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Hey.

Hey.

What the fuck did you do?

I don't know. I think I really... I think I really fucked up.

Fucked up how?

I don't know. I was like... I was climbing up the stairs and I was going

fast and I tripped and I hurt my leg. Now I'm icing it.

I don't know.

How did you manage that one?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I did. You know me. I'm clumsy

sometimes. I fell.

I can't even feel my leg. It's really swollen. I'll probably

never be able to walk again.

You can't feel your leg?

Yeah, I can't feel it.

I'll probably never be able to walk again.

Can you feel that?

Barely.

Barely? Yeah. That isn't good, actually.

You barely feel any of this?

Yeah, I mean, I feel like a little bit, but not really.

Well, like, let me know where, like...

Like, where you start to feel something.

Are you pretending to be, like, a doctor or something?

Well, I'm meaning, like, this could be serious.

Like, we're going to have to go to the doctor to do something. I'm not going to

the hospital.

I just can't feel my leg at all.

Well, we're going to have to, like, figure this out if it's serious. Can you

feel this?

Not really.

No? A little bit.

That?

This is pretty far. This is bad.

That is not even good.

I can like barely feel it. It feels like you're touching it. Like there's a

little pressure.

Okay. Like a tingly, like numbing?

This is like, where'd you hurt yourself? I don't know. I think it's like

above the knee a little bit.

Is it sore or anything right here?

a little bit.

Okay.

Does this help any?

Do I need to, like, massage it, maybe?

Yeah, I mean, that might be good. I don't know. It's kind of weird that

massaging me.

Oh, I'm just trying to be helpful.

We live in the same house.

We might as well, like, help each other out. I don't know what to do in

situations like this.

I don't know. Do you think I want to be okay?

I mean...

You're not going to die if that's what you're asking.

Is your dick hard?

Why are you doing that?

Why is it hard?

That's why I'm doing it.

Why is it hard?

That's why I'm doing it.

I don't know.

It happens sometimes. Does it feel that good?

I don't know.

I was trying to help your side, but you need me to help jump it off.

That's really weird, I mean... Whatever.

I don't see how that's weird at all.

I mean, it would be... If that's weird, then it's weird that I'm massaging your

legs so that I can, like, you know, be helpful and kind, and now you've got a

fucking rock -hard cock, so... Rock -hard cock?

Rock -hard cock.

You can't talk to me like that.

You can't say stuff like that to me.

That's like saying, like, you can't, like, you can't get your...

What are you doing?

That was gonna help me feel better.

I don't know. I thought this was going to help you feel better, but then it got

hard, so maybe that would help you feel better. I can't help my dick getting

hard. But this is a path here. You're not attracted to what's in front of you,

your dick wouldn't get hard.

Path's not there.

It's not a lie either.

What are you doing?

Are you serious? Let me try something.

Are you serious? Yes.

Don't say yes.

You said it hurt, like, up here, right?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, right there.

Hold on, I think I need to get a little more comfortable.

Comfortable? What?

What are you doing?

Being helpful.

Oh, my God.

Are you serious right now?

I'm serious.

I mean, it's actually happening, right?

What?

We can't do this.

You're being crazy right now.

Are you helping any?

Mm -hmm. I think I could feel that, yeah.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

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Thank you.

I think that might make you feel even better. I know.

Yeah? What is that?

Let's see.

Are you crazy?

I thought we already discussed this.

I think we kind of went far and long, don't you think?

We shouldn't, but we are.

Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Is that a nice photo?

Do you want me to put it back in?

Oh, sure.

Okay.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

God bless you.

I guess your legs feeling better, huh?

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

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That was even better than I imagined it would be.

Oh shit.

Do you think I like her 3D little secret?

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That's what I got now, huh?

Wow!

Should I call him?