Original subtitles

[theme music]

(Loopy De Loop) "Monsieur doctor, I have the big problem.'

Is that so?

Well, what seems to be the trouble?

All my life, I have been different

from the others.

I was always kind, considerate

and charming.

And as I grew older, I also grew more kind

more considerate, and more charming.

But still, nobody likes me.

(Dr. H. Shrinker) 'Hm..'

'Uh, please to go on with the story.'

[instrumental music]

(Loopy De Loop) Everywhere I looked, I see the other animals

getting the affection.

None of them have half the charm that I have

yet they get the affection.

Ah, the situation began to, what you call, uh

bug me.

One day, I get the brilliant idea

I would get the master.

I would be somebody's pet.

So, I sneak into the back door of the pet shop

when no one was looking.

Surely, my natural charms would attract

some animal lover

who would appreciate my good qualities

affectionate,

loyal, kind, sense of humor.

[laughs]

I wanna buy that wolfhound in the window.

Uh, wolfhound?

Yeah, the big one.

(male #1) 'That's him.'

[man laughs] 'I like a big dog.'

I never saw one like him before.

- I'll take him. - Uh, yes sir.

(male #2) "The customer is always right."

One wolfhound, comin' up.

[instrumental music]

(Loopy De Loop) So, at last I was somebody's pet.

Someone liked me.

I would have a real home

the togetherness I needed.

I took over the best chair, like all the pet dogs do.

(male #1) 'Fido?"

'Here, Fido.'

Fido. I hate that name.

I wouldn't even give it to a dog.

(Loopy De Loop) But, since my master thought I was a dog

I played the part to perfection.

It's time to do your tricks, Fido.

Ooh-la-la, those corny tricks.

Every day I had to do them.

Fetch the stick, Fido.

Swish rattle

That a boy.

Now bring it back.

Fetch the stick. The big deal.

Then, he would go through the whole routine..

The sit up

the lay down, the play dead

then the fetch the slipper.

[instrumental music]

(male #1) Bring it to me, boy.

- That's a good dog. - Ptooie!

If it's tricks he wants, it's tricks he gets.

It was time to show him I could talk.

And, uh, how did the Dodgers do today?

Oh, they pulled it outta the fire in the ninth, I...

swish swish

Fido! You talked! I heard you!

Oh, it is nothing, monsieur.

And by the way.

My name is not Fido, it is Loopy.

Glad to know ya, Loopy.

Gosh, i-I can't believe it.

I've got a talking dog.

There followed many happy days.

At last, someone cared.

And I do everything to please my master.

(Loopy De Loop) I clean the house.

I do the washing, the ironing.

And, since my good master like the music

viola, I give it to him.

[piano music]

Loopy, you're the finest dog a man ever had.

You are my best friend.

(Loopy De Loop) My master and his best friend

had the wonderful times together.

And gradually, I even make the decisions.

Uh, that's it for tonight, monsieur boss.

It's time to, as you say, hit the straw, oui?

You sure take good care of me, Loopy.

Good night, monsieur boss.

Sweet dreams.

Goodnight, Loopy.

[laughs] Boy..

...what a dog.

(Loopy De Loop) One night, I hear the noise downstairs.

[glass shattering]

And I go to investigate what it is.

Voila!

It is the burglar

taking the silverware.

Clink clink clink

I decided to show him the error of his ways.

Oh, Mr. Burglar, naughty-naughty-naughty.

You must not do this bad thing.

I, Loopy, am your friend

and I beg of you

'turn over the new leaf.'

I am through.

That does it.

A talkin' dog

with an accent, yet, brother.

(Loopy De Loop) Then, my master appeared.

What's up, Loopy?

Oh, i-it is nothing.

There was a burglar, but thanks to me

he did not take a thing.

Good boy, Loopy.

No man ever had a dog like you.

Eh, that is true.

But I have the confession to make.

[laughs] Confession?

Nothing you could confess could come between us.

[both laugh]

Oh, that is good, sir.

Because you see, I am not a dog, I am a wolf.

You're not a dog, you're a..

Wolf?

[laughs]

Is it not a big surprise?

[laughs]

(male #1) 'So, that's it.'

A thievin' wolf gets into my good graces

so you can pull an inside job.

But, master, I am still Loopy your best friend.

(male #1) 'Yeah, and you're still a wolf.'

[gunshots]

And don't let me catch you around here again!

And that is the way it always ends.

That is why I come to you for help, doctor.

Doctor?

Help!

So, you are a wolf?

(Dr. H. Shrinker) 'Out, out with you!

[gunshots]

Whoosh

Let us face it

a wolf is not popular.

But I, Loopy De Loop, shall always be kind,

considerate..

And..

...charming.

[theme music]