Original subtitles

[theme music]

(female #1) 'Help! Help, a mouse! A mouse!

- 'Help! - Bigelow is the name, see?

So stop squawking and hand over the cheese.

Oh, where is that cat?

Chatterley?

Oh, Chatterley!

What's all the fuss about for heaven's sakes?

Chatterley, it's a mouse.

Gosh, is that all?

[screeching] Oh, no!

Beat it, you mangy cat, or you're gonna get it, see?

- It's Bigelow! - Boo! You chicken cat. Boo!

- Boo! - Help!

[whimpering]

Chatterley, you're supposed to be a cat, remember?

Sure, but that's not just any old mouse, that's Bigelow.

Do you want to lose your happy home?

Oh, come off it.

Of course not.

Then get rid of that mouse or out you go.

Yes, ma'am.

Ooh, you're asking for it, Chatterley.

I know, I know.

But I have no choice.

[instrumental music]

[chomp]

I didn't mean it, Bigelow.

Honest.

She made me do it.

I apologize.

Slam

I should have known better than to get mixed up with Bigelow.

Screech

(Bigelow) Let me out, you dratty cat.

Ooh, you're gonna get it.

Well, what do you know?

I caught Bigelow.

I did it. I'm a hero!

[screeching] So long, pal.

(Bigelow) Let me out or you're gonna get me sore.

Yeah. Good and sore.

Bombs away.

Thud

Yow!

Crash

[dramatic music]

Is it a bird?

Is it a shooting star?

No.

Thud

It is a pussy cat.

[whimpering]

Do not be afraid. I am Loopy De Loop, the good wolf.

Who's afraid of wolves?

It's that Bigelow mouse that bugs me.

- You are afraid of a mouse? - 'Yes.'

And if I don't get rid of him, out I go.

Perhaps I can be of help.

You wait here while I unhouse that mouse.

Well, for heavens sakes.

You are a good wolf, aren't you?

- Hey, what is this? - It is simple.

You do not live here anymore.

Whack whack

- Out you go! - Ooh, are you gonna get it.

I will count to ten

and if you do not come out I will go in after you.

One, two..

"In case of cat break glass."

It ought to work with a wolf too.

[glass shatters]

...nine.

Whack

- What happened? - I met Bigelow.

Hit him high, hit him low.

Let's get rid of Bigelow. Yay team!

Swish

I'm warning you! Lay off!

Squeak

This little piggy went to market.

This little piggy stayed home.

Swoosh

What do you know, I ran out of piggies.

Help!

Snap

[glass shatters]

Thud

Bigelow?

Bigelow.

For the last time I am telling you, you must leave.

Ooh, I'm gonna let this guy have it.

Alright you.

Come and get me.

Screech

I will cuckoo him out, yes?

Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.

Twang

Don't get discouraged.

He just got lucky.

Here take this.

[bell dings]

Go get him, champ. Go, go, go.

Swish

I am telling you again, you must leave. Scram-a-voo!

Whack

Alright you win. I'll go.

But I'll have to call my family first.

Come on, fella's, we gotta move.

Swish

- Who says? - Ooh, somebody's gonna get it.

- And get it good. - It's no use, fellas.

(Bigelow) 'It's gonna be a cold hard winter outside.'

- 'Let's go.' - Wait!

You will not be homeless.

You can live with me.

(in unison) Ooh, that's good.

That's real good.

And since we haven't any more mice

I see no reason for having a cat.

'Do you, Chatterley?

Well, I'm loveable and friendly and cuddly.

And I can do a swell soft shoe.

That's fine.

You can "shoe" yourself right out of here.

Aw shucks, gee whiz.

Where's your gratitude and all that stuff?

[door slams]

Soup's on, little family.

[doorbell rings]

Come in please.

Is this a private party or can any old cat bust in?

(in unison) We want dinner.

We want dinner.

We want dinner.

Alright. Pipe down, you guys, or you gonna get it.

Huh, huh, huh, yes?

[outro music]

[music fades]