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Later, Carmen.

Week one class.

Later.

Oh my god, I forgot my license.

And what the fuck do you think you're doing?

I'm just, uh, returning on your behalf.

Yeah, that's what it looks like.

Seriously, who do you think you are?

Look, look, baby, I - Baby?

Don't call me baby.

You're not even a real sorority sister.

Baby, look, okay, I'm - Ew, stop calling me that. I'm not your baby, okay?

Just let me explain, please.

Explain? Explain away, because this is effing weird, and I'm going to tell all

of the other girls.

No, no, no, no, look, okay, I just - I watch you prance around all day.

You're a tight little short.

And... Are you talking?

I just... I wanted to get them so I could be like you. But I had to make

they looked right on me first.

Right?

No, you could have asked me. But, I mean... They

do look pretty good on you.

I don't think these ones fit, but... I mean... I think these two are really

too. What do you think?

I want you to strip and try these on.

Alright.

Much better.

They are really cute. I think these are the ones I'm probably going to get.

Oh my god.

Wow. Are they on me?

Yeah, they're on.

For sure.

Oh my god.

Do they look good?

Let me see them. Come a little closer.

They look different on you than they do on me, but they look good.

Yeah. Do you like them? You like them on me? You think I should get them?

You forgive me? It was a good excuse to be in here, right?

what you did.

You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything. Definitely.

I really just want to be a part of it.

Yeah, I bet. Well, you know, I'm feeling a little bit sore from my workout today

at the gym.

That Pilates kicks my ass every time.

So, you can give me a massage for starters.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything.

Ugly.

Come on.

Get to it.

Alright, I'm not the best at this. I'll try.

Okay. You bet. You're gonna try.

Does that feel okay?

Am I doing okay?

Yeah.

Less talking, more doing.

Yeah, right.

You can go a little bit harder, too.

Yeah, that's right.

You're going to probably be having to do a lot of this without... Especially if

you keep on sneaking into girls' rooms.

I'm going to have to do a lot of massages?

Like, to massage a whole bunch of girls?

Yeah, that, too.

Like an all -girl massage or something?

Just keep going.

You can go a little lower.

Lower

You do want me to tell the other girls you're good at this, don't you?

Okay, you need to go get the oil out of the drawer.

And

don't

you dare get that on my designer clothes.

Okay? Oh. Don't get it on my shorts, and don't get it on my hat.

Okay, um, crazy suggestion, maybe we should take them off then?

Okay.

Can you take off my shoes too?

Yeah.

Oh.

I really do.

You could just do this all day.

I could. I really could.

I need to borrow all my toys.

Awesome.

So exciting.

Yes, I'm really eager. I'm just excited about everything.

Does that feel good?

You could just do it a little bit better.

Okay. Come on, Carmen. Show me what you've got. Come on.

You need to prove yourself in the test.

Okay.

I'm just like you guys already. I mean, I promise.

Look, look, look.

I'm just like you guys.

No, no, no. We don't have to do that.

Okay, then. Do a better job.

Okay.

You know what? Do I have to teach you everything?

Seriously. I mean... Get off me.

Bend over.

Yeah, just like that.

Now I'm going to show you how to give a real massage.

Not some shitty thing you learn God knows where.

Take off your shirt.

Put your head down.

Oh my god.

We really need to take a left in our town.

Now this is how you get a real massage.

I didn't know you wanted that type of massage.

Is that a problem pledge?

No!

No, of course not. I didn't think so.

This is what you were trying to fit in those pants.

I can't wait to tell all the other girls about this.

Don't worry, they like it too.

Good, I'll fit right in.

Get in doggy style.

That's right. Face down.

You taste so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

sister now yeah I mean I'm can I like bar your clothes and like we can go get

brunch together