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I'm bored.
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I'm gonna try drug cigarettes
and also join a gang!
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How about trying
football instead?
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Yay!
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You can discover
your love of football
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at Reggie Dinkins'
MVP Football Camp.
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It's free for kids in need--
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of money and fun.
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'Cause football is
the real touchdown!
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♪ Reggie Dinkins'
Football Camp ♪
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♪ Reggie Dinkins'
Football Camp ♪
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♪ Fresh
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I told you.
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In 2004, you had
the straight hair,
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and I had the afro.
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Fascinating.
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Now, can we get some
work things done?
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OK. Have fun!
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OK.
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I told RussiaBet88 you're a no
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for their "Even Losers Can Win"
campaign.
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- Good call.
- Tucker Carlson called.
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Wants to meet a Black person.
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- No, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Oh, and this one could be
a good opportunity.
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Listening.
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The Boys and Girls Club
of Newark wants
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to auction off
a lunch with you.
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Hard pass.
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Are you sure?
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It's for charity.
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The only people that bid
on those auctions
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be Jets fans that want
to throw eggs at me.
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What about doing that?
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What, straighten
my hair again?
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I don't know.
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People on the streets kept
calling me André 1000.
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No, the football camp!
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That field is still available.
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OK, yeah.
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Charity, kids.
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A food desert, so no eggs.
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When people see this,
they'll be like,
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how could such a hard body
contain such a soft heart?
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No, Reg,
the camp was never for PR.
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If we do it again,
it's gonna be for the kids.
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Just like back in the day.
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Maybe you two have
gotten so caught up
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in chasing what you lost
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that you've forgotten
who you are.
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I mean, maybe so.
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I did like working
with those kids.
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Maybe we get the same ones
to come back this time.
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Reggie,
that was 20 years ago.
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They're grown up now.
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Yup, new kids.
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♪ The Fall and Rise
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♪ Of Reggie Dinkins
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I have continued to try
to convince the NFL
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to let me use game footage.
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Their latest offer
is a hard no.
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But they have agreed to let me
say the words "Super Bowl,"
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provided I have
a bowl of soup nearby.
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But for a sports documentary,
we are,
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uh, quite short on action.
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Kick!
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Brina, where's my shoe pole?
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Let's do this.
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Reggie Dinkins Football Camp.
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When do kids start
needing jockstraps?
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It's early now, right?
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'Cause of milk?
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- Who's my next victim?
- Come on up.
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He don't bite, except me.
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Basmati.
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Ain't this some--
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Jerry Basmati and Reggie?
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That rivalry was intense.
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I mean, Reggie went
to Rutgers,
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Jerry went to Penn State.
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Reggie played for the Jets,
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Jerry played for the Dolphins.
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Reggie endorsed Ex-Lax,
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Jerry endorsed Imodium A-D.
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They were Magic and Bird,
but both Black,
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so Magic and Magic.
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But after Reggie got
kicked out of football...
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That guy stole my life.
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Jerry Basmati could
never stop me,
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but now he's in
the Hall of Fame!
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He's calling games
and co-hosting
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a morning show
with a blonde lady named
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Kylie or Kelly or something.
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A dog that can vape?
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That's coming up next
on "AM New Jersey."
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That should be me.
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Ten dollars more,
I'll sign it.
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Thank you very much.
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Welcome to my world.
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Let's get out of here.
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I don't want to deal
with those fake-ass people.
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Holy smokes.
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Reggie, Monica, Busty!
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The Dinkins!
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You know it's not Busty.
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Boo!
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Boo!
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I hate you more than my job
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I'm supposed to be at
right now.
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Now, now, now, now,
everyone be cool.
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This man's a living legend.
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He deserves our respect.
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Come on over here, Reggie.
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Come over here with your boy.
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Reggie, come on, man.
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How you doing, man?
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Look, we all make mistakes,
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and we all deserve
a second chance.
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Plus, us brothers
gotta stick together.
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Sure, we had beef
back in the day,
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but we left that on the field.
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What's with the cameras?
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Making a movie, you know?
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About the old days.
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Also about my quest to solve
my uncle's murder, right?
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But we're here
'cause I'm starting up
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my old football camp again.
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Mm.
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As it says in Proverbs 22:6,
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"Train up a child in the way
he should go,
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and when he is old,
he will not depart from it."
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Bible!
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Monica!
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Oh, my God, girl,
you look exactly the same.
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It's so good to see you!
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Oh, when are we gonna
go get dinner?
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Yes, please! OK.
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But, um, Jerry and I
are actually
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taking the kids
on a mission trip to Haiti
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to build a Sweetgreen,
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but I will call you
when I get back.
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My word, OK?
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Reggie, Reggie, Reggie.
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My man.
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Can't believe how nice it was
to see the Basmatis.
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Seriously?
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Do you remember how
he used to drag you?
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Reggie Dinkins is a punk
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who wouldn't be nothing
without that O-line!
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His "SNL" with Hoobastank
was a season low point.
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The Basmatis are the worst.
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Both of them.
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I mean, sure, our husbands
are rivals on the field,
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but I feel zero competition
with Monica.
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And I don't care
what anyone says--
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she's nice and her teeth
don't look like a bear trap.
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Come on, let it go.
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You can't say she wasn't
being nice to you in there.
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She said you haven't aged.
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Yeah.
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I don't know how,
but that was a dig.
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Like, is she calling me
a vampire?
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What the hell?
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Dinkins!
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What are you doing here,
Jerry?
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Hey, Reg, here's the thing.
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I still hate you,
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and I'm trying
to blow up your spot.
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You like it?
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It's gonna make yours
look like a Taco Bell
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next to a Outback Steakhouse.
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Is one of those supposed
to be better than the other?
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I normally do
my camp upstate,
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but I couldn't resist
showing everyone
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what a joke you are.
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What happened to us brothers
gotta stick together?
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That was for the crowd, man.
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You think the Black community
is a monolith?
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I'm an individual
with my own opinions,
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and I hate your ass.
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If you use any of this,
I'll just say it was AI
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and sue you to death.
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Ooh, that's too many fingers.
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Ain't that some--
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Jerry Basmati is two-faced,
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like that Batman villain,
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the Joker.
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He seems all funny
and charming.
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Turns out, actually,
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he's a bad guy.
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Basmati has always been
a dirty player.
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But my dad has always
gotten the best of him.
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Especially on The Crotchdown.
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I mean, I guess we still
can't show NFL stuff.
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But, uh, one time,
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Reggie tried to hurdle Basmati,
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and he didn't get
all the way over.
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And he just landed
perfectly on his shoulders
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and then rode him
into the end zone.
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Crotchdown!
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Now, look,
the Basmatis hate us,
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and we hate them, believe me.
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But the camp ain't about us.
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So we're gonna do this
like Michelle Obama.
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Wait--we're gonna skip
Jimmy Carter's funeral?
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No.
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When they go low, we go high.
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Oh, no way.
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I'm not going high with Jerry.
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The only way we're doing this
like the Obamas
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is if I get to order
a drone strike
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on the Basmati compound.
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A rivalry rekindled.
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Two aging gladiators face off
once again.
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Their Colosseum?
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A children's sport camp.
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Look, I know it's not
exactly the Super--
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where is my soup?
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♪ All my life,
been grinding all my life ♪
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♪ Sacrificed, hustled,
paid the price ♪
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♪ Want a slice,
got to roll the dice ♪
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No fair!
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His kids don't even look
underprivileged.
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There's nothing I love more
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than giving back
to the community.
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After all, you can't spell
"community" without,
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"Mm, unity."
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♪ Don't know a
like myself ♪
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♪ I say self-made,
meaning I designed myself ♪
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That man is crazy.
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Oh, my word, Monica,
it's like you're following me.
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Hi, Tisha.
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Two days this week!
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Yeah, I know.
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It is such a gift
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to help these kids
alongside our husbands.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I just get mixed up,
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'cause you're not
married to him anymore,
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and you're not
married to him yet.
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It's like, is anyone married
around here but moi?
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I'm sorry, Tisha,
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but if you want to drag anyone,
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you should drag yourself
back to Dr. Miami of Ohio
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to make your hands
the same age as your face.
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See y'all on the field.
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Let's go, campers, let's go.
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Come on, man!
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Hey, I'm just teaching
these kids to play the game.
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It's all about
visualizing your opponent.
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Why do they have bats?
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This is a football camp.
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Man, why are you doing this?
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You already have everything.
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And you know why
I have all of that?
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Because I know you want it.
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When you won
the Heisman over me,
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when you were drafted above me,
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I took all of that personally,
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and I never let it go.
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Seems unhealthy.
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And now that I'm out front,
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I'm never giving it up.
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00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,927
Is this about The Crotchdown?
264
00:09:40,928 --> 00:09:42,363
No.
265
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,757
I don't care about that dumb
"Mad Magazine" cover,
266
00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:46,976
or that it was
the first-ever meme,
267
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,543
or that Jerry Crotchmati was
268
00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,241
the best-selling
Halloween costume of 2004.
269
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,417
I never thought about it,
but yeah,
270
00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:56,420
you never won anything
until I was gone.
271
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,205
You never beat me
on the football field,
272
00:09:58,206 --> 00:10:00,207
not one time.
273
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,295
This is a time!
274
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,905
And this is a field.
275
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,820
So let's settle this
here and now.
276
00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:06,517
My campers versus yours.
277
00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:07,867
You wanna unleash the dog?
278
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,259
- Yeah.
- Well, you got him.
279
00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:10,521
Yip, yip, woof, yip!
280
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,566
The hell was that?
281
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,046
Small dogs are the craziest.
282
00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,482
Now get out of here!
283
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,051
Let's go!
284
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,794
OK, yeah.
285
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,275
I wanted action,
I am getting it.
286
00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,451
Finally, literal conflict.
287
00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,975
For the past two months,
I have done nothing
288
00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,499
but eat, sleep, and breathe
this documentary.
289
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,761
And now look.
290
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,197
We are out in the world.
- Mm.
291
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,808
Sun is shining,
blood is pumping,
292
00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:38,245
and something is
about to happen.
293
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,595
I can feel it.
294
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,815
- What you doin'?
- I'm just doing my thing.
295
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:43,990
I'm the director
in charge of all this.
296
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:44,992
What you doin'?
297
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,472
What was that with Tisha?
298
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:50,083
High road, remember?
299
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,475
I'm sorry, Monica.
300
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,739
I don't start fights,
but I do finish them.
301
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,958
Nobody talks to my friend
like that and get away with it
302
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,307
just 'cause they smiling.
303
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,831
Maybe it's
a generational thing.
304
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:02,269
Before I learned to read,
I learned to read--for filth.
305
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,574
Yeah, I get it.
306
00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:04,967
And this might sound
a little old-fashioned,
307
00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:07,317
but grace and poise.
308
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,755
I'm all about
grace and poise,
309
00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:12,366
but what has going high
ever got anybody?
310
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,368
Mitch McConnell ran
all over y'all.
311
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,370
So what do you want me to do?
312
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:19,155
Go up to Tisha and be all,
313
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,591
"I don't think so, girl,
314
00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,072
"but you need to go
stand on your head
315
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:25,422
"and make that smile
the frown you should have,
316
00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,947
'cause who you are inside
is bad, girl."
317
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,340
What would that accomplish?
318
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,299
That would accomplish
nothing.
319
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,606
So please, could you do it
my way just for the day?
320
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,000
I mean, it's a camp.
It's for the kids.
321
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,612
♪ Oh
322
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:47,706
♪ Say, can you see
323
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:53,060
♪ By the dawn's early light
324
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,932
- So you make movies?
- Mm.
325
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:57,846
You ever work
with Paul Giamatti?
326
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,413
That dude does not miss.
327
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,328
- Oh, I did meet Paul once.
- Nice.
328
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:04,418
Um, on a red carpet
at an award show.
329
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,724
OK.
330
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,334
Put on by the Academy.
331
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,509
Which one?
332
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:09,815
Of Motion Picture
Arts and Sciences.
333
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,251
Cool.
334
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,469
Yeah, it was the Oscars.
335
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,949
I--I have an Oscar.
336
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,298
- Oh, damn.
- Yeah.
337
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:22,088
OK, now we gotta
get out there
338
00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:25,526
and destroy Jerry Basmati--
339
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,745
's team!
340
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,181
Why? He's nice.
341
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,705
Uh, he raps the Bible
on "The Miss Janice Show."
342
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,141
♪ Do unto others as you
343
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,969
♪ Would have them do unto you
344
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,362
♪ Break it down
345
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,580
That's an act.
346
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:37,973
He's the devil!
347
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,496
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
348
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,194
This is not about
destroying anyone.
349
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,673
That's not who we are.
350
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,110
It's about having fun.
351
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,722
Having fun busting
the other team in the mouth!
352
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:48,854
Stop.
353
00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:50,769
This camp is not about
our grudges,
354
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,031
it's about you.
355
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,468
You busting the other team
in the mouth!
356
00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,643
No.
357
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,906
When they go low, we go high.
358
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,039
Why won't anybody
Obama with me?
359
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,649
Yes, we can--
360
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,520
bust the other team
in the mouth!
361
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:08,612
Let's go!
362
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,875
Yeah!
363
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,400
Halftime.
364
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,576
Monica!
365
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,578
Monica!
366
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,623
Do you need a hat?
367
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:22,888
I'm getting a lot of glare
off your forehead.
368
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,759
We have extra-larges.
369
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,847
No, thank you!
370
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,196
I will get you one!
371
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:28,807
I will get you one.
372
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,895
So sweet.
373
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,679
This sucks.
374
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,507
Your way sucks.
375
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,118
I have a Beyoncé quote
you might like.
376
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:37,816
I'm listening.
377
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,165
Always stay gracious.
378
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,906
The best revenge is your paper.
379
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,690
And we got our paper.
380
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,648
My family is taken care of.
381
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,346
You do handle that paper.
382
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,609
I got in early on Ozempic
after they started making
383
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,916
those pizzas where
the crust is churros.
384
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,265
- Oh!
- Turns out,
385
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,658
our kids actually
can't play football,
386
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,312
'cause we never taught them.
387
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,619
That's what doing
the football camp was for.
388
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,188
That was brutal.
389
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:04,407
Man, your campers are
even worse than I thought.
390
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,192
What do you want, Basmati?
391
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,933
You bore me, Reggie.
392
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:09,064
I'm bored.
393
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,763
How about this?
394
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:15,114
I'll go on TV Monday morning
395
00:14:15,115 --> 00:14:16,942
and tell everyone
you're a great guy,
396
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,378
your camp doesn't suck,
397
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,903
and you actually deserve to be
in the Hall of Fame.
398
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,165
Really?
399
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,951
If those little
unflushed turds you coach...
400
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,256
Jerry, damn.
401
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:29,693
Could just score one point.
402
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,304
How would you even score
just one point?
403
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,479
That makes no sense.
404
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,046
A safety on
a two-point conversion.
405
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,700
But whatever.
I mean, score any points.
406
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,833
Jeez, Busty.
- Oof.
407
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,185
Let's have some fun, kids!
408
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,058
Letters to Santa Claus?
- Yeah?
409
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,626
Just going in the trash.
410
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,411
I should let you
get back to work.
411
00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:52,803
Oh, no, no.
This--this is work.
412
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,544
I'm here to capture
everything that happens.
413
00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,503
So please, tell me more
about your divorce.
414
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,853
And this Hector fellow,
is he strong?
415
00:14:58,854 --> 00:14:59,985
Has he moved on?
416
00:14:59,986 --> 00:15:01,073
Does he have a temper?
417
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,509
How strong is he?
418
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:05,555
Look, Arthur,
I got divorced two months ago.
419
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,602
And between work and basically
being a single mom,
420
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:09,690
I've been busy.
421
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,300
But two months...
422
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:14,565
Is an awfully long time.
423
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,482
OK, good try.
424
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,570
Oh.
425
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,573
Do our kids not know
the rules?
426
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,966
What the what?
427
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,446
I want to bring it back.
I want to bring it back.
428
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,316
I want to bring it--
now I want to bring it back in.
429
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:29,884
Muskelgelee? Oh, hell no.
430
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,016
Y'all ever do signs before?
431
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,147
I can't tell.
432
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,583
Oh, yeah.
433
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:37,065
Wasn't Reggie their spokesman
for, like, 20 years?
434
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,154
That's not a coincidence.
435
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:41,156
She's messing with our paper.
436
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,549
Mm-hmm.
437
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:44,551
Which means she's not
just messing with me.
438
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,685
She's messing with
my whole damn family.
439
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,817
Oh, hi.
440
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:51,384
And how does that
make you feel?
441
00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:52,907
Like going over there
and saying,
442
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,170
"Hey, nice top!
443
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,303
Where'd you get it,
the toilet store?"
444
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,044
Let's go clear this trick.
445
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,568
Hey, hey.
446
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:08,923
Oh!
447
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:10,533
Let's go, campers!
448
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,057
Destroy!
449
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,580
Yeah!
450
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,410
Guys, score once!
451
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,890
You know, win one
for the Gipper!
452
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,066
Ronald Reagan?
453
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,893
Um, his record
on mental health,
454
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,548
AIDS, the crack epidemic,
is hardly inspiring.
455
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,115
I need you to focus, nerd.
456
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:28,247
Listen up!
457
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,510
We are not going high today.
458
00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:33,078
I want you to get out there
and do whatever it takes,
459
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,427
you hear me?
460
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,082
Get out there
and rip those Basmatis apart!
461
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,388
No mercy!
462
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,174
No.
463
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,133
Going high is exactly
what we're gonna do.
464
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,048
They've been stacking
the box against us
465
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,746
all game because
we have not once
466
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,792
gotten past
the line of scrimmage,
467
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:55,056
so they'll never see it
coming when we air it out.
468
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,884
A go route.
469
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:59,452
Luis, you got an arm.
470
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:02,281
I seen you throwing acorns
at a rat earlier.
471
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,024
That's what's up.
472
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,242
You our quarterback.
473
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,288
Everybody else, go long!
474
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,767
all: Yeah!
475
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,379
That's game.
476
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,816
That didn't work at all!
477
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,166
Damn!
478
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,083
Hey!
479
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,303
Nice top, where'd you get it?
480
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:25,695
Oh, my God.
481
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,133
I can't take you anymore.
482
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,612
You're seriously gonna
come over here
483
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,961
and compliment my top
484
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,876
after everything
I've done to you?
485
00:17:32,877 --> 00:17:34,791
I am working so hard
to piss you off,
486
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,793
and nothing works.
487
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,143
Wait, what?
488
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,580
You've always been so superior!
489
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,583
With your career
and your self-esteem
490
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,151
and your child
that respects you.
491
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,022
So what if you're not
addicted to pills?
492
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:50,156
Do you think that makes you
better than the rest of us?
493
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,679
Go on.
494
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,203
Everything I do
just rolls off your back.
495
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:58,250
When I started that rumor about
Reggie cheating with Shakira,
496
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,165
you didn't say a word!
497
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,732
And when I said my birthday
was a costume party,
498
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,952
you just showed up
as Jack Sparrow
499
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,867
and enjoyed the party!
500
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:10,131
And the other day
when I said you hadn't aged,
501
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,568
clearly calling you a vampire,
502
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:13,917
you didn't even bat an eye.
503
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,528
You invited me to dinner!
504
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,312
Girl, you drive me crazy!
505
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,532
Ugh! Ugh!
506
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,186
Oh, my God!
507
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:25,016
The high road can be
diabolical.
508
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:29,368
Grace and poise, Brina.
509
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:31,239
Great game, Reg.
510
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,111
Too bad someone's gotta lose, right?
511
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,507
So--
512
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,639
how my ass taste?
513
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,640
Bad!
514
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,904
Bye, kids! Stay in school!
515
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,253
Mwah.
516
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:46,733
Peace, y'all.
517
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:47,865
We out.
518
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,216
Hey, Coach.
519
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,347
Ugh, what?
520
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,392
It's over.
521
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,741
Go home.
522
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,004
Uh, but camp isn't supposed
to end till 4:00.
523
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,398
We want to keep playing.
524
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:00,877
For real?
525
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,705
Even though you lost by a lot?
526
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,055
And disappointed me, your hero?
527
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,231
It was still fun.
528
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,537
I've never been
on a team before.
529
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:09,886
I got a shirt!
530
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,715
And I've never seen
this much grass before,
531
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,718
or those really big grasses.
532
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,372
Do you mean trees?
533
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,765
OK, yeah.
534
00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,028
Let's keep playing.
535
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,770
But first, huddle up.
536
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:29,602
Nah, this is not for that.
537
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,081
Turn the cameras off.
538
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:33,128
Great.
I'm gonna go get drunk.
539
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,827
Ah.
540
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,873
Ahh, what a match, eh?
541
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,005
I mean, the plays!
542
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,138
I couldn't pick a favorite,
so don't ask me.
543
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:47,011
Just good, good football.
544
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,927
Some have suggested
545
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:53,930
I was less than
professional today,
546
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,412
but I have nothing
to apologize for.
547
00:19:57,413 --> 00:20:01,329
I said at the outset
I was looking for action,
548
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,765
and, well...
549
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,464
I want to thank you guys.
550
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,555
For the past 20 years,
thinking about football
551
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:13,298
has made me think about
what was taken from me.
552
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,300
But what I thought I'd lost,
553
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:18,781
and what you guys are
just now finding,
554
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,435
it can never be taken from you.
555
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,045
'Cause it's here.
556
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,178
And being a part of a team?
557
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,701
Ooh!
558
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,964
It's the greatest feeling
in the world.
559
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,531
That's my fire.
560
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:34,188
And you guys have reignited
that here today.
561
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,104
You may hug your hero.
562
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:40,107
What a beautiful moment,
563
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:42,457
caught by our own
"AM New Jersey" cameras.
564
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:45,330
And how about
that Reggie Dinkins?
565
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,984
Maybe he deserves
a second chance after all.
566
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,552
Right, Jerry?
567
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,641
Maybe.
568
00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:53,860
Well, I am--
569
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,340
I mean, that was good, right?
570
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:56,819
You didn't mean
for anyone to see it,
571
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:58,430
so people know it's genuine,
572
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,997
and now Jerry Basmati said
on TV
573
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,172
that you deserve
a second chance.
574
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,696
That's exactly what we wanted.
575
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,088
We know all that, Rusty.
576
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:06,525
Let the moment happen.
577
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,135
I grew up with, like,
ten brothers, OK?
578
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,876
I have a need to fill silences.
579
00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,921
Up next,
a famous rock-and-roller
580
00:21:11,922 --> 00:21:14,097
may not be who he claims.
581
00:21:14,098 --> 00:21:17,362
Is Bon Jovi's Jon Bon Jovi
actually just
582
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,366
Perth Amboy native
John Francis Bongiovi?
583
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,934
Good night, everybody!
584
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:26,415
Good night!
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