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[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Hello there, my little Bon-Bon.

Shh. Not now, Uncle Loopy.

I am reading the life story of my favorite hero.

Your favorite hero?

Georgie Washington, perhaps.

No, no, The Big Bad Wolf.

What kind of trash are you reading?

"So The Big Bad Wolf

"he huffed and he puffed

and he blow down the little pig's house."

Bon-Bon, where did you go?

At least I can be a little bad wolf.

I will blow down the straw house for a starter.

[knocking on door]

- 'Go away. We don't want any.' - I am The Big Bad Wolf.

Open up, or I will huff and puff

and blow your house down.

- What do you want, sonny? - I am not sonny.

- I am the Big Bad Wolf. - Sure you are.

And I'm Little Red Riding Hood.

Now scram, shorty.

[door slams]

Oh, brother, is he asking for it.

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

[inhales deeply]

No, no, Bon-Bon. It is not nice

to blow down the little pig's house of straw.

Straw? Oh-ho, but I am allergic to straw.

It makes me sneeze.

[sneezes]

Gesundheit.

Good work, Uncle Loopy.

You did it with one puff.

[door opens]

So you're The Big Bad Wolf.

Well, I read the book too, you big blowhards.

So blow.

[gunshots]

Let Loopy explain. It was the accident.

[gunshots continues]

[panting]

But, Uncle Loopy, that is not the way

it turned out in the storybook.

The story of the three little pigs is a lot of baloney.

Maybe so, but I must get on with my career.

Swish

The show must go on.

[doorbell rings]

- 'You chimed.' - I am The Big Bad Wolf.

Open up or I'll huff and puff

and all that stuff.

It's that silly little wolf pulling the same gag.

But when the big wolf comes to blow the house down

we'll let him have it.

(Bon-Bon) "Okay, I start the countdown.'

Three, two, one, zero.

[inhales deeply]

[blows]

No, no, wait, Bon-Bon.

Screech

You must not do it.

- There's the big windbag now. - Open the door.

So's I could get a beat on him.

[door opens]

Now fuzzy face

who's gonna blow whom's house down?

Don't point that thing, it might be..

Boom

...loaded.

As a good wolf, Uncle Loopy, you are pretty bad.

And as a bad wolf, little Bon-Bon, you are very good.

(pig #1) 'The way I got it figured'

if those crooked wolves follow the script

this house will be next.

In a pig's eye, it will.

[knocking on door]

Who is there? As if I did not know.

I repeat, I am The Big Bad..

Twang

...Wolf!

If you do not let me in

I will huff and puff and..

Swish swish

...like I said before, blow the house down.

Swish

[crackling]

You would not want people to say

that Loopy has the nephew who blows the houses down.

But this house will not blow down.

It will blow up.

[instrumental music]

Howdy, you all.

Somebody left this on my doorstep.

I think it belongs to you.

Swish

Uh-oh, poor Uncle Loopy.

Swish

As usual, Loopy is left holding..

Boom

...the bag.

Screech

I'm sorry, Uncle Loopy, that the trick backfired.

But that little ham will not get away with it.

Swish

'I will use my secret weapon.'

No, no, no, Bon-Bon. Not the secret weapon.

Swish

Not the bulldozer. Stop, Bon-Bon, stop.

Step on the brakes.

Kill the motor before the motor kill Loopy!

[instrumental music]

Phew.

Oh, that was the close call, no.

[house creaks]

[crashes]

[chuckles] They just don't make brick houses like they used to, yes?

Swish

But they still make the bricks very hard, no?

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

Quick, Bon-Bon, into the house.

I'm way ahead of you, Uncle Loopy.

Whack

[wind whistling]

- Even pigs have rights, right? - Right.

Okay, fire one, Wilbert.

This bomb will blast him.

Bombs away.

[instrumental music]

So, Bon-Bon, you have learned your lesson?

Oh, yes, Uncle Loopy.

You do not want to be a big bad wolf?

(Bon-Bon) 'No, sir, Uncle Loopy.'

boom

And what do you want to be now, Bon-Bon?

What else? I want to be an astronaut.

That makes sense.

We should be going into the orbit any minute now!

[outro music]

[music fades]