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♪ Alouette gentille Alouette ♪

S Alouette je te plumerai J'J

Bonjour, monsieur

or is it, uh, madame?

Either way, that is a pretty jazzy outfit

you have on.

I am Prince Charming.

Prince Charming!

I've heard of you.

I am Loopy De Loop, good wolf.

I do the good deeds, make everybody happy.

But you look sad, sir.

Tell Loopy what is it, uh, the matter?

Well, okay, man.

Last night, we had a bash at the castle

a real ring-a-ding wing ding.

All the cats were there having a ball.

There was one real swingin' chick there.

She was the most.

(Loopy) Tell me. Tell me.

(Prince Charming) Suddenly, her slipper kicked off like an orbit.

Man, it was the craziest.

It was made of, like, glass.

When I turned to like, uh, give her the slipper

I found my chick was cuttin' out.

So I ran after her

but I was too, like, uh, tardy, you know?

- Oh, yeah. - 'Cause she was already

on her way in the craziest vehicle.

It was way out, man.

She drove off on a pumpkin pulled by white mice.

Glass slipper.

Pumpkin taxicab.

Le wow!

That must have been some party, prince.

Oh, it's all true.

- Here's the glass slipper. -So it is.

I tell you, this whole thing has me bugged.

Well, how so, monsieur prince?

Well, don't you dig, man?

Any chick that wears glass shoes

and drives pumpkins is my kinda chick.

We could be happy like forever after.

But I don't know her name, and since she wore a mask

I don't know what she looked like or where to find her.

I have the idea, prince.

Try the slipper on the ladies.

The one it fits is the girl of your dreams.

Hey, that's a good idea, man, crazy!

Give me the slipper.

I, Loopy De Loop, will find this sweetheart.

Here, man. Go, go, go!

Now to find the young lady with the foot

that will fit the slipper.

Screech

Ah-ha!

Perhaps the lady on the balcony

is the prince's loved one.

I will try the slipper on her foots.

Uh-oh.

Is no use to try the slipper on.

I am sorry, madame, but your feet are too big.

My feet are too big?

You miserable wolf.

Take that!

Whack

I'll teach you to annoy my lady

you-you wolf!

Whack

[laughs]

This is the only way to travel.

Ah, I hear the approach of the little feet.

I will watch for the chance

to try on the slipper.

Ha, the lady is going into the shoe store.

Have a chair, madam.

I will fetch you slippers from the workshop.

Good day, madame.

We will try on this one for size, yes?

Ooh, it is the tight fit.

Whack

What's this?

(Loopy) Hold still, madame, please!

I want the slipper back.

(boot maker) 'Out, out, out!”

'Stay out!

Whack

Le ouch!

Step right up, ladies.

Be a Princess.

Try on the slipper.

'If the shoe fits, wear it.'

'Don't crowd.'

'You all have a chance.'

No, they don't.

If I can't be the Princess, no one will.

Shatter

There is always a sorehead in every crowd.

Well, I've got to tell the prince

the slipper is gone.

I tried my best.

(Stepsister) 'Hey, ya, Cinderella?"

What is it, mean old stepsister, dear?

Where's your other glass slipper, kid?

Oh, I lost it at the palace ball the other night.

Oh, you're always losin' things.

And no wonder.

Ridin' around in a pumpkin at midnight.

Your mean old stepsister never did things like that.

But the carriage and the horses

changed to a pumpkin and mice at midnight.

Oh, brother.

The stories these kids think of these days.

Well, one slipper's no good.

I'll throw it away.

If I knew where it was, the other slipper

I could still find the girl.

What is this?

Glass slippers yet.

That Cinderella's a real kooky kid.

'Hold it!'

screech

So you are the charmer with the glass slipper.

Charmer?

I have been looking all over for you.

Oh, you are a nut.

The prince wants to live happy ever after with you.

No one can live happy ever after with me.

I'm not the type.

The prince is crazy about you.

He wants you for his chick.

Chick? An old hen like me?

I show you.

Oh, Prince Charming, here she is.

I got her.

You got like, uh, who, man?

Why, the girl with the glass slipper.

What a couple of kooks.

This slipper belongs to my stepsister, Cinderella.

Cinderella!

Hey, that's the name she told me

but I thought she was kiddin'.

What a knocked-out name, Cinderella.

Come on. Let's find that girl.

Swish

(Prince Charming) 'Cinderella!'

'Hey, Cinderella!'

Well, there they go.

The Prince Charming and the Cinderella.

To live happy forever after.

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If that keeps up forever, ha-ha-ha

I'm glad it's them and not me.

(Stepsister) 'You can say that again, Charlie!

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