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[theme music]

I love you, Emmy Lou.

Splash

I love you, I love you, Emmy Lou.

[instrumental music]

Yeah!

Whoosh thud

How I love you.

You're so beautiful and I'm so jealous.

Thud thud thud

Come in, y'all.

Ah-ha! Who's that ugly little critter with you?

That's just your reflection in the mirror, silly.

Yeah, and I'm so jealous I can't stand it!

[shatters]

Calm down, Braxton.

Y'all must learn to control yourself.

Thud thud thud

Who's that?

It's Benevolent Billions the Third come to call.

Hello, Benevolent , honey.

Hello, Emmy Lou.

I brought you some expensive bonbons.

Ooooh!

Ooh, these jealousy pangs.

I have got a new set of sport cars, Braxton.

What have you got?

This!

And this!

Swish thud

Now I feel better.

[phone ringing]

Why, hello, Beauregard honey.

When did you get back, sweets?

Why, of course I'll go to the magnolia ball

'with you, darlin'.'

Ooooh!

Ooh, I'm so jealous,

I can't stand it!

Clink clink

She's mine, ya hear?

Mine, mine, mine!

[panting]

Y'all may leave now, Braxton.

You mean, "Leave" like "Go?"

Yes. And don't come back until you can control

your insane jealousy.

[instrumental music]

No one can help a jealous lover.

Aha, but you are wrong.

Who are you?

My card.

"Loopy De Loop, Jealous lovers anonymous."

You mean, my jealousy can be cured? How?

To eliminate jealousy from the mind

you repeat over and over

“I am not jealous, I am not jealous."

I am not jealous, I am not jealous

I am not jealous.

Very good.

Now, here is what we will do.

I'm cured, Emmy Lou.

I don't have a jealous bone left in my body.

Can ya prove it, Braxton?

Thud thud thud

I'll prove it right now.

That's probably one of your handsome suitors

who I won't be jealous of.

[instrumental music]

I am Charles O'boy, the famous screen lover.

May I use your telephone?

Why, Mr. O'boy, it's really you.

I just adore all your movies.

You're gorgeous.

But of course.

And you too are almost as gorgeous.

Smooch

Oh, Mr. O'boy!

You're so continental.

(Charles) "You should be my leading lady.'

(Emmy) 'I should?'

I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous!

We could make the beautiful music

together.

[giggles] We could?

Ooh, I'm so jealous, I can't bear to look.

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Who am I kiddin'?

I'm so jealous, I can't stand it!

Whoosh thud

[instrumental music]

Thud crash

(Emmy) 'So you haven't a jealous bone in your body, Braxton?"

'Out, out!'

Oh, me and my big fat jealous bones.

Do not despair.

It's no use, Loopy.

I just can't be cured of jealous-it is.

Oh, yes, you can.

These handcuffs will give you time

to cool off before you get jealous.

So ya see, Emmy Lou, I can't do anything

'cause I'm handcuffed to this radiator.

Since I don't expect any callers

I suppose it's alright.

Thud thud thud

Whoever y'all are, come in.

Pardon me, ma'am.

My name is Rhett Bottled.

I'm a handsome rascal of a riverboat gambler.

Could you direct me to the muddy Mississippi

you dazzlin' hunk of southern sunshine, you?

Why, Mr. Rhett Bottled.

You are just overflowin' with flattery.

[giggles]

Rrrr..

Down, jealousy, down.

I believe the love at first sight.

Do you all?

Aah, it's possible.

Ooh, ooh, can't get loose.

Ooh, guess I'll just have to restrain my jealousy.

Braxton, if you really love me

you'd at least show you were jealous.

Sure enough!

O-kay!

Thud

If you pardon me

I have got a terribly urgent appointment

with a headache specialist.

Swish crash

I love you, Emmy Lou.

Say you'll be mine.

Not till ya stop bein' jealous, Braxton.

But I thought you wanted me to be jealous.

That's true.

It proves you love me.

But I just can't stand a jealous lover.

Huh? Help! Loopy!

Whoosh

I got a new problem.

What is it?

I just don't understand women.

Then welcome to the club.

Yes, fellows?

[theme music]