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Oh!

Bro chill.

Oh, it's good to be back.

It is good to be back.

Yeah, that's yay for you.

But to be completely honest, I'm kind of out of it.

So can we leave please?

For real?

Hold up, this was your idea

to come straight out the minute I landed.

- Yeah, well- - The minute I landed.

But to be completely fair, for the past hour,

you haven't stopped fucking dancing.

And I'd much rather be in bed snuggling

with Kat than watching your fucking shitty dance moves.

Wait, are you sure she's okay

with letting me stay the night

because I can just wake up Mum to let me in.

Right, yeah, yeah, 'cause I really want to hear about it

for the next week and about how her aura is fucked up.

Yeah, thank you Adam.

- Okay, yeah, I hear ya. - It's really great.

I hear ya.

So what, are we gonna leave now?

Okay, like your face is telling me yes,

but the booze is sending you mixed signals, all right?

Oh, come on, I missed you.

Can't we party a little longer?

Adam, you're a smart boy, right?

Right? - Sure.

Does my face scream party time?

It could.

Okay, let's go party boy.

♪ Your love's a chore ♪

♪ Can you tell me what your love is for ♪

♪ Are you lonely or are you just bored ♪

♪ I'm red and sore ♪

♪ Bet you want me coming back for more ♪

Look at you.

- Hi, hello, hello? - Your hair, it's so long.

- Oh, you don't like it? - I did not say that.

Now gimme a hug.

So sorry, can't stay for long.

Why not?

I was hoping we could hang out.

I could take you shopping.

Well, I need to meet Dad for breakfast.

He's got something Biggie wants to ask me.

Oh, okay, well, if you must.

Hey, but don't forget about me while you're down here.

Mum, I'm not going anywhere, all right?

There'll be plenty of opportunities to hang out

and go shopping.

Go to a movie.

- Yes. - Yeah, we'll go to a movie.

- Okay. - All right, love you.

♪ Why won't you go ♪

♪ Another brick is about to fall ♪

So is the Sydney issue the same as the Melbourne one?

Pretty much, give or take a page or two.

There's not as many ads.

And do you still like being up there or?

Well, the first year was Struggle Town,

but this year's been heaps better.

I'm getting kind of used to it now.

Plus I get to see my mate Marco when I'm not crazy busy.

Yeah, and why do they want you down here again?

Well, they're way behind on the special anniversary issue.

So like, it's a double sized issue.

That sounds exciting.

I'll be sure to buy it.

It's free.

So is this why you asked me to breakfast

to talk about the magazine?

Not just that, but yes, it's part of the reason.

And the real reason is?

Remember I was telling you about your brother Ethan

and how he's really into writing?

Like, my half brother?

Well, I dunno why you needed to add that on,

but yes, our half brother.

What about him?

Well, see, the thing is he's really into writing.

Yeah, you mentioned that already.

And he's gonna be 20 soon,

and he really wants to step out of his little bubble

and try new things.

Still not sure how this involves me.

I was hoping maybe you could get him some work experience

at the "Single, Out" office

and he can start to learn about all of that.

He's so talented.

Yeah, I'm sure he is.

But Dad, I don't really know

if the Melbourne office needs anyone right now.

And besides, I don't even know the guy.

He's your little brother?

Yeah, my little brother.

And might I add, the last time I saw him was when he was six

and had that Harry Potter party.

I made a great Dobby.

I should have won best dressed that day.

"Master has given Dobby a sock."

Maybe you could pull some strings,

even get him an interview.

And if maybe you're going into work today,

he could tag along?

And just anything else Dad?

No, that's it.

Sure thing, I'll get right onto that road.

Great, you've got 30 seconds

before he reaches the table

and I've already told him you will.

Ethan. - Okay.

Sorry I'm late.

So, hi.

Adam, you remember your little brother?

So good to meet you again.

Likewise.

You've shot up since I last saw you.

It's crazy, I can't stop growing.

It's so crazy.

Come sit down with me.

So Adam was telling me how he would love to take you

into the office and show you around.

Yes, yes, I was.

That's crazy good.

Much love, bro.

Yeah, same bro.

Oh.

Wow!

Yeah, it's not too busy right now.

It's a good time.

Yeah, it's just so exciting.

But I'm playing it cool.

Do I look cool?

You look fine.

- Anyway. - Just like tripping.

You just negotiate.

It's different, it's different.

Hey, sorry to interrupt your work.

That's all right.

We weren't working.

You weren't working.

Classic, classic, classic.

This is Ethan.

I'm just showing him around the office.

He's interested in working here.

I'm his half brother.

Only by blood.

Yeah, that's usually

how the whole half brother thing works.

Ethan, meet Ange and Dennis.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Let us know if you need anything.

You definitely got the short straw

when it comes to inches.

The only inches I'm concerned about

are well above average.

Thank you.

Oh, classic Adam comeback.

Well, we won't keep you from your thinga-ma-bobs.

Nice to meet you both.

Let's keep moving along.

I know him from somewhere.

- He's tall. - And?

Do you think he's a top?

Adam, welcome back.

Good to see you.

Big day, you ready?

I believe so, yeah.

Who's this?

I'm Ethan, I'm his brother.

Oh, hi Ethan.

Anthony, nice to meet you.

Sorry, I thought your brother's name was Clayton.

Oh, he is

Ethan's from my dad's other family.

Ah, how Shakespearean.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for work.

I love writing.

I can write anything you need.

You're hired.

What?

Yeah, Ange has been looking

for a new staff writer weeks now.

Since when?

I just said weeks now.

You gotta listen.

That's crazy, I can't begin to tell you how grateful I am.

Well, okay, calm down.

Don't be too grateful just yet.

I'm gonna start you off three week trial.

Get you acclimated.

We'll see how you go, okay?

Is he any good?

I don't know.

Shouldn't you ask him that, interview CV?

Are you any good?

I wrote this on why Gen Y

don't have the same work ethic as Gen X.

Oh, good start.

You know, this is so good,

I almost don't wanna hire you.

Now you're gonna want more money.

- Really? - Well, no, I'm joking.

But yes, you can write well.

So yay for you.

Just keep it light, fun place.

Show him around?

- Will do boss. - Awesome.

Oh my god, I see it now.

Oh wow, oh yes. - Right?

Oh my, oh, you're definitely related.

You're definitely related. - Yeah.

So where's your section?

Well, I used to be over there,

but I work at the Sydney office now with Dylan.

I'm only in town for a few weeks to help with some shoots.

Right.

Well, what's "Single, Out" about?

Oh, I would've thought my dad, our dad would've told you.

Okay, it's about queer culture.

Are you okay with that?

Yeah, like I said, I'll write anything you need.

Okay, compadre, let's go.

Adam, so good to see you.

I love the sweater.

I love chocolate.

Do you want one?

There's lots.

Maybe later with a coffee.

Are you Adam's assistant?

Not quite.

What are you watching?

Oh, that's nothing.

"Highway to Heaven", season one, two, and three.

I mean, you don't look like a serial killer,

but this would say otherwise.

Should I be worried?

The show's about an angel who helps people.

I've never seen it.

Well, lemme know if you wanna watch.

Season three is the best one.

Ethan, this is Oliver.

He's been here the longest.

So if you have any questions, ask him.

Are you working here now?

I wanna say yes, but I'm still in shock, but yeah.

That's great, hope you like it here.

Oliver's nice now, but he will ride your arse hard

if you make a mistake.

I'd expect nothing less.

Are you a photographer too?

I'm a Writer.

Words are my love language.

What's funny?

I thought that was a joke.

I wasn't being serious.

You got me.

You know, I'm so happy we found another writer.

Well, at least read my stuff first.

I can get you set up with a desk tomorrow if that's okay.

That would be great.

Where's your toilet?

Oh, just down the hall to the right.

Thanks.

Hmm, so Adam, what's the story?

I know as much as you.

Do you think you'll fit in here?

Look, I know he is my half blood and all,

but if he's bad, he's bad.

Don't do him any favors because of me.

I mean, have you read this?

No, but Anthony was a fan.

He's good, a little wordy

and could do with a decent editor,

but it's kind of what we need.

Well, that's good.

I mean, I just dunno if this is the right place for him.

Let's just give him a chance and see how things roll.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, yes, yes, I'll ask him after the shoot.

I'm sure Adam will help you.

Okay, you need to chill down from a 10 to four, girl.

You are on speakerphone by the way.

Now you tell me.

It's just Jerry, Willow, and Theo here.

Do you think we can make this shirt tighter?

Sure, we can do that.

Are you planning a breathing during filming?

Well, as long as I look good. Who cares about breathing?

Look, try this one on.

Now, what if we show my belly button?

Guys like seeing my belly button for some reason.

- Belly button, noted. - Yeah, I agree.

I'm lowkey stressing.

The fundraiser is starting soon,

and I need as much money as I can if I want my first feature

to be the balls.

Okay, leave it with me.

I'll wave my magic wand.

And no, that's not a dick joke.

Hey, I gotta run, okay?

I'm needed.

I'll talk to you later.

Hi, darling. - Hi.

- So good to see you. - You too.

I love this new hair.

- It's... extra AF. - Thank you.

Give us a spin.

Damn.

Okay, so I just need you to invoice me for today

and then we're all good.

On that.

Do you think you could give my bestie, Spike some ad space

for his new feature film?

I'm running the online fundraiser.

Oh, I'll crunch the numbers, shouldn't be a problem.

Okay, many thanks.

Hey, say hi to K for me.

Will do.

You're skiing, you're skiing down a hill

as fast as you can.

There's someone behind you.

Oh, you've gotta be quick.

Gotta be quick.

They're coming for you.

Oh my God, you've taken flight.

You're in the air.

There you go.

Is that good?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's perfect.

A little bit more intensity.

Release.

There.

So this is for the cover, right?

I only do covers.

You'll be in the mag.

- On the mag. - In it.

- On it. - You'll be in it.

- On it. - In it.

On it.

- I'll see what I can do. - Good.

Okay, I think that's it for now.

Let's do one more outfit change before we wrap.

Gimme five minutes, maybe six (purring).

That's you, isn't it?

That was so long ago.

I don't even look like that anymore.

- You do. - Thanks.

Do you still model?

Oh no, I was just helping out that day.

I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy.

Don't sell yourself short.

That was actually the first job I did for "Single, Out".

You did that?

It looks great.

I didn't have much of a plan going into it,

though it's still my favorite cover.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

Thanks.

Hey, I just gotta make a few calls.

Are you gonna be all right if I leave you here for a bit?

Yeah, don't worry about me.

You do you.

Okay.

I'd love to see the photos from today too.

Sure, yeah, I'll get Kylie to send him over.

Thanks Adam, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Okay, yeah, take care for now, bye Dylan.

It is insane to me.

I'm doing all this for free.

I'm doing this outta my spare so I have commitments.

There's people in my life that need me

more than you guys do.

- Kylie? - Yes.

Kylie, hi, if you see Memphis,

let her know that I'm ready for her.

- Will do. - Great.

Have you seen Ethan?

No, ask Dennis.

Dennis, have you seen my brother?

The hot one?

He went that way. - Thank you.

Every time-

First, he was there, and then he disappears.

I said I would be five seconds,

but no, he didn't wanna do what I said, God forbid.

Hello?

Oh, fuck!

♪ Oh no ♪