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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

You were stealing.

I wasn't stealing at all.

You weren't stealing? No.

No? No.

So when I take the footage, are you going to be good? I'm going to be great.

There's no way that I could be that person.

Give me your IDs.

Do I really have to do that? I'm telling you, I didn't steal it. I need your

fucking IDs.

This is for the cops.

What?

How tall are you? I'm sorry?

How tall are you?

I'm 5 '7". 5 '7".

What color is your hair?

What color is your hair?

You look familiar.

You definitely look familiar.

I don't know. Have you been to this store before?

Um, maybe.

Come here.

Easy, easy, please.

We're going to be alright.

Stay right there, alright?

How long do I have to be back here?

Look at me.

And straight.

Sit straight.

Going up on the wall.

Alright, I'm gonna check this footage real quick.

I didn't do anything.

Don't lie.

Nobody likes a liar.

Have you

ever

been to jail?

You've never been to jail?

Have you?

What kind of question is that? I'm a fucking security guard.

Why would you steal?

I'm telling you, it really wasn't me.

It wasn't. They threw it away, but... Sinister, I... So

why the fuck would you steal?

You don't want to go to jail, right?

I didn't steal.

I don't want to go to jail. Shut the fuck up.

I just want to go home.

Why'd you get it?

I just want to go home.

I've seen you before.

Stolen as well, before.

Didn't catch you last time, though.

I got you this time.

There's no way that I could have stolen anything.

No, you're just not a thief like that. You just wouldn't do that.

No.

No? Maybe I have, like, I don't.

I don't know. You're making me really nervous.

Oh, yeah? Are you nervous?

Yeah?

Why the fuck would you steal from my store?

I didn't steal from the store.

You didn't steal?

Am I making you nervous?

Yes, you are.

Am I making you nervous? Yes, you are.

I'm 24.

You're 24.

When did you start stealing?

Never.

Never? Never.

Please.

Please just understand that this is a mistake. I just need to go home. Big

misunderstanding? Yeah.

So when I checked the cameras, you didn't steal anything. I didn't steal

anything. So it was a big misunderstanding?

It's a big, it's a big misunderstanding.

Why are you lying?

Why are you lying?

I'm not. I live with my parents. I go to school.

Like, I can't, I can't do this.

Yeah, you can't go to jail.

No.

So, let me give you one more chance, alright?

Just tell me now, so when I go check the footage, I don't just feel like, you

know, I've been lied to.

And I'll probably, you know, cut you a break.

I'm not lying.

I don't know what to tell you.

I just want to go home.

Why the fuck are you lying?

I'm not lying.

Why the fuck are you lying?

Please tell me why you're lying. I'm not lying.

I'm going to go check this out.

Okay?

Because you told me the truth.

But now you want to make it real hard, huh?

There's a camera here, a camera here, and a camera there.

All right?

Don't steal any more shit.

You got one more chance.

Tell me now.

I'm not lying.

You're not lying.

Excuse me?

I just want to go home.

I just want to fucking go home.

What if he just keeps me here?

What if he just literally keeps me here the whole time?

It's weird.

This is so fucking weird.

Okay.

So, I just watched the footage.

And you didn't say anything.

I wouldn't like that, huh?

You're so stupid.

Why would you steal from me?

I didn't steal.

Why the fuck would you steal? I didn't steal. I didn't steal.

I didn't steal.

Oh, shit.

Are you a channel? A little thief?

You definitely stole something. I just don't know what it is yet.

Please be gentler.

Yeah?

Yeah? Yeah?

Please.

You don't want to go to jail, do you? No, I don't.

You don't want to go to jail?

Oh, yeah.

So, let me check.

I don't have to get you naked.

A little strip search.

Mr. Security Guard, I don't feel comfortable with the strip search.

You don't feel comfortable with the strip search?

No, I don't. I should have a woman do my strip search.

All right.

I'm going to strip search you, all right?

But it should... And you're going to like it, okay?

It should be a woman that does it.

Today we don't have any women on that show, all right?

There's just me here today, okay?

Okay?

Please, Joe. Okay?

Okay, okay, okay, please.

You

stole

these two?

I really can't see without those.

It's better.

Fuck, it's in there.

Where is it at?

Where is what at?

Just keep looking at it, aren't you?

And there.

Oh, here we go.

Nothing in here.

Because I didn't taste anything. I guess you must have really hit it.

Where is it at?

I think I have to strip it down.

Listen, listen, listen. I can address myself.

I can address myself, Mr. Security Guard.

Open your fucking mouth. Open your fucking mouth. On your tongue.

Take it off now.

Okay, okay.

It's pretty hot.

Is there anything under here?

Or here?

No.

What about right here?

Bring it up.

Don't fucking move.

You don't want me to fucking call the cops?

No.

What do we have here?

Huh? What's this?

What the fuck is this?

What's this?

I thought you said you didn't steal.

Huh?

You don't steal?

Why'd

you

lie to me? Huh?

Why the fuck did you lie to me?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You were scared?

You were fucking scared, huh?

Yes. Why the fuck did you lie to me? I'm going to fucking choke you up.

Please don't.

Please don't.

Pussy.

Yeah.

Please don't do that.

You want to go to jail, don't you?

You don't want to go to jail? I don't want to go to jail. You don't want to go

to jail?

You want to go home? I don't want to go home.

You want to go home? I don't want to go home.

Oh, my God. I don't want to go home.

You don't want to go to jail. You don't want to go to jail. You don't want to

go, right?

Stay right there. Close your fucking eyes. Close your eyes. Don't fucking

your eyes.

Don't open your fucking eyes or you'll go to jail.

Open your eyes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah?

Oh, look at that, huh?

You ever seen a cock that big before?

No. You know what to do with cocks like that?

You ever suck a guy's cock before?

You know how to suck a fucking cock? Please stop asking me these questions.

Open your mouth.

You want to go to jail?

Or you want to go home?

Okay, open your mouth.

Open.

There you go. That's simple, right?

Real simple.

There you go. There you go. You're good.

You want to go home, don't you?

Yeah, yeah.

Suck that cock.

Suck that fucking cock.

You know what to do.

You sure it's not something big?

No. No?

It's not a big deal.

There we go.

What's wrong?

I just want to go home.

You want to go home? I want to go home. You got to go home. Not even real soon.

I promise.

Open that mouth up. Open your mouth.

Open it up. There you go. Keep sucking that cock with me.

There we go.

Suck it like you fucking love it.

Suck it like you fucking love it. Yeah?

What the fuck's wrong with you?

Nothing's wrong with me. Nothing's wrong with me.

Suck the cock then.

Suck it.

Fucking suck it.

Ah, yes.

There you go.

You love sucking my big dick, don't you?

Tell me you love sucking my big cock.

Say it.

I love sucking... I love sucking your big cock.

Say it like you mean it.

I love sucking your big cock.

There you go. That's better.

That's way better.

There we go.

There you go.

There you go. There you go. There you go.

There you go.

Keep a second.

Keep a second. I'll show you shortly.

Turn it off and look at it.

I love sucking that big cock. I love sucking that big cock.

I'm not done with you though.

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes. Come on.

Get over here.

Climb on this fucking carpet.

Climb on the carpet. Okay, okay, okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Put that fucking carpet in there.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

There you go. Don't turn that fucking carpet. Don't turn that fucking carpet.

Don't turn that carpet.

So you love it?

You love it, don't you?

Oh yeah, it's just like you love that big fucking butt, don't you?

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

You love her,

right?

You love her, don't you?

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

I promise.

I promise.

Tell me you like it.

I love it.

Tell me you fucking love it. I fucking love it.

Oh, yes, yes.

You fucking love it? I fucking love it. Yeah, you fucking love it. I love it.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Yeah, spread that fucking out. Spread it open.

There we go. Right there.

Right there. Oh, look at that.

I think that pretty little pussy much?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I just want to go home.

Don't move.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes, there you go.

There we go.

Are you proud of yourself?

Look at you.

Now get the fuck out of here.

Retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

officers to protect against these shoplifters. These are their stories.

shoplifter .com.