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Mom, what are you doing home?
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Son, what are you doing in here?
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I'm sorry.
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I thought you guys were at the party, so
I just wanted to use your bathroom, you
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know, mine and Matt's.
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Fine. You can do what you want. I'm
sorry.
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Don't ruin your evening.
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Mom, why are you here? You should be at
the party with Dad.
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I don't... You guys have been talking
about it for like over a month. I don't
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want to talk about it right now, okay?
I'm kind of...
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Processing things.
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Where's dad?
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He's still at the party.
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Are you sick?
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Why did you leave?
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You look great.
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Your father and I... It's nothing.
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I shouldn't be talking about this with
you. I don't want to ruin the
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relationship you and your father have.
This is personal between your father and
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me.
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Mom.
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What do you mean ruin our relationship?
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Did he do something to you? Are you
okay?
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I'm fine. I know how he gets when he
drinks.
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No, he didn't do anything to me.
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Then what's wrong?
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Are you sick?
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You don't say... Mom, there's
something... You're freaking me out.
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Do you think you can turn somebody gay?
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Seriously?
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Like, is this a legit question you're
asking me?
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Never mind.
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No, Mom, I don't really think that
people can turn gay. We learned in
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that there's a gay gene. They discovered
that. You're born gay.
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Lady Gaga said it, too.
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Baby, I was born this way.
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You're either straight or you're gay or
whatever.
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It's not something that you can be
turned that way. I caught your father
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another man tonight.
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What?
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I told you.
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This is kind of a lot.
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Oh, my.
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I've had suspicion for a while now.
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I mean... Like, what happened? Is he...
What did he do? It couldn't be that bad.
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Maybe, Mom, maybe he's just... Maybe,
like I said, he drinks a lot on
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What was he... He's sober.
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He was totally sober tonight. He was the
designated driver.
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Oh, my God.
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And you know we can't get a divorce. I
just don't believe in that.
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I mean, it makes sense.
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We never really had that physically
intimate connection to begin with. And
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when you were conceived, he was drunk.
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But I never thought... He's like the all
-American guy.
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I know.
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I don't... I mean, we do watch Predator
once a week, but... That's normal.
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It is. Carl Weathers is so good in that
movie.
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Like, I was even sexually attracted to
him.
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I mean, Arnold, at his peak, pretty
much.
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I... It's not Predator. It's your
father.
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Mom, you don't really think that you
turned Dad gay, do you? What else could
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be? You know, I was always joking with
him. I always used to say, you know, you
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can do whatever you want with anyone as
long as you don't cheat on me with other
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women. Because he was so straight.
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Mom, look at yourself.
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You...
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You look, you're like the hottest mom in
this neighborhood, in this city,
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probably in this state. I drove him to
it. Are you kidding me? Look at
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I should have let him do whatever.
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Mom, look at you. We had you.
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You're so beautiful, Mom. Don't do this
to yourself. We were both young when we
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had you.
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Mom, this is not your fault.
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It's not your fault.
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It's not. And you know what?
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You've been trying so hard.
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To get him to notice you. I... Look at
all the Pilates and yoga classes. You
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are... You're... I'm sorry, that sounds
inappropriate, but you are smoking hot.
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Apparently that's not enough.
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It is.
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Any... Any man. Any straight man.
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And I would even... I would even go as
far as saying that you could turn a gay
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man straight.
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Okay? You didn't make that... What am I
going to do, son? I can't...
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I can't leave him, and I... You don't,
Mom, you don't have to leave him.
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Mom, I know this might sound crazy, but
you've got me.
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I... I love you. Son. I think you're
beautiful. I love you, I do. I really, I
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do, but... I think you're beautiful.
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I... You can't help me with everything.
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What are you... Son.
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Mom, look.
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Look at how good you look.
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You are sexy.
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You're perfect.
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You know, I'm a grown man now.
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I can... I know, but you can't help me
with everything.
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Mom, I can make you feel just wonderful.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, wow.
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Beautiful.
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sex often.
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So incredible.
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