All language subtitles for The.Night.They.Raided.Minskys.1968.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY-en

Ladies and gentlemen,
Your attention, please!

The movie they are about to see

It is based on real events
They really happened.

We know they are
A very sophisticated audience -

And what they are going to see is a mature story.

In 1925 there was a very religious girl

that by accident invented the striptease.

The very religious girl. In 1925. Thank you.

Minsky's burlesque

Present Raymond Paine

Chick Williams

Two thorns
Between twelve beautiful roses

The follies of poor man

Input - Matiné - Night

- Mister?
- Professor Spats.

Is this the Manhattan area
What they call the east side?

The east side.

Is this the National Wintergarden?

May God not get angry
For my overflowing joy.

- Does God not tolerate joy?
- No. Only deprivation.

Dad says ...

Could you enter? I would feel safer.

- Chick, did you take a shower today?
- Why, one is missing?

When I was dark
and felt his hand on his knee,

And then on his mean,
Why didn't you ask for help?

How would I know what my money was looking for?

- That was a joke from my father.
- What are you, a joke from your mother?

Didn't it come here two weeks ago?

I don't know, your honor. I don't drink.

What happens to you? Don't you feel anything?

I was already in the Niagara cataracts.

And that's all there to say.

My name is Rachel Schpitendavel.
I'm from Smoketown, Pennsylvania.

My family is Amish,
My father is an old man from the Church,

And I want to dance in the theater.

That's why you run from your home.

This morning.
I came by train from New York.

It was very early.
I sat in the 26 windows.

I'm alone in New York,
But I'm not afraid.

I am not afraid.

Nurse! Two guys entered,
And the big one had a weapon!

Don't be silly, everything is in your imagination.

Lie.

And remember, if you need the doctor,
Call me!

What a lovely personality.

Would you like to dust my back?

I always imagined what it would be like,

But I never dreamed that it would be so beautiful.

Then I will take you after racks
To know Mr. Minsky.

Dad, you don't understand.
The burlesque genre must be honest.

It must be, because he mocks life.

But perverted?
No one in their right mind can say that.

They say it.

Forty years in this country,
and all the relationship

Between the police station and the Minsky family

It could be expressed in two prayers:

"Good morning, Mr. Police."
"How is, Mr. Minsky?"

I like that relationship.
I didn't need improvements.

But, dad, it's not the police.

It is the New York Society
To eliminate vice.

If it smells like an elephant,
If it looks like an elephant,

It is an elephant.

Dad, you don't understand!

- Do you want to ask for something?
- No, I'm not hungry.

Dad, there is one Vance Fowler
In society.

That madman, that idiot turns
For the day and night theater,

and write in a booklet.

If you write, go.
Where there is smoke, there is salmon.

Dad, that's not true. I will show you.

Dad, for me, for your son,
Look at today's show.

At least the second act.
It's wonderful, dad.

Your rent expires on Monday.
I will not renew it. It is definitive.

Dad, have mercy.
You are throwing your own son into the street.

That does not renew the rent

It does not mean that you do not
I would sell the building.

But dad, two hundred thousand dollars!

One hundred ninety.

For my son, I make a discount. Eat.

- Raymond is stupid.
- Come on.

- Your attention, please.
- Stronger.

Your attention, please.

We announce the presence of serious comedian
number one in the United States,

The best personality of the burlesque,
The inimitable Raymond Paine!

They applaud!

Thanks, friends!

I must say that your sincerity
It is only overcome by your vulgarity.

Hi Billy. Hi, Mr. Minsky.

I pay them to be funny,
not disgusting. That was disgusting.

Sorry, Billy, I lost a bet.

I beg you not to commit me.
He always loses.

- It's not true!
- Of course.

- Look...
- Okay, it doesn't matter.

- Alcánz me that chair, do you want?
- Which?

That. Fast.

- There is no chair there.
- Of course. Don't be ridiculous.

You say there is not, and I say yes.

Can you give me a dollar if I'm wrong?

- It's a bet!
- I'm wrong. Do you see what I say?

How many times did I tell them?

I don't like to cross the street
In the middle of a function.

"Loca house" ended,

And there are six minutes missing
for "two gentlemen."

I don't mind. Bye bye!
I talk about business with my father.

Yes, the renewal of income.
I came to help you.

Wow help.

Like a broken arm for a butcher!

You said it very well: "Ah!"
I wish it would have occurred to me.

Trim Houlihan! My favorite customer!

What would Minsky's burlesque without you?

I will not invest money in that genre, Minsky.

Who talked about investing ...?

I didn't say anything. Did you hear ...?

Are the dancers good girls?

Not all can be.

Some are, and others do not.

50 percent?

No more than half can be
Good girls.

Trim, I'm thinking of having a partner.

You could participate
with only two hundred thousand dollars.

One hundred ninety.

For you, your father will make you a discount.

Besides, I don't believe
May the burlesque be a good investment.

Minsky's is.
Trim, would you invest in a swamp?

You wouldn't. What if called Florida?

Hide their belly,
He is the ombligos inspector!

Did it come again?

I came to meet some friends,
I don't know why they are delayed.

- Scratch, how are you?
- Duffy, old pillo.

Raymond Paine, how are you?

- Twenty years!
- Hurra! What a pleasure to see you.

This is wonderful. Together again, huh?

The old luxury quartet.

- Hello, Spats.
- How are you.

Rachel, he is Chick Williams.
Chick, she's Rachel ...

- Schpitendavel.
- Yeah.

The most important thing is
That we are all together again.

I...

Wait. Someone missing.

- Do you know who? Chick Williams.
- Who?

Hey, Chick!

- I am the best actor here.
- That was me, the best actor!

It is your entrance. They are waiting for you, Chick.

I must go.

It can't take so long.
Chick! Chick Williams!

Where are you, old?

I will tell you what we will do.

- He never looked better.
- Anything for a laugh, right, Chick?

- What were you doing back?
- Yes, sir, boys,

Nothing is more important than friendship.

- That!
- That!

The camaraderie.

- That's how it is!
- That's how it is!

The most important thing is
That we are all together again.

The old quartet ...

- Luxury!
- Luxury!

It is a very efficient operation.
We make the stage, the costumes ...

Mr. Minsky.

I am Vance Fowler, secretary
From New York Society in favor ...

Fowler, comes here more than me.
Why is it always presented?

Believe me, you are unforgettable.

His numbers seem obscene,

And many of the dances are suggestive.

Be specific.

Excuse me, lady. The portfolio fell.

Thank you. Here is my whole money.

To show you my thanks,

See me in the corner in half an hour.

See me in the corner in half an hour.

Friends, did they hear what he said?

He said he saw her in the corner
in half an hour.

To start, they all shake.

They are girls. They must shake.

- Where do they shake, Fowler?
- On stage.

What parts of them shake
on stage?

They shake their ...

- You know very well what parts!
- Yes, but I want to hear it.

Do not believe that I do not recognize it,
Trim Houlihan.

You come to this place all the time,

Look with desire to the dancers,
is excited with its ...

I don't want it to be lost
The parts that excite me the most.

You had sixteen

- You had sixteen
- You had sixteen

My queen of the people

- My Queen of the People
- My queen of the people

Excuse me, lady,
But his wallet dropped.

Thank you. Here is my whole money.

To show you my thanks,

See me in the corner ...!

Arrixate, do you want?

You are ruining me, do you know?

One more thing, Mr. Minsky.
Another obscene scene,

Another vulgar gesture, and I will make a raid.
A raid!

... in half an hour!

Boys, did they hear what he said?

He said he could

See it in the corner in half an hour.

See it in the corner in half an hour.

- It will be better to monitor it.
- You were very funny.

- Really?
- Raymond.

- She is Miss Rachel ...
- Schpitendavel.

- Schpit?
- ... endavel.

- Smoketown, Pennsylvania.
- I came here to be a dancer.

- To be a dancer?
- I studied with Miss Hornsmeier.

- Harriet Hornsmeier?
- Ah, she, of course.

- I have talent for dance.
- Sure.

What kind of dance do you have talent?

Bailo Bible stories.

Of the Bible?

It is a book
that civilians read on Sundays.

Raymond, am I a rare guy?

You know, that is ...

When I leave a place,

Does a petiso and weird type have just left?

You met a girl.

Chick, when it comes to girls,

You have three qualities that are worse
What to be petiso and look weird.

You have the triple curse.
You are decent, dedicated and reliable.

Good qualities for a dog,
disastrous for a man.

Women like fucking.

- They rightly love you!
- Yeah. I am a MPC. Cursed of first class.

Chick, Low!

Nice place to have a dressing room, right?

It's shameful! A man like you
I should have a suite!

You are a knight from head to toe

I don't care what they say

with blank tip morning and night

The spots of your tie
combine with your vest soup

You are a Knight from Cabo to the Rabo

That is what crashes the girls

race and quality, a touch of frivolity

you are a superior type

Wait!

- You could take this girl to walk today.
- Today?

Yes. You can hug her, kiss her,
Invite it some glasses,

take it to your apartment,
And she will make you spend a wonderful time.

But you won't! Do you know why not?

- Why not?
- It's not good enough for you.

You are a knight from head to toe

See you later.

men like you need the best

It seemed quite good to me!

clothes like yours is
A eye party

I could have been lucky!

Sastres are pressed
When they see you pass

From the nose to the feet, you are handsome

Hollywood, here you come

on that movie screen,
Kissing the queen of the movie

Who will know that you are a lazy?

Hey!

Postizos

Postizos?

Postizos

Postizos?

I am a gentleman from head to toe

Where are my hat and my cane?

women go crazy
Because I am difficult to catch

If they don't love me, they have not yet met me

when I walk like a gentleman

everyone says: "Who is he? '"

'"Look at that hat and cane
What aristocrat

'"race and quality, a
Touch of frivolity '"

I look around and it's me

Yes, a real gentleman.

I imagine waking up in the morning

In your magnificent mansion.

- Magnificent mansion?
- Yes, you open the closet

and take
Your beautiful white silk shirt.

- White silk shirt?
- And then you open the closet

And you take your beautiful pearl gray fraid.

Pearl gray fraid!

Then you open the closet
And you take your tie.

- My tie?
- Yes, and then you make the knot.

The knot?

You hold it with a diamond pin.

The subject?

Of course, and you know why?

Because you are a gentleman.

Ah, it's not worth it!

I am a work of art from head to toe

You should be in the Louvre

When I drink tea, I don't suck the teaspoon

and always leave the little picn
When my lorna doone

It is clear that you are a gentleman

If I say it, it's true

In the magnifying glass you will look
And class is what you will see

I have some style
That is seen from afar

Property Man

The best of society

- A complete gentleman
- A complete gentleman

Tell me about the girl.

Forget it. There is no girl.

What did you say about Billy?

Billy will lose the theater.
Van Fowler stopped him.

We must do something, right?

We will all run out of employment.

All to their place. End of the first act!

- Something will occur to him.
- Sure.

A true French novelty
Mlle FIFL

One moment.

- I think I have it.
- What thing?

The solution for Fowler.

Fowler says he will make a raid
If the show becomes more suggestive.

What if we make you believe that we have
To the most sensual artist in the world,

And he calls the police?

Imagine!

Van Fowler willing to protect the public
of total immorality,

And a girl appears
Boilate Bible stories!

- They will strangle the unfortunate!
- Yeah!

- Another comedian, maybe?
- Spats! Not again!

Billy, don't go.
I have a great idea! Wait.

- How is the Bible dance?
- Very well thank you.

No, what are you doing?

- I do Eva in the garden of Eden.
- It's not belly dance, right?

- belly dance?
- It seemed to me.

- Accessories?
- An apple and a snake.

If you ask a simple question ... music?

La Barcarola of the stories of Hoffmann
Of offenbach.

- Sent from heaven. Don't go.
- Wait.

Why shouldn't I leave?

Because today you will dance
in the midnight function.

I will dance! Holy sky!

In New York
Minsky's burlesque!

National Wintergarden Theater

This is the place
Where to change underwear

And now we return them
To the United States!

I have management authorization
of the National Wintergarden Theater

to offer all our clients,

that we know they are demanding,
distinguished and difficult to deceive,

An exotic variety of chocolates
of imported chocolate

stuffed with nut,

whose price, if they were to buy

Outside the theater, it would be 99 cents.

But we offer them
for only 25 cents,

A quarter of dollar.

That's all? No, Lord, it is not.

Because it is an offer of three parts.

That's right, they heard well.
I said an offer of three parts.

The Lord there says: "Impossible!"

No, Lord, it is not impossible.

Although I understand
His cynicism for the boredom of life.

The first part is

The exotic variety
of imported chocolate chocolate

stuffed with nut.

Each pack also includes

Three men's watches with 12 jewels
With silver bracelet,

valued at $ 16,

and three gold -plated lady watches
heart -shaped ...

Minsky went too far
This time, Fowler.

We saw the girl rehearse.
It's a gypsor, a hot tomato!

He will present it at midnight.

At midnight?

Now, Mr. Minsky,

And the chocolate manufacturers
of imported chocolate

stuffed with nut
have included in each package

The book that blushes Paris,
Mademoiselle Fifi.

Yes, they heard about
This book is here.

I will not expand
About the content of the book.

Just say

that it contains
12 detailed illustrations.

- Who is the girl?
- She is...

- Mademoiselle FIFI.
- FIFI?

- Is it French?
- From the cheerful Paris!

He crazy about a million French!

And if they are curious,

And I guess they are,
or they would not be here this afternoon,

I suggest that illustrations start

and hold them
In front of an electric bulb.

- Hold it in the light.
- Yes, come on.

- Look. So.
- Heaven!

They move them slowly and behind,

And you will see what little Willie saw
In the picnic.

Should I say more?

Take it! No, give it to me.
I might need it as proof.

- If that woman sets a foot ...
- Do not look at Tremuz.

No.

But please, I beg you,

And I repeat, I beg you,

Do not withdraw the book wrapper

until 10 apples from the theater.

It is for your own safety. Now...

- How did it get here?
- Trim Houlihan. Smuggling illegal.

- No!
- Yes, you know.

Yes, everyone knows.
And Fifi is the Trim girl.

Our sellers are already
With you.

Who will be the first person to win

The men's clock,

The multiple pocket knife,

And the book they want to burn,
Mademoiselle Fifi?

There is a gentleman around here.

Lord, would you stand up
To tell us what valuable prize he won?

A authentic Elgine
of 12 jewelry.

There they have it. With silver bracelet.

Mademoiselle FIFI.

If Mademoiselle Fifi steps on the stage,
You will have written tonight!

Tonight!

TONIGHT

"He crazy about one million
French !! "

Midnight function

Faster, please.

It is the best we have.
If you don't like it, go elsewhere.

Selwyn, give me a double in onion bread,

Half meat, half cold.

Pickups, acidic tomatoes. Without Chucrut.
I am bad about the stomach.

I am very nervous!

Fatty meat, the misfortune is very dry,

And Col, if it is fresh.

The police called me.

Fowler will wear three patrols
to the show.

And fried potatoes. With little fat.

Rumors fly.
The press began to call.

It will be better for FIFI to work,
It's all I will say.

Don't worry, Billy.
Chick is preparing it.

Did you ever see the burlesque genre?

- No.
- Well, it's ...

How to explain it?

It's called that because ...

There is a cube.
To put water? Not in the burlesque.

Stairs, to climb? No.

That is the burlesque genre.

You know Paul Straw, right?
It has a line, right?

- Yeah.
- "No, I'm very young to die!"

- You know the number, right?
- Yeah.

Walk all night saying:
"No, I'm very young to die!"

"No, I'm very young to die!" Yes?

Go and go! "No, I'm very young ...!"
During the number,

He says: "No, I'm very old to live!"

How about Póquer between functions?

It is a good idea.

That is ridiculous. This is the cinq-à-sept.

- The fact that?
- cinq-à-sept. is French.

Means 5:00 p. m. at 7:00 p. m.

The time at all French respectable
Visit your lover.

- How much do you have a lover?
- I don't have it.

- Who asked for the herring?
- I.

It ended.

For you, I will get a sardine.

Hello, my name is Raymond Paine.

I was sitting with my friends
thought of you

And in the attractive you are.

I know it is unconventional,
And maybe you punish me for that,

But if I didn't come to tell you
how exciting you think,

You would never know.

Isn't it true?

No? Yes of course.

We have two alternatives.

We can follow customs,
In which case I will go right away

And you will never know what beauty qualities

And of femininity they attracted me from you.

Or we can spend some time together.
I have until 8:00.

And you will discover what about you
He inspired me to do this.

What are you saying?

Lord, you must be
The boyfriend of this young lady.

Husband. I understand.

It is evident that he seduced his wife,

and under the circumstances,
It would be silly to deny it, right?

Of course.

On the other hand, for being a man,
I am quite acceptable,

And the attention I gave to his wife

It's not little flattering, right?

Of course not.

It must be proud and happy
to have a woman

That a man with my caliber
Find so attractive.

I congratulate him, Lord.
And envy both this experience.

- Did you lose anything?
- Can I help you, dear?

With his permission, I look for a young woman.

Like everyone, friend. Get out.

Hey!

The comedians dress in there.

The comedians dress there!

Would you stop feeding your face
A second, Raymond?

This is serious.

It comes from a Amish farm.

Those people live today
Just as 100 years ago.

She told me herself.

Boys, she trusts us.

This night will break his heart.
Tell him, mae.

- You can see that it is not like us.
- Because?

Do we not bleed if they cut us?
When they shoot us ...

Enough, Chick. It will overcome it.

It's just a heavy joke.

Selwyn, bring me a portion of paneclos
And a black coffee!

It is rumored that I got
A new French girl.

The Mademoiselle Fifi.
Do you know anything about that?

Don't tell me you don't know anything!

It was just a joke, Trim.

- No problem.
- Sure.

I only know that if you are supposed
that I have a French,

You better enjoy a French.

Do you understand what I say?

He understands.

There is a machine in the room,

And for a penny he told me my real weight.

What a French accent!

My name is Trim Houlihan.
I have seen you after scholars.

Here we are. Do I ask for something?

We must get this girl out of here.

One moment. What's that?

- said a portion of panecillos.
- That's all?

- Is a panecillo a portion?
- New politics.

Two panecillos are a portion
anywhere.

I don't care about the other sides.

Here, if you ask for another, there are five more cents.

Return it. It is not a new policy,
It's tacaño.

If you are so tacaño, another panecillo
your heart will break you, take it!

How good it is
Call "tacaño" someone.

- Do you think I'm tacaño, huh?
- Yes, you are stingy.

Do you call me tacaño? You are mean.
Do you think I care about a muffin?

I am a man of principles.
This I think of a pan, look!

Beginning? Do you think you have principles?

I will teach you something about principles!
You and your panecillo ...

Do you see that? That is for me five cents.

In fact, there are five more!

Bigwig! Man of principles!

For its other currency,
Here is another muffin!

You have more principles than that.

- One moment. I will take a dozen.
- A dozen?

That's how it is!

- And onion donuts!
- Onion donuts!

- Hey, Fliegelmann, where are you?
- Yeah.

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Wait. How curious.

Perfect sock! I will wrap it.

No, Fliegelmann, it's my jacket!

So? What do you need?

We look for a snake accessory.

140 centimeters is a nice long.

Last week I sold many!

Where are those snakes?

Here is one. It is a beauty.

- A true beauty.
- Does not measures 140 centimeters.

There are 140 short centimeters.
There is only one, $ 6.

He has a snake, six dollars.

Brilliant. We carry it. That
Send it to the theater.

I think six is too much.

It is very expensive, Fliegelmann. I will not pay it.

This is how spoken, chick.

They always pay me six for them.

It is not worth more than four.
Down street, I saw one by three.

- Then buy it there.
- I would do it, but they sold out.

If they were exhausted,
I would leave it to two.

- I will tell you what I will do.
- That?

- Five.
- Four.

Look at the make.
It has been doing something like for ten days.

Ten days!
Making the world only wore six!

But see how it is done.

- Is that sewing perfect?
- Yeah.

And look at the world.

Fliegelmann, $ 4.50 and not one more penny.

You break my heart. Sold!

Made! Did you hear ...?

Queen, two, ten,

King, nine, seven.

- As, queen, you want, scratch.
- As queen, says ten cents.

I cover your ten and bet ten more.

- Passed.
- Leave.

- I'm lucky in love.
- I bet.

I bet and go up.
Let's leave the chickens out.

Queen, two, ten, king, nine, seven.

Heaven, how warm and small it is.

So small that I must go to the hallway
To change your mind.

Ah, no.

No room could
match you in greatness.

Thus small is perfect.

My feelings are rare.

I don't think it's sin
Use these things in the world.

Electric light

And in the restaurant,
There was water in the tap.

And yet
I am not very sure inside.

How could it be sin?

At home,

If the Bible does not mention something,
Like clothing buttons,

We do not support its use.

Well...

How can someone feel like this

leave your home?

Because there were also other feelings.

At night in bed

I thought about all the people of the world.

At that precise moment,
doing cheerful things in rooms with light.

And the gramophone.

One thing revolves, and there is music.

This is the moment behind which I forget

All last moment.

Don't go. There is one more.

- Yes, who is it?
- The Acme travel agency.

I have your tickets
For the steamboat, sir.

Tickets for the steamboat?

- I'm not anywhere.
- That is what you believe.

Billy! PESKIN says the function
Midnight is exhausted.

- And it's not 9:00.
- Did you keep seats for the press?

- I told him to reserve 50.
- He did.

That sells places standing.
What are you doing here?

Chick is ready, and Raymond did not arrive yet.

Raymond did not arrive!

Raymond does not appear!

Today is my birthday.

It is not legal, but I bought
A birthday gift.

Smuggling alcohol.
Lord, happy birthday.

Hey, you! The one with bombing pants!

You, the bottle in your hand.

Do you know that it can be pure poison?

Give me my things, do you want?

Raymond, what happened? Where were you?

Chick spilled water on me. He soaked me.

- That's between you and him.
- Of course.

We have a function. Come on!

Makeup no matter.

Do you want to go out? Come on!

Leave me alone, do you want, Billy?
I will kill that dwarf.

You will see.

Holy sky, man!
There you have the Devil's Elíxir!

Play the ACME travel agency
To me, huh?

What are you doing?

Celebrating my birthday!

- I would do it again.
- We'll see that.

That will teach you.

MADELINE!

What do you think that crazy?
He is also crazy.

Damn crazy!

Wow, go, if not the real turkey
of the second avenue.

- How is, Mr. Real?
- Don't be so formal, trim.

Just call me peacock.

Ready boy,
You escaped me with the French.

It was nothing personal, Trim.

You didn't come to intimidate me, right?

I don't want you to get
No hurried conclusion.

But you told Fowler
that I had a French.

I don't know why. Maybe I don't care.
But the matter is

I don't like them to use me
without me getting a benefit.

So leave the girl alone, yes?

Do you understand what I say?

Of course.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
The Minsky company

is proud to carry them
On a trip around the world.

Hey!

I found something.

A new comedy step.

We will make a complete routine with him.

I say:

"You, Lord.

"You look like a player.
I will tell you what I am going to do. "

Take a card.

- Come on. Take one, you will love it.
- No.

What happens to you?

You wet me, I hit you.

We are at hand, yes?

Come on, chick.

We have been companions for ten years.
Why are you like this?

It's the girl, right?

OK.

If you want it, you can have it.

Really. I leave you free.

You don't believe me.

I was going to take her to the hotel room
For another attempt

before midnight function,
But I will cancel it.

I will tell you right away. Come on.
Hear it yourself.

Come on, chick.

- Are you Trim Houlihan?
- Yeah.

- Immigration service.
- That? I am not immigrant.

But we know
that brings them as smuggling.

That?

Here is a signed court order
By Vance Fowler. Accompany us.

They hear, they can't ...

Don't go, Frenchy.
They can't stop me.

- Very good. Come on.
- Then.

- How then? You told me ...
- I know. But then.

- After the function, when there is time.
- You, dirty ...

I want to talk to you well.

You know you need help.

That could not be your first kiss.

The first with a well shaved man.

- How was it?
- I thought of a melon without a slice.

- Do you want to make love to me?
- What do you think of that?

I feel that loving is wishing to give pleasure.

And you want to give me pleasure?

Yeah.

Well, we have about 36 minutes.

I just want one thing.

- But it is to ask too much.
- That?

I dreamed that the first time there would be a signal
indicating that it is the right thing.

A signal?

Of him. A sign.

- The Lord's paths are amazing.
- Yes, well ...

Why do you want to talk about those things?

We didn't come to pray.

I heard everything,
except a man and a woman

With normal desires waiting for a signal.

- I said we were waiting? I did it?
- No.

But you have a glazed look.

Raymond

The signal.

Rachel Elizabeth Schpitendavel.

- I am your father.
- Shut up, chick. We have already done that step.

- But it's my father.
- Yeah?

Rachel Elizabeth.

What a shame.

What a shame!

A hotel?

I read the Bible, dad.

It does not say "yes" or "not" to hotels.

How did you get to this room?

By elevator, dad, like you.

And how did you get that dress?

I did it at the summer house,
To be pretty.

What happens to you? Why did you come here?

To be a dancer, dad.

We do not support the dance.

But dance is in the Bible.

"Honor your father" is first
In the Bible.

I am ashamed, daughter. Before God.

Are you the only one
That can interpret God, dad?

Or do you hide behind your name
To kill the joy of living?

I do what is in my hands to do.

- We are going home now, Rachel.
- No, dad. Raymond!

Hello. I am from the hotel.
This lady complained about rats.

And I was putting a trap

When an air current
He closed the door.

As a child I fear darkness,

So I should have passed out,
That's why I ...

No, in fact ...

In fact I came to help this young lady
To fix the plumbing,

and I must have slept
Under the sink,

And she confused me with a sweeper
of carpets and locked me in the closet.

Can you believe it?

No. The absolute truth.

I was here visiting his daughter,
conversing harmlessly,

and design closets in my free time.

No, look, sir ...

Spit ...

At 1:05, in two hours and 15 minutes,

from the Penmylvania station
A train comes out to Smoketown.

It is the only train, and I will be in it.

With God as a witness,

I will take my daughter with me
On that train tonight,

Or I will never have a daughter.

He didn't mean that.

You don't know Dad.

It is not possible.

You could take the train in the morning

And you would get home tomorrow.

No. You don't know Dad.

So tonight,
After midnight function,

I will have a new life.

To start, I will be a dancer.

On the other hand, you are.

Now we have about 17 minutes.

Come on. We will make a function
At midnight. Move!

Come on. The function has already begun.
Where is Raymond?

- Halked!
- Does anyone see Raymond Paine?

I have a secret recipe

elaborated with a lot of art

and when they have tried
My special saucer

will never be enough to you

Take ten magnificent girls

but only nine dresses

and they will be preparing something great

Mix amber lights

and elegant scenario

Then add a fine jazz band

and some funny men

Spread with laughter

is a delicious cake, I know

Then serve it very hot

And what do they get?

A Burlesco show

Take ten magnificent girls

but only nine dresses

and they will be preparing something great

Yes, friends, Minsky presents

Ten delicious dishes
On the illuminated catwalk of joy.

Know Billie Rose Carson,
The Million Dollar Smile girl.

a fine jazz band

Chubby Drysdale, our little girl
Naive with bright eyes.

is a delicious cake, I know

The adorable Eva la Monte,
The girl you want to know:

Is it sin to be so friendly?

A Burlesco show

serve it very hot

And what do they get?

a burlesque

a Minsky Burlesco show

Where is Raymond Paine? I don't see it.

Where is Raymond Paine?

She is sleeping at the hotel.

I told him even Isadora Duncan sleeps
Before acting.

Make sure it is at the station
At 1:05.

But at that time he must be on stage,
In the second act.

I know. You must think quickly.
Keep it entertaining.

Go to the subway,
to Ferry Staten Island.

I don't understand. You try to save her.

- You, Raymond Paine?
- Look. You will need five dollars.

Could you give me the money, Spats?

You already know me, Raymond.

Should negotiate a loan
even to weigh me.

I was a wealthy man.
I was on Wall Street.

I had a castle about Hudson.

I had one in Spain.
I had limousine with driver.

And one day, I took a drop of whiskey

Before going to the office ...

A whiskey droplet

Before going to the office,

and altered my mental faculties.

And I made a bad business decision.

Hey!

Hey, friend!

How was she not there?

The janitor said
That he left with Trim Houlihan.

Immigration people
I also looked for her.

Raymond, please,
You can't do it alone!

I can do Raymond's part.

Would you have a drink with me?

He only tried to be friendly.

One way or the other,
You can't be on this stage!

Raymond, I beg you.

Do not do this with public out there.

I must take Rachel to the Penn station.
Look for another FIFI!

I must find another FIFI.

I need a dancer for that audience.

But, Raymond, don't leave me!

Raymond!

Come on, girls. It cut
Empt my back. We don't have ...

Yeah? What happens, Greta?

Mr. Schpitendavel came to see him.

From Pennsylvania.

Louis Minsky, are you the father
of the Minsky who has the theater?

- Yeah.
- If I were,

would hit your son
until almost lifeless.

You are not me, but you can do it,
With my permission.

I want my daughter, Louis Minsky.

Do you see your daughter here?
Under the table, maybe?

In the theater, work
In the burlesque genre.

Burlesque!

- It's immoral, a sin.
- Yeah.

- Do you agree?
- Yeah.

But it is his son who owns the burlesque.

Yeah.

You are very quiet.

What kind of father are you,
Louis Minsky?

I will tell you something,
Mr. Schpitendavel of Pennsylvania.

I am not a father who would allow his daughter
Work in Minsky's burlesque.

- Go out where it entered.
- No.

I need your help, Louis Minsky.

My daughter will not be welcome in my house
If you spend the night

Dancing on your son's stage.

There is a train in 51 minutes.

You must tell your child
make sure she goes up.

See this chair? Tell him that dance.
Notice if listening.

This is how Billy listens to me.

Are you a religious man?

Let's do what we know best
And let's pray for his daughter and my son.

Louis Minsky,
I don't know if we pray to God himself.

It must be so.

Just a God who tolerates me
I could tolerate you.

What will Madame Rose reveal?

Your future

- Yeah?
- Open, I must see Trim Houlihan.

There is no one with that name here.
This is a pupil school.

Come on! I know Houlihan has
An illegal bar there.

Come on! I know he is in there. Come on!

Paine's gold rule, huh?

If you can't mistreat them between functions,

Do it during the function, no, friend?

You are wrong, I came to take her to her father.

You are a liar.
Do you know what are you going to do?

You're going to hit me hard.

But in the meantime,
I will make you swallow your teeth to ...

cursed, you know what I do

I have no head or heart pain
Since you left

No one took me so many gray hair

you left me singing blues

but now the charleston dance
every night

So thank you very much
I hope you have measles, rat

Don't come back dragging

because now things changed

and if you expect you to let you return

If you imagine that I still wish you

If you think I miss your stupid kisses

cursed, you know that I

Chick, you understood everything wrong.

Come on, Chick!

- When did I lied to you, friend?
- Knights.

Where is Rachel?
You must reach a train.

Ah, no. The Francesite stays with me.

I will take her to the theater to debut,

And then, to my house. You understand?

No, take!

- Do you really care, right?
- Of course, idiot!

Let's catch that big.

Here we go, friend. You first.

Mr. MINSKY?

- Put your hat.
- Are you Mr. Minsky?

We are praying.

I must talk to Mr. Minsky.

Cover your head.

- The girl took my hat.
- Silence!

Yes sir.

Good. What is so important
How to interrupt a prayer?

I am Vance Fowler, secretary
of society to eliminate vice.

We notify our intention to do
A raid in Minsky's burlesque.

- Did Riada say?
- Yes. In about 22 minutes.

We must warn the theater owner
and its manager.

You have the right to be warned
that if there is some violation,

If a new new dancer
Up on stage ...

- New dancer?
- Mademoiselle FIFI.

- Mademoiselle FIFI?
- He is repeating what I say, sir.

If Mademoiselle Fifi does dance
that crazy to a thousand French ...

The dance that went crazy to a thousand French?

He does it again, sir.

Louis Minsky, if he doesn't go immediately

To prevent your child from exposing my daughter
to a shame like this,

I will do as Agnon
And I will lift my finger from righteousness

to make the anger of heaven.

My father, an episcopal priest,
He used this as the finger of righteousness.

Bah! And again bah!

There is no finger of righteousness.

This is the cleaning finger.

This is the finger of conjugal happiness.

This is the finger of revenge.

This is the finger of intrusion
In the life of others.

And this is the transport finger.
It will get a taxi to the theater.

They are talking
With the fist of authority, gentlemen,

But they don't know their fingers.

- Billy, this is degrading.
- What a night.

With that audience, my comedian is missing
And my serious comedian. Marvelous.

Billy, I can replace them.
That audience reminds me.

Spats, do me a favor.
Just for tonight,

Would you leave me alone?

There are!

Do you have an idea of what ...? What happened?

- We have to do a function.
- What do you think we came?

- And Rachel?
- Forget it.

I have another Mademoiselle Fifi.

- Who?
- Mae Harris will do it.

Morty, brings Mae Harris.
I want to see how it looks.

Trim has Rachel.

Dress for "Casa Loca".
Maybe you can make a number today.

The company Minsky will take them
on a trip around the world.

FEEBUS, Garrity ...

- Wait!
- Don't tell me to wait.

Listen. When the whistle sounds
twice, like this,

will proceed with the raid

and will arrest Mademoiselle Fifi
and to Minsky. Yeah?

- Yes sir!
- Yes sir!

- The gifts are not questioned!
- I feel ridiculous.

- What do you want me to do so dressed?
- Dance.

Dance to go crazy
to a million French.

That's all?

Mr. Minsky, is I late?

Mr. Houlihan said that his sister
I wouldn't bother him to put this.

Sister?

They were things she had out there.

- You better get your suit.
- It will not be necessary.

Mae Harris, you go after "Crazy House".
Come on, Mademoiselle Fifi!

Here we are.

Mademoiselle FIFI?

- What kind of tugurio is this?
- It is a asylum.

- Ah, no!
- Don't be silly, Lord.

The crazy people cannot hurt him.

No, but they can make one hurt.

Why, Mr. Minsky?

I was going to be Mademoiselle Fifi.

Yes I know. But Mae is already dressed.

I don't want to do this.

Billy is right, Mae.
You are already dressed. Forward.

What are you doing? You are in that number. Dress.

- One moment...
- There is an ongoing show.

Rachel!

- Raymond, what happened?
- It doesn't matter.

Everything was a big mistake.

The most important thing is
You can still get to the train.

My dance! My new life.

- Yes, well. Such is life...
- No, wait.

Suddenly, everything is very strange.

Why, Raymond?

- Hey, you!
- Yeah?

- What did you say?
- Said...

Nurse!

OK.

Everything is in your imagination.

OK.

- Who is Mademoiselle Fifi?
- She.

- You will.
- No.

- You will.
- No.

Take this.

Nurse!

Let me explain!

Trim, listen to me.

- Do you want a colored palm?
- I'd love to.

Nurse!

Silence!

Lie and remember
that if you need a doctor ...

Trim, everything was a trick
To deceive Fowler.

He believed that the raid would be
For this FIFI, the real one.

We were going to put her on stage.

But she is a girl.

Dance Bible stories.

Thus we would embarrass Fowler
And we would do it to leave the city.

I didn't want to put it on stage.
He doesn't know how to dance. It has no talent.

Raymond cheated her.

He told him that if he came here,
I could go on stage.

She is nothing.

Everything was a great joke.

Jezebel!

Now this!

Dad, please.
I will cry if I hear something else now.

Look.

Born and raised where nobody supports
The mundane clothing.

And look at yourself.

Look.

They condemned him to be shot
at 6 a. m.

Slut!

Stop pride
With your protuberances.

How you are ashamed.

Company, ready, point ...

Fire!

Mae, the number ended. Salt!

No!

They heard my father. I am a womanzuela.

Mr. Minsky, I am Mademoiselle FIFI.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
The Pièce de Résensence,

Direct from Paris, France ...

And about bumps, dad,

I think the Lord thinks different than you,

Since it was he who gave them to me.

The only one, the incomparable,

Mademoiselle Fifi!

Come on, FIFI, do something.

You should do nothing
Except stand there.

From one gentleman to another,
I'm sorry to do this.

Leave of regrets, Mr. Righteous.

I did not renew the rent, the burlesque
The same will close next week.

Then this raid is in vain.

I know.

That is fun.

Hey, FIFI, do it on this side.

Yes, FIFI, do it there.

Here. Do it here.

We see nothing!

Here, Fifi!

Hey, Fifi, don't say that
It is what you did in Paris!

Do not stop there, FIFI. Show something else.

Come on! Let's look at something else!

Yes, take something away!

Further!

Further!

- Further?
- Further!

- Further?
- Further!

Come on, FIFI.

Come on! Let's see more!

- Further!
- Further!

Where is Ray?

Further!

Where is Raymond?

What a girl, Fifi! Don't inhibit yourself!

Let's see more!

Raymond!

For the power that has conferred me
New York City,

I put you and the Miss.
FIFI under arrest.

Knights, take them.

Mr. Fowler, if they arrest them,
Why don't we?

- Yeah!
- That is! Arrésteos to all!

But you didn't violate any law.

They arrest the whole group, everyone.

I love them all, can they hear me? Everyone!