Original subtitles

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun

Come on, come on, come on

Step

J

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Hai!

I sensed you on a secret frequency

and was captivated by your radiance

And seeing you with my million-bit vision

The circuits of my heart

Ah, they're going wild!

The forces of love move me as they will

So I've embraced the mystery

If it's for the sake of the one you love

Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!

Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic

the slightest movements of a pure heart

The heartful, heartful mechanic

makes true your dream-colored heartbeats

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!

Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!

Yukinojo the Fortune-Teller

Time for a snack!

What the heck, Jun? Knock it off!

Knock off what, exactly?

How dare you disassemble my little sister without my permission!

My goodness, disassemble...

All I'm doing here is installing a new circuit in Yukinojo!

What kind of circuit?

A Fortune-Telling Circuit.

Darn tootin'!

She better tell us all how to get rich!

Not that kind of fortune, silly.

What kind of fortune, then?

So, this computer I'm installing...

It has a program on it that can catch a brief glimpse into someone's future!

So in other words, something like precognition.

And there, all done!

Okay.

So, for a test run, I'm going to phone Zero...

Predict who's going to pick up the phone!

Understood, pico!

So, will it be Zero who picks up?

Nope, pico.

Okay, then his grandma!

Not a chance! Pico.

What do you mean?

The only people living at Zero's place are Zero and his grandma!

So strange...

Yo, Grams! The phone!

Get the damn phone!

Sheesh, just keeps goin'...

Wagh!

Wh-What on earth is this?!

Yo! Kanou residence here!

Ah hello, Zero? This is Jun!

Aw man, it's just you? The hell you phonin' for this late?

Well, I just need to ask...

Whose voice was that answering the phone?

Whose voice...?

Ah! I'm blastin' some bitchin' rock music on my cassette deck! Yay!

Ah, so it was a cassette deck!

So that means that Yukinojo's prediction was actually spot on!

Huh? Prediction?

Huh? Speak up! Can't hear ya!

So um, Zero...

Now that I have you on the line...

You sleep tight, now!

Ya idiot!!!

Stop phonin' here just to say lame crap like that!

Oh wow, I just got yelled at by Zero!

Getting yelled at makes her happy, huh.

Looks like her head's got a screw loose!

I assure you, it doesn't!

Him yelling at me is just proof that he's emotionally invested in me!

Be quiet this instant!!!

All this noise after I said your father's dealing with a headache!

Huh?

So, you have a headache, huh? Did you fall and bump your noggin?

Not that sort of headache.

The season's changin' from spring to summer!

So I really wanna get our customers all fired up with the flavors of the season!

I'm just plannin' out a new menu.

"Potato, asparagus, bamboo shoots, royal fern, bracken"!

His headache is coming up with a name for that new salad!

I mean, I'm hopin' that dish'll become the shining star of our proud Harbor restaurant!

Then I have just the name for you!

Huh.

What's the first month of summer? It's June!

Why not the Harbor June Salad Deluxe?

Harbor June Salad Deluxe, huh...

Oh my, that's simply wonderful!

Also known as Juney Jun's June Salad!

Thanks a bunch, Jun! That settles it!

Your daddy's gonna get it done!

Ah, that's right, Yukinojo!

Now that Daddy's all ready and raring to go, why not predict his weekend fortune?

Predict my weekend fortune...?

Pico! The worst.

The heck you say?

You won't be able to prepare a single dish this weekend, pico!

What?!

Well, uh...

How the heck does she figure that?

That's a really good question...

It couldn't be...

My heart! My heart's...!

The pain...

Agh, somebody help!!!

Well, it's not like his heart's giving him problems or anything...

Hmm, maybe this...?

Agh! My hand!!!

That would prevent you from preparing anything...

You need to watch out, Daddy!

Ah, it'll be fine.

Like you said, I'm fit as a fiddle!

Not to mention we don't have Caribbean lobster on our menu at all, Jun.

Yep!

Well sure, but Yukinojo's predictions were right on the mark before!

Eh, whatever. Fortunes are for the birds!

Those things are pure hit-or-miss, anyway.

Several Days Later...

Breaking news throughout Japan.

Crops of seasonal vegetables have been ravaged by a pest outbreak.

Crops affected include potatoes, asparagus, and bamboo shoots.

In each area, harvests have been brought to a complete standstill.

The heck is this...?

So wait, you're sayin' I'm not gettin' my hands on anything farm-fresh for now?

And we're supposed to start serving the Harbor June Salad Deluxe tomorrow...

Welp, can't be helped.

Gonna have to set aside veggies for now!

Hey! This is Fish Shop Uoroku!

Well now, the chef from Harbor Restaurant!

Well Uoroku-san, here's the thing...

I got a big favor I need to ask you, one man to another.

Yo! Next mornin', huh?

Ya want three times the amount of fish ya usually get?

That's right.

Also, I'm hopin' I could get it four hours before we open, too.

Hell yeah I'll help ya out! One man to another!

I'm gonna bust my butt to see ya through!

Or my name ain't Isshun Tasuke! (Help in a moment)

Awright! Thanks for the business!

Dad, what the heck? When did you change your name?

I thought your name was Rokusuke.

You keep your big trap shut!

Tasuke's my stage name when I'm wheelin' and dealin'!

Gotta problem with that?

Ah, welcome!

Talk about a weirdo...

Here, boss! Nice and chilled.

Was a promise 'tween men.

Gonna be rough, but I'm on track to arrive on time.

Heh, he's really flyin', ain't he?

All right, gonna be replacing this unit soon enough.

Time to send her off with a big farewell!

The hell these punks doin'?!

Hey ol' man! Might wanna work on your tie-downs!

Boss, get a load of what those punks did...

- Aw geez... - This is completely awful.

Dammit, all thanks to that stupid bike gang...

This is all the fault of them lousy Sharks!

The Sharks?!

Wait, so that was Hanyu's gang...

Well Uoroku-san, this sure is no great shakes...

But more importantly, you didn't get hurt!

I'm still gonna pay you what you're owed.

But dear, what will we do with the restaurant?

Hee hee, octopus!

With no Harbor June Salad Deluxe, that's all she wrote.

Gotta shut down for today, at least.

Tako, tako! (octopus) Fly away, tako! (kite)

You moron, that sort of tako can't fly!

Jun, you're going to be late for school!

Oh no, better hurry!

I'm going, too!

Hold your horses!

Hey, Jun.

Gotta favor to ask you.

I want you to bring that Kanou kid to the restaurant after school.

Tell him whatever he wants is on the house, even though we're closed.

You want Zero?!

Here!

- Here you are! - Ah, thanks a bunch!

So, how's it taste today?

A feast after my own heart.

You got somethin' to ask? Fire away.

You know where those Shark punks hang out, right?

I want you to take me to 'em.

- What?! - What?!

Sure, you got it.

Still, I gotta ask why, though.

Both Uoroku-san and I had to eat a huge loss on account of 'em.

I'm lookin' to get some payback!

Daddy, don't go overboard!

They'll make mincemeat out of you!

She's right, dear! You're not as young as you used to be!

Nope! I already made up my mind.

Zero, you have to stop him!

Gotta say Jun, your ol' man's got more of a spine than I figured.

Awright! I'm in.

What are you even saying?! If Daddy gets injured...

Jun!!!

This here's a man doin' what he's gotta do.

Don't need no women flappin' their lips!

Probably think I'm goin' nuts over some spoiled fish, don't ya!

But I'm a proud chef, damn it!

I live my life devoted to servin' food to my customers.

I won't ever forgive chumps who ruin good grub like that!

Sure, got it.

Come in, this is Kichinosuke!

The two of them are headed to the Yumenoshima garbage dump! Over.

Kichinosuke, don't lose sight of them, all right?

While I think Daddy'll be all right in Zero's hands,

I want you to jump in if worst ever comes to worst!

Oh? Isn't that Jun?

I heard her mutter something about Zero...

Something's up.

Ain't that a kick in the teeth?

Outta the damn way!!!

Zero's pullin' a raid!

I've arrived! I'm hidden in the shadows of Yumenoshima.

This ol' guy here's got business with you!

Where the hell's that punk Hanyu?

The boss? He's...

Quite the entrance, punk!

You want me, I'm right here!

That bike...

That make is Brazilian!

You got it! This here's the Amazon kit.

Holy crap...

Always wanted to ride one of those sweet units.

Heh, you sure this is the time to swoon?

I picked up this unit for the sole purpose of finally taking you down.

You're not getting away this time, Zero!

Hold on!

I've got hash to settle with you.

That all you got?

Yaaagh!

Dammit...

Heh, too slow!

C'mon, that the best you can do?

Daddy's in danger!

- Kichinosuke! - I'm on it!

Get the hell off!

Agh!!!

- Get back here! - ...And he's gone.

Daddy, are you all right?!

Yeah... still kickin'.

But that Zero punk tossed me off his bike and hightailed it out of here!

Zero, you...

Zero, you!!!

To think I could ever love the lowest of the low...

I'm just such an utter fool!

Jun...

Are you not going to eat dinner?

It's your favorite tonight, basil spaghetti!

Oh, dear...

Listen up, folks!

I'm expectin' the best from everyone again today!

- Well, this isn't much... - Ah, thanks.

I heard all about yesterday from Eriko and the others.

That group of horrid ruffians tried to pick a fight, but you didn't stoop to their level!

That's quite admirable...

They say sometimes you win by losing, right?

That's right! A loss is actually a huge victory!

Huh? That's it?

Here you go.

Jun, I...

Your dad, he's fine, right? Didn't get hurt or anything.

Oh no, everything's fine!

...Huh, I see.

Oh heck yeah! Boiled eggs, my favorite!

Zero the coward! Zero the coward!

Zero the coward! Zero the coward! Zero the coward!

Nonomiya! Just what are you trying to prove by making this?

This comes straight from my heart, Zero!

Daddy!

Ah, sorry.

Borrowed it without askin'.

That's quite all right, but since when have you cared about computers?

Hey, I'm the manager of the restaurant, right?

Gotta keep up with the times, after all.

What were you looking up on the computer, anyway?

Heh.

Just tryin' to figure out why Zero did what he did yesterday.

When it comes to Zero, don't even bother.

Well, just take a look.

Oh?

Zero and Hanyu got the same level of skill at handlin' bikes.

Still, the Amazon Kit Hanyu had was on a whole different level than Zero's bike.

Not to mention my fat butt was weighin' Zero down as well.

What's more, that whole area was Hanyu's turf.

Not only did Hanyu know the lay of the land, he had his cronies about, too.

Then, you need to consider the area where he shoved me off.

Onto the nice, comfy mattress.

All Zero was doin' was makin' sure I didn't end up gettin' hurt.

And draw the attention of all the members of the Sharks, too...

That's right.

The reason Zero ran away was to make sure I ended up safe.

Gotta say, that probably stung his pride a bit.

And then I just had to go do something to Zero that I can never take back...

Well Jun, you know what you need to do.

You just gotta show Zero you regret what you did usin' your skills!

Hello!

Yo, the Little Inventor's back, huh? Figured you'd show up.

Really? How did you figure that?

Your ol' man just gave me a ring.

Daddy did...?

Here, get a load of this.

I pulled out all the stuff you'll need into here.

These are all Harley-Johnson parts!

Yep, they may be old, but they got juice to spare.

All right, Kichinosuke, it's going to be a late night! Lend me a hand?

Oh, joy...

Do this, do that, it never ends!

You mind headin' out to the scrapyard, to the chop-shop?

There's somethin' you're gonna wanna see.

Sheesh, what the hell.

Jun's ol' man wakin' me up so damn early.

This is...!

My apology... to Zero...

Kichinosuke...

Let's do our best!

Jun...

It's Zero!

Zero!

The hell'd you get that bike?

Got me a special order super bike right here!

Compared to this, that Amazon Kit's scrap.

Think some punk kid like you can handle a beast like that?

Hey, I know what I'm gettin' into.

Now then, howzabout we battle for real this time?

Gotta square up our tab from the other day.

Don't make me laugh! Now bring it!

You're not squaring up squat!

Yeah, we'll see about that.

- Zero... - Ah, you're awake, huh?

Might wanna doze again, it's gonna get rough.

Listen up! I'm taking this punk down myself!

Zero, what happened?

Nothin' much. Just squared up the tab is all.

Now it's my turn to get some vengeance in!

Daddy!

- And here we are! - Pico.

All right, Kichinosuke, give them the score!

All right guys, dig in! Here, hurry up...

That's right, dig in!

Wanna know what it is?

This here's what I whipped up with all the ingredients you guys bashed to hell and back.

If you guys dig in and find it yummy,

then maybe it'll finally sink in for you knuckleheads...

Not only my pain for havin' to shut down, but my customer's pain for missin' out.

Tasty...!

Just look at him smilin' away...

Hahaha! Way to go, Daddy!

By the way, Kanou...

How long you plannin' on carryin' that bouncin' baby on your back?

Huh?

Ah! Oh my!!!

We're at the amusement park

On a date, eating ice cream

My crocodile tears are shining

in the illumination of the shuttle loop

But because of his warm kindness

I flash my practiced smile

But it's all a dream, isn't it?

Reality: 100% One-Sided

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120

That would be his data

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10

And that would be my data...

*computer beeping*

360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go

*computer beeping*

Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!

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Rainy days are usually gloomy,

but thinking about being under the same umbrella as Zero...

That does clear up the skies!

But wouldn't you know, Zero goes riding in the rain,

and then in a flash, he gets himself injured!

So much for riding his bike!

Wait, was it Kichinosuke's fault?

Okay, don't get carried away...

Hai! Step Jun!

"Oh, to Share an Umbrella!"

The Heartful Mechanic!

Oh, to Share an Umbrella!