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Hey, sweetie.

I am so glad you're home.

So glad.

Hey, can you do me a favor?

What? Can you reach over to that room? I just... Yes. I can't reach over.

Thank you.

I love this.

You hungry?

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah?

So, now that you've finally come home, are you excited?

Uh, yeah, well, it's been great, it's nice.

Well, you know, your father's going to be gone for, what, three more days?

Um, yeah, I think. Three more days.

Are you about to take care of work at all? Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

Yeah, that probably should take a little while.

Yeah?

Working out, didn't I?

Looks like it's done you way better good lately.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did work out.

At least a little bit, you know.

Well, it looks like you've been hitting the gym pretty hard.

And those muscles.

Oh, thanks.

You're so much, I don't know, just different than you left.

You look fantastic.

Oh, thanks. You look good, too. Thank you.

I know.

I'll get to those a little later.

Okay, Mom.

Okay. All right, Mom.

Thanks a lot.

I'm going to get my arm pulled up.

All right.

Hey, Mom.

Um, what is that?

Oh. Are those my panties?

Uh.

Those are my panties. You know I've been looking for those, right?

Yeah, I just found them.

Yeah. Looks like you did.

Looks like you found something else, too.

Hey, you don't have to stop on account of me.

What do you mean?

I mean, don't start touching yourself.

What?

Well, that's weird. What's weird about it? It's natural.

Right?

I see nothing wrong with it.

Yeah.

I like watching you.

You know.

Are you, like, drunk?

No. A couple glasses of wine, maybe, but I'm fucking drunk.

I shouldn't be jerking off in front of your mom.

Why not?

Because it's fucking, it's fucked up.

Your father's gone.

It's just us.

You're just doing something that's perfectly natural.

You think I don't masturbate?

Please.

Of course I masturbate.

I can touch myself.

You can touch yourself.

See? We both win.

Yes, that's right.

Did you hear that?

Shit.

Shit. Oh, it's okay.

Come on.

Just, uh, gonna take a shower?

Yeah, just about to.

You know I like to take a long, hot shower, so.

Uh, I should, uh, I'll just get out of here. No, no, don't be silly.

Come on. Your father knows that, uh, I take long showers and get plenty of

Yeah, but he's upstairs, Mom.

So?

What's the problem?

That'll kill us, believe me. What's the problem?

He's gonna kill us?

You think so?

Come on. What, he doesn't know?

You're crazy.

Does that feel good, baby?

Yeah.

Of course.

I'm very sort of shy.

I better get out of here.