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The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams

Bum ba-da dum, come along with me

n'paka n'paka isshou ni ikou

Link our arms together, we'll be a hundred times happier!

unde wo kunde tanoshisa hyakubai

An unusual route in an unknown city,

itsumono michi mo shiranai machi mo

the sky, the sea, they're all calling for me

sora mo umi mo watashi wo yobu yo

Okey-dokey, hand in hand,

Okey-dokey te to te

Okey-dokey, clap along

Okey-dokey utte

Let's guess where it is that your answer lies!

mondai wa doko ka atete miyou

Bingo, bingo, legs out,

Bingo Bingo ashi wo

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Bingo Bingo narashi

Let's take the Earth's hearts by storm, hey!

chikyuu no kokoro wo tsukamaeyou Hey!

Bum ba-da dum, scrunched-up, crying faces

n'paka n'paka nakimushi kemushi

Everyone, come along, come along with me

minna ikou issho ni ikou

Okey-dokey, hand in hand,

Okey-dokey te to te

Okey-dokey, clap along

Okey-dokey utte

Happy feelings are overflowing from inside

ureshii kimochi ga fukurandeku

Bingo, bingo, legs out,

Bingo Bingo ashi wo

Bingo, bingo, move your feet

Bingo Bingo narashi

Go and make sure that your heart is beating, hey!

haato no biito wo tashikameyou Hey!

Bum ba-da dum, no need to be scared,

n'paka n'paka kowaimono nashi

My lovely little friends are full of energy

genkiippai suteki na nakama

Bum ba-da da, bum ba-da da,

n'pakapa n'pakapa

Crayon March!

kureyon maachi!

That's the Hamburger Kingdom's castle!

Finally, it's time for me to shine on my own mission!

A-hem! A-hem, a-hem, a-hem...

I guess we can see to the engagement stuff today, but we'll have to be on our way by sunset.

I only hope this'll go as smoothly as you say...

Huh?

I swear I saw him just now.

If he's the God of Death, why did he help me back there?

Aaaah! Wait for me, you guys! Do you want to leave your Princess behind?!

Hahahahah... Oh, Silver.

This time, I'll capture you and make you summon Queen Buretsu.

I will seal away the Queen's spirit for eternity and cast the Crayon Kingdom under my control!

Mwahahahaha—

Eh?!

November's Journey II

Wow, from the Crayon Kingdom?

Passport

Foreign Minister of the Crayon Kingdom

The person holding this is a citizen of the Crayon Kingdom, so let them through, okay? ❤

Male

Pig

Chicken

We've come to deliver a gift to celebrate Princess Salad's engagement to the Rice Ball Kingdom's Prince Good.

- Oh, I get you! - Go right on ahead.

- Thanks. - Much appreciated.

Good wor—

What the...?!

Where's your passport?

Ya see, my face is my passport!

Your face?

You look awfully pale to me.

- Where are your hamburger buns? - And your lettuce?

It's not like that! I'm not one of you hamburgers...

How dare you disgrace the hamburger?!

I am Princess Silver of the Crayon Kingdom.

- Princess? - A Princess would never loiter around here like this!

So I'm loitering, huh?

Do you think I came all this way 'cause I like waiting around outside?

Stonston has business here, so it's not like I had a choice!

Uh, let's stop here...

Princess Silver!!!

Sorry for the wait! You should've told me you were coming!

Prince Filet!

- So that means... - You really are a Princess?

Hehehehe! Took ya long enough!

Can't judge a book by its cover, huh...

What's wrong with my cover?

Prime Minister Chameleon sent word that you'd be here before long!

So many hamburgers...

- It's making me hungry. - Me, too...

It really makes me happy that you like our country. This will become your second home.

What do you mean, my second home?

In other words, Princess... you will become my... bride...

Let's get this over with, and then we're out of here!

Looks like our Princess has found an admirer.

Good grief.

Well, this is it!

Welcome, Princess Silver.

Oh, you're Princess Salad, right? Congratulations on your wedding!

You should hurry and find yourself a special someone like I have!

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me! I'm right here!

Wow, what a beautiful painting!

Speaking of beauty, no other rice ball is near as beautiful as Prince Good.

Charmed

His tight, triangular body is irresistible!

Charmed

Still...

We're having trouble scheduling our wedding.

Father refuses to see the good in him.

Really?

Oh! Come on in, make yourself at home, Princess Silver!

We've been expecting you!

Father! The Princess absolutely LOVES our Kingdom!

Wait a minute...

Is that right? You make a great couple. Aren't you happy, my dear Filet?

Yep!

HEY, HEY

Wait a second...

- Hey, your mission? - Oh, right.

His Highness, the Hamburger King!

I, Stonston of the Crayon Kingdom,

want to express my deepest congratulations on the engagement of Princess Salad,

which is why I've brought with me a celebratory gift.

- Wow. - Well, well.

- A decorative plate? - Mom and Dad have bad taste in gifts!

Anyway, please accept this.

Oh, thank you...

Whoops!

Aah!

How immoral! The engagement is off! You hear that, Princess Salad?!

That's far too cruel, Father!

Princess Salad...!

Why'd you have to take it that far?!

This is just a family affair...

I'm sorry I couldn't save you...

You can't fix what's broken. More importantly, we'll be holding Prince Filet's birthday party tomorrow.

It would be a great honour if you were to attend, Princess.

Huh?! Actually, uh... we're...

Waaaah! First you break the engagement gift and now you don't even want to celebrate my son's birthday?!

Ugh.

Your congratulatory gift was broken, you say?

How has it come to this?!

The all-important vase...!

Do I have to go to this party?

It is an event you cannot afford to miss, for the greater good of both Kingdoms.

Turn misfortune into fortune...

Minister Brown is precisely right. You must take appropriate action to smooth over this blunder.

Seriously?

Out of the frying pan and into the fire...!

CRASH

What the—

That vase is of historic importance!

Prime Minister Chameleon?!

No matter. Focus on attending the party!

Listen up. You must take this chance to capture the Princess' heart.

Okay!

Once you've married that Princess, we'll gain influence in the Crayon Kingdom.

Then our Kingdom shall be worry-free—even moreso than if we were to influence the Rice Ball Kingdom!

Hehehehehehehehehe! Hehehehe!

Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!

Thanks a lot, Stonston!

At least the party should have a yummy dinner for us to eat.

What's this about a dinner? If I had known what was going to happen, I would have turned you into pork stew long ago!

Lighten up.

Talking about food makes me hungry...

Ta-da!

What's this?

It's a Love-Love Burger!

In our Kingdom, when you like someone, you buy them a hamburger with a heart on it!

I'm good, thanks.

Huh?

In that case... Don't mind if I do.

Yum, yum, yum!

A pig... I've gone and proposed to a pig!

Shock

What are you doing?! If you want to conquer the Princess' heart, you need to keep pushing!

Yes, Father!

- Waaah! Waaaah! Waaaaaah! - Yay, yay, yay, yay, yay!

Muhahahahahahaha...

That gives me a fine idea...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Even the moon looks like a hamburger...

This time I'll try a more romantic approach!

Ugh.

Let me sing of my love to you, Princess.

I'm good, thanks.

Then I'll have to tell on you to Father!

Okay, fine! If you want to sing, then sing.

This arrow is imbued with anesthetic. When she loses all her ability to move, I'll capture her!

Huh?

Eek!

Wai—wha—huh?!

The God of Death!

I've been foiled again!

Until next t—t... ta... ta, ta-ta!

Oops

Ow...

Hey! It's you!

No, wait!

Just now... I'm pretty sure it was that boy!

Where did he go...?

Huh?!

You darned God of Death!

Aaah! What's the big idea?! Quit it!

Stop right there!

That hurts!

Show yourself, God of Death!

Aah!

Sniffle...

And you claim the God of Death took control of him? Don't be foolish!

- We're terribly sorry. - Yeah...

Filet was simply trying to express his love for you in song. To think it'd lead to this!

If that guy is supposed to be the God of Death...

Why would he save me from himself?

Does that mean he and the God of Death are different people?

Princess Silver!

Hey, apologize!

That'd be stupid!

What? Apologizing to Filet would be stupid?!

Grrr...

Sure, our country is much smaller than the Crayon Kingdom,

but that doesn't change the fact that you insult our Prince!

War! This means war!

War?!

We're done for!

What now, Filet?

I say...

If the Princess gives me a smooch at tomorrow's party, I can let it all slide.

W-What did you say?!

You've got to be kidding. A kiss? He wants a kiss?!

This is exactly why I didn't want to come here.

As for that guy... if he's cruel enough to turn my Mother and Father to stone,

there's no reason he'd come to my aid.

Why...?

Princess Silver!!

It's almost time for the party, huh?

Forget it!

Princess Silver...

No means no! I definitely won't kiss him at the party!

Think of it as eating a hamburger, not a kiss!

It'll be tasty.

Then you do it, Stonston.

Oh! That's it!

Maybe he'll find one of the Vegetables more his type!

Houresore is fit for the job, but I don't know about Tomatomato and Umekero.

What are we unfit for?

I was trying to do some cleaning!

Not that I care.

Oh well. At least they're all women.

Hey, Filet. Would you like to kiss any of these women?

Uh...

What have you gotten me into?!

I would only do that with a respectable man!

I care about this!

But... I don't wanna, either!

Listen, I'm not trying to be harsh, but you should really give up on her.

Do you even like her that much? Not that I care.

What's there to like?

Everything!

You're going to have it tough!

Hey!

It's okay. For the Princess' sake, I'll overcome any obstacle!

Hey!

Well said!

Hey...

You're too good for the Princess.

You're a rare type. Not that I care.

Don't you give up, ya hear?

Tomatoes and hamburgers go well together!

You should give it your all. But do whatever.

If she gets too selfish, slap some sense into her!

gloomy

Uuuuuuummmumm...

Hang in there!

I'll do my best!

He's a good kid.

Why aren't you guys doing anything to help me?

Grr grr grr grr

You should accept your fate.

It's all to keep the peace.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

A smooch will save the world.

I would gladly take your place, but alas, that's just not possible. Not this time...

Oh...! I think I've come up with something.

Whatever works, right?

Yay, yay, yay...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe...

Fwahahahahahahaha!

God of... Death?

donk

Weeeee...

Last night was a mere blunder. This time, my victory is assured.

When I pretend to kiss her, I will secretly make her drink the anesthetic.

Happy Birthday, Prince Filet!

Congratulations on your birthday.

It's the moment you've all been waiting for!

The Crayon Kingdom's Princess Silver will give the Prince a celebratory kiss!

Do you smell something burning?

Hey, you need to flip it over, or it'll burn.

I should never have come up with this plan. But it'll be okay.

If you don't hurry up and eat, we'll burn.

Here comes Prince Filet!

Please proceed forward!

Here's Princess Silver!

It's your time to shine!

M-Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

We can't bear witness to the kiss with all this smoke! Could somebody please open a window?

Blegh!

What is that hag Umeboshi doing there?!

My first kiss after 60 years... It's making me go numb...

Huh?!

What is the meaning of this, Princess Silver?!

Whoops! Hahahahahahahaha...!

I don't wanna kiss him!!

You leave me no choice! This is war!

This is the last straw!

God of Death!

This is the last straw, Silver! You made me kiss that old hag!

But this time I'll kiss you!

Noooo!!

Mwaaait!

I will put you to slee—

You shouldn't throw rocks at people!!

It's him!

Come at me, God of Death!

You brat!

What now? What do I do? Isn't there any way I can help?

Everybody out!

Push, push, push, push!

Heave-ho... Heave-ho... Heave-ho...

Hahahaha! You're mine!

Out of the way!

- Alright! - Gah!

Boom

Wah! I'll remember this, Silver!

Not half bad.

Wait a second!

You... What's your name?

My name

is Cloud.

Cloud?

Princess Silver! You're so incredibly cute!

I keep falling more and more in love with you!

How annoying!

Geh

Prince Filet.

Princess Silver...

Princess Silver...!

Yes?

She has Twelve Bad Habits!

Be careful who you get attached to!

Wh—

What was that?!

- He said it. - Yup.

He was pretty cool, too. Not that I care.

Princess Silver!

What?!

I'd expect no less of the Crayon Kingdom's Princess. You disposed of the God of Death magnificently!

That's right. Having Mrs. Umekero stand in for me was all part of the plan!

The Bad Habit of lying!

The Bad Habit of bragging, too.

One moment she's mad, the next she's happy as can be...

She bounces back so quickly!

Not that I care.

Anyway, it would be a great honour to have you become Prince Filet's bride!

I'll work hard to become your favourite kind of hamburger!

I said no! No!!

- I welcome your engagement with Prince Filet. - Let's live happily ever after!

Give it a rest already!

Ooh, mambo!

Now's not the time for that!

Gomata fell off the flying ship!

While looking for him in the forest, we met a weird old lady.

She says she can find us Gomata and turn Mother and Father back to normal with her magic!

The Crayon Kingdom of Dreams: November's Journey III!

November's Journey III

It's a brainstorm!

kono hana mo sono hana mo

This flower, and that flower, too

ari no mama iro utsukushiku

flourish in beautiful colour

ano hito mo dono hito mo

This person, and that person, too

ari no mama ni

are one and the same,

kokoro yasashiku

so gentle at heart

aa hikari no sora no shita

Oh, under this shining sky

wakitatsu inochi wa

Life is drowned in emotion

kami no miwaza

In the hands of Gods

onaji miwaza

In the lands of Gods

minna ga hitotsu

All is for one

hitotsu ga minna

and one is for all

aa kagayaku daichi no ue

Oh, on these glittering grounds

fukidasu inochi wa

Life sprouts into being

kami no chishio

From the blood of Gods

onaji chishio

Comes our blood of Gods

minna ga hitotsu

All is for one

hitotsu ga minna

and one is for all