Original subtitles

[theme music]

- Hey, George. - Yeah?

Get a load of what it says on that mailbox.

(George) ""Loopy de Loop. The Big Good Wolf."

[chuckles] The Big Good Wolf.

Ain't that a scream?

Yeah. There ain't a wolf alive who ain't sneaky and no good.

Hold it, Amel. There he is now.

Hello there.

I am Loopy De Loop, the good wolf

welcoming another day to do my good deeds.

Ah, I see you are skeptical

but I assure you I am truly charming, kind and sentimental.

Fire one.

Fire two.

[thudding]

Goodbye, you phony wolf.

Good wolf? Are you kidding?

They do not believe me.

Nevertheless, nothing will prevent Loopy

from doing the good deed today.

(female #1) 'Oh, dear.'

'Whatever shall I do?'

[crying]

Oh, woe is me.

Oh, woe is me.

Ah, it is a female mother-type woman.

Oh, woe is me.

[crying]

Do not fret yourself, mother-type woman in distress.

[, Loopy De Loop, will assist you.

Oh, kind sir.

My boy Jack has gone away, and I want him to come home.

I will go fetch him.

Which way did he go?

He went that away.

That away?

He climbed up the beanstalk

"which he planted with some beans'

'he traded for our cow.'

Comfort yourself, madame.

I shall bring the Jack back.

Oh, thank you, kind sir.

You're a real...

...wolf?

Ah! A wolf?

But, madame, I am a good wolf.

I am not like the others.

Threaten a poor, defenseless, mother-type woman, huh?

I'll show you, you brute!

[thumping]

Come down here, you wolf.

I'm not finished yet.

Oh, the poor, defenseless mama is so overwrought

she does not know what she is doing.

Defenseless?

I will bring her Jack back.

Then she will appreciate me.

Ooh-la-la.

The air up here is thin.

Now, where can that Jack be?

Yoo-hoo, Jack?

Your mother wants you to come home.

A wolf?

Well, after tangling with a giant all day

who's afraid of a mere wolf?

Ah, there you are, you little rascal.

What have you got to say for yourself?

Eh, I'm such a failure.

Not at all like the Jack in the fairy tale.

- Fairy tale? - Yeah.

He brought his mother a golden egg

a golden harp and a bag of gold.

'We're so poor'

'they're going to tear our house down'

'to build a slum.'

Oh, that is terrible.

And now I got to go back empty handed.

What'll my poor, defenseless mother do?

Do not despair.

[, Loopy De Loop, shall get them for you

and the poor, defenseless mama.

[swoosh]

For a no-good, sneaky wolf, he ain't a bad guy.

One egg of gold coming up.

This will make the mama very happy.

[cracks]

Yikes. A chicken-napper.

Help, mama! Help!

[clucking]

[swish]

Hello, mama chicken.

Fear not, it is I, Loopy De Loop.

[screams] A wolf.

[clucking] A wolf!

[clucking]

No, golden egg, huh?

The mother did not approve.

But do not fret.

I shall get the harp of gold instead.

One harp of gold coming up.

Help! Help!

I'm being stolen.

Help!

Come back with my husband's harp

before he fee-fi-fo-fums you one.

[thump]

Hey, it's a wolf.

Help, help. A wolf, a wolf.

[thumping]

Ditto with the harp, huh?

The madame giant did not approve.

But with the bag of gold, I shall not fail.

Oh, well, you can't bat a thousand all the time.

I'll settle for a bag of gold.

Quick Jack, down the stalk of bean.

The giant does not approve either.

Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of Loopy De Loop.

[screeching]

Oh, well, [-I might as well go through

the beanstalk climbing bit, too.

Mama, we're rich.

I brought back a bag of gold

'and this nice wolf helped me, mama.'

You again?

It was nothing, madame mama.

I am only too happy to be of service.

[thumping]

(female #1) 'Help! Wolf! Wolf!"

But, madame.

Thump

swish

Look, mama. It's the giant.

Ah, you little snitcher.

If there's one thing a poor, defenseless mother can't stand

it's a beanstalk climbing giant.

Defenseless? Is she kidding?

[cracks]

Thuds

As usual

trouble always comes to Loopy

in giant economy-sized packages.

Yes. Au revoir.

[theme music]