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I've never been to a foreign wedding before.

It's a winner -winner chicken dinner.

I've had a great time.

I love them all a bit.

right now with Nathan Pure sparkered on the floor but I'm going to help him.

Super Chloe at the rescue.

Well that was a major fail. I think I've put my bag out.

Am I okay?

I'm so excited waking up this morning because this trip has just been so good

for us and it is the last day of my 30th birthday trip and I've had the best

time.

Fucking hell. I am hungover as fuck and I feel like shit. That is the last thing

I need.

How are you feeling Chantal? Do you feel better?

Yeah. There you go. I needed that.

Oh my God, you would have loved last night.

Would I? You would have loved last... I mean, I don't remember a lot of it, but

you would have loved it. It was a really good club.

Was it? Really, really good, yeah.

I am gutted I missed last night, but I woke up feeling so much better. I am

going to miss everyone, but not as much as I've missed my little boy. I cannot

wait to get back and squeeze his little face and give him the biggest kiss.

I need to pack.

You know how it is, Sidney.

Takes a while.

I can't believe it's our last morning in Lisbon and the trip for Chloe's 30th

has come to an end.

It's gutting, but I've had, honestly, the most amazing time. I'm so glad we've

still got a few hours before we pack up and head to the airport.

I can honestly say this has been so fun.

Even though there's been so much going on, like after last night, we've had

a good time. The best time.

I still can't believe that you're turning 30.

I know, I can't believe it. Thank you, everyone, for coming.

Especially you two as well.

The oldies, the grandpas in the back. But we are all so proud of how

far you've come, Chloe.

You have come a long way. Thank you.

Ten years I have been on Jodie's show and I'm leaving here 13. I just feel

looking back when I first walked in, I have come so far and I am so proud of

myself. But I'm still leaving with a hangover.

Some things don't change.

I remember being 22, actually joking.

We actually used to laugh in the bedrooms. Imagine we're all still here

we're 40 and got kids. We actually thought it was so...

outrageously never going to happen i first started when i was 19.

your whole adult life my whole as a life i've i've never known anything

different obviously we went in not knowing what it was and not knowing

but was it weird watching it as like i guess a fan watching it and then walking

into the actual house and seeing everyone was it weird yeah i feel like

literally all of the blur like it's weird like i used to sit and watch it

my dad being Being Geordie Shore has been a huge part of my life and although

I've loved it, I have always felt a little bit left behind.

But this time round, I finally feel like I'm catching up. I'm really happy where

things are going with me and my boyfriend, Jack, and I've had the best

here with everyone.

I hated my time in the past, I'm not going to lie.

But now, I absolutely love it and I'm so glad I've come back. I feel like I've

made up.

The few years I've been back is made up for the bad times.

I've now had that many good memories.

Because I left on a bad note, we didn't speak, Gary, because remember, I get

back on the pole.

Right. I found it quite disrespectful that Gary tells us to get back on the

pole, because I was actually pretty good at the pole.

I'm not going to lie, do you think you should actually just say sorry for that?

I already have.

When I was going to come back, I was like, are you coming back? I was like...

You actually just messaged me. I thought you hated it. But it is 10 years down

the line. It was just a big argument. It was just a normal joint show argument.

That was the end of her experience.

Go on, Nathan.

Go on. I think we got quite close. I think that did affect her.

I think it would be quite nice if she was like, look, it was a shitty comment.

am sorry.

Jesus Christ.

I'm not digging her out there. I'm just saying that did end her, like,

essentially.

I really do appreciate

Nathan having me back and telling Gary to apologise for what he said after all

them years ago. It really does go a long way.

I used to say, like, imagine when, like, we're married and that, and then, like,

going to your wedding now.

I never thought I'd have any years at my wedding, to be fair, like.

After the way it ended.

I cannot wait for the wedding. It's going to be absolutely incredible.

I've got loads of anxiety. I'm a bit scared, but it'll be worth it in the

Jay, we're going away for your 40th next time, then. Oi!

Yeah. Is that the next big event? That is a big one, that. That is a big one.

Oh,

that'll be naughty, trust us.

There'll be some naughty parties planned. I do think planning Jay's 40th

land on me, and I cannot wait.

Oi, anyone for a dip?

Yeah!

Wow! This time around, this trip has been fucking amazing.

Oh, my God!

Morning!

I've got to organise my best friend's birthday.

I've not been involved in any drama.

Well, not on purpose, anyway.

I've just had fun with everyone.

This family means the world to me.

Oh, you fucking bastard.

Come here.

Come here, then let's get ready. I don't regret anything that I've done on

Jodie's show.

We used to just party and have the fucking times of our life. We've got a

like no other. And if I could go back and do it all again, I wouldn't have

hopped it.

You're going to miss the airplane.

Good morning.

You nearly got out of bed.

Come on. Are you ready to go and watch mummy and daddy get married?

Are you ready?

Do you want to go on holiday?

Me and Vicky are days away from the wedding now.

Ready to go and watch mummy and daddy get married?

The first thing we've got to do is get to Rome.

Are you ready?

We're going back to the country where me and Vicky got engaged and we cannot

wait. This place means the world to us.

Are you excited?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Go and run and get in the car then.

I just

can't

believe that the day has finally came.

I know.

It just feels like it's stuck forever.

I feel like with Rox and Oaks, Rox was a natural birth, Oaks was a cesarean, and

I feel like both times I was going into the unknown.

This time, it's my second cesarean, so I do feel a little bit nervous, but I'm

going to try and ride the waves and just stay positive.

Did you ever think when we moved to this house that we'd have three kids? No,

not. Not in a million years.

I've wanted this for so long. I've wanted a little girl.

You know, like a built -in best friend for life. I think it still hasn't really

sunk in, you know, that I'm going to have a daughter.

I feel like until she's in my actual arms and I see her for the first time,

still just feels too good to be true.

I think she's going to look like you. I don't know why. I would like her to look

like me. I have carried her for nine months and it's been really hard. It's

so tough.

I'm feeling really excited to have a little baby girl because I had a sister

I feel like for the boys, it's going to be nice for them to have a sister.

I'm so excited to be a girl dad.

You want to be the big brother?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

You're so cute, aren't you? Are you excited about meeting your baby sister?

Yeah. Yeah?

I feel like Rox and Oaks don't really understand that the baby is literally

coming today. I think they just can't... They can't understand it, they're way

too young. I think until she's in my arms and they get to meet her, they just

don't get it.

Right,

thanks.

Thank you for having me.

I'll call you as soon as I'm...

How are you doing?

Yeah, good. Nice to see you, mate.

Big chess session.

Big chess session going down.

I couldn't lift that. Back in the day, I used to bench three of these.

When I come back to Newcastle, I always catch up with mate. It's always nice to

see Aaron. Me and James, we've been through a lot together.

It's just nice to see where everyone is.

Why are you laughing? That's the thing, you've got to pick one. It's hard to be

good at everything, isn't it? I couldn't do that. You've got to pick one. You've

got to do weight. You've got to do cardio.

Yeah. Oh, you've got to fight?

Aye, that's how I can do, look.

Come on, go on, guys. You've got one in you. Yeah? Yeah, go on. The way I got

this, man. Easy.

Touch your chest.

Right, easy. Nice down, man.

Good.

Way out easy.

Yeah. Flying, man.

Hey, I tell you what.

Still got it. Still got it.

I wouldn't even attempt that, me. Just don't put any more on. So, obviously,

Liz's been wise.

Yeah. Jay and Ricky and stuff.

It kind of ended all right. It's only going to get a little bit better over

time. It's not going to get... I don't want it to get worse.

It couldn't be... It can't be any worse than it was the last year, surely.

Do you know what, though? I think Kyle's went all out for this wedding. It's

going to be insane. I've seen that one. Is it in Rome?

It's in Rome, aye.

I think it's a good thing. I guess it's paid for this wedding.

Is Marnie going? Because Marnie's due. She's about to pop, isn't she? Aye, she

is, aye.

If Mad Marnie's about to have another baby, take it from me, three kids is no

joke. but she'd be great i just know it jesus three kids you think how many kids

how many kids is between my new three no i'm not i'm not even joking i watch

your days out with the kids and that i go that looks kind of good dad yeah

things when you have kids you can't imagine life without kids yeah you will

me go what the hell did i do with my life before kids

i'm

feeling a little bit nervous now

A little bit. I don't know why my brain always goes to a negative space whenever

there's something big like this to happen. I know.

I'm just really trying to focus on my mind and not letting it take us to these

negative places and stop worrying about all of the risks and complications.

And I don't know why, I just feel like I suffer with really bad health anxiety.

I have done for the majority of my life, but I feel like having kids definitely

heightened that.

Honestly, there's no way I could ever do this again.

Nah, definitely not. I'm going to probably have to go on some form of

contraception. I know you mentioned about the snip, but it's just something

don't want to do.

Well, if I'm a raging bitch on contraception, you've only got yourself

Or I could just be careful.

Do you know what I mean? It's just not in your vocabulary.

What do you mean it's not in my vocabulary?

I've heard that one before and that's how this happened.

I'm not really a big fan of needles.

I don't really like anything like that. So, especially down there, I'm just

like, it's a no -no.

I'll just be really careful.

I feel really nervous, but I feel like everyone's been really nice. Yeah. And

I'm all ready. I've just got to put my hairnet on. Got your gown on, show the

bum.

Wow. Last time I'll ever have a bum.

I can't believe we're doing this again, but is everything all right? Are you

going to do good?

I'm a bit nervous for the ingestion, but... You'll be OK, though? I'm just

excited to meet her.

It's crazy to think that, like, in a few hours we're going to have a baby.

Literally going to have a baby, a newborn again. Again.

I can feel my nerves getting more intense as the seconds go by. You know,

just really scared about what's to come. How's my recovery going to go? How's my

scar going to be?

How am I going to deal not being able to move with two toddlers and a baby?

We can't wait for Ralph!

I never thought I would get married, especially when I was going on the

coaster of Geordie Shore in my 20s. I never thought I was the marriage

And when I met Vicky, that all changed.

And it was just, it was amazing.

And I can't thank her enough for letting me be part of her life.

Marnie's prepped for the C -section.

She's had her epidural, and we're literally in theatre right now.

I always feel like at this kind of moment that I feel a bit useless. I feel

I'm a spare part.

You know, there's doctors going everywhere. People are injecting Marnie

stuff. And I just feel like the only thing I can do at the moment is be there

for Marnie emotionally.

So I'm by her side.

I'm holding her hand.

And yeah, let's just get through this.

Monty. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Oh,

my God.

Oh, wow.

Monty, how do you feel?

Thank you.

Monty. Is she OK? She's fine. She's OK.

You all right? Yeah.

I love you.

I love you.

I am feeling, like, overexcited. ecstatic with joy that the baby is

she's okay i'm okay we've made it we've got through we've survived i

think

now that she's here i can finally just try and relax and just really enjoy the

moment

It feels amazing to look at my daughter for the first time. Like, she is so

cute, so perfect, and I'm just, I'm so proud of Marnie as well for growing our

beautiful daughter.

Hello.

Oh, look at Daddy.

Casey's in awe.

He has not put her down.

Aww. So adorable.

She's just so tiny.

I just forgot how small they are. She's only six pounds, six ounces, and she's

absolutely tiny.

Like, definitely the smallest baby that I've had.

I'm very sore. I can feel the pain starting in the C -section.

I'm told.

Too blessed to be stressed.

It's here.

This is it.

I'm a little bit nervous.

I'm half nervous, half excited.

It's here. It's just been built up so long and I don't know how it's here.

crazy that we've been planning this wedding for over a year and today is the

day. Rome holds a special place in mine and Vicky's heart. This is where we fell

in love.

This is where we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend. This is our place.

I can't explain how happy I am at this moment.

I've got my son there. I've got my dad there. Three generations in one room.

And it's the happiest day of my life. You got any advice for us then, Dad?

My wedding day, I cried my eyes out all day.

So I'm not really the best person to give you advice.

Just enjoy the day. I think I'll probably cry.

It's just the situation we're in. He's walking Vicky down the aisle. That's

massive, you know?

Crew, are you excited?

Excited? Going to walk Mammy down the aisle?

Are you going to be a big boy?

Big boy.

Yes, definitely.

My parents have been married for 45 years and got a great marriage.

And I just can't wait to have that with Vicky.

I'm scared.

I am. I'm a little bit scared.

I just want to get on with it now.

But I think I need to slow down. I need to enjoy it. Because it only comes once.

Right we've got like half an hour so like What we're gonna do in this next

an hour. I feel like time is ticking.

We just want to get dressed After those beans steam, don't we? Steam the

dresses. Touch makeup up. Yeah.

Fix hair, like make sure we'll have hair. Yeah, like I need to brush my hair

out. Yeah.

Shoes on.

And then we need to get you in your dress. Get me in my dress. And we can

it. Eventually there's no time. I know. We're getting married today. It doesn't

actually feel real at the moment, but there's so much going on. I've got my

Kyle's mum, and all my bridesmaids are here.

And it just feels so incredible that they're all here to celebrate this

day with us.

Were you like this on your wedding morning?

I was definitely not chilled. I was really, yes, I was really very nervous.

But unfortunately, I had too much to drink that night.

It doesn't sound like you, Mum.

Do you know what it is? I've already put one of the bridesmaids on. In charge of

me. I was like, right, you need to watch her home.

I just had a few gin and tonic.

Well, just have a couple. It's like your day as much as it is mine, both of you.

But obviously, best behaviour.

Yeah.

What a beautiful place to get married.

It's so beautiful. Italy's just such a romantic, sexy place, isn't it?

This is so amazing, the fact that we're in Rome together about to celebrate the

wedding of the year. I am so emotional yet excited to celebrate this day with

Kyle and Vicky.

He's been delegating a few jobs, Kyle, hasn't he? Yes, he gave me one. I've got

to do a reading about love. I'm going to be so emotional, listen.

I think...

Public speaking isn't me fault here.

I've heard the venue's unbelievable.

Yeah. Meant to be insane.

Oh,

I might need to swivel the seat.

Just swivel it for me.

Yeah. There you go.

I'm so nervous about bringing the baby back to the house with the boys because

obviously it's such a big thing, you know, having another baby in the family.

don't want them to feel left out. I don't want them to feel jealous.

And obviously this is going to change everything.

Oaks is not the baby anymore and he still is a baby.

I just want to make sure that they're okay and they deal with it well.

Well, today is finally the day. No, can you believe it's time?

So excited, honestly.

It's going to be unbelievable.

It is.

I'm actually stressed to start planning ours because this one's going to set the

standard. It is. So I'm going to trade lots of things for.

You haven't got cheap taste.

No, best get saving.

So did I tell you I've got actually a big role today?

No. So I'm the master of ceremonies.

What does that mean?

So I do all, like, you know, everyone please rise for the bride and groom. No!

Guys, can I have your attention? It's now time for the speeches.

Are you getting paid?

I'm actually not.

I would ask, even for 50 quid.

Technically, an MC is the most important person at the wedding.

Some might argue, even more important than the bride and groom.

So, really, today's all about me.

I already know a little secret, but James has got a job. What?

I'm not saying because it's surprising.

No, you can't say that and not tell us. I can't because I've been told I'm not

allowed. Well, pinky promise, a pinky.

I don't care.

Come on, Nathan, just tell us what it is. We're not on a fucking quiz show.

Can you believe the last time we were in Rome, you were dressed as the angel of

the north while at the Coliseum. You're a prat. Like, you really stood there as

the angel of the north in the most... monumental thing. I wouldn't call that

prass, I'd call that confidence and elegance. No, I'd call that

I'll do it again and again and again.

Oh, he's giving me flowers as well.

Of course you can.

Sit down.

Careful, Monty. She's a newborn.

Right, hold her. Gentle.

Support her head, Rog.

Just hold it like that. Yeah, hold it.

Do you want to move, Monty? I've got it, Monty.

Hold her like that.

Do not drop her.

Why is she putting her hand on her face? Go on the other side of it, Monty.

So listen, Mummy, what do you think of your little sister?

I feel like they were just so shocked to see a baby that small because she is

literally like a doll.

I think they're just gonna take some getting used to for them.

Yeah, she has got feet. She has got feet.

I'll show you later when we give her a bath, I'll show you.

Yeah? When are you going to give her a bath?

Well, no, we can't bath her today.

We won't bath her today because she's only one day old.

Are we allowed to bath her when she's two days?

No, it has to be like a week. Maybe it's like seven days. Yeah, seven days, then

we can bath her. When her cord falls off.

Where's her cord? We'll show you later.

I'll show you later. Really?

No, no, no. No, I couldn't.

She will, she will. You know what, Rox, when they're this young, they sleep a

lot. I'm so happy that the pregnancy and the birth is over now and now I just

get to really enjoy the baby bubble with my two little boys, my baby girl and

Casey, and it's just going to be so amazing being a family of five now.

How do you think that went for the kids?

I thought it went really well. I think it's just going to be like an

infatuation. Yeah. It's just going to be a daily battle. I know, Rox wants to

hold her constant.

But I would rather that than them being angry and upset.

I love her.

After having two boys as well, I'm just... She's so cute. I still find it

surreal that we've got a girl now.

It's mental.

What are we going to call her? I've got a few names.

What about Astrid?

Astrid. I like it, though. It's an ass of a name.

You don't like your wafer?

No, I hate it. No.

Your names are just too funky, Monty.

Kixie?

I like the name Kixie.

I do like that name.

Yeah, I think Kixie.

I absolutely love X names. Well, actually, I feel like Rox and Oaks kind

happened and then I had to keep that going. And I just thought Kixie was

cute. We really liked the name Kix for a boy when I was pregnant with Oaks.

And we were just looking through the list and I thought, wouldn't it be nice

we were to add an E on the end and make it more girly?

And... Yeah, I just think it's a play on Casey's first band, Stereo Kicks. I

just think it's so sweet.

Hiya.

Hello. Oh, wow, she's so tiny.

Right, let's have a look.

Go and get these burps out.

Oh, there you go.

Burped. She needed that, you know.

You got more?

She's so cute, look.

Aw. I think any woman...

Would be lying if they said they didn't want to experience having a daughter. I

mean, it's just such a magical experience.

I can't explain it. It still feels surreal that I've got to do this when I

thought I would. I always thought I'd be a boy -mum only.

So the fact that I'm here with a baby girl in my arms is just... It's still

insane. I still can't believe it.

Hello?

Hello? Her eyes look blue.

Are you opening them eyes?

Are you opening them eyes?

I'm an only child, so having three siblings that I've created, this amazing

family, just means so much to us. It's just a family unit that I've always

wanted. Oh, she's gorgeous, my Lord.

So cute.

Getting into my dress is surreal.

It doesn't ever feel like it's actually happening.

I've had quite a few alterations on it. I've changed the top, I've changed the

bottom. But now it just feels like it's my dress and it was meant for me.

The thing about Vicky is she's successful, she's smart, she's funny.

anyone she wants.

And the fact that she's going to let me be part of her life.

is amazing i am nervous but thankfully my best men are here to keep me right

What's up mate? How are you feeling?

I'm alright. I'm good, I'm good.

Still a bit nervous.

Nice and cool out here. How good does he look man?

How good does he look?

Incredible man. It's all downhill for me. I'll never look this good again.

You definitely won't. Hello mate.

How are you doing? I'm good mate, I'm good. Cheers.

Thought I'd come and see you like.

How are you feeling? Alright, a bit nervous. Are you nervous? I thought you

would be.

I just want to get my vows out, you know? Because I imagine that Vicky's

the time and wrote something absolutely incredible.

Yeah, but... What did Kyle tell you? I saw, like, Cheers for... Vicky's got,

like, a journalism degree, so she knows how to write and she knows how to speak.

Yeah, no pressure.

I? I don't.

Kyle is literally my brother from another mother. Like, I absolutely adore

Being able to be here on such a big day for him and seeing it all unfold out in

front of us, it...

It's one in a million, really.

Do you think you'll cry? I'll be all right. I'm as cool as a cucumber. I

cry about anything.

Have you ever seen us cry? I've never cried.

Too much Botox, isn't it?

I cry out my armpits and that's it.

Gorgeous boy.

Sweaty gorgeous boy.

This venue is unbelievable.

It's like I'm in some Hollywood film.

George, what is that sculpture right at the back?

Is that your liberty?

Abby, we're not in New York.

Fucking hell, Abby.

If you look really far, if you look really far, you can see the time bridge.

I bet the girls are kicking themselves that they didn't start what we wear at

Kyle's wedding chat now because them three look like fucking canaries and

clearly didn't get the memo.

People don't watch for best friends get married!

Surveillance. Wow.

It's amazing.

Big. You look incredible.

Yeah.

Amazing.

You're gorgeous.

I'm literally going to cry.

Sorry.

Fun, fun, fun, fun.

I want to do my makeup.

No. I feel like a total princess in this moment.

Kyla's my best friend, my soulmate. I literally just feel like the luckiest

person in the world.

Should we go get married?

Yeah.

It's unreal, man.

I'm so excited to be here because we're about to watch two amazing people get

married. Kyle has been my friend since I was 14 years old.

What a bloody lovely special day it is.

As soon as Vicky's walking down the aisle, I burst out crying. I don't even

what it is. She looks like a fucking vision.

It's just making me very emotional.

The thing is about Vicky is she looks stunning every single day. I know that

she's out of my league. I've always known that. She could come down in,

joggers. a hoodie and she'd still be out my league but to see her today in that

beautiful dress walking down the aisle towards us it just means everything

We'd like to welcome Sophie to say a reading which resonates with the couple.

So Sophie, you'd like to come forward?

I'm so nervous about doing this reading. I don't want to ruin Kyle's big date

because this is so important.

So I have to keep a PG.

Keep a PG.

Keep a PG.

They say Rome wasn't built in a day.

Get that?

But neither is marriage.

It takes time.

It takes forgiveness.

It's a journey you take together with patience, compassion, and with the hard

belief that, no matter what, the woman is always right.

Seeing Soph stood up doing her reading, like, I love that girl so much, and

anything she does I'm proud of, but she looks amazing, absolutely stunning.

She's speaking so well.

The crowd are in, the crowd are on it. Kyle and Vicky look so happy and in

What a moment.

Today is all about my dear friends.

Kyle and Vicky.

Congratulations to you both for today.

May this be the start of a lifetime filled with love that only gets better

age and a lot of Botox.

When I first moved up to university to Newcastle all those years ago,

never in a million years did I ever think that I would marry a Geordie Shore

cast member.

So the bride and groom have hidden the rings beneath one of your seats.

So please take a look under your chair.

You might just be the lucky one chosen as today's surprise ring bearer.

I didn't want James to be left

out, but I did want him to have a big role in my wedding day. And the fact

we've dropped this on him, that he's the ring bearer, it's incredible.

Thank you.

What a lovely surprise this was, mine, from Kyle and Vicky. Like, I honestly

didn't expect to be doing anything this wedding except drinking and crying.

But the fact that they've thought of me and I've got such a special part of it,

I will never forget this day.

Kyle, they say there's an invisible string tying two people who are meant to

together. No matter time, distance or chance meetings in nightclubs years

before. I didn't know it then, but when we crossed paths that night, the

universe had already tied that string between us.

It just needed four more years and a second meeting to tighten the knot.

So today, I vow to follow our invisible string wherever it leads.

I vow to never take for granted the magic of our love.

I vow to keep dancing with you even if we're just swaying in the kitchen.

And I promise that even when life gets tough, we'll stay strong together

our string

is tied forever i

feel like the invisible

string that you're talking about will stay in place forever and it will hold

together because there's no way i'm ever ever turning my back on it

victoria elizabeth turner i didn't think it

was possible to love someone this much I started out on my TV career with a need

and a want for the world to love me.

And meeting you made me realise I don't need the world to love me.

I just need you.

I don't need to be something to everyone as long as I'm everything to you.

I used to think you marry someone you can live with. But meeting you, it's

me realise you marry someone you can't live without.

So thank you for taking a chance on this Geordie Shore scumbag.

I love you, Victoria Elizabeth Christie, my darling wife, and I always will.

You may kiss your bride.

This is the perfect moment between me and Vicky.

I wish I could live this day forever for the rest of my life

I

can't

believe we have finally done it we're finally husband and wife it just feels

like the most surreal experience ever I feel like I'm out of body and like

floating on a cloud it just feels absolutely incredible

No, you didn't, Kyle.

No,

Kyle. Come here.

That was fucking incredible.

Especially the Geordie scumbag bit.

People will never believe.

I wrote them vows, but that was the real me. That's what's buried deep in there.

And the fact that I was able to stand in front of my wife and say to them,

there's nothing that'll ever mean more to us.

Let's all have a big group hug for Mr and Mrs Christian!

Vicky is officially part of the Doherty Shaw family. She's married into it.

God help her.

When I see people that I love having families I get so excited and it gives

so much hope because I know when the day comes when me and Joan have got our own

family that child is going to have so many cousins and sisters and brothers

family around them that are going to love them dearly.

Cheers to a little girl in the family now. And cheers to Kyle and

Vicky and their amazing wedding.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I introduce the brand new Mr.

and Mrs. Christie.

No matter what I do in my life, no matter what I got wrong, I'll always

got one thing right, and that was marrying Vicky. It was the best decision

ever made, and I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.