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[theme music]

[instrumental music]

Hello, my name is Loopy De Loop

and the reason I'm in this broken condition

is due entirely to my excessive charm, and this book.

"The True Story of Little Red Riding Hood."

By who else?

Loopy De Loop will fill in the horrible details.

This is what happened, listen.

(Loopy De Loop) One day, Little Red Riding Hood

was taking some cookies to grandma

when suddenly..

...she was confronted

by these three juvenile delinquents.

For years, they have masquerade as the little three pigs.

When they see this cute little girl

the first little pig say..

Hey, fellas, look who's coming.

(Loopy De Loop) The second little pig say..

A girl with a basket of cookies.

(Loopy De Loop) The third little pig say..

Yeah, let's grab 'em.

Whoosh

(Loopy De Loop) Luckily, at that moment I was gathering a bouquet

for some lucky girl

when all of a sudden..

(Red Riding Hood) 'Help! Help!

What is this?

Surreal, a female woman in distress.

Worry not, female woman in distress.

Loopy De Loop will save you.

And then I will charm her later

n'est-ce pas?

Swoosh

Help! Help! Help!

What is wrong, little one?

They stole grandma's cookies.

[gasps] It's the wolf!

Thud thud thud

Help! Save me! It's the wolf!

Thud thud

Help! Save me!

Help! Help! Help! Help!

Swoosh

She needs help.

At this point, I should've quit.

But instead I make the big boo-boo.

(Loopy De Loop) I decide to get back the cookies for her grandma.

Come back with those cookies

'you son of sausages!

Let's go to my house, it's made of bricks.

Yeah, we'll be safe there.

Barn

Shut the door, huh?

Well, open up the door

or I will huff and puff and blow your house in.

Ah, your father wears belle pajamas.

How did he know that?

Always the same old thing.

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down."

You asked for it.

[inhales] E-ze huff.

[inhales] E-ze puff.

Oh, we're scared, we're scared.

[pigs snickering]

I will show these smart Alec little pigs.

What is charm without brains?

Voila!

Thud

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Thud

boing

thud

We must face it.

I am clever, no?

Swoosh

Hey, come back with that!

Oh, your papa is still in the third grade.

How did he know that?

(Loopy) The next stop, of course, was grand-mama's house

where I intend to return the cookies

to the little girl.

Little did I know..

[doorbell rings]

Come in.

(Loopy De Loop) 'Pardon moi, madam'

but is Little Red Riding chapeau here?

(Grandma) 'Help! Help! The wolf!

Have no fear.

I am different. I am charming.

Don't you come near me, you beast!

Thud thud thud

Help! Help!

She needs help.

Thud thud thud

Won't someone save a helpless old grandma?

Grandma?

No, no, no, this cannot be.

(Loopy De Loop) 'You are the sister. Yes?'

My, you are charming!

(Loopy De Loop) 'Those big eyes'

'that pitted nose, that big tooth..'

"Uh, pearly teeth.'

[Grandma laughing]

I have it.

You are the great actress just passing through.

'Am I not right?"

Well, hee-hee-hee.

As a matter of fact

(Grandma) 'I did star in my high school play.'

'Wait, I'll go get my scrap book.'

Loopy, I think this is your cue to scramble.

Swoosh

Don't move, you wolf.

But little petite Red Riding chapeaux--

(Grandma) 'Here Wt is, my scrap book!

It is the grandma.

Move aside, little girl!

Swoosh

[gunshots]

Take that, you wolf.

Oh, fiddlesticks, he got away.

That was the wolf, grandma.

(Little Red Riding Hood) "And just like in the story'

"every time Red Riding Hood goes into the woods'

'he shows up.'

Oh.

He does, does he?

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(Loopy) "And that is the true story.'

My charm was my undoing.

(Grandma) 'Yoo-hoo! Wolfie, yoo-hoo!'

It's grand mama.

(Grandma) 'Where are you?'

It's me, Little Red Riding Hood

with the scrap book.

[snickering]

There you are.

Even my charm can go only so far.

Adieu!

Be seeing you!

Vroom

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