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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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I have had it. I quit.
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You can't quit.
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What's a Red Riding Hood story
without a wolf?
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Yeah, what about us?
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(Sam) 'I-] would suggest
you get a new plot.'
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That Red Riding Hood bit
is a moldy fig.
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But, monsieur wolf
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everybody loves
the Red Riding Hood story.
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Everybody but me.
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I'm up to here in that, "My!
What big teeth you have" jazz.
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Besides, I have been bad guy
SO0 many times.
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My own kids will not speak
to me no more.
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But what about the kids
that never heard
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the Red Riding Hood story?
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Yeah? Well, they are
not missing anything.
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Oh, just the cotton
picking minute.
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All is not lost.
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I, Loopy, am a wolf.
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I will play the part.
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[chuckles] How is that
for the pretty good idea?
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What do you think, granny?
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Well, a wolf's a wolf,
the way I look at it.
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Okay, then. Places, everybody!
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Swish
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J La-la-la-la-la-la-la J'J
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Bonjour, mon pet it chert.
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What have you there
in the basket?
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I'll show you, Mr. Wolf, sir.
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Goodies for grandmother,
no doubt.
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[bash]
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Wait one moment!
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That is not the way
the story goes.
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Hold it!
What's the trouble?
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I don't think
this is gonna work.
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Already he's trying to
rewrite the story.
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But monsieur,
according to the book--
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Never mind!
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We'll take it from where
the wolf goes to granny's house.
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[chuckles] This is the
part I like best anyway.
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(grandmother)
'Who's there?'
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It is me, Red Riding Hood,
your grand-daughter.
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[clanking]
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You're not my granddaughter.
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You're the big bad wolf.
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Now, what's wrong?
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Oh, the grandmother,
she is ad-libbing.
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You trying to tell me
I don't know my part?
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Look, pal.
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If you don't like the way
we're doing this story
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'why don't you quit?'
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That won't be necessary,
monsieur.
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Loopy is the good trooper.
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Okay, let's try to get it
right this time.
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Red, you say, my, what
a big nose, blah, blah, blah.
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And wolf,
you say, all the better
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to blah, blah, blah, blah.
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My, grandma.
What a nose you have!
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Squeak
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All the better to...smell you
with, mon pet it.
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Gee, grandma,
what big ears you have.
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- All the better to..
-'Ah-ha!
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You're the wolf that ate up
poor old granny
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and I'm gonna get you.
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(Loopy) 'But, monsieur,
this is too soon.'
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Woody!
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- Hey, Woody!
- Yeah?
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(Red)
'He's right.'
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- You came in on the wrong cue.
- Oops. Sorry.
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Now, let's see. Where were we?
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Oh, yeah. And gee granny,
what big--
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Ah-ha! You're the wolf that
ate a poor old granny.
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And I'm gonna get you.
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Woody!
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[barn]
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Hey, Woody!
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- Too soon?
- "Too soon.'
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Gee, whiz.
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You and granny get to have
all the fun.
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My part's so small,
I could telephone it in.
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Jeepers...give a bit player
a few lines
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and he thinks he's a star.
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Look, if this simple
little child's story
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is too tough for you
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we can get another wolfsy.
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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- On with the story.
- 'Ah-hat'
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Someone's been sleeping
in my bed
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and there he is now!
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But that is
the different story.
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Don't try to tell me
my business.
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I think he's right.
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The granny was supposed to say,
"Fee-fi-fo-fum."
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No, she wasn't.
You were supposed to say that.
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She was supposed to say,
"Mirror, mirror on the wall."
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Maybe she wasn't
supposed to say anything.
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I think you're right.
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Hold everything.
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Okay, gang.
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Once more, and this time,
light the book.
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Red Riding Hood in the bed?
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Hm, that is a switch.
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[door knocks]
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Would you see
who is at the door
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good and kindly
wood chopper, sir?
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Certainly. Perhaps it is
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"Snow White
and the Seven Dwarfs."
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Greetings.
I am Little Red Riding Hood
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and I've brought my granny
a basket of goodies.
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Well, at least
he has the right story.
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Hey...what are you doing
with that axe?
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'And what have you done
with my grandma?"
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[bash]
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Greetings. I am Little Red
Riding Hood and--
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What do you mean,
you're Red Riding Hood?
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I'm Red Riding Hood.
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You've lost your marbles,
buster. I'm Red Riding Hood.
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Please...do not fight.
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We will flip the coin, oui?
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(Woody) 'Keep out of this.
It's all your fault anyway.'
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Throw the pest out.
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Yeah, who needs a wolf.
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[thudding]
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Okay, gang. Let's take it from
where Red starts
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down the beanstalk,
and granny follows.
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Riding on a pumpkin
drawn by six white mice.
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That's more like it.
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Who knows?
Maybe they are right.
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After all...there are two sides
to every story, no?
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[outro music]
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[music fades]
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