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Honey, I'm home.

Babe?

Hello?

Oh, shit.

Oh,

that's right.

I'm gonna feed a cat toy.

Where is that kitty?

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

When will you be

home?

Also, where do you live?

Oh my god.

I guess that's a cat.

Hey kitty kitty kitty.

Thank you.

You want this don't you?

Let's try a kitty.

Meow.

Oh.

Cat's got some good reflexes.

Cat's got some good reflexes.

Meow.

Oh.

What a good kitty you are.

No kitty kitty.

No.

You really like this, don't you?

No.

Kitty really likes that toy.

Meow.

Whoa, Kitty.

Good kitty.

Good kitty.

You like getting petted, kitty?

Good kitty Meow

Such

a sweet kitty Can you give kisses?

Meow

Such a good kitty.

Just sweet kitty.

Getting you on the table, pretty kitty.

Now that you're home, you can take off your harness.

such a pretty kitty with such a pretty kitty

Kitty, you want some milk?

Okay, kitty.

Come and get the milk.

I'm sorry.

Good kitty.

Keep going, keep going. You'll get down now.

You coward.

the strays my wife could have picked up, you definitely were the best choice.

Scratch you a little behind your ears. You like that?

Good day.

There's a little kitty ready to fuck.

Come here, kitty.

Come here, kitty.

Where are you going, kitty?

That's how it is.

I like this cat.

Kitty's kitty feels real good.

Oh yeah.

How's that cat toe feel?

Feel good?

Yeah.

I guess this time we can't really do anything about that.

Yeah.

There you go.

Milk for Katie.

Wow, that was amazing.

Holy fuck, you can talk?

Of course I can talk.

I have the smartest pen in the world. I've got to tell everyone.

Good cats.