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Daddy, stop it!

You're supposed to like this.

Me too!

Let me go!

This is nope.

Yeah, nope!

Look out!

Daddy, you don't have my shirt!

I just got that!

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Get out of my room!

What are you doing?

What do you think bought you this shirt?

Mommy did!

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Daddy!

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Daddy!

Come on!

Out of my room!

What are you doing?

Not my pennies!

Daddy!

I just want to do my homework!

I just want to do my homework!

Come on!

Daddy!

Where's mom?

Daddy!

What are you doing?

My shirt is ripped!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Let me do my homework!

C'mon!

Let's do this first.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

What are you doing?

Just let me do my homework.

Daddy, what are you doing?

Come on!

I just want to do my homework.

Daddy!

You're hurting me.

Ow!

Daddy!

Daddy, what are you doing?

Shhh!

Shhh!

Daddy!

What are you doing to me?

I just want to do my homework.

Oh, Daddy, come on.

As soon as I'm finished, you can do your homework.

Shhh!

Daddy,

what are you doing?

Daddy?

Daddy?

Please just let me do my homework.

Daddy?

What are you doing now?

I'm just finishing so you can do your homework for me.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Come on!

Daddy!

Please!

It's gonna be okay... We're gonna be okay.

Morning, sweetie.

Nessa?

Are you awake?

Are you daydreaming?

Did you get all your homework done?

Barely.

Um, I don't know how to tell you what happened.

What do you mean?

How?

Like, just tell me.

Well, last night when I was trying to finish doing my homework, Dad walked in

and he ripped my clothes off and he did stuff to me.

Nessa, let me just stop you right here.

What you're talking about, that your father did, that's something your father

would never do, never consider about doing.

Why would he make something up like that?

Honey, your father's a Sunday school teacher.

I mean, he wouldn't imagine doing anything like that with you.

But lots of priests smell us little boys.

What makes us any different?

Your father's not a priest.

He's a good Christian man.

Like, the church cover-up doesn't mean, like,

every guy is a good guy who goes to church.

Your father is a gentleman.

He's been a gentleman with me.

He's been a gentleman with you.

He brought you up, given you this nice home.

Why would you make up stories like that about your father?

I'm not coming up with any stories.

Why would I make something up like this?

Like, I wish that it didn't happen, but it did.

Your father would never do anything like that.

Now, you need to get yourself together, get ready

for school, make sure you have all your homework.

I need to get ready for work.

This is unbelievable.

I can't think.

Why would you come up with a story like that?

It's not a story.

I'm telling the truth.

I cannot believe this.

He's a good Christian man.

He's not going to do stuff like that to you.

Stop making up stories.

I'm not.

You're pissing me off, sweetie.

Don't do that.

I need to get ready for work.

I can't believe she doesn't believe me.

Sweetie, are you feeling any better?

No, what are you talking about?

What do you mean you don't feel any better?

Why are you touching me?

You're supposed to change when you turn 18.

What are you talking about?

Nothing changed.

You're supposed to change and be all into this.

Into what?

It's like one of the rules.

What are you talking about?

What rules?

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.

Mom!

Shh, Mom's in the shower.

I thought this was just a one-time thing at last night.

No, you're supposed to change when you turn 18.

I didn't change what?

Nothing changed.

You're supposed to be okay with this.

I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this.

What are you doing?

Dad, why did you wear my shirt again?

It's my shirt.

I bought it.

No, it's not.

Dad?

What are you doing?

Mom, come in here.

Mommy's in the shower.

What are you doing?

Ow, you're hurting me.

What are you doing?

But, honey, I have to go to school.

Don't you have to go to work?

There's no time.

Come on, I need to get ready for school.

My shirt is ripped.

What are you doing?

Not again.

No.

Daddy, come on, I need to go get ready for school.

My shirt is ruined.

Daddy?

Daddy, what are you doing?

Again?

I thought that was just last night.

Mommy?

Daddy?

Daddy?

Daddy, come on, I need to get ready for school.

Daddy, come on.

Daddy, come on.

Let me go get ready for school.

Mommy?

I need to go get ready for school.

Daddy?

Come on, I need to go.

Where's Mom when you need her?

You do that on purpose, don't you?

Daddy, what are you doing?

You're supposed to like this already.

What are you talking about?

If you're 18, you're supposed to be into this.

This doesn't mean anything.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Daddy.

Daddy.

Daddy, come on, I need to get ready for school.

This is part of getting ready.

What are you talking about?

Since when?

Daddy, come on.

Come on, let me go get ready.

I'm gonna be late.

You have five more minutes.

Please.

Mommy, come help.

You know how she likes to take nice long showers?

Why are you doing this?

Daddy, come on.

Let me get ready.

Okay, I've got some new clothes on.

Why aren't you liking this yet?

I don't get it.

You're supposed to when you're 18.

How can I go to school?

It's so slow.

Okay, why won't

me at the age of 18?

Wow, that's a lot of reasons.

1.6 trillion.

Number one.

Oh, I need a remote control of the programmer.

The control of woman.

Okay, it's Amazon.

$65 plus $5 shipping.

Holy crap, it better be worth it.

Alright, mute.

Move on.

Take your clothes off.

Ooh, a bunch of other fast forward.

Nah, skip this story.

Power button.

Okay, order it.

Alright, credit card.

One stop.

Super prime shipping.

Within the second.

For only $10 more?

Okay.

And my hand.

Oh, wow, that was fast.

Mute.

Power.

Alright, no batteries required.

Powered by positive thinking.

Exert absolute control over the subject.

Or subjects.

Point at a subject.

Press button.

Hope for the best.

This is all I needed.

I just needed a control of woman remote.

Back on Vanessa.

Or her mom if she acts up.

Hey, Vanessa.

Oh, um, hey, Daddy.

Hey, Vanessa, doing some kettlebell workouts.

I bet you're wondering what this is.

No, not really.

You know all the stuff that's been going on

that I thought was supposed to be happening?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, I didn't have this remote control.

This remote control makes you do all that stuff.

Things like that don't actually exist.

Can you lead me to my workout, please?

Okay, go ahead.

Start.

Okay.

It worked?

Holy shit, $65 on the cables on it actually worked.

Oh, I can't wait to turn off these other buttons.

I'm really well spent on this outfit.

That was weird when this happened.

I'm over here.

Can you lead me to my workout?

What kind of funny business are you doing?

I'm not.

I told you this remote controls you.

Whatever button I'm using.

Alright, go try it on your mom.

Leave me alone.

Okay.

Can you just lead me to my workout, please?

So you're just taking your clothes off in front of your dad for no reason?

I told you this remote control wouldn't control me to do that.

You're just taking your clothes off on your own for your work?

Can you just let me get back to my workout, please?

Start.

Now this other button here, it's called the mute button.

As soon as I press the mute button, I'm not going to hear you.

You can't mute.

What?

I can't hear you.

I see your mouse moving, but I can't hear you.

Turn the volume to the volume level.

Don't do it ever again.

It's so rude.

The last button I want to use.

You still don't think this works, do you?

Can you just let me get back to my workout?

This is ridiculous.

For you.

Oh, hey, Daddy.

Do you want to... Did you get any today?

Not yet.

Mom went to work early.

Well, I guess I can finish my workout.

Wherever.

Do you want to do it on the bench?

Yeah.

Is it so much better this way?

Yeah.

I guess this is kind of a workout.

Not a cardio.

Yeah.

Just a little bit.

That was yummy, Daddy.

What's going on here?

What are the two of you doing?

Let's go get you cleaned up, sweetie.

Okay.

Best $65 I've ever.

..

So how was work today?

Excellent.

Got some new cases.

Working on some new clients.

Good.

You guys have any idea why you're taking your clothes off?

No.

Unless there's no arm.

Well, your mother's still taking her clothes off.

Won't you both go into lesbian mode?

Just kissing and touching.

You're not ready for much else beyond that.

Do you know why you're allowing your daughter to kiss your breasts like that?

It doesn't matter.

Feels so good.

Would you be okay if I was involved right now?

Ew, no.

It'd be gross.

You wouldn't want to see me have sex with my daughter?

I think I want to do naughty things to her.

Very naughty things.

Okay, you saw me go like...

Get your hands off of her.

She's all mine.

Get away!

Get away!

It looks okay that you're doing it, but I can't.

Exactly.

Why are you getting so close?

I'm going to turn you into a...

Alright, there's one last button I haven't used on you yet.

For use.

Hey.

Are you going to join us?

I'll let you two keep going a little bit further.

Really, Daddy?

You don't want to come join us?

Right here in our bed?

Hey, Daddy.

You know what?

I think this is kind of a crowd here.

Let's get you into a mannequin move.

Mom's just going to watch us.

Okay, Daddy.

Baby, I want you to get your little pussy ready for me.

Okay, Daddy.

Whatever you want.

Are you sure it's okay that Mommy's there?

Yeah, it's okay.

She's just like...

She's just sort of sleeping.

Okay, you ready for me, Daddy?

Yeah.

How do you want me?

Yeah, Daddy.

Oh, yeah.

Does that feel good, Daddy?

Yeah.

It's a little warm.

Are you going to play with Mommy later?

Yeah.

It's more fun just one at a time like this.

Okay, Daddy.

I feel so good, Daddy.

Let's try from behind.

From behind?

On my knees?

Yeah.

Okay.

Just like that?

You okay with Mommy watching like that?

I guess so.

Mm-hmm.

Do you like it like that, Daddy?

Like a big round booty.

I thought you might.

Okay, Daddy.

Whatever you want.

Okay, Daddy.

Whatever you want.

Yeah, Daddy.

I hope Mom's not mad for being frozen.

She won't even know what happened.

Oh, okay.

Are you going to give it to me all in my mouth again?

Yeah.

Okay, Daddy.

Thank you, Daddy.

Mm.

Don't forget to wake up Mommy.

Let's do that now.

On.

Uh-oh.

Will she be mad?

No, she won't.

Why don't you help your daughter clean off her face?

Hey, Mom.

Hi, sweetie.

Oh, that's so much.

Mm.

I'll let you go have fun with Daddy now.

I most certainly will.

Yes, Father.