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[theme music]

(male narrator) This is the headquarters of that famous organization

the S.S.A., Sheep Stealers Anonymous

created by that famous do-gooder, Loopy De Loop.

[instrumental music]

Thanks a lot, Loopy.

I'll never touch another sheep as long as I live.

Ah-ha, that is the spirit.

Do say to yourself over and over.

"I will not steal the sheep.”

I will not steal the sheep.

I will not steal the sheep.

- I will not steal the sheep. - Poor fellow.

Another one of those pathetic sheep stealer cases

just like me.

[instrumental music]

It's the same old story, Loopy.

Everything is okay until I hear a sheep.

- You mean like this? Baa! - Yeah, that's it.

Ha, something inside of me then snaps

and I get an uncontrollable desire

to steal a sheep and I change from a sweet loveable wolf

in to a sheep stealing monster.

Crash

You see, Loopy, I got an acute problem.

I don't think it is so cute.

[sheep bleating]

I hear something say, baa, baa. It's sheep.

Out of my way, you creep.

Swish

Stop, Sam. You must have the willpower.

Stop, Sam. Stop!

I see your jaws prating

but I can't hear a word you're saying.

Twang

Help!

Do not steal the sheep, Sam.

That one will lead to another and another to another

until you are whooped again.

Crash

Holy mackerel.

(Sam) 'You got to hand it to the guy.'

'He sure gives it the good old college try.'

Oh, oh, what's this?

A no-good, prating-prating sheep stealing wolf.

Whack

[comical music]

Thud

Well, that is one way of clearing the old sinuses.

Loopy is right.

I'd be okay if I didn't steal that first one.

I must have willpower. And Loopy will help me.

There, my friend.

Now you will stay out of trouble.

Thanks, Loopy. Thanks a bunch.

A pleasure, my friend.

And now, I will return the little lamb.

Oh, Monsieur Sheepdog.

Give me that lamb.

Bump bump bump

Seems to me like you pratin' rotten wolf

would get it through your thick skulls

that we don't cotton the sheep stealing

around here.

Come on, little lamb. Let's go back to mama.

[bleating]

Sheep!

Give me that sheep.

I got to have it. Give me that sheep.

Those thievin' wolves make me so mad.

I'm sick to be tied.

(Sheepdog) 'Hey!

I got it. I got it.

I got it. It's mine.

[comical music]

Now, I'm sick to be untied.

One little lamb shouldn't hurt anybody, eh, kid?

Uh-oh!

Screech

Ah-ah-ah, monsieur.

Caught you trying to sneak one, eh?

Loopy, pal.

I've been listening to your goody good talk

till I'm up to here in it.

So why don't you make like a bee and buzz off?

[whirring]

One thing those thievin' wolves got to learn

you can't keep a good dog down.

Thud

Hold it, Sam.

Swish

Wait, wait, do not touch that sheep.

Uh-oh, it's that creep Loopy again.

Clang

Tsk-tsk. The way folks litter up the countryside these days.

[instrumental music]

One thing you can say for Sam, he is tidy.

Well, here goes, down the old hatch.

Wait. You cannot do this.

- Give me that lamb. - No, no.

- Give me that lamb. - No, no, no, no.

Then I'll have to dip into the old reserve.

No lamb here. It's gone.

Swish

No lamb in here either.

None here. None here. None here.

Not a lamb in the house.

Get ahold of yourself, Sam baby.

You're starting to crack.

Swish

There, who needs an old lamb anyway?

I don't need any old lamb.

[lamp bleating]

boing

Oh, yes, I do.

Swish

Give me that lamb, Loopy.

- Never, Sam. - I said, gimme that lamb.

No, no.

Wait till I find that

no-good flashing-flashing sheep stealing wolf?

- Give me that lamb. - Never.

Give me. Give me that lamb.

- No, no. - Uh-oh.

Hold it, you flashing flashing no-good wolf.

Yeow!

[dramatic music]

Crash

That did it. I am cured.

If I never see another lamb, it will be too soon.

You said a mouthful, monsieur.

Yeah, pesky lambs.

They're more trouble than they're worth.

[instrumental music]

There should be a law against raising sheep.

- Yeah, who needs 'em? - Yeah, not me. I hate lambs.

Hey, fellas. What'd I do, fellas?

It was you guys. I didn't do nothing.

Yeah, what'd I do? I didn't do nothing.

Are you guys the worst?

[theme music]