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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:34,751 --> 00:01:36,231 - Thank you. - No problem, buddy. 2 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,766 Michelle, I threw heck to the wind... 3 00:01:48,874 --> 00:01:50,764 and drove up to the country a day early. 4 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,004 Wanna surprise Ian, 5 00:01:52,234 --> 00:01:53,580 spend the long weekend with him. 6 00:01:53,846 --> 00:01:56,137 So, I need you to call Metler... 7 00:01:56,244 --> 00:01:58,253 tell him his papers were filed yesterday... 8 00:01:58,377 --> 00:02:01,520 and everything is fine. I will talk to him first thing on Monday... 9 00:02:01,734 --> 00:02:03,499 morning and call my dentist... 10 00:02:03,682 --> 00:02:06,630 cancel that appointment and re-schedule it for Tuesday afternoon. 11 00:02:06,871 --> 00:02:08,699 And then cancel my meetings for the rest of the day. 12 00:02:08,925 --> 00:02:09,629 You know what to do! 13 00:02:09,739 --> 00:02:11,730 That is why you are my assistant. 14 00:02:11,908 --> 00:02:12,858 Is there anything else I can ...? 15 00:02:14,382 --> 00:02:15,443 - Hi Louise. - Hi honey. 16 00:02:15,644 --> 00:02:16,555 How is Chicago? 17 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:19,555 Your flight leaves in a couple of hours, right? Can't wait to see you. 18 00:02:19,692 --> 00:02:21,052 Yeah, yeah me too. 19 00:02:21,292 --> 00:02:25,028 Excuse me, Lou. I am just about to head into a meeting. 20 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,461 I'll see you at the house tomorrow, OK? 21 00:02:28,605 --> 00:02:31,588 Ya, see ya tomorrow. I'll be driving up in the evening. 22 00:02:32,516 --> 00:02:35,186 See you then. Bye. 23 00:03:23,557 --> 00:03:25,281 Dearest Louise: 24 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,190 I am not spending the weekend here... 25 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,481 as we planned. 26 00:03:31,281 --> 00:03:33,979 I have come to a crossroads here: marriage. 27 00:03:34,499 --> 00:03:38,677 And I need to go away and have some time to think. 28 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:41,989 Sorry I took this in a letter. 29 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:45,350 Please remember to feed the fish. 30 00:03:46,716 --> 00:03:48,144 Remember to feed the fish? 31 00:03:48,694 --> 00:03:52,155 No, no, no... I can't do... no. Stupid. 32 00:03:53,475 --> 00:03:58,573 Um, I am very sorry. 33 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:02,803 You're wonderful and I don't deserve you. 34 00:04:05,466 --> 00:04:07,502 - Michelle, listen! - I don't know what you think of him. 35 00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:10,740 His purchase is going forward, that's what you need to tell him... 36 00:04:10,883 --> 00:04:14,966 over and over again until he calms down. 37 00:04:15,104 --> 00:04:19,106 - You should call... - No, I am not going to call him myself. 38 00:04:21,532 --> 00:04:23,780 Michelle, there is someone inside my house. 39 00:04:24,924 --> 00:04:28,307 Oh, somebody quite romantic. 40 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,176 Listen Michelle, no more calls... 41 00:04:31,456 --> 00:04:33,765 for the rest of the day. I want you to hold all calls. 42 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:36,583 Looks like I am about to have a lot of sex. 43 00:04:37,123 --> 00:04:38,724 Ya, ya, ya. Well handle it yourself... 44 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:41,212 Ms. Harvard Bachelorette, that's what I pay you to do. 45 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:42,248 Kiss, kiss, kiss. 46 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:44,856 Ian! 47 00:04:46,713 --> 00:04:48,296 You came back early. 48 00:04:55,368 --> 00:04:58,318 Look at these flowers. They're just beautiful. 49 00:04:58,481 --> 00:05:00,445 You haven't done this for me in years. 50 00:05:02,812 --> 00:05:05,038 Business meeting in Chicago ― my ass. 51 00:05:08,657 --> 00:05:13,424 Oh my God. That is sexy. 52 00:05:22,727 --> 00:05:24,813 - What's wrong? - Please sit down. 53 00:05:25,776 --> 00:05:28,454 - No. - Please, please... 54 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:36,013 - Louise. - This is great. 55 00:05:36,476 --> 00:05:37,385 Louise, 56 00:05:42,668 --> 00:05:44,788 I was in the middle of writing it when you got here, so... 57 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:49,662 it's... you're a day early. You weren't supposed to be here till tomorrow. 58 00:05:52,092 --> 00:05:54,860 - Please feed the fish? - No, I crossed that part out, 59 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:56,622 it wouldn't have made it into the final letter at all. 60 00:05:56,899 --> 00:05:57,888 What does this mean, Ian? 61 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,866 Louise. I... 62 00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:01,913 Why are you leaving? What do you need to think about? 63 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:03,451 Why can't you think about it here? 64 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,745 I'm going to Paris. 65 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,227 Paris? 66 00:06:07,077 --> 00:06:09,804 Look, I have been having serious doubts about this marriage... 67 00:06:10,181 --> 00:06:11,267 and I think that... 68 00:06:11,398 --> 00:06:12,800 No, you are not going, Ian. 69 00:06:12,922 --> 00:06:14,591 You're gonna stay right here... 70 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,326 and we are going to work through this together, 71 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,834 as we always manage to do. - No, not this time. 72 00:06:29,742 --> 00:06:30,719 Who is she? 73 00:06:30,851 --> 00:06:34,990 No, this isn't about anybody else. This is about you, about me, about us, 74 00:06:35,136 --> 00:06:36,147 it's nobody else. 75 00:06:36,268 --> 00:06:38,184 - But there is someone else? - No, no... it's... 76 00:06:38,345 --> 00:06:40,564 Look at your hand when you said "No". 77 00:06:40,655 --> 00:06:41,794 Why don't you look at your hand?! 78 00:06:41,933 --> 00:06:43,592 Where is your wedding ring? 79 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:47,096 And why are there flowers everywhere and petals all over the floor? 80 00:06:48,348 --> 00:06:49,908 Things haven't been right between us. 81 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:53,721 Well, nobody told me that, Ian. I thought they were beautiful. 82 00:06:54,038 --> 00:06:55,702 And our anniversary dinner 2 months ago, 83 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,321 you leaned into me... 84 00:06:57,410 --> 00:07:00,705 took my hand and said: "I'm so happy!" - Yes I know. I was lying. 85 00:07:00,882 --> 00:07:01,778 - You were lying? - I was lying. 86 00:07:01,939 --> 00:07:04,491 - You were lying? No, Ian. - No, I cant, I can't... 87 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,433 If you were confused or unhappy ...? 88 00:07:06,586 --> 00:07:08,743 You decide to tell me this in a note? 89 00:07:09,348 --> 00:07:10,843 After 13 years of marriage... 90 00:07:11,012 --> 00:07:12,121 that's what I deserve? 91 00:07:12,251 --> 00:07:14,228 I can't stand confrontation, you know that. 92 00:07:14,349 --> 00:07:16,207 I know it's crappy of me, I realize it... 93 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:17,608 but you deserve better. 94 00:07:18,096 --> 00:07:18,982 I feel awful. 95 00:07:19,117 --> 00:07:20,405 What am I supposed to do then, Ian? 96 00:07:20,497 --> 00:07:22,412 Am I supposed to sit here and watch you leave... 97 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:23,449 and not know why... 98 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,651 and wait until the divorce papers come? 99 00:07:25,851 --> 00:07:27,660 I mean, what kind of creep does that? 100 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,070 Are you that kind of creep? 101 00:07:30,269 --> 00:07:32,686 And don't numb-out on me! 102 00:07:33,316 --> 00:07:34,665 You are not leaving this house, 103 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:36,968 until you at least try... 104 00:07:37,092 --> 00:07:40,032 to work things out with me. You are my husband. 105 00:07:40,780 --> 00:07:42,369 That's the least you can do! 106 00:07:42,519 --> 00:07:44,537 I'm in love with someone else, Louise. 107 00:07:49,906 --> 00:07:52,571 There, I said it. 108 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:03,271 - Stop packing, Ian. - No. 109 00:08:03,398 --> 00:08:04,785 I said stop packing. 110 00:08:04,935 --> 00:08:06,781 I'm going to Paris first thing in the morning, Louise ― 111 00:08:06,913 --> 00:08:08,309 No, you are not. You are not going anywhere. 112 00:08:08,438 --> 00:08:10,379 which means I'm very sorry, Louise. 113 00:08:10,486 --> 00:08:12,020 I said stop packing!!! 114 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,418 Uh, fuck! 115 00:08:41,472 --> 00:08:42,695 What the fuck! 116 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:46,710 Have you gone completely insane?! Louise!!! 117 00:08:46,849 --> 00:08:49,141 Calm down Ian, you're gonna have an anorism! 118 00:08:49,289 --> 00:08:51,505 - Oh, my head. - Yeah, oh I know. 119 00:08:51,837 --> 00:08:54,522 I'm really so sorry about that. I really am. 120 00:08:55,505 --> 00:08:56,691 I brought you some water. 121 00:09:00,427 --> 00:09:01,801 Fine, I'll drink it myself. 122 00:09:04,259 --> 00:09:08,695 Ow, oh, ow, Ian. Damn tooth ― I got a cavity. 123 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:14,572 Why am I duct-taped to a fucking chair, Louise? 124 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:18,428 Because my love, I have decided to keep you here... 125 00:09:18,608 --> 00:09:20,059 until we can work this out. 126 00:09:20,265 --> 00:09:23,774 I don't love you anymore. 127 00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:25,535 Well, then you just stay here until you do. 128 00:09:26,147 --> 00:09:27,447 That's completely insane! 129 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:28,028 Why? 130 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:30,857 'Cause my life doesn't work that way. You can't keep a person hostage... 131 00:09:30,955 --> 00:09:31,914 until they love you. 132 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:35,079 Oh, come on Ian. I am sure it's been done before. 133 00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:39,683 I love Sara, not you, and that's not gonna change. 134 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,286 Sara, who is Sara? 135 00:09:41,417 --> 00:09:42,732 She's the person I deeply love, 136 00:09:42,864 --> 00:09:44,213 and you are making her look better by the minute. 137 00:09:44,371 --> 00:09:46,830 And I'm sure she'll be hurt when you dump her, 138 00:09:46,996 --> 00:09:48,012 but she'll live. 139 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:50,650 As a lawyer, you took an oath to uphold the law, 140 00:09:50,754 --> 00:09:52,417 but I'm pretty sure you are not upholding the law here. 141 00:09:53,037 --> 00:09:54,143 I could make a case for it. 142 00:09:54,731 --> 00:09:56,007 Louise, I hate you, and I think you are a psycho... 143 00:09:56,173 --> 00:09:58,218 and you are gonna be jailed and institutionalized. 144 00:09:58,219 --> 00:09:58,882 Yeah, that'll be pretty hard to do... 145 00:09:59,022 --> 00:10:00,643 when you can't even move an arm. 146 00:10:00,647 --> 00:10:04,399 I mean eventually after I... - Yes, after you are free of course. 147 00:10:04,498 --> 00:10:06,493 But by that time you won't want to, 148 00:10:06,613 --> 00:10:07,861 because you will love me again. 149 00:10:08,147 --> 00:10:11,757 No Sara, no divorce, no pressing charges, just love. 150 00:10:12,299 --> 00:10:13,372 The way it was supposed to be... 151 00:10:13,493 --> 00:10:15,295 when we first took our vows, you remember, Ian? 152 00:10:23,752 --> 00:10:29,140 Yeah, you know, you are right. Come here, come here. 153 00:10:29,532 --> 00:10:30,326 Ok. 154 00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:36,729 Yeah, you know it's... Yeah, you're right. 155 00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,873 It really isn't fair for me, to just up and leave... 156 00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:44,611 without giving us a chance to work this through. 157 00:10:46,659 --> 00:10:51,335 Why don't you un-tape me, sit down and we'll talk this out, OK? 158 00:10:52,056 --> 00:10:53,930 You won't be un-taped until you love me again. 159 00:10:54,094 --> 00:10:55,853 Oh c'mon I love you, I do. I swear to God. 160 00:10:56,984 --> 00:10:59,841 - You're an atheist. - I love you. 161 00:11:00,839 --> 00:11:01,845 You're my wife. 162 00:11:03,565 --> 00:11:04,586 Thank you. 163 00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:11,809 Thank you for helping me see what a stupid thing I was about to do. 164 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:16,909 Yeah. You shocked me into reality, you really... 165 00:11:17,492 --> 00:11:19,424 you really did. I love you. 166 00:11:23,071 --> 00:11:27,426 - I love you, I love you. - You are the worst liar, you are. 167 00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:30,837 Your pupils grow to the size of Pluto, 168 00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:33,743 your brow gets all sweaty, you can't even look me in the eye. 169 00:11:34,016 --> 00:11:35,364 I love you, Lou. I do. 170 00:11:37,891 --> 00:11:40,160 No, you don't. You think I'm a psycho, 171 00:11:40,276 --> 00:11:41,632 who you want to divorce and prosecute. 172 00:11:41,745 --> 00:11:43,003 I'm not an idiot, Ok? 173 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:43,818 Why don't you let me go. 174 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,896 But that will change, my love. You'll see, 175 00:11:46,016 --> 00:11:49,568 and we will be happy. - Let me go you fucking lunatic! 176 00:11:52,634 --> 00:11:54,483 - Sara. - Sara? 177 00:11:54,768 --> 00:11:59,134 Sara, I am a hostage here! Sara! 178 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,095 - Hostage up here! - Shut up! 179 00:12:01,219 --> 00:12:03,224 Hostage here, Sara! Call the police! 180 00:12:03,437 --> 00:12:04,753 Call the poli... 181 00:12:14,153 --> 00:12:17,584 - Sara... I presume. - Hi, yes. I'm Sara. 182 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:21,768 - You must be... - Louise, Louise ― the wife. 183 00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:26,612 - I thought ― where is... - Ian? 184 00:12:27,734 --> 00:12:33,395 Well... sheesh, it's a cliché: "He is tied up at the moment." 185 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,786 So, come with me. Let's have a chat. 186 00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:39,986 Gal to gal. 187 00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:43,705 - Sara? - Yeah. 188 00:12:43,828 --> 00:12:46,059 Wow! You are very pretty. 189 00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:48,995 Thank you. You are very pretty too, Louise. 190 00:12:48,996 --> 00:12:50,148 You are like... Wow! 191 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:56,237 Anyways... sit down. 192 00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:58,589 So... 193 00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:04,065 Congratulations. My husband is leaving me for you. 194 00:13:08,337 --> 00:13:10,594 I'm so sorry, Louise, I... 195 00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:14,294 I didn't ― I just fell in love with him. I didn't mean to. It just... 196 00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:17,671 No need to apologize. I'm fine. 197 00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,847 - Really. - Really? 198 00:13:22,165 --> 00:13:24,435 I'm so glad, I am so glad, 199 00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:27,324 because I have been feeling so much sadness and guilt. 200 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:29,543 Oh, I'm sorry. 201 00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:32,060 It must have been so hard for you, huh? 202 00:13:32,316 --> 00:13:33,918 It was difficult, yeah. 203 00:13:34,938 --> 00:13:35,776 Yeah. 204 00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,787 Well, there has been a change of plans, Sara. 205 00:13:42,764 --> 00:13:45,931 Ian, has decided that he needs to stay here with me... 206 00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,824 to go over some final details. 207 00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:52,367 Oh! We were supposed leave first thing in the morning, 208 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:56,693 and I'd hoped that he was gonna meet my family tonight. 209 00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:01,114 My father is making Chateau Briand and salad, 210 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,451 which is a special meal. 211 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:05,734 Oh, I know. And he told me all about it, 212 00:14:06,108 --> 00:14:09,813 and he is very sorry that he can't come, but he... 213 00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,375 just wants stay here with me... 214 00:14:11,525 --> 00:14:14,441 and go over the boring details of our separation, and, 215 00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:17,440 he'll meet you at the airport. He promises. 216 00:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,828 Huh, disappointed. 217 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:22,885 It's so selfish of me. 218 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:27,174 Listen, I know how you feel. But I think it's very important... 219 00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:30,277 that, you know... we go over some file-things... 220 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,027 before he abandons me forever. 221 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,601 Sure you understand. 222 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:42,769 - Can I see him? Is he here? - He's... doesn't want to see you. 223 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:46,264 He said this to me, and I quote verbatim: 224 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:50,639 "If I see Sara right now, I won't be able... 225 00:14:50,761 --> 00:14:52,826 to stay with you for 1 more second. 226 00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:54,862 I won't be able to do anything, 227 00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:56,685 except kiss her madly... 228 00:14:56,811 --> 00:14:59,272 all over every part of her face, 229 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:03,855 swoop her into my arms, and run screaming away." 230 00:15:04,698 --> 00:15:06,047 Yeah, that sounds like him. 231 00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:12,839 I am truly sorry because I forced him to stay here tonight... 232 00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:14,260 I hope you understand that. 233 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,900 - I do, yeah. - Yeah, thanks. 234 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,572 Can I call him... on the phone later? 235 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:24,091 No, I would prefer you didn't do that, you know, 236 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,560 out of respect for me. 237 00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:27,927 Kind of the least you can do. 238 00:15:28,158 --> 00:15:29,685 But I really want to talk to him. 239 00:15:30,339 --> 00:15:32,527 Well, just think of how romantic it will be... 240 00:15:32,624 --> 00:15:34,884 when you re-unite on the plane to Rome. 241 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:35,884 Paris. 242 00:15:35,952 --> 00:15:41,025 Paris? Paris. That's so romantic. 243 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,547 Well, I always wanted to see Paris with Ian. 244 00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,961 Are you Ok, Louise? 245 00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:58,088 Thanks for asking, Sara. Not really, but I will be. There's hope for me yet. 246 00:15:58,279 --> 00:16:01,127 - Just excuse me. - Would you just tell him that... 247 00:16:01,999 --> 00:16:04,666 I'm thinking of him. And tell him... 248 00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:06,773 I told him he had nothing to fear... 249 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,562 about coming clean with you. 250 00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,634 He should have done it a year ago. 251 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:14,108 A year ago? 252 00:16:15,905 --> 00:16:19,295 Yes, yeah, probably would have been better. 253 00:16:19,566 --> 00:16:21,181 Tell him I am thinking of him? 254 00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:24,475 You're thinking of him. Got it. 255 00:16:24,575 --> 00:16:25,883 Thank you. 256 00:17:59,529 --> 00:18:00,777 Oh, dear. 257 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,922 - Alright. - What did you do with Sara? 258 00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:20,798 I sent her away. I told her... 259 00:18:20,929 --> 00:18:23,654 that you would meet her at the airport, 260 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,525 and that you and I had some last details to work through. 261 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:30,208 She is very pretty, not so bright though. 262 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:33,235 Oh, I can't understand what you are saying. 263 00:18:35,096 --> 00:18:36,239 Sorry about that. 264 00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:38,397 What were you mumbling about? 265 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:42,077 Sara is exceptionally bright, you don't know her. 266 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,575 Ah, exceptionally bright? 267 00:18:43,681 --> 00:18:44,285 I don't think so. 268 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:45,929 She introduced me to Russian literature. 269 00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:49,617 So that's why you were struggling through 'Brothers Karamazov'. 270 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:51,617 She is not only beautiful, she is brilliant. 271 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,880 Brilliant, brilliant. She has the kindest heart of anyone I have ever known. 272 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,232 I'm sure she is exceptionally kind for a home-wrecker. 273 00:18:57,338 --> 00:18:58,585 She's also soulful, Louise. 274 00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:00,232 Yeah, I am sure there is nothing bad about her, 275 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:01,227 that isn't completely wonderful! 276 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:02,716 And it doesn't matter. 277 00:19:03,069 --> 00:19:03,613 By next time this year... 278 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,192 you'll struggle to remember her name. 279 00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:06,940 No, by this time next year she'll be my wife... 280 00:19:07,055 --> 00:19:09,067 and you'll locked away safe in a loony-bin. 281 00:19:09,126 --> 00:19:11,897 No, no, nonsense & blooey, all of it. No more talking about her. 282 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:15,504 No, we'll talk about how your entire law career will be flushed down the drain, 283 00:19:15,593 --> 00:19:17,294 once people know what a fruitcake you are. 284 00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:17,884 Let's talk about that. 285 00:19:18,035 --> 00:19:19,961 - How about we talk about that, Louise? - As a matter of fact... 286 00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,646 - No, don't tape my mouth... - Why don't you just shut up? 287 00:19:23,649 --> 00:19:24,800 No, I got enough of that... 288 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:25,867 Louise... 289 00:19:26,079 --> 00:19:29,014 Ian, why don't you just shut up for a minute. 290 00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:31,673 I want you to look at something, buddy. 291 00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,884 Do you remember this day? 292 00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:40,932 Do you remember everything about this day? 293 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,622 Like I do, huh? 294 00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:45,256 How scared I was? 295 00:19:46,651 --> 00:19:49,063 How I almost couldn't go through with it? And do you remember, 296 00:19:49,142 --> 00:19:51,479 do you remember sitting with me in the back of the church... 297 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:53,978 just holding me? 298 00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,907 Do you remember the promise that you made? 299 00:19:58,559 --> 00:20:00,688 How I never had to be afraid? 300 00:20:02,104 --> 00:20:05,512 Nobody in my life would ever love me as much as you did? 301 00:20:06,209 --> 00:20:11,558 I promise, you kept saying that over and over again: I promise, I promise. 302 00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:13,824 And when the minister finally asked you... 303 00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:16,075 if you would take me as your wife, 304 00:20:16,164 --> 00:20:18,982 you said: I do ― I promise. 305 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,067 Do you remember the first years of our marriage? 306 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,617 The sweetness of it, I mean really. 307 00:20:24,673 --> 00:20:27,371 The unbearable sweetness of it ― that feeling. 308 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:29,382 We could trick the world; 309 00:20:30,101 --> 00:20:32,018 to fight the odds and found each other? 310 00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:35,765 Do you remember that, Ian? 311 00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,856 I have to go to the bathroom. 312 00:20:49,151 --> 00:20:50,449 Do you know if we have any Tylenol in the house? 313 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,341 My tooth really hurts me. 314 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,304 No. 315 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,176 - What's that smell? - I'm baking you some cookies. 316 00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:02,292 Some chocolate-chip cookies... are your favorite. 317 00:21:04,632 --> 00:21:10,101 Louise, I really have to go to the bathroom. 318 00:21:10,438 --> 00:21:11,850 You can wait. 319 00:21:12,514 --> 00:21:13,656 I've got the fish. 320 00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:15,895 Look at yourself, you're pathetic. 321 00:21:16,282 --> 00:21:17,750 Look what you're stooping to here. 322 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,948 This isn't you, you are so above this. 323 00:21:20,129 --> 00:21:21,266 You are not desperate. 324 00:21:21,350 --> 00:21:23,904 You're an accomplished woman, you have an amazing career and tons of friends, 325 00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:25,966 and you are sitting here and acting like you are a "Big Nothing" without me. 326 00:21:26,025 --> 00:21:28,344 Well, you don't need me, you don't need me! 327 00:21:28,367 --> 00:21:29,710 Don't tell me what I need! 328 00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:30,848 Don't do that! 329 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,797 I won't become just another single, divorced... 330 00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,198 40-something woman, childless, 331 00:21:37,298 --> 00:21:40,248 and try "Online Dating Ads" at night and watching "Reality Television", Ok? 332 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:42,002 And I won't get stuck in the past, 333 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,328 wondering whatever happened to... 334 00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:49,342 my best friend, off in Paris with someone barely out of her teens. 335 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:51,062 She's 24, actually. 336 00:21:51,153 --> 00:21:52,502 I won't get addicted to ice cream... 337 00:21:52,592 --> 00:21:55,196 and start feeling sorry for myself and gain 30 pounds... 338 00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:58,421 and get set up with losers because I refuse to be lonely. 339 00:21:58,795 --> 00:22:01,134 I refuse to go to movies by myself. 340 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:04,485 And to deepen my friendship with other women in my situation. 341 00:22:04,607 --> 00:22:06,459 And I just refuse to be without you! 342 00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:09,677 - I would rather just... - What? 343 00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,884 What, what... die? Would you actually rather die? 344 00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:15,824 Let's just say I'd rather go to jail. 345 00:22:17,530 --> 00:22:21,547 I'm not gonna die. Nobody's gonna die. 346 00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:29,372 Because everything is just ― everything is just gonna be fine. 347 00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:33,569 Louise, please just let me go. 348 00:22:35,044 --> 00:22:35,811 No. 349 00:22:36,090 --> 00:22:37,636 Let me go, listen... 350 00:22:37,749 --> 00:22:39,654 Why don't we just down and... 351 00:22:39,787 --> 00:22:45,466 talk all this out ― if am all taped up here... 352 00:22:45,526 --> 00:22:49,034 you know we are not gonna be able to work anything out, hm? 353 00:22:50,392 --> 00:22:51,159 No. 354 00:22:51,611 --> 00:22:53,231 Louise, I have to go to the bathroom anyw... 355 00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:55,867 It's gonna get really messy, very soon. 356 00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,424 Look, I promise I won't run away, 357 00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:02,001 just like I did that day. 358 00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:05,183 I promise. I'm not gonna run away. 359 00:23:05,881 --> 00:23:09,988 So why don't you just ― you know ― un-tape me... 360 00:23:10,226 --> 00:23:14,366 now, while it's still in the funny stage before it gets too ugly. 361 00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:20,328 - Just say it again. - What? 362 00:23:21,528 --> 00:23:23,983 Just say I promise. 363 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:29,077 I promise. 364 00:23:32,123 --> 00:23:35,184 I promise, Louise. I won't run away. 365 00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,225 I promise just like I did that day, 366 00:23:38,881 --> 00:23:41,162 and from the deepest part of myself. 367 00:23:42,738 --> 00:23:43,920 Jesus. 368 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:57,336 - It's getting all crazy. - Yeah, well... 369 00:24:00,587 --> 00:24:03,840 - I am jus' going to get the scissors, Ok? - Yeah. 370 00:24:07,548 --> 00:24:08,515 Alright. 371 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,868 Please, Ian, it's alright. 372 00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:17,920 I really used a lot. 373 00:24:21,077 --> 00:24:23,736 Ian, I am really not actually not very happy about any of this. 374 00:24:23,774 --> 00:24:25,360 Yeah, I know how it is. 375 00:24:27,055 --> 00:24:29,858 God it's so ― here you go, pretty good. 376 00:24:30,293 --> 00:24:32,874 - Yeah, that's sticky stuff. - Yeah, I'm sorry. 377 00:24:32,955 --> 00:24:34,785 Oh God, that feels better. 378 00:24:40,490 --> 00:24:41,700 What did you do to the phone, Louise? 379 00:24:41,741 --> 00:24:43,197 Did you cut the... 380 00:24:47,287 --> 00:24:49,563 I don't love you, I don't want to be with you! 381 00:24:49,643 --> 00:24:50,974 You're pathetic, you're ugly, 382 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:52,352 and you make me sick! 383 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,189 Psycho freak. 384 00:25:01,644 --> 00:25:04,130 Where are your god-damn keys, Louise? 385 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:49,506 Well, I found the Tylenol. It's helping just a little bit. 386 00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:52,386 I'm gonna have to get to the dentist next week. 387 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:54,533 Would you like some Tylenol for your head? 388 00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:58,210 Jesus! This is really happening, Louise? 389 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,244 I can please. 390 00:26:02,594 --> 00:26:04,902 I am hoping it's just a bad dream. 391 00:26:05,182 --> 00:26:06,247 Me too. 392 00:26:06,908 --> 00:26:07,528 You can end it. 393 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:09,158 So can you. 394 00:26:09,379 --> 00:26:11,740 Louise, what do you want from me, huh? 395 00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:13,416 My heart just isn't in it anymore. 396 00:26:13,586 --> 00:26:15,552 I simply don't to be with you. 397 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:17,678 Would you like a cookie? 398 00:26:17,846 --> 00:26:18,939 No. 399 00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:19,806 They came out really good. 400 00:26:19,936 --> 00:26:22,000 Cookies aren't going to do the trick, Lou. 401 00:26:22,132 --> 00:26:23,645 Does she make you cookies? 402 00:26:23,796 --> 00:26:25,887 No, she doesn't make me cookies. 403 00:26:28,967 --> 00:26:30,271 Where did you go? 404 00:26:31,272 --> 00:26:32,277 Just want to know where did you go. 405 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,686 Did you go to her apartment? 406 00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:35,248 Did you go to a hotel? 407 00:26:35,371 --> 00:26:37,615 Did you come up here without me knowing it? 408 00:26:37,754 --> 00:26:40,852 Yes, yes, and yes. 409 00:26:42,003 --> 00:26:44,163 It was easier, you work so many hours. 410 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,566 How did you meet her? 411 00:26:47,781 --> 00:26:49,827 - What does it matter? - I just want to know. 412 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:52,143 I met her at my accountant. She is the receptionist. 413 00:26:52,815 --> 00:26:55,060 She is Murray's receptionist? 414 00:26:56,125 --> 00:26:58,206 Then I met her too. I don't even remember her. 415 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,474 - She's "un-memorable". - Yeah, well, not to men. 416 00:27:04,395 --> 00:27:08,113 She's not just the receptionist. She is working on her doctorate. 417 00:27:08,221 --> 00:27:09,688 She's gonna be a psychologist. 418 00:27:16,182 --> 00:27:19,532 So, how did you first ask her out ― I mean ...? 419 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:23,929 - Did you ask her to dinner? - She asked me, Ok? 420 00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:26,802 Yeah, she called a number of times before I said "Yes". 421 00:27:26,951 --> 00:27:28,692 And at first it was just about sex? 422 00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:31,013 At first it's always just about the sex. 423 00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:33,353 And then she became your best friend? 424 00:27:34,761 --> 00:27:36,538 - Well, no. - No? 425 00:27:36,650 --> 00:27:38,977 Louise, not every relationship is the same. 426 00:27:40,602 --> 00:27:42,944 You always said all you wanted in life, 427 00:27:43,219 --> 00:27:45,185 was to be married to your best friend... 428 00:27:45,357 --> 00:27:47,010 and that you were the luckiest man in the world... 429 00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:48,081 because you were married to your best friend. 430 00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:49,391 Yes, I know what I said, 431 00:27:49,539 --> 00:27:51,172 but that's not the way every relationship goes. 432 00:27:51,248 --> 00:27:52,608 Sometimes you don't want to be married to your best friend... 433 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:54,549 because the passion gets lost. 434 00:27:56,481 --> 00:27:57,914 So you had a lot of passion with her? 435 00:27:58,036 --> 00:27:59,864 Oh, will you stop, I am not... 436 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,327 You know, yeah, a truckload. 437 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:05,394 But no intimacy. 438 00:28:05,536 --> 00:28:07,869 Oh, oh ― it's a different kind of intimacy. 439 00:28:08,711 --> 00:28:11,488 What kind of intimacy was it then? 440 00:28:11,639 --> 00:28:14,407 A passionate kind of intimacy, rife with mystery. 441 00:28:14,517 --> 00:28:15,728 I don't always know what she is thinking. 442 00:28:15,845 --> 00:28:17,302 I don't always know what she is feeling. 443 00:28:17,442 --> 00:28:19,272 I... constantly discovering things. 444 00:28:19,438 --> 00:28:22,369 But you always said that 2 people never knew each other better... 445 00:28:22,442 --> 00:28:22,744 than you and I. 446 00:28:22,894 --> 00:28:25,455 That, that we understood each other. 447 00:28:25,595 --> 00:28:27,690 - Yeah. - And you love that. 448 00:28:27,819 --> 00:28:30,810 - I stopped loving that. - Why? 449 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,058 I don't know. 450 00:28:34,218 --> 00:28:35,553 What could be better than that? 451 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,880 Certain things are a lot better. 452 00:28:38,029 --> 00:28:39,746 Like sex with a new person? 453 00:28:40,710 --> 00:28:41,899 She needs me, Lou. 454 00:28:42,023 --> 00:28:45,891 - Och ― I need you, Ian. - You haven't needed me for years. 455 00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:47,604 You're a "Superwoman". 456 00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:49,485 You make more money than I do, 457 00:28:49,645 --> 00:28:51,145 you can fix anything. 458 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:52,889 You can bench-press more than me. 459 00:28:53,057 --> 00:28:54,342 What do you need me for? 460 00:28:54,452 --> 00:28:57,698 Ian, I need you. I need you so much. 461 00:28:57,908 --> 00:29:00,166 You need someone, not me, 462 00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:02,325 not me in particular. 463 00:29:02,496 --> 00:29:04,901 She needs me ― in particular. 464 00:29:05,613 --> 00:29:06,940 Alright, I don't need you. 465 00:29:10,223 --> 00:29:11,406 But I love you. 466 00:29:11,768 --> 00:29:15,424 - Isn't that better? - Completely not better, no. 467 00:29:18,853 --> 00:29:21,041 Why did you ever love me, Ian? 468 00:29:22,748 --> 00:29:24,206 - I don't know. - No... 469 00:29:25,007 --> 00:29:26,198 Sure you do. 470 00:29:26,323 --> 00:29:27,623 And I want you to think about that while... 471 00:29:27,711 --> 00:29:28,760 I go get you some cookies. 472 00:29:28,889 --> 00:29:30,363 No, I am not going to think about it. 473 00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:31,688 Sure you are, Ian. 474 00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:34,907 - Would you like some milk? - I don't want any cookies! 475 00:29:35,897 --> 00:29:38,346 I will be right back. Don't go anywhere. 476 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,877 These are the exact same cookies... 477 00:30:36,997 --> 00:30:39,172 I have been making for you all of these years. 478 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:43,169 But these are extra-special, because I put a "magic spell" on them. 479 00:30:43,324 --> 00:30:46,343 When you eat one, you will deeply love me again... 480 00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:47,626 for the rest of your life, 481 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:49,172 and beyond. 482 00:30:51,088 --> 00:30:51,972 Just kidding. 483 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,301 Just have a bite. 484 00:30:54,446 --> 00:30:55,811 Just have a bite ― lookie ― come on. 485 00:30:55,899 --> 00:30:57,910 - You really need to eat at... - I don't want it, Louise. 486 00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:03,153 Don't do, please, just don't... 487 00:31:06,776 --> 00:31:08,552 Your mother made me promise on her deathbed... 488 00:31:08,677 --> 00:31:10,340 that I would continue to make you these cookies... 489 00:31:10,462 --> 00:31:11,689 for the rest of your life. 490 00:31:11,841 --> 00:31:14,040 She said I was the best thing to ever happened to you. 491 00:31:14,279 --> 00:31:14,959 That until you met me, 492 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,655 that you had no direction and no purpose. 493 00:31:16,746 --> 00:31:19,635 I picked you up by your bootstraps, and gave you a life. 494 00:31:19,885 --> 00:31:20,996 You did! 495 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,186 Do you think she would approve... 496 00:31:23,294 --> 00:31:23,874 of what is happening right now? 497 00:31:23,992 --> 00:31:25,521 I don't think she would like to see me taped... 498 00:31:25,581 --> 00:31:26,053 to a toilet. 499 00:31:26,149 --> 00:31:27,381 I don't mean that. 500 00:31:27,588 --> 00:31:28,807 I mean, do you think she would want... 501 00:31:28,892 --> 00:31:29,479 you to leave me... 502 00:31:29,574 --> 00:31:31,156 for Murray's receptionist? 503 00:31:31,248 --> 00:31:35,055 What my dead mother thinks I should do is no great concern to me. 504 00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:35,414 It should be. 505 00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:37,319 What anyone thinks I should do is not a big concern. 506 00:31:37,389 --> 00:31:38,936 You could name any member of my family... 507 00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:41,450 dead and alive, and tell me that they don't agree with what I am doing... 508 00:31:41,576 --> 00:31:43,356 and I could care less. 509 00:31:46,389 --> 00:31:48,842 - Would you like another cookie? - Not really. 510 00:31:50,407 --> 00:31:51,963 How about some music? 511 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,267 How about some music, Ian? 512 00:31:56,380 --> 00:31:58,526 Oh, this is beautiful. 513 00:32:00,371 --> 00:32:01,388 Beautiful. 514 00:32:04,865 --> 00:32:06,260 Oh, God. 515 00:32:09,378 --> 00:32:11,700 That's stoopin' low, Louise. 516 00:32:13,037 --> 00:32:13,985 We danced to it at ...? 517 00:32:14,096 --> 00:32:15,913 Yes, on our wedding, I remember. 518 00:32:16,473 --> 00:32:18,161 Seems like a life-time ago. 519 00:32:19,170 --> 00:32:20,621 Right outside this window. 520 00:32:25,919 --> 00:32:28,349 You said that was the happiest day of your life. 521 00:32:31,019 --> 00:32:34,517 Our relationship ending is like a death that just 2 people know about. 522 00:32:36,342 --> 00:32:37,740 Our whole life gets lost, 523 00:32:37,862 --> 00:32:39,591 everything we did together. 524 00:32:40,462 --> 00:32:42,011 All the places we travelled, 525 00:32:42,109 --> 00:32:43,158 the fights. 526 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:46,099 The small moments of tenderness. 527 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:50,172 Don't forget the all the failed "In vitro" attempts. 528 00:32:53,852 --> 00:32:55,865 How could you say that to me? 529 00:32:56,110 --> 00:32:56,869 How could you say that to me? 530 00:32:57,052 --> 00:32:58,743 You want to hurt me even more? 531 00:32:58,883 --> 00:33:00,378 No, I am just remembering everything... 532 00:33:00,465 --> 00:33:01,709 and it wasn't all perfect. 533 00:33:02,085 --> 00:33:04,004 Perfect, who said it was perfect? 534 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:05,278 You used to say it was perfect, 535 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:06,845 you said it all the time. 536 00:33:07,011 --> 00:33:10,174 Aren't we perfect? God, it was a lot to live up to. 537 00:33:10,241 --> 00:33:11,681 It was just too much to sustain. 538 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:14,568 - It was almost like it wasn't real. - I was real! 539 00:33:14,621 --> 00:33:17,099 Yeah, until we stopped trying to have a child. 540 00:33:17,246 --> 00:33:19,363 And is that why you want to leave me... 541 00:33:19,483 --> 00:33:20,690 because I didn't have your child? 542 00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,549 No, no! 543 00:33:22,683 --> 00:33:24,084 It's what happened after, Louise. 544 00:33:24,265 --> 00:33:25,732 You became human. 545 00:33:25,845 --> 00:33:27,823 I saw your flaws. You talk too loud, you know? 546 00:33:27,991 --> 00:33:29,049 You talk over me. 547 00:33:29,169 --> 00:33:30,550 And the sex, it became so mechanical. 548 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:31,798 No, no. It didn't! 549 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,286 And ― you were always in denial. 550 00:33:46,308 --> 00:33:49,684 Ian, we spent so many weekends in this house... 551 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:51,064 trying to get pregnant. 552 00:33:52,069 --> 00:33:53,491 I counted the meals. 553 00:33:55,836 --> 00:33:56,662 What? 554 00:33:56,850 --> 00:33:59,128 When we came up here, sometimes the meals were so strained... 555 00:33:59,216 --> 00:34:03,115 I would count them. I hated them. 556 00:34:03,447 --> 00:34:06,492 I started counting them to see how many of them were left in the day. 557 00:34:09,561 --> 00:34:11,088 You stopped loving me. 558 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:15,321 I never knew. 559 00:34:15,461 --> 00:34:17,442 You know, I tried to pretend it wasn't happening. 560 00:34:17,517 --> 00:34:19,226 I thought if I could pretend it wasn't happening, 561 00:34:19,314 --> 00:34:21,563 maybe smell would go away. 562 00:34:24,457 --> 00:34:25,729 And then you met Sara. 563 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:27,589 And then I met Sara. 564 00:34:28,397 --> 00:34:29,835 And you succumbed to her. 565 00:34:30,634 --> 00:34:31,979 I succumbed. 566 00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:37,389 I don't believe you really love that woman. 567 00:34:38,066 --> 00:34:38,529 Not really. 568 00:34:38,622 --> 00:34:40,716 You can believe anything you want, but... 569 00:34:41,252 --> 00:34:43,287 I'm going to Paris with her. 570 00:34:43,405 --> 00:34:45,925 I guarantee you I will be on that plane tomorrow. 571 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:47,121 I still guarantee you won't. 572 00:34:47,245 --> 00:34:49,766 And I am going to propose that she be my wife. 573 00:34:49,907 --> 00:34:52,204 - Naw, you are not! - Oh, I certainly am. 574 00:34:52,330 --> 00:34:53,876 - No, you are not! - Yes I am. 575 00:34:54,031 --> 00:34:56,213 And I am telling you now there is no way... 576 00:34:56,290 --> 00:34:58,829 Could you please will me alone. I need to use the bathroom. 577 00:34:59,714 --> 00:35:02,004 Not that this isn't fun. 578 00:35:07,592 --> 00:35:08,899 Oh, God. 579 00:35:10,799 --> 00:35:12,010 Excuse me? 580 00:35:12,473 --> 00:35:14,530 Have you ever heard of the "Stockholm Syndrome"? 581 00:35:14,935 --> 00:35:15,771 Yes. 582 00:35:16,122 --> 00:35:17,762 Hostage falls in love with their captor. 583 00:35:17,846 --> 00:35:19,071 Yes. 584 00:35:19,878 --> 00:35:22,958 It's gonna take something much bigger. 585 00:35:23,161 --> 00:35:24,782 An act of God, really. 586 00:35:25,881 --> 00:35:28,302 Now please, close the door? 587 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:33,839 Close the door, Louise. 588 00:35:34,402 --> 00:35:35,503 Close it! 589 00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:36,873 Close the door! 590 00:35:40,532 --> 00:35:43,665 Lake Kashimi, the trip we fell in love. 591 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:44,791 Do you remember? 592 00:35:47,221 --> 00:35:49,106 Oh, your first office. 593 00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:51,704 Remember I came by to put your name on the door? 594 00:35:52,455 --> 00:35:54,365 - That was nice of you. - Yeah. 595 00:35:55,818 --> 00:36:00,171 - And there ― um... - The night I proposed to you. 596 00:36:00,463 --> 00:36:03,573 - In front of "El Troubadours". - Yes. 597 00:36:04,005 --> 00:36:05,347 Hm, you said "Yes". 598 00:36:06,362 --> 00:36:07,678 Yes, without hesitation, you were sweating, 599 00:36:07,796 --> 00:36:09,277 I felt so bad for you. 600 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:11,706 Well, I was scared you'd say "No". 601 00:36:11,826 --> 00:36:14,078 I said "Yes", like 17 times in a row. 602 00:36:15,483 --> 00:36:18,514 - No, this just isn't fair, Lou. - It is, it is. 603 00:36:19,576 --> 00:36:21,498 It's more than fair, it's fact. 604 00:36:22,378 --> 00:36:23,682 That was the day we painted our house. 605 00:36:24,702 --> 00:36:27,262 - Was that after we got married? - No, no, it was just before. 606 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,798 Do you remember, Ian? 607 00:36:39,449 --> 00:36:41,038 Turn it off, Louise. 608 00:36:42,322 --> 00:36:44,739 - I'm not finished yet. - Yeah, but I am finished. 609 00:36:44,859 --> 00:36:45,761 It doesn't matter what you show me. 610 00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:47,541 We are not those people anymore. 611 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:48,403 Oh, yes we are. 612 00:36:48,528 --> 00:36:49,873 None of the slides you have shown me, 613 00:36:49,992 --> 00:36:51,447 are from the last 10 years. 614 00:36:51,622 --> 00:36:52,700 I mean, where are those slides? 615 00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:53,793 We don't have them. 616 00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:55,539 Whatever we had that was so special, 617 00:36:55,706 --> 00:36:57,694 just doesn't exist anymore. 618 00:36:58,269 --> 00:36:59,790 We just need to make more slides. 619 00:36:59,924 --> 00:37:01,895 No, no more slides, no. No more anything. 620 00:37:02,027 --> 00:37:02,932 No more life together. 621 00:37:03,058 --> 00:37:06,095 In fact from this moment on I just gonna scream and be as unpleasant... 622 00:37:06,228 --> 00:37:07,135 as possible... 623 00:37:07,254 --> 00:37:09,689 until you let me fucking go! 624 00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:11,654 Ian, stop. 625 00:37:11,873 --> 00:37:14,281 She is a lunatic! 626 00:37:14,474 --> 00:37:18,694 - Help, help! - Stop it, Ian! 627 00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:30,867 If you can hear me, 628 00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:33,627 I am a hostage here taped to a toilet! 629 00:37:33,775 --> 00:37:35,603 Help! 630 00:37:39,732 --> 00:37:41,686 Please come and help me! 631 00:37:41,785 --> 00:37:43,158 Hel... 632 00:37:45,627 --> 00:37:47,230 You look very nice, Louise. 633 00:37:47,342 --> 00:37:48,705 Thank you. 634 00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:51,954 I haven't seen you in a sexy dress in quite a long time. 635 00:37:53,591 --> 00:37:56,154 Doesn't change things of course? What is the guitar for? 636 00:37:57,493 --> 00:38:02,178 I'm gonna play and sing the song. 637 00:38:02,603 --> 00:38:03,626 Please don't. 638 00:38:03,743 --> 00:38:07,769 I am going to serenade you, like we did when we first met, 639 00:38:07,844 --> 00:38:08,524 and you are going to like it. 640 00:38:08,637 --> 00:38:10,833 God, I'm so embarrassed for you right now. 641 00:38:10,951 --> 00:38:12,901 Will you just listen, Ian! 642 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:14,617 Oh, God, no, no... 643 00:38:35,483 --> 00:38:37,805 Louise, this is beyond. 644 00:38:38,006 --> 00:38:40,728 It's just so not working, put the guitar away. 645 00:38:40,897 --> 00:38:42,802 Shit! How does it go? Wait. 646 00:38:56,582 --> 00:38:59,905 Well, I would applaud, but you made that impossible. 647 00:39:00,854 --> 00:39:02,930 You could applaud with your face. 648 00:39:03,054 --> 00:39:05,091 Does it look like I'm applauding with my face? 649 00:39:06,852 --> 00:39:07,572 No. 650 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,152 You knocked me out cold and you taped me to a toilet. 651 00:39:10,285 --> 00:39:13,262 Your romance is completely lost on me. 652 00:39:13,443 --> 00:39:15,520 I mean, it's more like torture. 653 00:39:16,726 --> 00:39:19,776 That's gonna take a miracle. Nothing less. 654 00:39:19,796 --> 00:39:22,918 And since we both know the odds of something other-worldly happening here, 655 00:39:23,039 --> 00:39:24,661 Why don't you let me go? 656 00:39:25,178 --> 00:39:26,433 No. 657 00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:32,666 - Louise, just give up. - I won't. 658 00:40:13,927 --> 00:40:15,312 How are you doin'? 659 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:18,702 Bored and angry. I wanna wring your fucking neck, same as before. 660 00:40:19,055 --> 00:40:20,330 Just checking. 661 00:40:20,782 --> 00:40:22,601 Listen, I am gonna be going to the market in town, 662 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:25,155 'cause I'm gonna make you a really fancy romantic dinner. 663 00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:26,236 Any request? 664 00:40:26,438 --> 00:40:29,011 Could you get me my cell-phone and then why don't you drop dead. 665 00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:30,388 You don't mean that, baby. 666 00:40:30,597 --> 00:40:32,959 The only way I would eat your fancy romantic dinner... 667 00:40:33,143 --> 00:40:35,471 is if you would force-feed it down my throat. 668 00:40:48,952 --> 00:40:51,750 Help! 669 00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:59,792 Help. 670 00:41:28,101 --> 00:41:32,145 994, 995... 671 00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:39,312 996, 997, 998, 999... 672 00:41:59,377 --> 00:42:01,125 Up here, help! 673 00:42:10,297 --> 00:42:11,498 Help! 674 00:42:11,674 --> 00:42:13,111 Help! 675 00:42:25,641 --> 00:42:27,687 Help! 676 00:43:33,493 --> 00:43:34,875 Hello. 677 00:43:35,478 --> 00:43:39,652 Are you there? Help! 678 00:43:58,378 --> 00:44:01,704 Help ...! 679 00:44:01,864 --> 00:44:04,330 Please shut the fuck up. I am trying to rob you. 680 00:44:06,218 --> 00:44:06,338 What? 681 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,993 I said shut up or I'll bash your stupid head in. 682 00:44:10,806 --> 00:44:12,816 Talk about an easy target. 683 00:44:13,208 --> 00:44:15,798 Coming to your house and the owner is already tied up for you. 684 00:44:16,075 --> 00:44:18,451 That's a beautiful, beautiful thing. 685 00:44:18,841 --> 00:44:21,388 Ah, proof of a higher power if you ask me. 686 00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:23,962 You are never going to get away with this. 687 00:44:23,963 --> 00:44:25,269 I told you to shut up, man. 688 00:44:29,295 --> 00:44:30,523 Thank you. 689 00:44:51,404 --> 00:44:52,726 Excuse me, sir, 690 00:44:53,118 --> 00:44:55,382 do you happen to have any cash on you? 691 00:44:55,505 --> 00:44:57,214 No, I don't. 692 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:03,512 - You don't have any cash? - No, I have no cash. 693 00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:12,173 You sure you don't have any cash? 694 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,721 God! 695 00:45:16,156 --> 00:45:21,300 - It's in my wallet in my pants. - Wallet in your pants? 696 00:45:23,422 --> 00:45:24,993 Look at you, man. 697 00:45:25,061 --> 00:45:27,281 You're taped to a fucking toilet. 698 00:45:30,398 --> 00:45:33,786 Not that I care really, but who did this to you? 699 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:38,766 - My wife. - Pussy, that's perfect! 700 00:45:39,294 --> 00:45:40,192 Holy shit! 701 00:45:40,324 --> 00:45:42,995 Your fucking wife taped to a goddamn toilet. 702 00:45:43,297 --> 00:45:45,449 What a day you are having, huh? 703 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:48,010 You must feel pretty humiliated. 704 00:45:48,171 --> 00:45:49,209 Yup. 705 00:45:49,326 --> 00:45:51,608 See, here is the difference between you and me, man. 706 00:45:51,626 --> 00:45:53,710 Whenever I get the urge to get married, 707 00:45:54,216 --> 00:45:58,758 I grab my balls and I squeeze them until I can't feel my legs, 708 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,831 and then it just passes. 709 00:46:04,085 --> 00:46:07,256 - What did you do to her? - Excuse me? 710 00:46:07,429 --> 00:46:09,707 Your wife ― to make her tape you to a toilet you must have done something to her. 711 00:46:09,805 --> 00:46:11,133 Well, that's none of your business. 712 00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:14,811 I am so interested in human nature, like ― 713 00:46:15,283 --> 00:46:18,429 what makes people do the things that they do? 714 00:46:18,901 --> 00:46:21,230 My girlfriend thinks that I'll be a philosopher. 715 00:46:21,257 --> 00:46:23,921 I got a stereo about "Love". Do you wanna hear it? 716 00:46:23,978 --> 00:46:24,414 Ah, no. 717 00:46:24,666 --> 00:46:27,014 I think that love is an experiment... 718 00:46:27,358 --> 00:46:31,267 by a higher power. Call it God or whatever you want, but... 719 00:46:31,319 --> 00:46:32,996 I think it's still being worked out. 720 00:46:33,088 --> 00:46:33,873 You know, the kinks. 721 00:46:34,289 --> 00:46:37,090 It's not complete, it's like a test. 722 00:46:37,653 --> 00:46:38,817 Brilliant. 723 00:46:39,012 --> 00:46:41,903 Listen to me. If love is a test, then you are failing, Ok. 724 00:46:42,228 --> 00:46:44,567 And in the grand-scheme of things that makes you a failure. 725 00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:46,368 No, that does not make me a failure. 726 00:46:46,533 --> 00:46:48,213 You promised this woman... 727 00:46:48,326 --> 00:46:50,424 that you would love her for the rest of your life, right? 728 00:46:50,481 --> 00:46:52,918 And clearly you are failing at that. 729 00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:55,964 You failed her, yeah man, you are a failure. 730 00:46:56,081 --> 00:46:58,698 Who are you to judge me? You are a criminal. 731 00:46:58,837 --> 00:47:01,756 Fuck you, man, I am an honest person. 732 00:47:03,095 --> 00:47:06,266 I never pretend to be anything I'm not. 733 00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,587 And I would never promise anyone the moon... 734 00:47:08,764 --> 00:47:11,686 and then mean only, until I am tired of giving you the moon. 735 00:47:11,860 --> 00:47:13,068 Never. 736 00:47:13,112 --> 00:47:14,071 So you think about that... 737 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,729 while I'm loading your belongings into my van. 738 00:47:17,896 --> 00:47:19,289 Pussy loser. 739 00:47:23,896 --> 00:47:25,929 - Who the fuck is that? - Louise. 740 00:47:26,075 --> 00:47:27,380 Ah, shit! 741 00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:30,090 Oh, no. 742 00:47:30,303 --> 00:47:32,153 Hello, my love! 743 00:47:32,326 --> 00:47:34,204 I'm home. 744 00:47:41,769 --> 00:47:44,871 Please, God, don't hurt her! 745 00:47:49,864 --> 00:47:51,714 Don't hurt her! 746 00:48:07,095 --> 00:48:08,341 Oh, my God, is she dead? 747 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:10,163 She definitely looks dead. 748 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:13,967 What did you do to her? 749 00:48:14,179 --> 00:48:15,254 What did you do to her? 750 00:48:15,414 --> 00:48:17,401 Ah, I just made it very, very quiet. 751 00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:19,839 It was fun. Want me to do it to you? 752 00:48:20,528 --> 00:48:21,667 You know what we need? 753 00:48:21,876 --> 00:48:26,128 I wished we had matching toilet, say, for two. That would be pretty funny. 754 00:48:28,144 --> 00:48:31,180 Shit, nice tit's. 755 00:48:31,356 --> 00:48:32,621 Mind if I squeeze them a little bit? 756 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,695 - Don't you touch her! - Or what? 757 00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:40,273 - What, are you gonna urinate on yourself? - I'll kill you, I swear to God. 758 00:48:40,790 --> 00:48:42,410 There an escape route that way. 759 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:48,455 - Stop it! - I would never get sick of these. 760 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:54,835 When is the last time you touched these tit's? 761 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,671 Fuck, she is perfect, man. 762 00:48:58,872 --> 00:49:01,024 You lucky bastard. 763 00:49:01,756 --> 00:49:04,055 Oh, God, what I would do to you. 764 00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,878 Shit, lucky fuck. 765 00:49:18,587 --> 00:49:21,348 I don't think he'll kill us because we can't see his face. 766 00:49:25,583 --> 00:49:30,747 I don't care about anything we own in this house, I mean. 767 00:49:32,202 --> 00:49:34,369 It sounds like he is just taking everything that's not strapped down. 768 00:49:40,165 --> 00:49:43,817 I hope he doesn't take that... 769 00:49:43,903 --> 00:49:46,425 silverware set your mother left us. 770 00:49:46,661 --> 00:49:48,201 That antique set, 771 00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:50,892 wished we had left that in the city. 772 00:49:53,418 --> 00:49:54,907 You know? 773 00:49:55,485 --> 00:50:01,163 There is that expensive painting that we invested in. 774 00:50:01,275 --> 00:50:05,451 What was the artist's name? Kamano Suki Kamijoto. 775 00:50:06,338 --> 00:50:09,632 Yeah, I hate that painting. 776 00:50:10,194 --> 00:50:12,175 I don't care if it's worth 20 grand, I mean... 777 00:50:12,303 --> 00:50:15,826 It was made by a third-grader I think. 778 00:50:16,728 --> 00:50:19,770 What did you say that reminded you of the rain? 779 00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:23,446 One of the reasons I bought it was to make you happy and to remind you of the rain. 780 00:50:27,061 --> 00:50:29,630 Oh my God, look at us, Louise. 781 00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:32,715 It's ridiculous. 782 00:50:33,583 --> 00:50:37,771 For all I know this is how it's gonna end for us right here in this bathroom... 783 00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:39,105 with the wallpaper I hate. 784 00:50:39,296 --> 00:50:42,068 Why the hell did we ever not take this wallpaper down? 785 00:50:54,168 --> 00:50:56,085 I do remember that day. 786 00:50:57,899 --> 00:51:01,393 In the coatroom of the church when I was holding you and I was just rocking you. 787 00:51:02,287 --> 00:51:04,732 When I was rocking you back and forth. 788 00:51:06,132 --> 00:51:08,644 And you had dust all over your wedding-gown. 789 00:51:11,717 --> 00:51:13,681 You looked so beautiful. 790 00:51:17,697 --> 00:51:19,411 I was terrified. 791 00:51:20,936 --> 00:51:22,493 I was terrified. 792 00:51:26,929 --> 00:51:29,194 It's not your fault, Louise. 793 00:51:30,608 --> 00:51:32,120 It's not your fault. 794 00:51:32,450 --> 00:51:35,986 You couldn't have children, and I started hating my life, hatin'... 795 00:51:36,111 --> 00:51:37,903 my boss, hatin' the advertising industry, 796 00:51:38,024 --> 00:51:39,791 hating the apartment, hating this house. 797 00:51:40,002 --> 00:51:41,965 Everything we bought that we thought we wanted... 798 00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:43,927 just hating everything. 799 00:51:43,930 --> 00:51:47,235 Yeah, and I started feeling like a big miserable bastard, 'cause we... 800 00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:50,540 you know, some people have nothing and there we were, 801 00:51:50,687 --> 00:51:53,539 we could buy stupid expensive paintings. 802 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:56,654 Some people have nothing. 803 00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:01,530 Say something, Louise. Tell me about your crazy job, 804 00:52:01,643 --> 00:52:03,978 tell me about your hectic schedule. 805 00:52:04,139 --> 00:52:04,705 Complain for me, Louise. 806 00:52:04,879 --> 00:52:06,962 Just say something, please. 807 00:52:07,322 --> 00:52:08,710 Come on, Louise. 808 00:52:08,841 --> 00:52:10,950 Don't leave me alone here in this bathroom. 809 00:52:11,431 --> 00:52:14,966 Wonder if I am going to die. Don't leave me alone, Louise, come on. 810 00:52:15,188 --> 00:52:18,281 Just say something please. C'mon, I'll listen, I'll listen. 811 00:52:20,815 --> 00:52:24,825 What the fuck. Is he having a party here now? 812 00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:31,305 Oh, shit! 813 00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:34,193 What a fucking looser. 814 00:52:43,851 --> 00:52:48,179 I know what I am, Louise. I am a nothing. 815 00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:53,302 And I don't stand for anything anymore. 816 00:52:55,855 --> 00:52:59,595 I'm just a loser taped to a toilet. 817 00:53:02,989 --> 00:53:07,862 And it would be poetic justice if this is where I died. 818 00:53:14,375 --> 00:53:17,800 You didn't marry this man, Louise. 819 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,834 Why do you think I wanted to go to Paris? 820 00:53:24,113 --> 00:53:28,984 I had this romantic idea of myself you know that I could maybe be a hero to somebody again. 821 00:53:32,429 --> 00:53:35,878 But look at me, I am a joke. 822 00:53:37,710 --> 00:53:40,233 And you didn't marry a joke. 823 00:53:40,896 --> 00:53:44,761 You married somebody who had dreams you know who... 824 00:53:45,109 --> 00:53:47,487 promised you the world, 825 00:53:48,802 --> 00:53:53,095 and look what you ended up with, someone who lied to you, 826 00:53:53,225 --> 00:53:55,258 who deceived you, 827 00:53:57,521 --> 00:53:59,798 who couldn't protect you in the end. 828 00:54:03,126 --> 00:54:04,343 A loser on the toilet. 829 00:54:07,307 --> 00:54:09,299 I'm sorry, Louise. 830 00:54:11,013 --> 00:54:15,248 I'm ― I'm so so sorry. 831 00:54:29,522 --> 00:54:31,798 3,2... 832 00:54:38,819 --> 00:54:41,072 Quiet, quiet, Jesus. 833 00:54:43,388 --> 00:54:44,819 Sorry, about the rug. 834 00:54:44,969 --> 00:54:46,674 Sorry, about your rug. 835 00:54:53,389 --> 00:54:54,954 How do you do that? 836 00:54:55,156 --> 00:54:57,029 How do you do that? 837 00:55:16,201 --> 00:55:18,123 Hello, is anybody there? 838 00:55:18,594 --> 00:55:20,179 Ian? 839 00:55:21,210 --> 00:55:24,094 - Ian, my only God, where are you? - Louise, Louise. 840 00:55:25,483 --> 00:55:27,252 Louise, Louise, Louise... 841 00:55:33,918 --> 00:55:35,463 Louise, we're in the bathroom, 842 00:55:35,619 --> 00:55:37,396 and we are being robbed. 843 00:55:37,776 --> 00:55:38,860 Are you Ok? 844 00:55:38,999 --> 00:55:41,743 I can't move my arms and my legs. 845 00:55:42,189 --> 00:55:43,803 You're taped, Lou. 846 00:55:44,017 --> 00:55:45,278 Can you stand? 847 00:55:45,306 --> 00:55:48,576 I don't know, I am gonna... I'm just gonna try. 848 00:55:49,806 --> 00:55:54,782 See if you can go over to the light switch, rub against it, and turn it on. 849 00:55:55,465 --> 00:56:00,134 God, my hands hurt, and my tooth is throbbing on some mess. 850 00:56:00,234 --> 00:56:04,975 I know, I know... I want to see your face. 851 00:56:08,972 --> 00:56:10,922 There you are. 852 00:56:11,526 --> 00:56:13,256 I'm so sorry, Ian. 853 00:56:13,439 --> 00:56:16,828 Nah, it's Ok. It's not your fault. 854 00:56:16,988 --> 00:56:19,570 - Lou, try the door. - What? 855 00:56:19,695 --> 00:56:23,437 Try the doorknob, maybe you can escape to the back. 856 00:56:27,904 --> 00:56:29,814 Can't get a grip. 857 00:56:31,650 --> 00:56:32,958 Shit! 858 00:56:41,727 --> 00:56:43,615 Did he touch you? 859 00:56:43,716 --> 00:56:48,125 No, he just... I came home and he... 860 00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:54,390 Everything was gone. All our stuff was all over the floor... 861 00:56:54,547 --> 00:56:56,361 in garbage bags and then he... 862 00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:01,045 he jumped me, and then he smashed my head into the ground. 863 00:57:01,497 --> 00:57:03,634 And I just don't remember anything after that. 864 00:57:03,695 --> 00:57:05,182 I'll kill him. 865 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:07,468 Ian, I'm so ashamed. 866 00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:09,184 I'm so ashamed what I did to you. 867 00:57:09,345 --> 00:57:12,996 No, no, no. I'm ashamed. 868 00:57:13,141 --> 00:57:15,422 I'm ashamed what I did to you. 869 00:57:18,659 --> 00:57:20,516 Do you think he will kill us? 870 00:57:20,576 --> 00:57:23,580 I don't know, come sit next to me. I want you to sit next to me. 871 00:57:23,664 --> 00:57:24,463 Why? 872 00:57:24,753 --> 00:57:27,092 I just want you to be next to me, Lou. 873 00:57:34,922 --> 00:57:37,959 Maybe we'll only have an hour left together, 874 00:57:38,142 --> 00:57:39,717 maybe 15 minutes. 875 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:42,363 Let's talk this through. 876 00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:44,074 Let's work our marriage out, 877 00:57:44,192 --> 00:57:46,284 even if it's for only 15 minutes. 878 00:57:46,408 --> 00:57:49,428 Are you just saying that because you are taped to a toilet? 879 00:57:51,257 --> 00:57:53,821 I have had a lot of time to think about this. 880 00:57:54,534 --> 00:57:56,746 And I don't want to fail you. 881 00:57:58,534 --> 00:58:00,693 I'm pretty sure I still love you. 882 00:58:00,898 --> 00:58:03,102 Sure, I'm gonna kill you sometimes. 883 00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:04,649 Like all day today? 884 00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:08,675 Hello, yeah, 'cause you make me crazy. 885 00:58:08,930 --> 00:58:11,825 Just talk-talk-talk over me. 886 00:58:11,903 --> 00:58:15,891 And, you are so opinionated, and sometimes it makes me numb. 887 00:58:16,142 --> 00:58:20,344 I won't do that anymore. I won't talk over you, and have opinions, I promise. 888 00:58:20,821 --> 00:58:23,252 Naw, you can have opinions. 889 00:58:23,555 --> 00:58:25,615 You should quit your stupid job. You are so much happier if you... 890 00:58:25,678 --> 00:58:26,847 just quit your stupid job. 891 00:58:27,010 --> 00:58:29,034 You hate working at that company. 892 00:58:29,744 --> 00:58:32,881 You're right. I should quit. 893 00:58:32,999 --> 00:58:36,865 I should quit, and I should take the money I have saved and should open up... 894 00:58:36,999 --> 00:58:38,239 my own company. 895 00:58:38,530 --> 00:58:40,293 My clients they'd would follow me. 896 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:42,612 Yup, that's a beautiful idea. 897 00:58:42,884 --> 00:58:44,753 We should keep trying to have a child. 898 00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:46,631 We could even adopt. 899 00:58:51,404 --> 00:58:53,821 - Do you mean that? - Yes. 900 00:58:54,827 --> 00:58:57,395 Not just because you are taped to a toilet? 901 00:58:58,258 --> 00:58:59,904 I mean it. 902 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,747 And I need to start romancing you a little more, 903 00:59:03,968 --> 00:59:05,337 just like I did when we first were married. 904 00:59:05,397 --> 00:59:06,871 I miss those days, Lou. 905 00:59:07,432 --> 00:59:10,785 Every day you would look all sexy for me, and... 906 00:59:12,379 --> 00:59:14,147 You called me ugly. 907 00:59:14,245 --> 00:59:16,203 You are not ugly. 908 00:59:16,733 --> 00:59:19,339 You are a beautiful woman. 909 00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,000 You are gonna make me for a child. 910 00:59:21,344 --> 00:59:22,653 I'm not leaving you. 911 00:59:22,846 --> 00:59:26,093 - You had an affair. - People have affairs. 912 00:59:26,103 --> 00:59:27,158 Men. 913 00:59:29,939 --> 00:59:32,355 I'm going to make it up to you, Lou. 914 00:59:32,458 --> 00:59:33,896 I promise. 915 01:00:18,439 --> 01:00:20,388 The light just blew. 916 01:00:21,650 --> 01:00:24,004 Better to see you in the moonlight. 917 01:01:27,876 --> 01:01:30,011 Ian, open the door! 918 01:01:31,911 --> 01:01:33,627 I'm serious! 919 01:01:40,268 --> 01:01:42,036 Who are you? 920 01:01:43,163 --> 01:01:44,806 Shit! 921 01:01:45,986 --> 01:01:47,820 Muah, I guess they made up. 922 01:01:48,271 --> 01:01:51,476 Ian, what is going on? 923 01:01:51,686 --> 01:01:54,093 Oh, please, c'mon, don't hurt her! 924 01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:56,459 Oh, please don't hurt her! 925 01:01:56,668 --> 01:01:59,637 Why? What are you going to do about it? Hand-tie the man? 926 01:02:02,336 --> 01:02:04,836 Hope nobody else shows up. We're running out of tape. 927 01:02:05,055 --> 01:02:07,265 We only have one roll. 928 01:02:08,051 --> 01:02:09,867 Haven't you gotten everything you wanted? 929 01:02:10,203 --> 01:02:12,807 Why don't you just leave already? 930 01:02:13,266 --> 01:02:15,671 Look at that sexy, kinky bondage couple. 931 01:02:15,930 --> 01:02:17,842 You guys are into some weird shit. 932 01:02:21,509 --> 01:02:25,328 - Please just let us go. - Let me think about that. 933 01:02:28,532 --> 01:02:30,319 No, to this side. 934 01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:35,402 - Hey, don't you, hey! - Hey! 935 01:02:37,779 --> 01:02:39,730 Actually I prefer the older one. 936 01:02:39,855 --> 01:02:42,962 The younger one really reminds me of my whiny bitch girlfriends. 937 01:02:44,251 --> 01:02:46,322 But, aren't you beautiful, huh? 938 01:02:47,301 --> 01:02:48,666 C'mon, how have you been? What is your name? 939 01:02:48,696 --> 01:02:49,421 Louise. 940 01:02:49,811 --> 01:02:52,062 Louise, stop, stop it! 941 01:02:52,575 --> 01:02:58,926 I find you beautiful, I do, I do... every pore, every line, every curve. 942 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,381 You deserve better than him, You know that? He doesn't know what to do with you. 943 01:03:03,626 --> 01:03:04,802 God, I like you this way. 944 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:07,279 Hey, leave her alone! 945 01:03:13,696 --> 01:03:16,115 Please, I do whatever you want! 946 01:03:17,642 --> 01:03:21,556 - What are you doing, honey? - Why ― you bitch. 947 01:03:23,756 --> 01:03:25,521 Coming, sweetness! 948 01:03:51,352 --> 01:03:55,990 Sara, calm down, calm down! 949 01:03:56,166 --> 01:03:58,449 He is gonna kill us. We're gonna die. 950 01:03:58,503 --> 01:04:01,470 And we are going to spend our last moments on earth... 951 01:04:01,524 --> 01:04:02,843 with your stupid ex-wife. 952 01:04:03,310 --> 01:04:06,325 Um... we're still married. 953 01:04:06,702 --> 01:04:08,941 We are not going to die. Please calm down. 954 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,061 Oh, my God! 955 01:04:13,596 --> 01:04:16,008 Why was she sitting on your lap? 956 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:18,733 You didn't show up at the airport ― 957 01:04:18,924 --> 01:04:22,703 I was so ANGRY! I drove straight here. 958 01:04:22,879 --> 01:04:25,117 Ok... Sara, Sara, your gonna have to really... 959 01:04:25,173 --> 01:04:30,020 Sara, try to calm yourself. We are just being robbed here. 960 01:04:30,193 --> 01:04:32,274 Oh, God, they taped you to the toilet? 961 01:04:32,464 --> 01:04:36,024 - No, I did that. - What? 962 01:04:36,199 --> 01:04:37,563 It's a long story, doesn't matter. 963 01:04:37,748 --> 01:04:39,507 Ian. 964 01:04:39,674 --> 01:04:42,657 Are you reconciling with your wife? 965 01:04:44,510 --> 01:04:45,329 Yes, he is. 966 01:04:45,542 --> 01:04:47,752 I didn't ask you. I asked him. 967 01:04:52,387 --> 01:04:55,652 Ian, just tell her! Get it over with. 968 01:04:57,706 --> 01:05:02,067 Sara, I am really very sorry about this. 969 01:05:02,092 --> 01:05:05,532 No, you don't love her, Ian. You love me. 970 01:05:05,947 --> 01:05:10,089 - I'm your little Russian bobo! - She's your little Russian bobo? 971 01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,843 They are going to kill us! 972 01:05:12,873 --> 01:05:14,653 We have to remain calm! 973 01:05:15,052 --> 01:05:16,956 I wasn't talking to you! 974 01:05:17,046 --> 01:05:20,125 I was talking to my boyfriend. 975 01:05:20,555 --> 01:05:21,473 I don't care what you think. 976 01:05:21,642 --> 01:05:22,848 I care what he thinks. 977 01:05:23,308 --> 01:05:26,482 Oh, have you seen this? Check this out. 978 01:05:26,601 --> 01:05:28,969 I don't know, it must have cost him $10,000! 979 01:05:29,168 --> 01:05:32,186 You spent $10,000 on a bracelet for her? 980 01:05:32,469 --> 01:05:33,315 It was about $3,000... 981 01:05:33,429 --> 01:05:35,930 Yeah he did, because he is in love with me. 982 01:05:45,769 --> 01:05:47,439 Ok, please, please ...! 983 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:48,544 This isn't helping, please! 984 01:05:48,658 --> 01:05:51,447 We are in dangerous situation here! 985 01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:53,061 Please! 986 01:05:54,052 --> 01:05:56,570 Now listen, Sara! 987 01:05:56,747 --> 01:05:59,646 He didn't use that much tape on you, why don't see if you can free your hands. 988 01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:02,627 I'm not moving, Ian, until you tell your wife... 989 01:06:02,694 --> 01:06:04,292 that you are leaving her forever. 990 01:06:04,461 --> 01:06:07,085 Can we, please, just work all that out later? 991 01:06:07,154 --> 01:06:08,500 We are in danger. 992 01:06:08,544 --> 01:06:12,096 Just tell her, tell her, Ian, and I will do whatever you say. 993 01:06:13,592 --> 01:06:15,785 Fine, if that's all it takes? 994 01:06:15,852 --> 01:06:17,892 Louise, I'm leaving you for Sara. 995 01:06:18,589 --> 01:06:18,832 Fine. 996 01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:20,643 And he is not just saying that to shut me up! 997 01:06:20,705 --> 01:06:22,271 And he is saying it because it's true! 998 01:06:22,455 --> 01:06:24,442 And believe me, however this works out, 999 01:06:24,539 --> 01:06:26,567 we will be in Paris together next week... 1000 01:06:26,622 --> 01:06:29,003 and you will be crying to your girlfriends. 1001 01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:30,991 Stop! 1002 01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:36,490 Please try freeing yourself. 1003 01:06:45,245 --> 01:06:48,065 - I can't. - Try harder. 1004 01:06:48,467 --> 01:06:50,506 You know what? I said I can't. 1005 01:06:53,148 --> 01:06:54,651 Louise, will you please just go and help her? 1006 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:56,579 - I don't want to touch her. - Louise! 1007 01:06:57,100 --> 01:06:58,755 Fine. 1008 01:07:05,607 --> 01:07:07,152 Oh God, it's not working, Ian! 1009 01:07:07,217 --> 01:07:10,531 Oh, I hate you, Ian. I wished I had never met you! 1010 01:07:18,718 --> 01:07:20,677 Do you hear that? 1011 01:07:22,322 --> 01:07:24,369 I think they are leaving. 1012 01:07:27,763 --> 01:07:30,654 He is riding away on a lawnmower. Sara! Sara! 1013 01:07:30,699 --> 01:07:34,227 Did you see any kind of vehicle like from a lawn company or anything? 1014 01:07:34,323 --> 01:07:35,549 I was pretty angry... 1015 01:07:35,623 --> 01:07:37,082 and upset when I got here, Ian. 1016 01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:43,455 So I... I think, yeah maybe I saw a van, and a car or two. 1017 01:07:43,516 --> 01:07:44,054 I don't remember. 1018 01:07:44,323 --> 01:07:46,252 A van? 1019 01:07:46,316 --> 01:07:49,220 Yes, I saw a van, an unmarked van. 1020 01:07:49,380 --> 01:07:51,856 Doesn't our lawn company have a company van? 1021 01:07:51,937 --> 01:07:54,634 I'm trying to remember, I don't know, I mean... 1022 01:07:54,707 --> 01:07:58,511 Yes, I... they do. As a matter of fact I'm sure they do. 1023 01:07:58,556 --> 01:07:59,915 So, who are these guys? 1024 01:08:00,068 --> 01:08:02,822 I don't know, I didn't think we had anyone working on our lawn... 1025 01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:03,731 until next month. 1026 01:08:03,798 --> 01:08:06,746 Some strange guy shows up and starts mowing our lawn. 1027 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:09,117 Well, maybe that's how he operates, you know? 1028 01:08:09,188 --> 01:08:12,107 Maybe he just stakes out empty houses during the week... 1029 01:08:12,122 --> 01:08:15,644 and robs them maybe... and he just didn't count on finding us here. 1030 01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:18,179 Well, lets listen and see if they're gone. 1031 01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:22,628 I don't hear anything. 1032 01:08:22,988 --> 01:08:24,419 No? 1033 01:08:25,898 --> 01:08:28,008 They didn't kill us. 1034 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:32,499 They just left! 1035 01:08:36,186 --> 01:08:38,082 Yeah, they just left. 1036 01:08:39,004 --> 01:08:40,923 They just left. 1037 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,579 Look, I just need to know right now whether or not you are going back... 1038 01:08:44,643 --> 01:08:46,918 to your ugly fucking wife? 1039 01:08:49,939 --> 01:08:52,515 Look honey, this is not the time to do anything, 1040 01:08:52,564 --> 01:08:56,892 but figure out how to get free. We've been tied up all night. 1041 01:08:58,951 --> 01:09:01,245 May I have a moment alone with Ian, please? 1042 01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,879 Where do you expect me to go, hon? 1043 01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:04,151 Oh, I don't care. 1044 01:09:04,226 --> 01:09:06,209 Why don't you get in the shower... 1045 01:09:06,268 --> 01:09:07,814 and hum yourself a little tune, 1046 01:09:07,889 --> 01:09:10,427 so I can have a moment alone with him? 1047 01:09:16,172 --> 01:09:20,723 - Please? - Fine. 1048 01:09:40,987 --> 01:09:43,448 I love you, you fool. 1049 01:09:45,615 --> 01:09:47,671 Ok, I understand that. 1050 01:09:49,918 --> 01:09:51,932 Ok, I understand that? 1051 01:09:52,215 --> 01:09:54,241 That's what you're gonna say to me right now? 1052 01:09:54,892 --> 01:09:56,623 My wife's humming in the shower. 1053 01:09:56,703 --> 01:09:58,132 What do you expect me to say? 1054 01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:01,070 Oh Ian, I could have taken anyone. 1055 01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:02,091 Anyone! 1056 01:10:03,085 --> 01:10:06,464 Fernando, the guy from the gym, Dr. Cohen, 1057 01:10:06,628 --> 01:10:07,881 even my dermatologist. 1058 01:10:08,157 --> 01:10:11,378 Fred, the bank guy, anybody... but I chose you. 1059 01:10:11,462 --> 01:10:12,591 I know, I know. 1060 01:10:13,004 --> 01:10:15,500 You make me feel smart and sexy... 1061 01:10:15,576 --> 01:10:16,421 and strong and beautiful. 1062 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:18,067 I wanted to go to Paris with you. 1063 01:10:18,117 --> 01:10:19,375 Ian, I wanted to spend my life with you, 1064 01:10:19,450 --> 01:10:23,886 and I don't think just because we are experiencing this little... 1065 01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,763 blip that anything should change. 1066 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:33,997 Yeah, you know, I got a lot of sorting out to do. 1067 01:10:34,066 --> 01:10:36,828 Sara, I'm sorry. 1068 01:10:37,016 --> 01:10:39,271 It's not so simple anymore. 1069 01:10:41,037 --> 01:10:43,575 You are forgetting it. How could you forget? 1070 01:10:43,627 --> 01:10:45,495 I'm not forgetting. 1071 01:10:47,051 --> 01:10:48,753 Please don't forget. 1072 01:10:49,585 --> 01:10:53,521 Ok, been more than a minute. 1073 01:10:55,330 --> 01:10:56,213 Ok. 1074 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,889 Are you feeling any calmer? 1075 01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:01,776 No! This is an absolute nightmare! No! 1076 01:11:02,078 --> 01:11:05,200 Should've just gotten on the plane to Paris and gone alone. 1077 01:11:05,272 --> 01:11:06,330 Yes, you should have. 1078 01:11:06,413 --> 01:11:09,238 - Louise, Louise... - Shut up! 1079 01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:10,618 Alright, alright... 1080 01:11:13,016 --> 01:11:16,015 Listen, if Ian truly loves you, 1081 01:11:16,099 --> 01:11:19,469 he will come to see that, and if he does, 1082 01:11:19,507 --> 01:11:23,404 I will be graceful about it, and I will let him go. 1083 01:11:23,763 --> 01:11:25,516 Ok? 1084 01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:29,292 Ok. 1085 01:11:31,033 --> 01:11:33,597 Ok, just gotta figure out how the fuck to get outta here. 1086 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:36,173 My cell-phone is in my back pocket. 1087 01:11:36,356 --> 01:11:39,726 If one of you guys can reach it, maybe you can dial 911. 1088 01:11:50,703 --> 01:11:52,299 And, you say you never saw their faces? 1089 01:11:52,369 --> 01:11:54,067 No, never. 1090 01:11:54,189 --> 01:11:55,752 And what was the name of the lawn service... 1091 01:11:55,821 --> 01:11:56,737 that you normally use? 1092 01:11:56,799 --> 01:11:59,867 Mountain View Lawns. I don't think it's those guys. 1093 01:12:00,395 --> 01:12:04,205 There was a van in the driveway, but it was unmarked. 1094 01:12:04,347 --> 01:12:05,638 Can you describe it to me? 1095 01:12:05,775 --> 01:12:12,552 Ah, it was tan, and it had a lot of, ah... dirt and dust on it. 1096 01:12:14,306 --> 01:12:15,301 That's all that I remember. 1097 01:12:15,376 --> 01:12:16,583 How many passenger seats? 1098 01:12:16,651 --> 01:12:20,194 Oh, I'm sorry I didn't count, ah... 1099 01:12:20,701 --> 01:12:23,496 because I didn't know the house was being robbed. 1100 01:12:24,056 --> 01:12:27,502 Have you had any contact in town with anyone who asked you questions about your house, 1101 01:12:27,574 --> 01:12:29,019 or your schedule or anything like that? 1102 01:12:29,090 --> 01:12:31,385 - No. - No, no, not really, no. 1103 01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:33,848 We really haven't had any contact with anyone in town... 1104 01:12:33,923 --> 01:12:35,811 after the 13 years we've been up here, no. 1105 01:12:35,889 --> 01:12:37,657 No, we pretty much kept to ourselves. 1106 01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:40,280 I have only been to this town once. 1107 01:12:41,637 --> 01:12:43,655 Now, who are you? What's the relationship here? 1108 01:12:43,728 --> 01:12:46,055 I'm his girlfriend. 1109 01:12:47,364 --> 01:12:49,333 His mistress. 1110 01:12:50,801 --> 01:12:54,002 We were supposed to go to Paris this morning, 1111 01:12:54,114 --> 01:12:59,090 where he, may or may not have been planning to ask me to marry him. 1112 01:13:01,741 --> 01:13:02,461 Ok. 1113 01:13:02,539 --> 01:13:04,861 Has this kind of thing ever happened before, officer? 1114 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:05,654 I'm sure lots of people... 1115 01:13:05,733 --> 01:13:06,982 have had affairs with much younger women. 1116 01:13:07,066 --> 01:13:08,950 No, I mean a guy on a mower... 1117 01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:12,333 robbing people who have vacation homes up here. 1118 01:13:12,661 --> 01:13:14,340 We had a string of robberies a few years ago, 1119 01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,541 but we caught the guy. 1120 01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:18,699 I have never really seen a robbery like this before. 1121 01:13:19,058 --> 01:13:20,488 Can you take them down to the station today... 1122 01:13:20,569 --> 01:13:22,511 and file a formal report of everything that's been taken? 1123 01:13:22,592 --> 01:13:23,810 Yes, of course. 1124 01:13:23,811 --> 01:13:25,813 You really think you're gonna catch these guys? 1125 01:13:26,287 --> 01:13:29,482 It's hard to say. You are not really giving us much to go on. 1126 01:13:30,066 --> 01:13:31,731 There's a chance someone might blab about it to a friend. 1127 01:13:31,850 --> 01:13:33,611 We'll catch him that way. Who knows? 1128 01:13:33,715 --> 01:13:35,123 Well, here is something they overlooked. 1129 01:13:35,882 --> 01:13:37,971 - Wow! - All your family silverware. 1130 01:13:38,033 --> 01:13:39,889 I can't believe they didn't see that. 1131 01:13:39,974 --> 01:13:43,666 - God, that is so lucky. - What a blessing. 1132 01:13:44,698 --> 01:13:46,801 Here is the station's address. Come down at noon. 1133 01:13:46,904 --> 01:13:49,678 Yeah, we'll be there. 1134 01:13:51,066 --> 01:13:52,706 Sorry, sorry this happened to you folks. 1135 01:13:52,782 --> 01:13:54,134 Nah, thanks, thanks... 1136 01:13:54,211 --> 01:13:58,618 - I recommend locking your door securely. - Oh yes, we will, we will. 1137 01:13:59,030 --> 01:14:01,089 Ok, bye now. 1138 01:14:01,334 --> 01:14:06,850 I can't believe they took everything. They just took everything. 1139 01:14:12,903 --> 01:14:16,337 You know I'm sorry they took... but we are alive, that's the important thing, you know. 1140 01:14:18,807 --> 01:14:22,019 We are Ok, we are alive and everything else is gonna be Ok. 1141 01:14:25,245 --> 01:14:29,043 They could have killed us, we're just plain lucky they didn't. 1142 01:14:36,243 --> 01:14:38,057 Bye. 1143 01:15:33,058 --> 01:15:34,965 All is well, Ruby. 1144 01:15:47,211 --> 01:15:50,431 - What time are the movers coming? - They said they'd be here around at 3:00. 1145 01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:54,047 I can't believe how easy it was to sell this place. 1146 01:15:54,362 --> 01:15:57,229 We'll be so happy once we're outta this crazy house. 1147 01:15:57,658 --> 01:15:59,706 You're already happy. 1148 01:16:05,694 --> 01:16:08,903 - Ok, what was that for? - Because I love you. 1149 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,737 Hey, are you hungry? 1150 01:16:11,845 --> 01:16:14,204 Do you want to go into town for one last lunch? 1151 01:16:14,565 --> 01:16:16,000 You're asking me out on a date? 1152 01:16:16,313 --> 01:16:20,592 I am, I'm asking you and Ruby out on a family date. 1153 01:16:21,259 --> 01:16:23,171 Yeah, not afraid. 86747