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The hard part about time travel
is that it often leaves me in the dark.
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Fortunately,
there always seems to be someone
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around to offer me
a helping hand...
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or paw.
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But no matter whether my
faithful companion has two legs or four,
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it doesn't really matter.
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I usually wind up doing
the dirty work myself.
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But that's okay,
because helping people out...
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is like music to my ears.
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- Chick!
- Huh?
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Chick!
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Earth to Chick.
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Stop clowning around
and read the commercial.
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Today.
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I'm sorry.
Um, what were you saying?
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You see that piece of paper
in your hand?
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- Uh-huh.
- Read it. Into the microphone.
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Oh, my God. I'm a deejay.
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So...
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So, come taste
the hottest new flavors...
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at the coolest place in town,
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at Boorman...
Boor... Boor... Boor...
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Boorman's Frosty Freeze
Ice Cream.
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Pistachio, coffee,
and now tutti-frutti.
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Chick, may I see you
for a moment?
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- Right now?
- No.
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After Ike gets out of office.
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Right.
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So, Eisenhower
was still president.
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That meant I was somewhere in the '50s.
Well, it was a start.
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Man, I never thought I'd live to see
Howlin' Chick Howell play Pat Boone.
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We're talkin' weird.
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Sometimes, you know,
weird things just happen.
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Yeah, like unemployment.
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Particularly to deejays
who go blank on the air.
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Every once in a while you meet someone
who instantly rubs you the wrong way.
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You don't know why. They just do.
And for some reason,
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you just wanna rub 'em back.
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Do you know why my father
started this station?
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- As a tax dodge?
- Because he loved music. And so do I.
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And so do I.
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I think that makes it unanimous.
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They told me you never took anything
seriously. Now I believe them.
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I take lots of things seriously.
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- Name two.
- Quantum physics and time travel.
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No wonder you've had 12 jobs
in the last eight years.
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What are you so wound up about?
Come on. It's only... rock and roll.
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- Three words.
- "Chick, you're fired"?
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Your record's ending.
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♪ Will suddenly bring showers ♪
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♪ Rain to grow ♪
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♪ The flowers ♪
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Man, you've really got it bad for
her, don't you?
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- Who? Rachel?
- Rachel.
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Uh... Uh, forget it.
No. No way.
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Nice try, Kemo Sabe,
but old Brian knows all, sees all.
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Ever since you've been here,
you've been makin' goo-goo eyes at her.
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- I have?
- Mm-hmm. But I'm tellin' you.
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She's only got time
for one thing in her life...
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to carry on the work
of her sainted father.
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And that's it.
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- Hey, what are you doin'?
- Uh, just gettin' ready...
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to spin some more stacks of wax.
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Just do your sign-off
and get out of here.
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I got a shift to do.
Mouths to feed.
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Cars to pay off.
Homes to repair.
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This is... Howlin' Chick Howell...
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on, um,
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"fow"...
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uh, WOF, 730 AM,
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signing off.
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Couldn't think of
anything snappy to say.
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Sometimes happens.
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Man, you've really got it bad.
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Now, now, Fred.
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I appreciate your opinion,
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but no matter how many
editorials you publish,
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I am not gonna stop
playing rock and roll.
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I'm not asking you to change
everything you do, Rachel.
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Just don't play those records.
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You talk about rock and roll like it's some
kind of contagious disease, like... like...
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Chicken pox?
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No, I think
it's just inappropriate.
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And so would your father.
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You don't know the first thing about
what my father would say to this.
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Rachel, I am not
the only one worried...
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about what rock and roll
is gonna do to the kids in this city.
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You... You don't
seriously believe...
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that-that music is a threat
to the kids, do you?
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- Chick, stay out of this.
- Believe it, Sam.
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A lot of people did
back in the '50s.
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- Well, that's ridiculous.
- Chick.
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You think it's ridiculous to be concerned
about the welfare of our children?
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Or the undermining
of family values?
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No, it's just that...
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What we're talking about,
it's just music.
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What we are talking about...
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is the future of America.
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Is this guy a dinosaur or what?
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Oh, you think that's funny?
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- No, sir. I don't think it's funny.
- Well, I do!
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So did I.
I thought it was hysterical.
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I think what Rachel
is trying to say...
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is that the idea that music...
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can make people
misbehave is wrong.
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And even if it were true,
which it isn't,
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isn't this just simply a matter
of... of people not...
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listening to a particular radio station
that might be playing music...
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that they might not want
heard played?
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You don't have kids,
do you, Mr. Howell?
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You can't watch 'em
24 hours a day.
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Soon as you turn your back,
they do exactly what they want.
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And then some.
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I'm sure that you
and the other parents...
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have instilled in your children
proper family values...
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so that they know what's right
and what's wrong,
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so that no matter what they listen
to, they'll do the right thing.
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Rachel, I didn't want
to have to do this.
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- Here comes the windup.
- You leave me no choice.
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- Here comes the pitch.
- I'm pulling my advertising.
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From now on, my paper and my hardware
store will do their radio spots elsewhere.
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- Oh, come on, Fred!
- And believe me,
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so will a lot
of other businesses.
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I carry a fair amount
of weight in this town.
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Yeah, and a lot of it's
hangin' over your belt.
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Go ahead. Pull your advertising.
See if I care.
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You may not.
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But what about all the other people
who work for you and their families?
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I'm not gonna stop
playing rock and roll.
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- Maybe you won't have a choice.
- What do you mean by that?
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I mean that tomorrow
at the city council meeting,
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I intend to propose a law
that will ban rock and roll
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from being played
over the airwaves.
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You can't do that!
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Good-bye, Fred.
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Can he?
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I don't know. Uh, maybe they could
pass some kind of weird blue law.
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What are you looking at?
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I was just thinking that you...
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handled that... well.
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Thank you.
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- Oh, and Chick...
- Yes?
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If you're late again tomorrow,
you're fired.
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Sounds like love to me.
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Can you believe her?
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Who?
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- Who... Rachel.
- Uh... Oh. Oh.
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Uh, well, Ziggy figures
there's a 92.4% certainty...
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that you're here to save her.
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Well, I hope she doesn't die, because the
way I feel right now, I just might let her.
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No, she doesn't die.
But the station does.
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In about a year.
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And then after that,
her life goes right downhill.
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So in order to save Rachel,
I gotta save the station.
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Yeah. You gotta make
the station number one.
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The only way to do that
is rock and roll.
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Holy mackerel!
Look at this beautiful 'Vette!
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"Chick Howell." Oh, that's...
This is your car.
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Uh-oh.
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Why do I get the feeling
this is not gonna be so easy?
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- You're on time!
- 2:46 to spare.
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Do you have even the faintest idea of
what your first record is going to be?
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Something, uh, by the Beatles.
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Who are the Beatles?
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Oh, you mean... you mean Buddy
Holly and the Crickets, don't you?
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Uh, right. Yeah. Right.
Beatles, Crickets...
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they're all related.
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Yeah.
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- Buenos dias.
- Boy am I glad to see you.
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I gotta play some music, Al. I don't
remember anything. What about this?
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Ah, no good.
That's a "No."
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Johnny Horton,
"The Battle of New Orleans"?
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- Sam, get real.
- I don't remember any music, Al.
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This is not about music.
This is about talking.
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We got the team to make the girls scream.
The man of the hour with the radio power.
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The doctor of love that knows...
What's the matter?
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Say it out loud.
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- You gotta get this in two minutes, Sam!
- We got the team...
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- that makes the girls scream...
- You got a piece of paper and a pencil?
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Get a paper and pencil.
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- You're going on the air.
- We got the team...
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Hey!
Didn't you see the movie?
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Good morning, Peoria!
Ow!
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This is Howlin' Chick Howell...
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comin' to you live on WOF.
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Would you excuse me,
folks, for just a second?
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Correct me if I'm wrong,
but is there a dog in here?
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Excuse me. Is there a dog...
Would you get off my lap...
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Oh... Oop... Oop. Sorry.
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Sorry. My mistake, folks.
That's our advertising manager.
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Would you let go of my leg?
Let go! Would you let go...
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And stay out!
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Great.
Finally, a parking space for me.
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And speaking of space,
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how about those Russians, huh?
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Hey, I had a great idea.
Instead of monkeys,
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why don't we stick old
Khrushchev on the end
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of a satellite and
throw him into orbit?
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I mean, how many Alfred Hitchcock
look-alikes do we need, anyway?
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Talk about your Vertigo.
Whoa!
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And don't look down!
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But enough chat-chit.
Let's put on a hit.
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Goodness gracious, it's Jerry Lee
Lewis, Great Balls of Fire,
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which is probably what old Nikita baby
will be singing upon re-entry.
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I just made a complete
and total idiot out of myself.
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Well, if it's any consolation,
I think they liked it, Sam.
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This is great, Al.
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Flash. President Eisenhower,
in a surprise move,
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resigned from office this morning
in order to join a Buddhist monastery.
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Said Ike, "I just like being around
guys with less hair than me."
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Something...
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just hot off the presses.
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This just in from Washington.
The F.T.C. announced yesterday...
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a campaign to end
misrepresentation in advertising.
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Executives at the Himalaya
Bra Company...
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could not be reached
for comment.
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- Ooh! And neither could my girlfriend.
- Neither could my girlfriend.
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- I'm dyin', Al.
- Don't quit now, Sam. You're on a roll.
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Say anything.
Tell 'em something you know about.
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Something I know about?
Uh...
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Boy, have I got a surprise
for you campers.
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The Invisible Man has dropped by
to say a few words.
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So tell me, Viz,
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what's your favorite part
about being invisible?
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Women's dressing room
at Landon's Department Store.
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And-And, uh, what's the worst part?
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Trying to find my mouth
with my cigar.
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And that's nothing
compared to when you get
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the Invisible Girl in
the backseat of the car.
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And that's nothing compared
to when you get the
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Invisible Girl in the
backseat of the car.
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Al, this is incredible.
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I feel like a different person.
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It's like I've been given...
a license to play.
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To be... a-a completely
different person.
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Well, like, you know,
like they're gonna say in the '60s,
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like, "Let it all hang out," like.
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Man, you are on fire.
239
00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:30,408
Well, y... Sometimes you just get
lucky, that's all.
240
00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:33,453
Whoa!
241
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,550
Then again,
242
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,928
sometimes you don't.
243
00:17:57,518 --> 00:18:00,980
I remember where my father
built this console.
244
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:04,484
- He did it in our garage.
- Ow!
245
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,904
- You all right?
- Yeah, yeah.
246
00:18:09,405 --> 00:18:13,075
- Started like the guys at Apple, huh?
- What's Apple?
247
00:18:14,744 --> 00:18:17,580
Uh, no, no. "Wapple."
248
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:22,460
WAPL. It's a radio station
I worked for in upstate New York.
249
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,128
Oh.
250
00:18:26,214 --> 00:18:28,883
I used to sit
and watch him for hours.
251
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:33,554
He was determined to have the
number-one radio station on Earth...
252
00:18:33,763 --> 00:18:35,598
or at least Peoria.
253
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,350
Is that what you want?
254
00:18:37,475 --> 00:18:42,813
No. I want to have the number-one
radio station in the universe.
255
00:18:42,939 --> 00:18:46,317
But right now, I'd settle for just
getting right back on the air.
256
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,780
Maybe I can help you with that.
257
00:18:56,827 --> 00:18:58,871
I can't believe that you did it.
258
00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:01,123
Well...
259
00:19:06,837 --> 00:19:09,048
Oh, my God!
260
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:13,261
- What?
- Sam, you gotta see this.
261
00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:16,097
- What is it, Al?
- It is. It's Chubby Checker!
262
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,766
- Chubby Checker?
- I can't believe it!
263
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:21,477
- Do I know you?
- Friend of yours?
264
00:19:22,436 --> 00:19:24,689
- Sam!
- Uh...
265
00:19:24,939 --> 00:19:26,899
Yes! It's Chubby Checker.
266
00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:31,445
- Huh?
- Come on, baby Let's do the Twist
267
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,072
The Twist!
268
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:36,450
It's a pretty good demo,
but I was just tellin' him...
269
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,953
I don't think it's really...
it really has what it takes.
270
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,081
- The Twist?
- Say, can I borrow that for my act?
271
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,918
Uh, sure.
But I-I got it from-from you.
272
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,046
Sam! Sam! If you want
this station to be number one,
273
00:19:49,171 --> 00:19:50,715
tell her to play that demo!
274
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,093
If you want this station to be number
one, you gotta play this demo.
275
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,555
That's good. I like that.
276
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,432
Okay, I'll give it a play.
277
00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:04,520
I mean, assuming I can still play rock
and roll after the council meeting.
278
00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:08,316
Believe me, nobody is gonna pass
a law banning rock and roll.
279
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:16,032
- Hey, I like that. That's good.
- Come on, baby
280
00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:48,230
- I can't believe it!
- Without rock and roll, I am dead.
281
00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:49,857
It was my ticket to number one!
282
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,234
The station was actually
starting to make money with it.
283
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,613
Now what am I gonna do?
Play classical or jazz?
284
00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:58,699
I'll be lucky if I don't have
to sell the station in a year.
285
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,701
She could hold out
another 18 months...
286
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:03,412
- if she doesn't eat or pay any salaries.
- Well... Maybe...
287
00:21:03,537 --> 00:21:07,541
I had Ziggy run some figures,
and it's grim with a capital "G."
288
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,336
Maybe...
maybe you can make an appeal.
289
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:13,547
With whom? The Supreme Court?
That'll be quick.
290
00:21:13,714 --> 00:21:16,592
No, no, no, no.
With rock and roll, I had a chance.
291
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:21,681
Now all we can do is pull up the
drawbridge, get ready for the dark ages...
292
00:21:22,139 --> 00:21:24,350
- That's it.
- What?
293
00:21:24,558 --> 00:21:27,812
Sam, I don't like
that look in your eye.
294
00:21:27,937 --> 00:21:29,939
We're gonna go back and
pull up the drawbridge.
295
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,774
Sam!
296
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,241
- Mr. Mayor.
- Leland.
297
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:43,369
- Sheriff.
- Well, you did it, Fred.
298
00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:45,871
- Yes, we did, didn't we?
- Got the headline all ready.
299
00:21:45,996 --> 00:21:49,375
"Rock and Roll
Is Told to Stroll."
300
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,419
Before you know it,
he'll be buckin' for your job.
301
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,254
Just tryin' to move up
in the organization.
302
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,673
Oh, well, in that case...
Millie, three more menus,
303
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,050
and give Leland the bill.
304
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:06,892
Sam, I think this last leap
back in time...
305
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,812
has added more holes to that
Swiss cheese brain of yours,
306
00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:12,857
because this... this is
completely harebrained.
307
00:22:12,982 --> 00:22:15,067
Chick, your record's ending.
308
00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:25,244
Okay, okay.
309
00:22:25,453 --> 00:22:28,622
Ladies and gentlemen, this afternoon
the city council passed a law,
310
00:22:28,706 --> 00:22:32,501
effective immediately, that forbids the
airplay of music known as rock and roll.
311
00:22:32,626 --> 00:22:37,131
Now, we here at WOF believe
that is wrong,
312
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:41,886
and accordingly, we intend
to keep playing rock and roll...
313
00:22:42,011 --> 00:22:44,722
until we can persuade them
to change their minds.
314
00:22:44,847 --> 00:22:46,390
- So with that in mind...
- Damn it!
315
00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:50,394
Honey!
It's only music!
316
00:22:50,519 --> 00:22:52,354
That they're not allowed to play.
317
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,523
...In a non-hysterical way
what we're going to do.
318
00:22:54,648 --> 00:22:57,193
Coming to you live...
almost live...
319
00:22:57,318 --> 00:23:01,405
from the interstellar, out-of-the-cellar,
stand-up-and-tell-her rock group,
320
00:23:01,530 --> 00:23:06,118
Bill Haley and the Comets,
Comets, Comets, Comets!
321
00:23:17,087 --> 00:23:20,424
I want him off the air now. Break down
the door if you have to. Just do it.
322
00:23:20,549 --> 00:23:24,094
- Honey, they're not bank robbers.
- Theora...
323
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,930
That's private property, Fred.
324
00:23:26,055 --> 00:23:28,891
With private citizens who are
openly breaking the law.
325
00:23:29,016 --> 00:23:31,644
- Which you are sworn to uphold.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
326
00:23:31,769 --> 00:23:34,605
Look, I'm not gonna tell anybody
to go bustin' down any doors,
327
00:23:34,730 --> 00:23:36,607
particularly with a
reelection coming up.
328
00:23:36,732 --> 00:23:39,276
Now, bad publicity
is something none of us needs.
329
00:23:39,443 --> 00:23:42,112
But that's exactly what this will
be if we don't do somethin'about it.
330
00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:45,324
- Maybe we can do this another way.
- What do you mean?
331
00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:48,118
I mean, there's more than
one way to skin a cat.
332
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,965
Well, if we're gonna
go down in flames,
333
00:24:01,090 --> 00:24:03,634
I'll help you
pick out the records.
334
00:24:14,270 --> 00:24:16,355
This one is really wild.
335
00:24:21,443 --> 00:24:23,362
That's perfect.
336
00:24:28,784 --> 00:24:30,995
I'd like to read you
something that, uh,
337
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,206
we dug out of the news files
here from the Peoria Dispatch.
338
00:24:34,331 --> 00:24:38,294
It was written a couple of weeks ago by
your friend and mine, Frederick R. Beaman.
339
00:24:38,544 --> 00:24:42,381
"I am not against music. I love music.
But rock and roll is not music.
340
00:24:42,506 --> 00:24:44,633
"It is nothing more than
the half-articulate speech
341
00:24:44,758 --> 00:24:47,678
"of a group of people of
extreme dress and style...
342
00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:51,724
"whose radical intention is to excite
and inflame the youth of our community."
343
00:24:51,849 --> 00:24:53,767
Now I would like
to read you something...
344
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:58,230
written by a group of long-haired,
weirdly dressed radicals...
345
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,774
in 1791.
346
00:25:01,025 --> 00:25:02,735
It's called the First Amendment.
347
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,988
"Congress shall make no law
respecting an establishment of religion...
348
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:09,950
"or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,
or abridging the freedom of speech,
349
00:25:10,075 --> 00:25:13,162
"or of the press, or the right of
the people peaceably to assemble...
350
00:25:13,329 --> 00:25:15,831
and to petition the government
for a redress of grievances."
351
00:25:15,956 --> 00:25:17,875
Now, I believe in the
freedom of the press,
352
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,793
and I believe that Mr. Beaman
has a right to print...
353
00:25:19,877 --> 00:25:22,046
whatever he wants to
about rock and roll.
354
00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:24,840
But the First Amendment also
guarantees freedom of speech.
355
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:29,845
And since Mr. Beaman also admits that rock
and roll is at least in some form speech...
356
00:25:29,970 --> 00:25:33,515
uh, "half articulate speech,"
to be exact...
357
00:25:33,641 --> 00:25:37,311
then I guess that rock and roll is
also guaranteed by the First Amendment,
358
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:40,606
and we'd just like
to exercise that right.
359
00:25:41,231 --> 00:25:43,776
But, hey, enough seriousness.
360
00:25:43,901 --> 00:25:46,612
It's time to get back
into the swing of things,
361
00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:51,659
and what better way
than by taking a sea cruise?
362
00:25:55,412 --> 00:25:57,331
Oh, that was good!
363
00:25:57,456 --> 00:25:59,083
Yeah.
364
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:11,178
- It's your station.
- My hero.
365
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:15,766
WOF.
Oh, hello, Fred.
366
00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:20,729
- No, we're perfectly serious.
- ♪ Old man rhythm is in my shoes ♪
367
00:26:20,754 --> 00:26:22,267
Well, you know where to find us.
368
00:26:22,305 --> 00:26:24,465
♪ It's no use sittin' ♪
♪ here and singin'the blues ♪
369
00:26:24,511 --> 00:26:26,619
♪ So be my guest ♪
♪ You've got nothing to lose ♪
370
00:26:26,644 --> 00:26:27,680
- Damn!
371
00:26:27,705 --> 00:26:30,572
♪ Won't you let me take you ♪
♪ on a sea cruise ♪
372
00:26:30,698 --> 00:26:33,617
- ♪ Ooh-wee Ooh-wee, baby ♪
- Fred Beaman, I hate you!
373
00:26:33,742 --> 00:26:37,037
♪ Ooh-wee ♪
♪ Ooh-wee, baby ♪
374
00:26:37,404 --> 00:26:39,373
- ♪ Ooh-wee Ooh-wee, baby ♪
- But the question is,
375
00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,250
I mean, why does he
hate you and rock and roll?
376
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:42,876
I don't know.
377
00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:46,130
You know, I think until he got on this
kick, nobody paid much attention to him.
378
00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:48,507
And now he sorta likes
being the focal point.
379
00:26:48,632 --> 00:26:53,262
- Yeah, I guess so... Oh, damn.
- The lights went out.
380
00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:56,140
- No kidding.
- You got any kind of a backup?
381
00:26:56,265 --> 00:26:58,225
A-A generator or something?
382
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,853
Uh, there's a civil defense
generator in the basement,
383
00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:02,521
but I don't know how to work it.
384
00:27:02,688 --> 00:27:04,982
- I don't even know if it does work.
- Only one way to find out.
385
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:06,567
Chick!
386
00:27:07,401 --> 00:27:10,029
Sorry. I was just
trying, uh, find, uh, the door.
387
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:13,574
Doorknobs are usually placed
a little lower, aren't they?
388
00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,162
They're off the air.
389
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:21,040
Front page tomorrow, Leland.
390
00:27:21,457 --> 00:27:24,001
No more rock and roll in Peoria.
391
00:27:25,961 --> 00:27:30,132
All righty. Here's where we
separate the men from the boys.
392
00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:43,270
Okay, so I'm only... 12.
393
00:27:45,439 --> 00:27:48,025
Okay. All right.
394
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,694
All right.
395
00:27:53,197 --> 00:27:54,823
Ouch!
396
00:27:55,783 --> 00:27:57,451
Come on.
397
00:27:59,453 --> 00:28:01,580
- All set? Okay, on three.
- Yep.
398
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:06,001
Ready?
One, two, three!
399
00:28:08,670 --> 00:28:10,464
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
400
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,217
Let there be light.
401
00:28:17,638 --> 00:28:21,767
Good evening, Peoria!
402
00:28:21,892 --> 00:28:24,144
Yes!
I know what you're thinking.
403
00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:27,856
You're saying to yourselves, "Hey,
where's my good old buddy Howlin' Chick"...
404
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,527
"been for the last
hour and a half?"
405
00:28:32,486 --> 00:28:35,030
Well, the honest truth is,
I was kidnapped by spacemen,
406
00:28:35,197 --> 00:28:37,741
taken somewhere into the future and
forced to eat Chinese food for a week.
407
00:28:37,866 --> 00:28:40,119
Oh, and I'm still hungry.
408
00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,913
Mmm. But now
the good news is, I'm back.
409
00:28:43,038 --> 00:28:44,873
And I know exactly what all the
hits are gonna be in the future,
410
00:28:44,998 --> 00:28:47,793
and here's one right now.
411
00:29:03,767 --> 00:29:05,310
Next time,
412
00:29:05,394 --> 00:29:07,712
I get a generator that
can work the transmitter
413
00:29:07,778 --> 00:29:10,006
and the air conditioning
at the same time.
414
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,193
Yeah, I'll drink to that.
415
00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:16,446
Maybe I'll let you buy me one
after this.
416
00:29:16,613 --> 00:29:21,201
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Just like this ♪
417
00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:23,871
Uh, the... phone.
418
00:29:25,747 --> 00:29:28,208
- WOF.
- Rachel? Fred.
419
00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,793
Welcome back.
420
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,546
I don't know how you did it,
but it sure was a slick trick.
421
00:29:32,671 --> 00:29:34,882
Unfortunately,
you're still breaking the law.
422
00:29:35,215 --> 00:29:37,759
Now, I've been talking to
some of my fellow advertisers.
423
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,384
You keep this up,
and they might not go back to you
424
00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:42,371
even if you do
drop rock and roll.
425
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:44,600
I'm afraid that's right, Rachel.
426
00:29:44,766 --> 00:29:46,435
Now, I'm holdin' 'em back
for right now,
427
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,562
but I don't know how
much longer I can do it.
428
00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:51,314
Tell him he'd better try harder,
because as soon as we hang up,
429
00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:53,683
we're gonna call every newspaper,
radio and TV station in the state.
430
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:56,100
We'll find out how much
he likes bad P.R.
431
00:29:56,361 --> 00:29:58,906
Oh, Fred, in about ten seconds,
432
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,700
I'm gonna call every news
organization in this state.
433
00:30:01,825 --> 00:30:04,203
I'll be seeing you
on the front page.
434
00:30:22,763 --> 00:30:24,223
Damn!
435
00:30:39,363 --> 00:30:41,573
You mind if I ask you
a personal question?
436
00:30:43,784 --> 00:30:46,620
Well, since my saying no
probably won't stop you,
437
00:30:48,330 --> 00:30:49,873
go ahead.
438
00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:52,834
Why are you doing this?
439
00:30:54,378 --> 00:30:55,879
Seriously.
440
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,217
There was a poem...
441
00:31:00,842 --> 00:31:03,637
in high school, I think,
that I never forgot...
442
00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:08,433
until now.
443
00:31:12,187 --> 00:31:14,773
I think it ended with...
444
00:31:17,234 --> 00:31:21,863
"And everywhere, the ceremony
of innocence is drowned.
445
00:31:22,656 --> 00:31:26,243
"The best lack all conviction,
446
00:31:26,618 --> 00:31:31,164
while the worst are full
of passionate intensity."
447
00:31:33,583 --> 00:31:37,754
I guess I just think it's time for the best
to exhibit a little passionate intensity.
448
00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,679
And now it's your turn.
449
00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:50,017
Well,
450
00:31:51,768 --> 00:31:56,398
I think it's partly because
it's what my father would've done.
451
00:31:56,857 --> 00:32:00,444
- Sounds like he was a great guy.
- Oh, he was.
452
00:32:01,028 --> 00:32:04,281
He had great plans
for this place.
453
00:32:04,698 --> 00:32:08,702
He wanted to be the first
to broadcast in stereo.
454
00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:11,955
Oh! Oh!
And he always used to say,
455
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,542
"The future of radio
is FM, Rachel."
456
00:32:15,709 --> 00:32:21,089
FM.
He was such a dreamer.
457
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,134
Oh, I'm not sure
that's such a bad dream.
458
00:32:24,509 --> 00:32:26,428
Chick!
Chick, the record.
459
00:32:28,805 --> 00:32:31,308
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
460
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,769
Yeah, well, you know,
for the last couple of minutes,
461
00:32:33,894 --> 00:32:37,814
you folks have been listening to something
by, uh, Dull Needle and the Statics.
462
00:32:37,939 --> 00:32:41,902
A lot of people find it repetitive. I like
to think of it as just plain, old daring.
463
00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:44,321
Okay. For all you dancing machines
out there who didn't rest,
464
00:32:44,446 --> 00:32:46,698
here's a little change of pace
to help you catch your breath.
465
00:32:46,823 --> 00:32:52,079
No, it's a request that's
just come in from, uh, me,
466
00:32:52,871 --> 00:32:55,123
and I'd like to dedicate it...
467
00:32:56,541 --> 00:33:00,420
to the girl I'd most like to share
a civil defense shelter with.
468
00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:27,382
What'd you do that for?
469
00:34:27,591 --> 00:34:30,427
For taking advantage of me
in a weak moment.
470
00:34:30,552 --> 00:34:33,054
- Advantage?
- Well, yes.
471
00:34:33,221 --> 00:34:35,974
- What would you call it?
- I'd call it love.
472
00:34:37,893 --> 00:34:40,395
- We were dancing, and...
- No, no, no, no.
473
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,814
I would call it
rampaging hormones.
474
00:34:45,734 --> 00:34:48,195
I think you were
starting to enjoy it,
475
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,113
and you got scared.
476
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,285
- Maybe I just didn't like it.
- She's lying, Sam.
477
00:34:55,410 --> 00:35:00,040
It's like in the third grade. You only
pull the pigtails of the one you love.
478
00:35:00,290 --> 00:35:02,667
Maybe you were afraid
of liking it too much.
479
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:06,713
That is the most ridiculous thing
I have ever heard.
480
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,053
Good, Sam. Now, come on.
Make a move.
481
00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:17,098
- Is it?
- Now, go in for the kill.
482
00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:21,895
Yeah, that-that's it. Now move in real
fast, like you're gonna kiss her real hard,
483
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,438
but then...
484
00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,909
Looks like you've already
got the hang of it.
485
00:35:37,244 --> 00:35:39,037
Uh...
486
00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:43,917
Well, geez louise.
Uh...
487
00:35:44,501 --> 00:35:48,547
Seems like you've got
everything under control here.
488
00:35:51,132 --> 00:35:54,386
Maybe you should put on
a long-playing record.
489
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:00,642
There he goes.
490
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:05,063
- Uh-oh.
- Hey, you can't do that!
491
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:07,148
Oh, good try, folks.
492
00:36:16,116 --> 00:36:17,742
Oh, boy.
493
00:36:19,536 --> 00:36:21,246
What?
494
00:36:22,122 --> 00:36:24,112
We're not... We're not
broadcasting anymore.
495
00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:27,210
Sam, they've cut
the transmission cables.
496
00:36:27,961 --> 00:36:31,548
It looks like we're
off the air permanently.
497
00:36:39,472 --> 00:36:44,394
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
498
00:36:45,186 --> 00:36:47,272
Looks like they cut
our transmission cable.
499
00:36:47,397 --> 00:36:48,940
I just said that.
500
00:36:49,024 --> 00:36:53,320
Of all the lowdown, sleazy,
cheap things to do...
501
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:54,779
You can say that again.
502
00:36:54,904 --> 00:36:57,365
You cooked up this whole thing
just to get me alone with you.
503
00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,034
- What?
- What?
504
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:01,202
I knew I should never
have listened to you!
505
00:37:01,328 --> 00:37:04,289
Me? You're the one
who wanted to do this.
506
00:37:04,414 --> 00:37:06,708
You're the one who wanted
to barricade us in here.
507
00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:08,001
Rachel!
508
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:10,295
How do I know that
we're even off the air?
509
00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:12,714
Look at the meters!
Listen to the radio!
510
00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:16,301
How do I know you didn't just rig this up
this afternoon when you were fixing it?
511
00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:19,095
Right. I suppose I made a deal with
Beaman to call you on the phone?
512
00:37:19,220 --> 00:37:20,764
I wouldn't put it past you!
513
00:37:20,930 --> 00:37:23,725
Now I'm gonna lose my radio
station, and it's all because of...
514
00:37:24,059 --> 00:37:27,145
Oh, hell. It isn't because of you.
God, I should've done what they said!
515
00:37:27,270 --> 00:37:29,064
I should've stopped
playing rock and roll.
516
00:37:29,189 --> 00:37:30,714
Ooh! That's blasphemy.
517
00:37:30,815 --> 00:37:34,694
Next thing you know, she's gonna be
stepping on Elvis's blue suede shoes.
518
00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:40,659
Look, Rachel,
I know what you're thinking,
519
00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:43,953
but now's the time
when you gotta hang tough.
520
00:37:44,204 --> 00:37:46,748
It's no use.
You can't fight city hall.
521
00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:50,543
Sure, you can.
You just gotta keep pluggin' away at it.
522
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:53,963
Don't let 'em wear you down.
They're human. They get tired.
523
00:37:54,089 --> 00:37:56,007
They wanna go home too.
524
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,261
But to make this station
number one...
525
00:38:01,846 --> 00:38:05,850
Is that... Is that really
what this is all about?
526
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:13,900
- No.
- Attagirl. That's the way to talk.
527
00:38:15,735 --> 00:38:17,320
I didn't think so.
528
00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:23,493
Phone.
529
00:38:24,327 --> 00:38:26,621
When it rains, it pours.
530
00:38:32,752 --> 00:38:34,754
Calling to gloat, Fred?
531
00:38:35,338 --> 00:38:37,507
No, not exactly.
We're just kind of wonderin'
532
00:38:37,632 --> 00:38:40,176
when you're gonna come out now
that you can't broadcast anymore.
533
00:38:40,301 --> 00:38:42,303
I'm not coming out, Fred.
534
00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:45,014
If I have to make an antenna
out of bobby pins,
535
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:47,809
I'm going back on the air...
with rock and roll.
536
00:38:47,934 --> 00:38:50,311
I don't think that's
such a good idea, Rachel.
537
00:38:50,353 --> 00:38:52,313
Sheriff Foley here is
about to run out ofpatience.
538
00:38:52,439 --> 00:38:54,173
He might just
arrest you if you do.
539
00:38:54,274 --> 00:38:57,318
Tell Sheriff Foley to take
his nightstick and shove it...
540
00:39:03,032 --> 00:39:04,492
Jake?
541
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,870
That was great.
542
00:39:08,872 --> 00:39:11,666
You said,
"When it rains, it pours"?
543
00:39:11,747 --> 00:39:12,895
Yeah.
544
00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,693
What kind of gutters
are on this building?
545
00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:16,546
I don't know.
They're sort of old and green.
546
00:39:16,671 --> 00:39:19,841
Copper! Oh, we may be on the
air sooner than you think.
547
00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:26,890
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
548
00:39:27,015 --> 00:39:31,811
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
549
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:39,861
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
Rock, rock, rock and roll!
550
00:39:42,697 --> 00:39:45,158
Sam, your face
is gettin' kinda pink.
551
00:39:45,325 --> 00:39:47,577
It's gonna match
your shirt in a minute.
552
00:39:48,203 --> 00:39:50,747
Al, why am I doing this?
553
00:39:51,498 --> 00:39:55,960
Uh, you need to get one more
merit badge before you make Eagle.
554
00:39:56,085 --> 00:39:58,421
You know what I mean.
Rachel already stood up to Beaman.
555
00:39:58,546 --> 00:40:01,839
She proved she can turn
this station around.
556
00:40:02,175 --> 00:40:05,178
She can, if the Mongol horde
down there will let her.
557
00:40:08,264 --> 00:40:10,892
You don't have any horde
repellent on you, do you?
558
00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:13,294
- What?
- Hit it!
559
00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:14,711
Okay!
560
00:40:16,856 --> 00:40:20,735
Hey. Look, Sam!
I'm... I'm leaping!
561
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:24,313
No you're not leaping. You're standing
too close to the antenna. Move away.
562
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:26,741
- Huh?
- Move away.
563
00:40:26,866 --> 00:40:28,618
Come on. Move away.
564
00:40:30,453 --> 00:40:31,996
- See?
- Rats.
565
00:40:34,123 --> 00:40:38,670
Mr. Beaman, what exactly prompted
your campaign against rock and roll?
566
00:40:38,795 --> 00:40:40,755
It's simple.
I'm an American.
567
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,466
I want to keep what's good
and right about America intact.
568
00:40:43,591 --> 00:40:45,760
Anything that threatens
that, well...
569
00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:49,472
- I'm a fighter, not a watcher.
- You can say that again.
570
00:40:50,223 --> 00:40:53,184
Dagnabbit, if they keep this up,
I'm gonna have to change my name to...
571
00:40:58,523 --> 00:41:01,734
- They're back on the air.
- Damn it to hell!
572
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:13,496
But hey, I know how much you
love old Howlin' Chick...
573
00:41:20,461 --> 00:41:24,132
But what you're really here for is,
uh, rock and roll.
574
00:41:57,874 --> 00:41:59,792
Mayor, you oughta consider
rescinding your law.
575
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:01,461
We're not rescinding anything!
576
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:03,244
If you'd done what you
were supposed to do
577
00:42:03,296 --> 00:42:05,463
and arrested Rachel when I told
you, none of this would've happened.
578
00:42:05,506 --> 00:42:07,244
Arresting somebody's the
last thing we should do.
579
00:42:07,300 --> 00:42:08,843
That's liable to set
this whole thing off.
580
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:10,387
I think Jake's right, Fred.
581
00:42:10,457 --> 00:42:13,723
The last thing we need in front
of all this press is trouble.
582
00:42:13,890 --> 00:42:16,517
My God. Some of this press
is even national.
583
00:42:16,684 --> 00:42:20,229
What we need is to show them that we
know how to handle things like this!
584
00:42:20,355 --> 00:42:24,692
- If you don't, I do.
- Fred, what are you doing?
585
00:42:45,713 --> 00:42:47,465
Someone's trying to get in!
586
00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:56,391
- Leave my station alone!
- You broke the law, Rachel!
587
00:42:56,516 --> 00:42:59,560
- A stupid law, Fred!
- Couch. Come on.
588
00:42:59,686 --> 00:43:02,105
Sam, forget the couch.
That's not gonna stop Beaman.
589
00:43:02,271 --> 00:43:04,649
- Oh, I think I'm gonna get a hernia.
- You got any better ideas?
590
00:43:04,774 --> 00:43:08,277
- Well, I'm just following you!
- I got Ziggy workin' on it.
591
00:43:08,778 --> 00:43:10,655
As a matter of fact, look!
592
00:43:12,824 --> 00:43:16,035
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Come on.
I know a way to stop Beaman.
593
00:43:20,123 --> 00:43:22,083
Frank, stop it!
594
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,930
I'd like to read you something
we found in our news files...
595
00:43:36,055 --> 00:43:38,307
dated August 16, 1945,
596
00:43:38,433 --> 00:43:42,020
the day after the Japanese surrendered,
and World War II ended.
597
00:43:42,395 --> 00:43:44,313
"The guns are silent now,
598
00:43:44,439 --> 00:43:47,066
"and so are many of the men
whose hands once held them.
599
00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,944
"Never again will they see
their wives or mothers.
600
00:43:50,069 --> 00:43:52,321
"Never again will they hear
their children laugh.
601
00:43:52,488 --> 00:43:55,658
"And never again will they smell
the sweet scents of home.
602
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,368
"And for what?
603
00:43:57,618 --> 00:44:01,080
"For what did these husbands and
fathers, these brothers and sons,
604
00:44:01,205 --> 00:44:04,167
"give their lives so many
thousands of miles from home?
605
00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:09,130
"I say it was for one word,
and that word is 'freedom.'
606
00:44:09,297 --> 00:44:10,923
"The freedom to pray.
607
00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:14,343
"To write, to speak,
to feel, to be.
608
00:44:14,469 --> 00:44:17,889
"As we see fit, and not as others
would dictate to us.
609
00:44:18,014 --> 00:44:20,767
"To this freedom, which has been
so dearly bought for us,
610
00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:25,229
"it is up to us, the living,
to dedicate our lives and our futures...
611
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,648
"to its eternal protection."
612
00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:34,030
These words were written
by Frederick Beaman,
613
00:44:34,614 --> 00:44:37,366
the editor
of the Peoria Dispatch.
614
00:44:38,076 --> 00:44:41,245
And I sincerely hope
that Mr. Beaman...
615
00:44:41,621 --> 00:44:44,332
would see it in his heart that...
616
00:44:46,334 --> 00:44:48,711
all we are looking for here...
617
00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:52,465
is... a little freedom too.
618
00:44:52,673 --> 00:44:54,926
But, uh, this is different.
619
00:44:55,843 --> 00:44:57,804
We-We fought for freedom.
620
00:44:57,887 --> 00:45:00,389
Thi... This is...
621
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:06,020
Come on, Fred.
Let's go home.
622
00:45:42,723 --> 00:45:43,975
Why haven't I leaped?
623
00:45:44,058 --> 00:45:46,102
I don't know. Oh.
624
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,313
According to Ziggy, uh,
625
00:45:49,397 --> 00:45:52,483
Rachel sticks with rock and roll,
and WOF becomes...
626
00:45:52,567 --> 00:45:55,153
the number-one
station in Peoria!
627
00:45:55,528 --> 00:45:59,115
And a year later,
she and you get married!
628
00:45:59,866 --> 00:46:03,244
- Married?
- Is that a proposal?
629
00:46:05,163 --> 00:46:06,563
Well?
630
00:46:06,956 --> 00:46:09,667
Well, uh, I just think we should get
to know each other a little better.
631
00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:13,504
Fine.
You can buy me breakfast.
632
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,132
After you finish your shift.
633
00:46:23,973 --> 00:46:26,809
Don't say a word.
634
00:46:45,828 --> 00:46:48,873
Omeyn
635
00:46:49,790 --> 00:46:53,628
And today, Karen Basch
is a bat mitzvah.
636
00:46:57,465 --> 00:46:59,800
Rabbi. Nu?
637
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,183
Oy vey. I'm the rabbi.
51947
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