Original subtitles

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun

Come on, come on, come on

Hai! Step Jun

I sensed you on a secret frequency

and was captivated by your radiance

And seeing you with my million-bit vision

The circuits of my heart

Ah, they're going wild!

The forces of love move me as they will

So I've embraced the mystery

If it's for the sake of the one you love

Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!

Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic

the slightest movements of a pure heart

The heartful, heartful mechanic

makes true your dream-colored heartbeats

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!

Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!

Why Not Try the Special Love Delivery?

Oh Jun, I brought you a late-night snack!

Huh?

- So, Zero? - Yes!

- My dear Zero? - Yes!

- My beloved Zero? - Yes!

Agh!!! This is terrible!

- Dear!!! - Agh! What's all the fuss?!

Jun has that Zero scoundrel with her in her room!

- You gotta be kidding me. - No, it's the truth!

I swear I could hear him!

"I love you! Oh my darling!"

I ain't gonna stand for that!!!

All right! I'm gonna go give that punk a beating and toss 'im out on his butt!

But hold on a sec...

Y'know, that kid did look pretty tough...

Okay, Mama, that tears it!

Ya mind comin' with?

Yes! Just leave him to me!

- Go get 'im, Mama! - What are you doing?!

Why on earth are the two of you busting in here like that?

O-Okay Mama, look sharp! D-Don't worry, I got your back.

Uh, I'm gonna check over there.

Get out here, punk!

You ain't hiding from me!

Huh?

What are you doing? Of course no one's in there!

No, I know I heard his voice!

That Zero couldn't stop chanting "Yes! Yes!" at you!

Oh, jeepers, Mama, that's why you're upset?

This is actually what you heard.

What's this...?

Isn't that right, Rei Kanou?

- Yes! - Agh!!!

So? Pretty wonderful, isn't it?

Mama ma ma ma ma ma!

How is that thing wonderful?!

Why'd you make that hunk of nonsense, anyway?

So it can answer for Zero during roll call when he's late for class.

Roll call? Answer?!

That's right! So, is that good? Bad?

How the heck could it not be bad?!

Jun, you made something bad. I'll break it for you.

N-No, Kichinosuke! Stop!

Nope! Gonna break it!

Gonna -- Agh! Stop, stop!

This stupid cat always wants to climb into my sensitive insides!!!

And there it goes...

Agh! That tickles! Stop, stop!!!

No, stop!!! Haha!

Stop, already! Hahaha!

I can't stand it!!!

Mama, what have we got ourselves into?

You should probably ask Jun instead.

- Eiji Inoue! - Yes!

- Masumi Ueno! - Yes!

- Michiko Ena! - Yes!

- Harumi Okuda! - Yes!

- Goro Oda! - Yes.

- Rei Kanou! - Yes!

Worked like a charm!!!

- Midori Kitamura... - Yes!

Ah, Ohata Sensei!

We've just received a phone call from the Kanou household...

"Absent today"..., "In bed with an injury"...?

Didn't he answer roll call, though?

Hey! Rei Kanou!

Yes!

What?! Injured? Zero was injured?!

What am I going to do?!

What the heck is this thing?

It can't be...

It was this?

Hey! Rei Kanou!

YES!!!

Oh, my beloved Zero... How can I go on living?

Nonomiya...

- Nonomiya!!! - Ah!

You're quite the little genius, right?

You're the one who made this!!!

I hope his injury isn't serious...

I'm so worried!

Kichinosuke, could you come here, please?

Sorry, I'm tied up at the moment! I'm taking a leak.

Too much oil, y'know?

Don't give me that! Get over here!

Thanks for rushing me, now I've got oil all over my hands!

- Hey Kichinosuke! - What's up?

I want you to go to the janitor's office!

He's the one who answered the call about Zero, so ask him all about it!

Oh, Zero again? Oops, I broke.

Kichinosuke!

Come on, Kichinosuke, please!

If you push me like this, I'm going to spill out grease!

For pete's sake, Kichinosuke!

All right, let's go!

Let's do this!

Fight, fight!

Fight, fight!

Fight, fight!

Please, Yoko, you have to tell me!

What do you think you're doing? I'm in the middle of a match!

I know, but I hear Zero's been really injured...

Yes, that's true.

He took a pretty bad spill off of his bike!

A bad spill?!

Is he in critical condition?!

He's just fine, all thanks to Daddy's medical care!

Someone like you doesn't need to worry.

What does she mean, "someone like me"?!

Grrr...

- Okay, let's start over! - Sure thing, here goes!

Hey, Yoko...

Could you tell me where Zero lives? I want to check up on him!

I don't care what you want to do!

If you want to go see him, then just do as you please!

Well, that's that, then! Time to give up!

As if I ever would!

I've only just begun to fight!

Hello?

Is Rei Kanou there?

Nope, wrong number.

Hello! Is there a Rei Kanou there?

Wrong number.

Hello! Would a Rei Kanou happen to live there?

Wrong number!

- Hello, would a... - Wrong number!!!

What?!

I hadn't said a darn thing yet!

Ah...

Okay, who's next on my list...

Hmmph!

Hello, Jun's Mother! I have bad news about the phone bill!

Huh?

Jun is phoning everyone in Japan right now.

Sh-She wouldn't!

Hey Mom, I'm gonna borrow the shop phone, okay?

Jun!!!

Did you use the home phone so much it broke?!

Of course not!

I haven't found Zero with that phone yet, so it must be unlucky!

What nonsense, as if a phone will help with your luck!

That's pretty superstitious for a girl of a science!

You shut your darn mouth!

All right, Kichinosuke, come help!

Goodness, she just doesn't listen...

Well, anyway...

It just has to work now...

Please, Lord of Phones, hear my plea!

Hello? Would a Rei Kanou happen to live there?

Yes, that's right.

Yahoo!

Thank you, God, Buddha, the Lord of Phones!

Ugh, would you please cut that out?

Hello? I suppose this is Nonomiya, right?

Wait, that voice... Is that Yoko?

Zero absolutely requires uninterrupted rest!

All visitors are strictly forbidden!

Strictly forbidden?!

Then why are you there?

That rule doesn't apply to me.

I'm here on behalf of my surgeon father for a check-up!

B-But...

And one more thing!

Even just hearing your voice will make Zero's wounds worse, so stop phoning!

Thank you, have a nice day.

Well now, Yoko, you seem really worked up!

Who was that on the phone just now?

Oh no, just a wrong number, Granny dear!

Ah, that's disappointing...

I love nothing more than busting the heads of those prank-phoning scofflaws!

Well, I think I'll be on my way, now...

You need to be a good boy and stay in bed!

"Good boy"? I'm so sick of hearin' that...

Oh? And why's that?

'Cause your ol' man's taking this way too serious!

All this for a light scrape?

What's he take me for, a mummy?

Tell 'im how it is!

Oh? This is a "light scrape", you say?

Well, see you!

I ain't gonna forget this, you brat!

Okay! I've input all of Zero's data!

Visitors strictly forbidden. Time to give up.

Is that all you can say? "Give up"?

A young maiden in love is strong!

You think I could bear giving up now?

Not much of a maiden if you ask me...

So, what query are you going to run?

A way to get around the whole "strictly forbidden" thing!

Look!

Oh? What's this?

"1. Forcibly barge your way in."

"2. Scream and cry till they let you."

"3. Get on your knees and beg."

"In case of last resort, get yourself a bazooka."

Sheesh, every suggestion was a dud...

Why's that?

I was hoping for something a bit more subtle and clever.

If I go in guns blazing, Zero's just going to grow more sour on me...

Okay!

I'd give up on that thing.

Hmmm...

"How to Smoothly Get Around The Whole 'No-Visitors' Thing."

"Put out some bait"...?

Bait?

...Bait!

That's it!

Huh? What are you up to in that get-up, Jun?

Heh, don't worry about it!

Just watch and you'll see.

What the heck?! Why are ya takin' so much of the good meat?!

Never mind, I think I figured it out!

There's only one person around you'd make a prime steak like that for!

Jun!

You're making it for that Zero kid, ain't ya?

Not just making it! I'll be delivering it, too!

The first-ever delivery from Harbor restaurant!

Did you just say delivery?!

Zero had a bike accident and no visitors are allowed!

This is the only way I can see him.

Jun!

Our proud Harbor restaurant does not do delivery!

You should know that better than anyone!

C'mon, Daddy, just this once, okay?

No way, no how!

Once food cools off, it loses its flavor!

You wanna feed that to a customer?

There's no greater shame for a chef!

But Daddy...

So no delivery ever, understood?

Least of all to that Zero punk...

My, you're a stubborn one, aren't you?

Who you callin' stubborn?!

Now you listen here!

I'll have you know we had 560 requests for delivery last year!

560!!!

Y-Your point?

If only we could accept them,

we'd be rolling in so much money I could pick up a designer handbag or two...

Handbags, handbags! It's been 10 long years of whinin' about handbags!

Give it a rest, already!

Fine! Have it your way!

I'll stop with the handbags.

But instead...

Instead...?

Instead I'll be asking for mink coats!

H-Huh? Mink?!

Kichinosuke!

Kichinosuke...

Hurry up and bring it down!

AGH!!!

If I don't step in and break them up,

they'll start fighting for real and then divorce'll be on the table!

- Divorce?! - Us...?

Hey, here it is.

Thank you, Kichinosuke!

What the heck's that thing?

I'm glad you asked!

I wanted to be ready in case we ever needed to do delivery,

so I invented this in secret!

Attention! Gaze upon the new portable microwave, Okamochi, and rejoice!

No matter how far the distance,

the food's steaming hot!

Comes with suction cups for easy installs!

Geh! This feels gross.

If you keep yanking, you'll pull off your head!

Get this off!!!

Amazing!

I see a bunch of mink coats in our future now!

Right?

So, dear?

Piping hot food means you have no more reason to refuse.

Huh...?

Daddy, what are you doing?

This is the Harbor restaurant's first delivery, ain't it?

It'd be a disgrace if nothing from the chef was in there...

Daddy...!

I'll make you an omelette, too. Make sure you bring it with!

Oh wow, thank you so much, Daddy!

I love you so much!

Kichinosuke, hurry!

You're going to fall behind!

This division of labor is unfair!

Using someone else's head like this...

Stop bellyaching!

I made it for your head specifically, of course!

Don't I get an opinion here?

How rude!

Oh, wow...

Zero certainly lives in a swanky place!

Drop the 's' from 'swanky' and you've got it.

Drop the 's'...? Oh...

I hope Zero will actually eat the steak I made for him...

Probably not! Let's go!

Hold it, Kichinosuke!

How can you be so shameless?

All right! Let's go!

Oh my, this whole hall is just for Zero's place!

Next, please.

Ah, yes, of course...

Are they delivering food, too?

No, they're not...

Zero's family is rich so they get a lot of salespeople.

Well hello!

I'm here on behalf of the Buckingham Jewel Company,

and I can't wait to show you our wares, young lady!

Y-Young lady?!

Ahem, your wares?

Yes, of course!

While jewelry normally goes for luxury prices,

I'm happy to announce our firm has several fabulous international pieces for half off!

Oh, is that so? I very much think I'd like to see what you have.

Yes, of course! Please, take a look!

So? What do you think?

I'm hoping to replace this ring... Much too small for my taste!

Too small...?!

Um, if you'll excuse me!

I guess jewelers these days don't know glass when they see it...

All right, next!

Hey, miss!

Young lady, where are ya?

Young lady?!

This one's off to a good start...

Jun, can we go? This is stretching into infinity...

No way!

We've made it this far! I'm not leaving, even in a body bag!

C'mon, be a pal and subscribe to the Taiyou Paper!

Even just one month'll do!

Oh? What was that you said?

I'm afraid my hearing's not what it used to be...

I'm here about the paper, Granny. Y'know, the Taiyou Paper?

Oh, my beauty leaves you agape? My, what a charmer!

C'mon lady, just order the dang paper already!

Border? I have no interest in international affairs.

Enough of this crap!

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

You orderin' the damn paper or not?

Y-You're threatening such a cute and charming old lady?

Stop! Please, I'm begging you! No violence!

Somebody help!!!

Hmmph! Such poor manners!

Well, that looks like all of them!

That was quite the hoot, I have to say...

Ah! Wait a moment, please!

I don't believe we ordered for delivery...

Oh no, I'm actually somebody from Zero's class!

I wanted to drop in for a visit, so I brought some delicious food, free of charge!

Hmmm?

You should know that my grandson is in middle school.

Why would he have a girlfriend in elementary?

Huh?!

I see now, you're trying to sell those newfangled home delivery lunches.

Yes, it's "free" now, but then you show up with a bill! Away with you!

It's the truth!!!

I really am in Zero's grade!!!

The enemy is mighty. Let's go home.

It can't end like this!

Kichinosuke, do something!

Well, if you insist! Here goes!

Let's do this!!!

Agh!!!

Kichinosuke! The Almighty Hero!

Kichinosuke!!!

I'm so sorry about this, we'll pay for the door!

What's all the racket?!

Ah! Zero!

Huh, how 'bout that, it's Jun! What are you doin' here?

W-Well, the thing is...

Please, take this...

Wait, this girl actually IS in the same class as you?

Yep. Her name's Jun.

The only daughter of the Harbor restaurant.

Oh my, Harbor! I've been to your restaurant a time or two!

I must say, your plain omelette is unbeatable!

That's wonderful to hear! I brought one with me!

Oh my, that's splendid! I'm moved, even!

Jun, can we get out of here? I've had enough!!!

You know the trick with omelettes?

They seem simple enough, but they're quite difficult to perfect!

That's why an omelette is the best way to test a chef's mettle.

So, Zero...

I'm the one who made that steak.

...How is it?

Is it gross?

I knew it...

I know I'll make it better next time--

My goodness, can't you see that he's enjoying it so much he can't even speak?

What, really? Thank goodness!!!

Huh? Hey, Grandma...

Stop hoggin' the omelette and send some this way!

Absolutely not! This deliciousness would be wasted on the likes of you!

What the hell, ya stingy ol' crone!

Wh-What's wrong?!

N-Not a damn thing!

Really? You're gonna do that?

Jun, let's go. I've seen enough.

Okay.

Apologies for busting down your door and rushing in, ma'am!

No, no, please accept my apology for confusing you with a six-year-old.

No worries! I'm used to it!

And Zero, I want you to put this mascot doll on your bed with you!

The heck is this?!

Yahoo! I did it!

A huge success!

Today was a marvelous day!

Absolutely everything was perfection...

...because Zero loved the food I cooked for him!

Could we aim higher, please...?

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

That's the most powerful weapon in a girl's arsenal!

And oh, how true it is! Hahaha!

I've just about had it with girls...

All right, let's go home, Kichinosuke!

Jun! Wait!

That doll I gave to Zero as a present yesterday...

...is actually a secret alarm-clock doll!

I hope it can "convince" Zero to get out of bed on time!

What the hell is this?! Stop!!!

I'm gonna kill Jun!!!

Another useless hunk of junk!

Eat this! Agh, stop movin' around!!!

AIEEE!!! My leg!!!

Kichinosuke, hurry!

Yahoo!

We're at the amusement park

On a date, eating ice cream

My crocodile tears are shining

in the illumination of the shuttle loop

But because of his warm kindness

I flash my practiced smile

But it's all a dream, isn't it?

Reality: 100% One-Sided

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120

That would be his data

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10

And that would be my data...

*computer beeping*

360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go

*computer beeping*

Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!

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Spring vacation ends and the new semester begins!

What will our new class assignments be?

I really wanted to be in the same class as Zero,

but oh, what a shock!

It looks like Zero's asked to be in a different class than me!

Hai! Step Jun!

"The Class Change Tragedy?"

The Heartful Mechanic!