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I don't think this is working out the
way that I expected.
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I mean, do you do this to everybody?
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No, I don't do it to everybody. You're
my first client.
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I'm kind of like a virgin at this.
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Oh, you don't say.
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Look, tonight is your night.
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I just have a feeling about this. It's
going to be great.
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Leave everything to me.
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What do you mean? I'm not the type of
guy to just get a girl and ride off into
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the sunset.
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What was that for?
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I saw General Patton do that in a movie
once.
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Do you really think I showed you all
those things and did not have a lesson
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behind them? Come on, there's one secret
of life that's been in front of your
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face the whole time.
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You have the gift to accomplish anything
you want.
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What was your biggest childhood dream?
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Well, I mean, I wanted to have my own
photography studio.
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Why didn't you fulfill that?
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I don't know. I'll tell you why.
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Because a lack of confidence and lack of
self -esteem has held you back.
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Do you think that John F. Kennedy got
the bang Marilyn Monroe because of his
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lovely coiffed hair?
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Oh, no, but... No! It's not what you
got.
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It's how you use it. If you have a large
nose...
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Let it shine.
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You ever notice how fat guys always get
gorgeous girls?
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Or even fat girls get gorgeous guys?
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Because they utilize even their bad
traits to their advantage.
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You see?
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I guess.
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So what if you're not exactly buff and
live in a run -down shack?
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It's what's inside of you that's going
to turn heads.
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My point is this.
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Do you want to change your life?
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Well, yeah.
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Sorry, not convincing.
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Say it again.
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Yeah.
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Not try harder.
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Yes. Well, go get ready for tonight.
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Right.
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Go.
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You know, this just might work.
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He's right, you know.
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I'm sure you've seen it too. It all
makes sense now.
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I've just been terrified to let go and
go for it. The fear and anguish of my
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pathetic life is done.
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He wants attitude, I'll give him
attitude.
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No more acting like a loser. You again.
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Sorry, buddy, we don't allow freaks in
this establishment.
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I suggest you change your mind, or we're
going to have a serious problem.
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Excuse me? You heard me.
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Now step aside.
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All right, man.
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Have a good night.
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No more Friday nights sitting at home.
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Look out, world. Here I come.
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Nicely done.
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Okay, so here's what you're going to do.
See those three beautiful girls over
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there? You're going to look at them,
give them a big smile, then take the
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away, turn around, and look at your
watch.
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Why would I turn around?
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Trust me.
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Okay.
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What's the guy got to do to get a drink
around here?
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Sorry about that, man. We're going to
get you.
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Uh, let me get a fuzzy navel.
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You're not gonna get a fuzzy navel! Are
you kidding me? You gotta be a macho,
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nacho, dick -dip kind of guy!
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Okay? So order something a little more
manly! Manly!
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Manly! Let me get a whiskey sour.
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That's much better.
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You wanna do something really smart?
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Say hi to that girl over there. She's
giving out all the signals.
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What, right now?
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Yep.
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Come on.
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What should I say to her?
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You should say nothing. Just show her
your sexiest look.
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Okay.
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I'm absorbing all of you. Of
course. I'm just absorbing all of you.
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Really? Because you look a little
constipated.
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May I please sit down?
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Is the seat taken?
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Um, no.
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Would you like to join me?
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No. I asked so I can fuck your imaginary
friend.
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No, I asked because I wanted to fuck
your imaginary friend.
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I was kidding!
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What? I mean, I'd love to join you.
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Okay.
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Ask her if she comes here often.
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So, do you come often? No, come here
often. I mean, to this establishment. Do
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you frequent the bar?
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Oh.
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Yeah. It's my second time. I just moved
to the area.
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Really? Where are you from?
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I'm from Salt Lake City.
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Forget about it. Tell her never mind.
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What? Why?
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Are you okay?
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Just do it. I'm sorry.
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Sorry? For what?
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Hey, where are you going?
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Where are we going?
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Don't worry about it. You'll understand
in a little bit.
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I think she actually liked me.
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Just go by the toilet.
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Who am I kidding?
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Do you really think you could just wake
up in the morning and become someone
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else?
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What the hell? That girl, she was into
me. Why did you have me walk away?
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I had you walk away because she was into
you. It has to be just right.
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I don't get it.
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If you appear to be too available, then
you appear too lonely.
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But I am lonely.
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You don't want them to know that.
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Them? Yeah, the two girls from the bar.
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What about Diane?
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Her too.
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Look, you're not going after just one
girl in this situation.
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What, three?
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Ah, you finally got it. I knew you were
a smart guy.
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Yes, three.
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Okay, let's go back to the party. What
do you say?
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Come on. All right, let's go.
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Left foot, right, left, right. Keep
marching.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, ladies.
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Hey, are you here with that girl over
there?
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Tell them you're waiting for them.
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I was actually here waiting for you two,
and here you are.
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Wow, I haven't heard that one before.
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So, my friend and I have a bet. Do you
think you can settle it for us?
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Uh, sure. What is it? Well, Katie thinks
you're some entrepreneur, and I think
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you're in the music business.
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You're actually both wrong.
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You are living the dream.
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I'm just living the dream.
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What does that mean?
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I actually have a photography studio
downtown.
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It's actually one of the biggest in the
city.
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Oh, really?
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So you must have photographed some
really famous people then.
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I guess you could say that. Have you
ever heard of Marilyn Monroe?
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Of course. You're going to tell us that
you photographed her?
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No, she's dead.
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No, silly. She's dead.
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It's her great -granddaughter. I've shot
her a bunch of times.
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Wow, that's so cool.
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You're cute.
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What was that?
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You heard me.
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Walk away.
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Excuse me. I so want him.
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There's something about him that's just
so hot.
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Can we join you?
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He's got to be shitting me.
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I told you so.
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Yeah, of course. Sit down.
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Thank you.
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Tell him to settle a bet.
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So I was wondering if you can help me
settle a bet with myself.
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A bet with yourself?
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Yeah, a bet with myself.
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I'll look at that again.
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Who's the best kisser?
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I couldn't believe what was going on. I
mean, me, 5 '10", 150 -pound dweeb,
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sitting there with two smoking hot women
arguing over who kisses best.
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This simply was the most amazing moment
of my life.
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Hey, get back here.
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And if that's okay, I'll be the judge.
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Really? Right now?
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Pretty good, huh?
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Very.
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Now it's my turn.
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Notice Diana's looking over.
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What should I do?
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Wave her over.
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This simply was the most amazing moment
of my life.
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Now, when she gets to the table, tell
her you have a dilemma you need her help
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with.
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A second opinion on judging.
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What, are you crazy?
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Works every time.
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Well, I see you have your hands full.
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Yeah, I have this small dilemma, though.
Something I can wonder if you can help
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me out on.
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Oh, so you walk away from me, and now
you want my help?
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Tell her you thought she was a Mormon.
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Listen, I'm sorry. Earlier, when you
said you were from Utah, I really
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you were a Mormon.
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A Mormon?
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Honey, I'm far from a Mormon.
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Thank God.
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So now you can ask her to judge the
contest.
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Yeah, so I have this kissing
competition, and I really could use a
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opinion.
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What do you mean?
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What do you think?
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I want you to kiss him, of course.
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What's in it for me?
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Well, I'll throw myself in the Warner
Circle if it's any consolation.
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Where'd you think that of? That's great.
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I learned it in a movie.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm not going to lose this one,
so... Okay.
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And so, my friend, having faith in
yourself can go a very long way.
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Now that you have the three of those
girls eating out of the palm of your
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I have only one question to ask you.
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Why isn't the party starting?
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I thought this was the party.
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No, they're still wearing their clothes.
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Just ask them if you can go to their
home and have some fun.
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I'm going to get this party started.
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Yeah, let's go to your place. I bet you
have a huge house.
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Sure.
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Are you crazy? That place is like a
medieval dungeon.
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Actually, my house was just painted.
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Anybody else?
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Well, my place is only a couple blocks
away.
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Well, I've settled in.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, my God. Hey.
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Hi. Mike? Let me meet up with you guys.
Okay.
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Hi. Hi.
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It's so good to see you. Great to see
you, too.
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How's everything?
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Keep your cool now.
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Another day in paradise, as you can see.
Looks like you're doing really well.
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Yeah.
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Let's go, darling.
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Well, I have to go.
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Doctor's orders.
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Expose him.
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No, I actually thought that he made all
that money putting you on that website.
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Website?
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It was good seeing you.
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Take care.
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Claudio?
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What website?
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I'm sick.
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Some big fat dick.
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Yeah, get it, baby.
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Get it all wet.
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Oh, and she just took it, too.
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It's my turn, lady.
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I haven't gotten a taste yet.
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It's a good girl.
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She's doing so good.
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Oh, it's okay. I want to see how many
I've done.
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Oh, yes. Thank you.
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Oh, my God. Yes. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
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you.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,660
Get it. There we go. Perfect.
262
00:15:59,260 --> 00:16:00,900
Oh, my God.
263
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,800
Right there. Oh, yeah, baby, baby, baby.
264
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,320
Hold on.
265
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,220
Oh,
266
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:13,520
God, baby.
267
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:51,560
oh my god yes oh
268
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:58,400
my god yes oh my god yes oh
269
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,240
my god yes
270
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,820
Flip around.
271
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:11,580
Oh, yeah.
272
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,040
Oh, yeah.
273
00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:28,300
I'll get right at this ball.
274
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:54,840
Oh, my God.
275
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,700
Oh, fuck yes, baby. Get it to him.
276
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,160
Get it to him.
277
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,080
Oh, fuck yes.
278
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,360
Oh,
279
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,380
yeah, that's hot.
280
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,400
Oh,
281
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,680
fuck.
282
00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,500
Completely unbelievable situation, I
must say.
283
00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:35,360
These are without a doubt the three most
beautiful women I've ever laid eyes on.
284
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,880
And they're all over me.
285
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,900
Life's pretty funny sometimes.
286
00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,460
You could truly go from one end of the
spectrum to the other.
287
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,820
All you gotta do is know how to be
yourself.
288
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,200
I guess you could say I'm over Liz.
289
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,700
She figured out she was one of the most
down -to -earth girls on the internet.
290
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,140
Please, please, don't leave. Don't
leave.
291
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,480
I'm glad I wasn't around for that one.
292
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,800
Plastic surgeon, my ass.
293
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,720
Why don't you sew some foreskin on that
lip, you dickhead?
294
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,740
And after leaving Claudio, she sued him
and took everything he had.
295
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,100
And me?
296
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:10,260
I went on to live out my dream, running
my own photography studio.
297
00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:13,900
Which, I might add, is one of the
biggest firms in the city.
298
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:15,700
My best friend, Jared.
299
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,520
Even he works for me now as one of my
photographers.
300
00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:21,500
Do you like Belgian men that cook?
301
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,200
I do.
302
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,700
Fuck, you're so fucking hot.
303
00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,900
Those jeans.
304
00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:31,490
You're going to sell millions. That ass
is going to sell millions.
305
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:36,950
Oh, my God. What are the chances of me
and you doing something after this?
306
00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:38,490
He still pays for sex, though.
307
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:42,830
Something that maybe involves a candle
wax and nipples?
308
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:44,090
Well, sometimes.
309
00:24:44,290 --> 00:24:45,630
Candle wax is going to cost you extra.
310
00:24:46,230 --> 00:24:50,330
Okay, what about if the candle wax is on
my nipples?
311
00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:54,130
I got to admit that crazy Uncle Ronnie
is right.
312
00:24:54,470 --> 00:24:56,630
It's all about the confidence.
313
00:24:57,310 --> 00:24:58,310
Be who you are.
314
00:24:58,630 --> 00:24:59,630
Own it.
315
00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:00,870
It's not what you got.
316
00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:04,850
It's how well you can fake it. You said
it, my friend.
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