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I have had it. I quit.

You can't quit.

What's a Red Riding Hood story without a wolf?

Yeah, what about us?

(Sam) 'I-] would suggest you get a new plot.'

That Red Riding Hood bit is a moldy fig.

But, monsieur wolf

everybody loves the Red Riding Hood story.

Everybody but me.

I'm up to here in that, "My! What big teeth you have" jazz.

Besides, I have been bad guy SO0 many times.

My own kids will not speak to me no more.

But what about the kids that never heard

the Red Riding Hood story?

Yeah? Well, they are not missing anything.

Oh, just the cotton picking minute.

All is not lost.

I, Loopy, am a wolf.

I will play the part.

[chuckles] How is that for the pretty good idea?

What do you think, granny?

Well, a wolf's a wolf, the way I look at it.

Okay, then. Places, everybody!

Swish

J La-la-la-la-la-la-la J'J

Bonjour, mon pet it chert.

What have you there in the basket?

I'll show you, Mr. Wolf, sir.

Goodies for grandmother, no doubt.

[bash]

Wait one moment!

That is not the way the story goes.

Hold it! What's the trouble?

I don't think this is gonna work.

Already he's trying to rewrite the story.

But monsieur, according to the book--

Never mind!

We'll take it from where the wolf goes to granny's house.

[chuckles] This is the part I like best anyway.

(grandmother) 'Who's there?'

It is me, Red Riding Hood, your grand-daughter.

[clanking]

You're not my granddaughter.

You're the big bad wolf.

Now, what's wrong?

Oh, the grandmother, she is ad-libbing.

You trying to tell me I don't know my part?

Look, pal.

If you don't like the way we're doing this story

'why don't you quit?'

That won't be necessary, monsieur.

Loopy is the good trooper.

Okay, let's try to get it right this time.

Red, you say, my, what a big nose, blah, blah, blah.

And wolf, you say, all the better

to blah, blah, blah, blah.

My, grandma. What a nose you have!

Squeak

All the better to...smell you with, mon pet it.

Gee, grandma, what big ears you have.

- All the better to.. -'Ah-ha!

You're the wolf that ate up poor old granny

and I'm gonna get you.

(Loopy) 'But, monsieur, this is too soon.'

Woody!

- Hey, Woody! - Yeah?

(Red) 'He's right.'

- You came in on the wrong cue. - Oops. Sorry.

Now, let's see. Where were we?

Oh, yeah. And gee granny, what big--

Ah-ha! You're the wolf that ate a poor old granny.

And I'm gonna get you.

Woody!

[barn]

Hey, Woody!

- Too soon? - "Too soon.'

Gee, whiz.

You and granny get to have all the fun.

My part's so small, I could telephone it in.

Jeepers...give a bit player a few lines

and he thinks he's a star.

Look, if this simple little child's story

is too tough for you

we can get another wolfsy.

Whatever gave you that idea?

- On with the story. - 'Ah-hat'

Someone's been sleeping in my bed

and there he is now!

But that is the different story.

Don't try to tell me my business.

I think he's right.

The granny was supposed to say, "Fee-fi-fo-fum."

No, she wasn't. You were supposed to say that.

She was supposed to say, "Mirror, mirror on the wall."

Maybe she wasn't supposed to say anything.

I think you're right.

Hold everything.

Okay, gang.

Once more, and this time, light the book.

Red Riding Hood in the bed?

Hm, that is a switch.

[door knocks]

Would you see who is at the door

good and kindly wood chopper, sir?

Certainly. Perhaps it is

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."

Greetings. I am Little Red Riding Hood

and I've brought my granny a basket of goodies.

Well, at least he has the right story.

Hey...what are you doing with that axe?

'And what have you done with my grandma?"

[bash]

Greetings. I am Little Red Riding Hood and--

What do you mean, you're Red Riding Hood?

I'm Red Riding Hood.

You've lost your marbles, buster. I'm Red Riding Hood.

Please...do not fight.

We will flip the coin, oui?

(Woody) 'Keep out of this. It's all your fault anyway.'

Throw the pest out.

Yeah, who needs a wolf.

[thudding]

Okay, gang. Let's take it from where Red starts

down the beanstalk, and granny follows.

Riding on a pumpkin drawn by six white mice.

That's more like it.

Who knows? Maybe they are right.

After all...there are two sides to every story, no?

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