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Good morning, baby.

How was your day?

Yeah, I just woke up.

You got me a massage?

Oh my gosh, that's so sweet of you. Like, seriously, thank you so much.

You're the best.

Alright.

Yeah, of course. I'm gonna go get it right now.

Thank you.

I love you so much.

Okay, you have a good day at work.

Alright.

I'm Chloe.

Nice to meet you, Chloe. Welcome to Suffolk Place.

Okay. Well, I got a certificate for massage, and I guess it's for

Dylan. Oh, I'm Dylan.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Yeah, my amazing boyfriend gave that to me, so I'm really

excited. Well, why don't we head over, and I'll show you and get you set up.

Okay.

Get you situated here. Thank you. I'm going to get you a towel.

Thank you. You can lay down face forward. Like, down.

Face down. Sorry.

And I'll be right back. Okay. Thank you.

You're looking nice and relaxed.

I am. I'm so excited.

My boyfriend got this for me.

Aw, you have such a sweet boyfriend.

I really do.

He's been doing such a sweet thing for me.

Now, do you have any sore spots?

Um, just like the lower part of my back and like my nose.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't, actually.

Probably better off.

Guys are annoying at times.

Yeah, I just don't want to handle the extra strat.

Kind of like an extra job.

It can't be.

Besides this guy named Matt.

He's such a sweetheart.

Yeah, I used to have a boyfriend named Matt.

Really? Yeah, he was a total dick, though.

Wow.

What an asshole.

Yeah, well, you got lucky with the Matt department, that's for sure.

I guess I did, because he's such a sweetheart.

So good right there.

No, you have so much tension, right?

I know.

Sometimes my job is kind of stressful.

Try to ease all that stress.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Right there. So good.

Yeah, I love it.

Pressure builds up right here.

I can feel it.

Get this off here.

Excuse you, what are you doing?

Oh, um, I'm just going to rub your butt.

There's people here.

It's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah. It's a little awkward.

Well, I can skip it if you'd like. I mean, the gluteus maximus is the most

important muscle in our body. If you're walking all day long, it's where all the

pressure goes.

Okay. Good.

I trust you.

You can trust me. I'm a professional.

I guess that's why Matt sent me to you.

It feels so good.

I'm glad you like it.

Well, thanks to Matt.

Well, sweetie, your head is getting really close.

Oh, it's okay. You have a bunch of muscles down here, too, that I have to

out.

Yeah, does it feel good?

Yeah.

That's okay, girl. Just let me work my magic.

You sure do know magic.

Matt sent me to the right girl.

Tell me more about this Matt.

Well, he's really sweet and...

And really good at everything he does.

Sounds like a great guy.

He's really amazing.

And he's actually a thinker at a really good fan.

You know, I used to date a man who was... A singer.

Really? Yeah, he's a dick though, like I told you.

Wow, I'm so sorry.

Well, the head guitar is actually single

right now.

It's your interest.

Oh, you're too sweet.

Yeah, he can use a really good girlfriend, especially with your good

He would love you.

You're too sweet.

I'm going to give you a foot massage.

Really? Foot massages are my favorite.

You're amazing.

Thank you.

I love high heels.

From all those high heels, foot massagers always do it.

Thank you. My favorite thing is a foot massage.

Mine too.

So is your boyfriend, does he play like in a heavy rock

metal band or?

It's a rock band.

Oh, is it a song that I would hear on the radio, or is it popular?

No, everything's just local right now. He's just waiting for his record deal to

come in.

He's going to be really rich.

Oh, really? Well, my Matt, he never really

achieved the whole, I'm going to get rich and famous.

Hopefully your Matt does better than my Matt did, because he always talked about

a record deal and making it famous.

It never happened.

Really?

I'm so sorry.

I mean, I know he's going to.

Don't worry, girl.

I'm going to hook you up with a drummer. We're all going to be famous and rich.

We're going to be in New York pretty soon.

Yeah, I would.

No, babe, it's going to happen.

Oh, I'm just pleading. I hope it all works out for you.

Okay, thank you.

All right, I'm going to have you flip over onto your back so I can rub your

front. Okay, can I get like a towel or something?

Oh, it's okay, girl. We don't have it. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

But I'll make it.

It's okay.

We all have it.

I have tits. You have tits. Vagina.

It's all the same.

I don't know.

I'm not sure.

It's okay. Get comfortable.

I mean, you want to live this crazy rock star life, don't you? I mean,

practically naked girls walking around everywhere on these yachts. So, just get

comfortable.

I mean, I do want to live that lifestyle.

All right, well then, get comfortable.

Okay.

Honey,

I'd love to rub out your pectoral muscles, but you're kind of covering up.

I know.

I mean, I guess I want to live out.

Walks through life.

Okay.

It's all good.

You're in great hands.

Let me do what I do.

Okay. I mean, if Matt sent me to you, I should be.

Yeah, your boy Matt.

He must have been really smart knowing where to send you.

Yeah, he really is, actually.

You're so pretty.

Oh, thank you.

You're sweet.

I can definitely see why he likes you.

Really? Yeah.

Well, I mean, I guess I'm...

You know, pretty cute.

I really like taking care of my body and eating healthy and working out.

You know how it is.

You seem like you're really in good shape.

And you're really cute too.

My friend would really like you.

The guy that is in the band.

Oh.

I'm not. too much into guys anymore.

Really?

You like guys?

Yeah. I don't know. I guess I'm just over them.

That guy Matt must have been broken your heart really bad.

I'm so sorry.

That's horrible.

Yeah.

It took me a couple days to get over it.

I met this wonderful girl and we had some great time together.

Really? Yeah.

Really opened my eyes to new things.

Your guy, I'm sure he would love to see you with another

girl.

Always turns guys on.

You think so?

I know so.

He's never mentioned anything.

Trust me, sweetie.

I know guys.

And all guys love seeing girls together.

You really think so?

Like I said before, I know so.

It sounds like it.

You're amazing.

Oh, I'll show you how amazing I am.

What are you doing?

I'm just massaging.

I don't think that's part of it.

I thought you wanted to get with girls so you can impress your off -star

boyfriend. I came here to get a massage, not to hook up with you. My boyfriend

Matt sent me here.

Who?

Matt from The Flying Lips.

Yeah, how did you know that? Because I never told you that.

Well, to say I know a little bit something about him that you don't.

My Matt's your Matt.

My Matt is your Matt?

That is not possible.

Oh, yeah.

The reason why me and Matt broke up was because he wanted to see me with another

girl.

I think that's why he sent you here.

No way. That's impossible.

Yeah, he knows I'm into girls now. He's trying to have a three -way with both of

us.

No way. That asshole.

Oh, sweetie.

It's okay.

You seem pretty to be dealing with him. He's such a jerk.

He's all about his rock star life, and you're just too pretty.

Freaking orgies and threesomes is all he cares about.

I mean, I can see it now.

Well, I'm glad that we opened up your eyes today a little bit.

Well, you know what?

We can definitely get back with him.

How are we going to do that?

Well, we could have sex with each other.

And make him dream and wish that he was there.

Actually, that would probably be, like, the best idea ever.

He definitely would like this.

I wonder what he's going to think.

I don't know.

Let's just keep him dreaming.

Do I kiss him better than he does?

You actually do.

His feet.

You're so cute.

Massaging my tongue.

So good.

I've never done that.

Okay.