,843 I quit the show. 866 01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:02,571 I know already. I... 867 01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:25,487 Come on, my dear, breathe. Breathe, sweetheart! 868 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,563 Doctor, where are you taking me? 869 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:31,123 He is trying to come out of me! 870 01:09:32,621 --> 01:09:34,519 But there is no way out! 871 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:39,644 - What? - You? 872 01:09:39,777 --> 01:09:43,857 - What are you doing here? - Doctor Tihonov, what are you doing here? 873 01:09:44,073 --> 01:09:46,893 Since private practice did not work out, now I am the obstetrician on duty. 874 01:09:46,961 --> 01:09:49,443 Why are you then standing here not doing anything? 875 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:54,271 - Where are you going? - It's my first day here! Where's the sink, latex gloves? 876 01:09:54,419 --> 01:09:57,323 - It's all over there! - Forgive me, for Christ's sake! 877 01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:22,667 Clamp. 878 01:10:23,673 --> 01:10:24,970 Scalpel. 879 01:10:28,877 --> 01:10:30,347 God help me. 880 01:10:38,911 --> 01:10:42,469 And finally I decided that love is more important. 881 01:10:43,754 --> 01:10:46,270 That one should live for his family. 882 01:10:48,251 --> 01:10:51,769 But right now one thing worries me the most. 883 01:10:52,158 --> 01:10:56,618 - What? - Will I be able to get my flat tummy back. 884 01:10:59,549 --> 01:11:01,974 Girls, get up. 885 01:11:02,462 --> 01:11:05,835 Clear the area. Go. Go. 886 01:11:06,965 --> 01:11:08,171 Diana. 887 01:11:10,738 --> 01:11:12,226 Let me. 888 01:11:16,266 --> 01:11:17,867 Go to mom. 889 01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:19,787 I'm the daddy. 890 01:11:20,097 --> 01:11:24,779 I am the only dad in the world who knows with certainty that the child is his. 891 01:11:28,669 --> 01:11:30,347 What will you call him? 892 01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000 [THREE YEARS LATER. At exhibition of Diana Dobrolyubova.] 893 01:12:42,394 --> 01:12:44,998 A pregnant man. That's a good idea for a music video. 894 01:12:57,197 --> 01:12:59,047 Sergey. 895 01:12:59,944 --> 01:13:03,499 Tell your savage to not hurt my girls. 896 01:13:03,556 --> 01:13:05,937 - Ease up, Jora. - Listen, I'm not joking. 897 01:13:06,827 --> 01:13:08,555 Are you sure they are yours? 898 01:13:08,708 --> 01:13:11,568 - Whose else? - Look how blonde they are. 899 01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:17,569 - Hi, Sergey. - Let's go, we need to talk. 900 01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:19,351 Let's go. Let's go. 901 01:13:58,866 --> 01:14:00,929 - Josie, let the man go. - Look what I've got in my bag! 902 01:14:01,046 --> 01:14:04,481 - Look what mommy has! - Mommy has a candy. 903 01:14:04,993 --> 01:14:08,008 He's a quiet child. It's only today... 904 01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:12,396 Josie, stop that. Josie, stop. 905 01:14:13,293 --> 01:14:14,699 Baby, please? 906 01:14:15,897 --> 01:14:18,366 Come here, let's play. Let's play tiger. 907 01:14:24,971 --> 01:14:26,699 We have a very good family. 908 01:14:26,729 --> 01:14:31,750 - We want more children. - Yes, we do. 909 01:14:44,997 --> 01:14:48,732 I want twins. I want twins. I want twins. 910 01:15:16,139 --> 01:15:18,628 Cut! 911 01:15:19,078 --> 01:15:20,651 Lunch break. 912 01:15:21,337 --> 01:15:24,009 I can't work in these conditions! 913 01:15:34,939 --> 01:15:39,116 Finally it happened! Today Sonya the Chicken laid one egg! 914 01:15:39,614 --> 01:15:43,111 An entire egg! It's not just an egg, it's the egg of victory. 915 01:15:43,170 --> 01:15:46,817 For 9 months Russia's national football team did not know what happiness is. 916 01:15:47,008 --> 01:15:49,811 And we, friends, forgot what victory means. 917 01:15:51,208 --> 01:15:57,189 But now... Good job Sonya! Pasha, good job! Nastya, Indar... 918 01:15:57,935 --> 01:15:59,963 My dear darlings! 919 01:16:00,073 --> 01:16:03,305 Sergey Dobrolyubov changed my life big time. 920 01:16:04,604 --> 01:16:11,188 He... he inspired me. I quit my job... and my life changed big time. 921 01:16:11,819 --> 01:16:14,937 I discovered I have an extraordinary talent to be a dancer! 922 01:16:24,002 --> 01:16:30,704 I think Sergey will be a good father. And every night before bed he will read his child... 923 01:16:31,499 --> 01:16:32,943 my twitter. 924 01:16:34,787 --> 01:16:36,401 Have some, please. 925 01:16:37,823 --> 01:16:39,467 They're from the store. 926 01:16:58,333 --> 01:17:01,927 The world changes, economy changes, dollar exchange rate changes. 927 01:17:02,001 --> 01:17:06,754 The climate, man's feelings towards the world. But, luckily, one thing will never change. 928 01:17:07,232 --> 01:17:09,933 765-90-90 929 01:17:11,314 --> 01:17:13,880 Interesting, what would happen, if... 930 01:17:14,173 --> 01:17:18,617 if the woman threw her socks all over the place? At 3 am she would go fishing. 931 01:17:19,115 --> 01:17:22,264 Would spend a month's salary on vodka. Be the head of the family. 932 01:17:23,928 --> 01:17:26,255 Actually, let's omit the last part. 933 01:17:27,488 --> 01:17:31,103 Some things should never change. 934 01:17:32,019 --> 01:17:33,705 Do you understand me? 935 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:41,700 SUBTITLES WRITTEN BY: Katia Kutyavina (Seattle, WA, USA) E-mail: djkatish@gmail.com 936 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,900 For all other English subtitles to Russian movies made by Katia see: http://www.podnapisi.net/en/ppodnapisi/search/sA/264490 937 01:17:45,131 --> 01:17:49,355 Stop cars, stop apartments, My dreams have changed. 938 01:17:49,547 --> 01:17:53,675 There are things besides work, I'm headed towards a new horizon. 939 01:17:53,867 --> 01:17:58,283 - Have you decided to become gay? - How could you even think that! 940 01:17:58,294 --> 01:17:59,791 - Politics? - No. 941 01:17:59,792 --> 01:18:01,258 - Yoga? - No way! 942 01:18:01,259 --> 01:18:02,891 Then what? What? What? 943 01:18:02,892 --> 01:18:04,426 I'm just pregnant. 944 01:18:04,427 --> 01:18:06,827 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 945 01:18:07,115 --> 01:18:08,747 And it's intentional. 946 01:18:08,843 --> 01:18:11,051 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 947 01:18:11,339 --> 01:18:12,971 I'm just pregnant. 948 01:18:13,163 --> 01:18:16,043 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 949 01:18:16,331 --> 01:18:17,867 And it's intentional. 950 01:18:17,963 --> 01:18:21,035 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 951 01:18:21,995 --> 01:18:26,795 And who dares stand in my way? I have the right to choose... 952 01:18:27,371 --> 01:18:29,099 Oh, yeah. 953 01:18:32,267 --> 01:18:35,147 Oh, yeah. 954 01:18:35,531 --> 01:18:39,851 A Pilates class is way cooler even than a Euro Cup Final. 955 01:18:40,235 --> 01:18:44,459 Instead of car catalogs I read magazines on kids' fashion. 956 01:18:44,939 --> 01:18:49,279 - How are you going to breast feed him? - Friends, please stop the jokes. 957 01:18:49,307 --> 01:18:50,507 - Mommy. - Guys! 958 01:18:50,527 --> 01:18:52,235 - Daddy. - Stop it! 959 01:18:53,580 --> 01:18:55,114 I'm just pregnant. 960 01:18:55,115 --> 01:18:57,515 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 961 01:18:57,803 --> 01:18:59,435 And it's intentional. 962 01:18:59,531 --> 01:19:01,739 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 963 01:19:02,027 --> 01:19:03,659 I'm just pregnant. 964 01:19:03,851 --> 01:19:06,731 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 965 01:19:07,019 --> 01:19:08,555 And it's intentional. 966 01:19:08,651 --> 01:19:11,723 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 967 01:19:12,683 --> 01:19:17,483 And who dares stand in my way? I have the right to choose... 968 01:19:35,339 --> 01:19:40,043 I'll get old, grandchildren will come visit me in the summer. 969 01:19:40,523 --> 01:19:44,267 Only I'll get upset, if they call me grandmother. 970 01:19:44,555 --> 01:19:49,451 - At least Chaplin bequeathed you millions. - Thanks for the consolation. 971 01:19:49,499 --> 01:19:50,795 - Scared? - So obvious? 972 01:19:50,891 --> 01:19:52,715 - We'll support you. - Thanks. 973 01:19:53,772 --> 01:19:55,306 I'm just pregnant. 974 01:19:55,307 --> 01:19:57,707 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 975 01:19:57,995 --> 01:19:59,627 And it's intentional. 976 01:19:59,723 --> 01:20:01,931 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 977 01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:03,851 I'm just pregnant. 978 01:20:04,043 --> 01:20:06,923 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 979 01:20:07,211 --> 01:20:08,747 And it's intentional. 980 01:20:08,843 --> 01:20:11,915 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 981 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:17,675 And who dares stand in my way? I have the right to choose... 982 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:26,000 SUBTITLES WRITTEN BY: Katia Kutyavina (Seattle, WA, USA) E-mail: djkatish@gmail.com 79415

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