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Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun

Come on, come on, come on

Hai! Step Jun

I sensed you on a secret frequency

and was captivated by your radiance

And seeing you with my million-bit vision

The circuits of my heart

Ah, they're going wild!

The forces of love move me as they will

So I've embraced the mystery

If it's for the sake of the one you love

Why, there's nothing you couldn't do!

Oh, the heartful, heartful mechanic

the slightest movements of a pure heart

The heartful, heartful mechanic

makes true your dream-colored heartbeats

Step Jun, Step Jun, Step Jun!

Your hot desire! Come on, come on, input!

The Love Rival!

Jun! It's far too early to be causing such a racket!

Agh!

My goodness...

Jun! Put a stop to this noise this instant!

What will the neighbors think?

Oh no!

S-Stop!

For pete's sake...

I'm sorry...

I must have hit the switch for my Emergency Wake-Up Alarm System by mistake!

Did you really need to trigger a wake-up system on Sunday of all days?

What?

Today of all days is a Sunday?

That's great news! There's work to be done!

Where are you going?

I have to phone Toko right away!

Well, keep it short, okay?

Huh?

Uh, hello...

Oh, it's you, Jun.

What? I gotta come right away? C'mon, it's Sunday...

Whattya mean, once in a lifetime?

Oh, there's breakfast, too?

Okay, fine, I'll come over in a bit. See you.

Hey, Sis!

What?

Let us come too!

The food at Jun's house is really tasty!

They're pros!

You three can just butt out!

"Once in a lifetime"? What the heck's going on?

So Mako, Jun woke you up this morning too, huh?

Yeah, she said something about "once in a lifetime".

Hahaha, hi, thanks for coming...

Thank you for waiting.

Oh, well isn't that cute?

Look, he's blushing!

This robot's way more thoughtful than my three brothers!

What the heck did you say?!

Wh-What the heck? It was a compliment!

Kichinosuke's not a big fan of being called a robot.

Kichinosuke will sleep now!

...Sleep.

...Anyways, let's eat!

Okay, so what's this big important thing you had to tell us?

Well, I was going to tell you on Monday, but ooh, I just couldn't wait!

So, the thing is...

Zero and I are starting to get pretty close...

Zero? Wait, you mean Rei Kanou?

Really? You and him?

Yes...

He gave me a ride on his bike in the morning...

And in the evening, we had a splendid dinner together!

Oh, Zero...

The whole day was like it was out of some wonderful dream...

Hey, that's mustard, right?

It really was just completely amazing...

Oh yeah, can't forget to eat!

- Jun, wait! - That'll be really hot!

Oh gosh, really hot? I don't think Zero and I are that close yet, haha...

Maybe it's not as spicy as it looks...

So? Are you blown away?

Agh, spicy!!!

This is too stupid. Don't drag us out here to brag about a dream you had, okay?

B-But I'm telling the truth!

And wait, I have a witness!

Come on, Kichinosuke!

Wake up already, Kichinosuke! For pete's sake!

Okay, you asked for it...

- You wet the bed... - Jun!

It wasn't me, really!

Kichinosuke just leaked some oil, that's all!

Quite the interesting robot, right? Right?

Oh, uh, don't worry about a thing...!

There's no way we'd ever tell Zero...

I'm telling you, you've got the wrong idea!

Kichinosuke, please say something!

Okay, here he goes!

Oops, I broke!

Oh no...

That Jun sure has a problem with wetting the bed...

Well, true, but what about the thing with Zero?

Yeah, right! It's a total lie!

It's not like Jun to lie like that, though...

Well, you do have a point...

I guess maybe she had a big misunderstanding?

It sure seems like it...

And besides, Zero has his eye on someone already!

No thank you, leave me alone!

Now just where is this oil leak, anyway?

Oh!

Why are you running away?

So embarrassing...

How ridiculous!

Well, whatever!

You'll make it up to me by helping me out tomorrow!

What on earth are you doing, Jun? Just look at this mess in the kitchen!

Oh, me? I'm just making a giant bento, that's all!

Huh? What'd she say?

A giant bento?!

She turned that huge spiny lobster into tempura!

I can't believe what I'm seein', dear...

Tada! A bento!

Sheesh, he's still sound asleep!

Kichinosuke...

Could you wake Zero up?

And don't let Sensei see you...

I got it, I got it.

Huh? I couldn't eat another bite.

Huh?! What the hell?!

Agh!!!

Oh, hello!

You dumb heap of junk!

You woke me up from a great nap!

You piece of...

Stop dodgin', jerk!

Don't even try it!

K-Kanou! Knock it off!

You can't pick a fight with your chair in the middle of class!

You jerkass robot!

...Nonomiya.

Y-Yes!

Oh, the corridor? Yes yes, right away...

I'm sorry, this is all my fault...

Ah, whatever. As long as I can sleep, it doesn't matter where.

But do something about that robot already, would ya?

I can't get any shut-eye with him around...

Oh...

Huh? Where are you going?

I'm gonna go take a nap.

Give Sensei my regards, okay?

All right, you stay here!

I've been abandoned...

You sure you really wanna tag along?

Oh, definitely! I have things I need to do, too.

...Huh.

This is amazing! The two of us can walk side-by-side!

It's like we're going somewhere for a picnic!

Utter bliss...

Whoops.

Ah, hey Yoko!

Zero!

Here!

What, you're skipping class again?

Yep, looks like it.

Well, what did I expect? You do have a bad reputation.

Huh, if you say so.

Okay, what the heck's with this girl and why is she acting so cozy with Zero?

Ahem!

Huh?

Who is she?

Ah yeah, she's from my class, she's...

Uh, what was her name again?

Huh? Really...?

Kichinosuke, hurry!

- Where are we going? - Just never mind!

Ah! There he is!

Looks like he's fallen asleep again!

The dumber they are, the harder they sleep...

Oh my, he's so cute...

He's always trying to look tough and scary when he's awake...

Hello?

Hello!

Hello! Time to wake up!

Hello? It's time for lunch...

Hello...

Zero!

Yoko!

Agh!

And now I'm suddenly really annoyed...

Agh!

O-Oh, wouldn't you know? A bug!

Huh, how 'bout that...

Well, it's lunch time, and here's a bento!

Huh? Whoa, thanks!

Hahaha! Okay, hand it over...

Time to eat-- oh!

C'mon!

What are you doing?

Hand it over this instant, Kichinosuke!

Whoa... AGH!

Now that's heavy...

Stupid glutton.

Don't speak out of turn!

What the heck's this?

Made By Jun Nonomiya

You haven't been able to remember my name up to now, correct?

Zero!

Hey.

Oh, you're here too.

It's not a big deal. Anyways, let's eat!

All right! A huge success!

Huh?

Goodbye! Have a nice life!

Maybe my calculations were off?

You gotta be kiddin' me...

You really think slappin' some legs on a bento box is funny?

Rage!!!

You piece of...

What are you doing to Zero?!

Kichinosuke, stop!

You punk!

STOP!

Powering... down.

Well, if Zero didn't hate me before, he certainly does now...

I really messed up big time...

And I'm just so short...

With no chest to speak of...

There's no way I could ever compare to Yoko...

Well, looks like you have to give up!

You wait just a minute!

You flying off the handle certainly hasn't helped matters one bit!

But I did it for you!

Oh, you did something for me, all right!

Now stop polishing your head and start listening to what I have to say!

Yes?

We need your help in the restaurant right away!

We're getting swamped!

O-Okay! I'll head over now!

Regret...

Now you just sit here and reflect on what you've done!

Kichinosuke will now self-reflect!

Self-reflection completed.

I did nothing wrong.

Welcome-- huh.

Oh, it's you guys!

Hey, how are ya?

What's up?

Hey, a coffee, please!

Yes!

Hey Jun, it's about your robot!

Oh, Kichinosuke?

We saw him walking away muttering something.

Yeah, he's running away!

What? He's running away?!

Which way was he going?

Towards the harbor!

Yeah!

Thank you...

Papa, three children's lunches, please!

All right!

Oh, and a cup of coffee too, please!

Jun, where the heck are you goin'?!

Sorry, something urgent came up!

Just hold on a second!

Well, don't that beat all!

Won't help, just runs off on her own...

Huh?

Running away... Running away.

It's those guys from the other day.

Yo boss, is Zero comin'?

Yup.

He's been rippin' through this dock everyday lately.

Todays' the day we cash that check he's been writin'.

You got your orders! Now split up!

Yeah!

Kichinosuke!

Oh, just where could he have gone?

Oh.

- There he is! - Yeah!

Stop!

Sorry, playin' around with cockroaches ain't my thing!

Eat this!

Boss, you gotta keep it together!

All right, our turn!

Yeah!

We got you this time!

Outta the way!

Damn it!

You stupid asshole!

Stop whining and get after him already!

Y-Yes, boss!

Kichinosuke!

Oh goodness...

What's the problem, Zero?

You finally done runnin' away?

Heh.

Heh, I'm helping you out! Cockroaches like narrow places, don't they?

What you say?

You ain't getting out of this, even if you get down and beg.

- Beat his ass! - All right!

Zero's in trouble!

Should I go help or should I leave? I don't know what to do!

Oops, I broke.

Eat this!

Ah!

It's that biker gang from the other day! And is that Zero?

Stop!

Oh, it's you, Kichinosuke!

Come on, Kichinosuke, you have to help Zero!

Oops, I'm broken!

Kichinosuke, please, you have to get up!

Oh for pete's sake...

Ah, that's right!

You're makin' this more trouble than you're worth...

It's the cops! Get outta here!

G-Get back here...!

Zero...

Zero, are you okay?

Oh Zero, please hang on!

It... It's you...

I just went too easy on 'em is all.

Oh, what should I do? Please don't move...

Zero!

It's Yoko!

We passed by Hanyu and his gang and I started to worry!

- Please give me a hand. - Ah, certainly...

Where are you going to take Zero?

My family runs a hospital.

So please don't worry, okay?

What the heck...

All this fuss over a few scratches, Jun...

Jun...

Zero...

He actually remembered my name...

So, is Zero broken?

Oh, Zero actually managed to remember my name!

Yahoo! Finally!

Wait, what? What's going on?

We're at the amusement park

On a date, eating ice cream

My crocodile tears are shining

in the illumination of the shuttle loop

But because of his warm kindness

I flash my practiced smile

But it's all a dream, isn't it?

Reality: 100% One-Sided

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 100

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 120

That would be his data

Looks: Beep Beep Beep... 30

Sports: Beep Beep Beep... 20

Popularity: Beep Beep Beep... 10

And that would be my data...

*computer beeping*

360 degrees of rivals, wherever I go

*computer beeping*

Tonight's projected chance of love... 0!

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Kichinosuke needs to understand the feelings of a young girl in love!

I made him a Love Circuit, and so the experiment begins!

But love sure does a number on Kichinosuke!

I really should have called it a Heartbreak Circuit instead!

Oh my, I'm getting a headache...

Hai! Step Jun!

The Love Circuit Heartbeat!

The Heartful Mechanic!

The Love Circuit Heartbeat!