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Hey, where's your sister at?

I don't know. We're supposed to go to the beach together.

She probably doesn't want to go with you.

She probably is tired of hanging out with you.

I don't know.

I mean, she just left like 20 minutes ago.

She probably went down there.

Why are you still here?

Because I don't want to go to the beach. We were at the beach all day yesterday.

I just want to hang out in the room.

Why aren't you with the girl?

What girl?

That we set you up with yesterday.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know. I don't know.

Is it because you fucked her and won't talk to her again?

No.

What is it then? I don't do stuff like that. I just, no, I didn't even have sex

with her.

Why?

I guess her personality was like kind of, I don't know.

it's just we didn't like click like that i just yeah not

my type what's your type then not your business

don't worry about it just because she like was kind of hot doesn't mean like i

thought like i had to have sex with her so you're gonna have sex with her no

why people won't just say why because i just i don't know like i just didn't

want to

You're weird.

Is it because you're gay?

No. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm not.

Why do you think that?

It's okay if you are. Just don't lie about it.

I'm not.

I'm not gay.

Well, your sister thinks you are.

No, she doesn't.

Yeah, she does.

You're serious?

Serious.

What the fuck?

Get out of here, you weirdo. You're lying.

I swear.

I'm not gay.

I'm just, I'm just like picky.

I'm gonna see if you're lying.

I'm not lying.

You're lying.

Butthole.

I have a small penis.

That's why I didn't hook up with that chick.

Probably.

Because I'm embarrassed.

Yeah.

Don't tell my sister about this.

I won't.

You really want me to show you?

Yes.

Fine, I'll show you.

Oh my gosh.

It is small.

It's not hard right now.

It gets like really big.

How big does it get?

Like, I mean like, like pretty, pretty big. Like it's like seven, eight inches

or something.

Not me, like, getting a boner in front of someone on the spot, okay?

If I was a dude, it would be hard.

Shut the fuck up. No, I wouldn't be.

Well, if I showed you my titties, would you get hurt?

Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, probably.

Yeah, but don't tell your sister.

You want to hear my dick?

Okay.

See, look, it's getting bigger.

Is it working?

Yeah, see?

It's not like all the way yet, but...

Yeah, it's getting bigger.

Yeah. Is she like...

Is she like putting her mouth on it until I go all the way over there?

Okay.

I know.

You're right.

You do got a big dick.

See I told you.

Friends lie.

So are you, like, good at having sex?

Yeah.

When's the last time you had sex?

I don't know, like, a couple months ago.

With who?

A girl that you guys don't know.

Oh.

She's not gonna lie about everything.

I'm not lying.

Why should I like... Should I like wear a condom?

She's going to get mad at me.

I can do whatever I want.

you're so good at sex you think so?

yeah thanks I told you

That was a good night.

Yeah.

Why don't you have sex more often?

I don't know.

I just... I'd be like the right kind of girl, I guess.

Like a girl like me?

oh my god

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God. Oh,

my God.

You're a fucking doggie.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh shit.