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[theme music]

[gunshots]

Rev it up, lead foot. We gotta shake those cops.

- Ah, shake the cops? Okay. - Step on it, chowder head.

[tires screeching]

Not the brakes!

Hey, what strategy. That shook 'em, Sam.

Now, let's get lost.

[engine revving]

(Sam) Don't worry, I am lost.

Ah, now we can take off these corny wolf masks.

(policeman on radio) 'Calling all cars, calling all cars.'

Hey, ain't that a police call?

It ain't sing-along with Sam.

(policeman on radio) "Be on the lookout for a CLINKS armored truck'

'hijacked by three crooks wearing wolf masks.'

(Sam) 'Uh, crooks?

(policeman on radio) 'The truck was carrying one million bucks.'

- 'That is all.' - 'That is all?'

(Sam) Uh, that's enough.

We gotta ditch this truck, Sam.

(Sam) Yeah, ditch the truck.

No!

[screeches]

Splash

[water bubbling]

Sam, you shoulda oughta waited till we got outta the truck.

Oh, out of the truck.

[instrumental music]

Here's the hideout. We'll lay low until Big Louie shows.

Yeah, Big Louie shows.

[instrumental music]

Hello, my little funny bunny.

[, Loopy, am happy to see you.

Loopy love all his scurry forest friends, yes, no?

Mwah.

Ptooie, Ptooie! Yuck!

Hello, my little bitty buddy bear.

Like Loopy say, I love everybody.

But papa bear. Where is your spirit of brotherly love?

Thuds

- What was that? - Sounds like Big Louie.

Thud

How about that, boss?

Ain't Louie got a peachy wolf mask?

Yeah, looks real real.

[both laughing]

Do not laugh. This is the only face Loopy has got.

Always clownin', eh, Louie?

Take off that stupid Halloween mask

and let's divvy up the loot.

Please. This funny face is no laughing matter.

Gimme a hand, Sam.

Louie must have this funny face glued on.

(Sam) 'Yeah, glued on.'

[laughs]

But this funny face is not detachable.

It comes with a body-y-y!

Hold it, Sam. This is a for-real wolf, and the cops are lookin'

for bandits dressed like wolves, right?

(Sam) "Dah, right."

So, this wolf's gonna be our pigeon.

[laughing]

A pigeon? I'd better fly the coop.

- Stop him, Sam! - Uh, you mean like this?

[Loopy gasps]

Yeah, I'll learn him a thing or three.

Thud

I'll brainwash him.

[laughs]

Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof!

Sounds like someone's "oof in' in that cave.

Yeah, maybe it's the hijackers.

Get on the horn and give 'em a blast.

Okay, you guys, we got ya surrounded.

Come out with your hands up.

Uh, it's the cops.

Well, what are ya waitin' for, Sam?

Show that wolf-type bandit the way out.

Yeah, out.

Alley-oop!

Looks like we hit the jackpot, sarge.

Here comes one of the wolf bandits now.

- Give him the teargas. - Right.

[gunshot]

[hissing]

Let's face it, this is not my day.

Oop!

Hey, that's no fair. He swallowed the teargas shell.

[teargas hissing]

[instrumental music]

[Sam coughing]

- 'It's teargas.' - Yeah.'

[coughing continues]

(Sam) 'Uh, ain't it a or yin' shame.'

- We give up. - Yeah, up.

[coughing]

We smoked a couple more out, sarge.

Right, now to nab the third hijacker.

[coughing]

(Loopy) Where did everybody go?

- What did you say, Sam? - Sam?

[chuckles] I fooled ya, huh?

I sneaked in the back way, Sam.

Sam? I am Sam?

- Then you must be Loopy. - 'Who you callin' Loopy?'

[instrumental music]

Take off that silly disguise.

I'll show ya who's Loopy around here.

Please! You are stretching the material.

Squeak

(police officer) 'Okay, Louie, hands up.'

Don't shoot. I give up.

Well, that's all three of 'em, sarge.

Yeah. Hey, but wait a minute.

If we have the three crooks, who are you?

I am Loopy, the lovable, jolly, clean-cut wolf.

Wolf, eh?

Ha, and I'm Little Red Ridin' Hood.

[chuckles] Take off that silly-lookin' mask

and let's have a look.

[grunting]

Oof! Hey, Fred, gimme a hand.

This thing's stuck.

Squeak squeak

Don't worry, fella. We'll have this thing off in a jiffy.

[grunting]

A joke is a joke.

But this is stretching things too far, yes, no?

Oof, oof, oof, oof!

[outro music]

[music fades]