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Nothing is more inspiring.
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Than the tale of a sports hero.
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But this story is
about the other guy...
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The LOSER.
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And as you'll see,
even failure has its champion.
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His name?
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Lambeau Fields.
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To me, he's a hero,
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An inspiration and a friend.
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To the rest of the world,
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He's the worst coach
in the history of sports.
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Hey, Bill!
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Buckner!
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What?
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What's a six-Letter word.
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For a tropical fruit?
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Not now.
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I'm thinking
it might be "banana"!
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Zip it. Be quiet.
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Could be "papaya"!
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Fields, this is the World Series, man-
Are you crazy?
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Slow roller down to first.
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It gets through Buckner's legs!
The Mets win!
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The Mets win!
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It's "Papaya."
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Let's go!
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Whoa!
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That's on me.
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Marco, come here.
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Go tell Zidane, tell him I said...
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Go tell him I said that.
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Ta mere est une
vielle... terroriste.
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I don't remember
saying "Chain-Smoking."
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Being labeled the biggest
loser in the history of mankind.
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Finally got
to old Coach Fields,
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And he hit rock bottom.
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Coach?
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Freddie. Good to see you.
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My God,
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I hardly recognized you.
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I bought a new hat.
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Nice.
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It's good to see you, buddy.
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I got a proposition for you.
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All right. Let's walk and talk.
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I'm late for work.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Manuel, Javier,
Sanchez, Cornelio, new guy.
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Hola, Coach.
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They ride the horses.
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Coach wasn't exactly coaching anymore.
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His job was to help facilitate.
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The continuation of the noble
Seabiscuit lineage.
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It was about helping out
Mother Nature.
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To draw forth
the building blocks.
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Of the champion D.N.A. Which-
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Aw, hell.
He was yanking off horses.
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So, tell me about
this big offer of yours.
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There's this small college
in Plainfolk, Texas-
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Heartland State University.
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It's got a beautiful campus
and awesome athletic program.
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They need
a new head football coach.
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Me go back to coaching?
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Oh. Sorry.
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Okay.
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Listen, Coach...
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You and me we've been
through wars together, right?
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And no matter what anybody says,
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I mean, you're one
of the best leaders ever.
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It's time for you
to get back into coaching.
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I appreciate it,
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But I'm happy here.
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For once in my life,
I'm proud of what I'm doing.
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I said no! No means no!
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You know what no means.
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Aah! You just finish yourself.
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Aah!
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Thanks anyway, buddy.
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Good to see ya.
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Uh, I shouldn't, 'cause,
you know...
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I got a terrible cold.
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Coming up on Fox Sports News,
Maria Sharapova battles.
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The mighty Venus Williams
at the Australian Open.
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Here, Maria!
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- Smile!
- Right here!
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Coach?
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There you are.
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Is something wrong?
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Freddie Wiseman
came to see me today.
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Told me about a coaching job.
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College football.
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But I said no.
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I told him I'm out.
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Sweetie...
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Are you sure?
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I mean, coaching
is in your blood.
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Like-Like hepatitis C or...
or traces of cocaine.
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I don't know, Barb.
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It would mean moving again.
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You know, this house
is perfect for us.
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Look at this den.
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It's already filled.
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With sports memorabilia
and trophies.
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You know, it's not too late.
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For you to get
a trophy of your own.
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That'd be something, wouldn't it?
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Oh, come on.
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Coaching is
a Fields family tradition.
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Like cockfighting
or identity theft.
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That's true.
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Maybe I will
give it another shot.
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Yeah! You can't keep a legend.
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In the shadows for long.
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Set!
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Hut!
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Honey...
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Honey, honey,
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Honey, um...
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Just promise me that you
won't get so consumed by winning.
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That you completely forget
about this family.
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What?!
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Family comes first.
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You know that.
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Really?
And how many of Michelle's.
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Gymnastics meets
have you been to?
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Michelle?
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Your daughter.
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Oh, of course, Michelle.
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What the hell was that?
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Your son.
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Scruffy!
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Jeffrey!
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Well, someone's name is Scruffy.
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Scruffy was your dog
when you were ten. I...
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See, honey, this is exactly
what I'm talking about.
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Hello.
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Sorry, wrong number.
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That was the police.
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They're looking for the parents
of a girl named Michelle.
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What?
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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We're gonna get through this.
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Honey, that's not Michelle.
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Michelle Fields,
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You have been charged
with property damage,
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Robbery, arson,
indecent exposure.
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And being
an insatiable cock tease.
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That got a lot
of hits on YouTube.
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Therefore,
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I hereby sentence you to rejoin.
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The USA Gymnastics Team.
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No!
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Why would you do this to me?
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Hey, Tommy B.
Yeah, Lawdog here.
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Listen, I wanna put 50 grand
on the US womens gymnastic team.
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To win the gold in Beijing.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Oh, shit.
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I have my reasons.
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This is all your fault!
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Oh, sweet Jesus.
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How could this happen?
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It's okay, Coach,
it's all right.
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We'll get through this.
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We're getting a ticket!
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I knew that was a loading zone!
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So Coach took the job.
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At Heartland State and made
a promise to his family.
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That he wouldn't forget 'em.
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- Wait! Wait a second!
- Dad, wait up!
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- Dad!
- Coach!
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♪ You take one down
You pass it around ♪
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They settled in Plainfolk, Texas.
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A sleepy little town,
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So cozy that it didn't even
have a traffic light.
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♪ No more bottles
of beer on the wall ♪
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Coach Fields was
back in the game-
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But this time, he really had
his work cut out for him.
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Welcome to your
first practice, gentlemen.
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Hope you're ready for the worst
six weeks of your life.
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I'm gonna do things
to your bodies.
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That are cruel,
painful and unnatural.
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I'm gonna ride your ass.
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Day and night.
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I'm gonna make you bleed.
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From places that you've
never bled from before.
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It's gonna hurt bad.
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It's gonna hurt deep.
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Then it's gonna start
to feel good.
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Then it's gonna hurt again.
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Now, I need to get this team
down to a 32-Man roster,
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Which means some of you ladies
are gonna be cut.
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Starting with you, you.
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- And you.
- Hey, Coach, we didn't even.
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Get a chance to play yet.
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If there's one thing
I can spot, it's talent.
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Coach, we're the only players
on this team who can play.
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Wait, man, how do you
think you get these?
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- Huh?
- EBay.
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Maybe next year, guys.
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Thanks for coming out.
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All right, let's see if I've got.
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Anybody else out here
worth a damn.
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Randy Randinger!
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- Here, Coach.
- Where?
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Right here, sir.
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I'm ready to give it my all.
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I'll do whatever it
takes to make this team.
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Refill the waters,
get fresh towels...
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Buff everyone's helmet.
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Oh...
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That helmet.
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I thought you were talking
about something else.
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Good. We got a towel boy.
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Next-
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Buddy Boy Jones!
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All right! I got me.
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A big, mean son of a bitch!
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I wouldn't hurt a fly, Coach.
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Football is war, son.
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You got to be a killer.
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Ow!
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I'm telling on you!
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Next, ACL Tear!
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It's pronounced "Aseel," sir.
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Aseel Tare.
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ACL Tear. Got it.
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It says here you rushed for
a thousand yards last season.
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Keep it up, you could turn pro.
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Hope so, Coach.
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Nothing can hold you back.
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Except an unforeseen
career-Ending injury.
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What are the odds
of that happening, ACL Tear?
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It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare.
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Got it. ACL Tear.
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Right there.
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Is that a radio I hear?
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No, that's just I Pod.
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Whoa!
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God, what a retarded
ass retard.
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Hey!
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I don't ever want
to hear that word again!
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You're talking about a person,
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A human being!
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Come here, son.
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He may be a moronic cretin,
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A drooling mush head,
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A short bus-Riding,
window-Licking.
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Spaz-Ass simpleton,
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But he is not a retard.
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If there's one thing
I do not tolerate,
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That's disrespect.
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Okay, I Pod.
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How'd you like
to be my assistant?
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Yeah.
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Let this be a lesson
for all of you.
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You judge not,
lest ye be judged.
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It's time someone
gives this man a chance.
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To once and for all show that-
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Okay, that's enough.
All right, get him off me.
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Get him off me.
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Here comes Trotter, here comes Trotter.
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Here come who?
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Trotter, Trotter, he's a star.
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Touchdown, Trotter, touchdown.
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What's this all about?
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What's it to you, old man?
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This "old man"
is your new coach.
270
00:11:57,244 --> 00:11:58,802
I want you suited up.
271
00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,609
In two minutes,
or you're off my squad.
272
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:04,048
Looks like we
gonna have us a problem, then.
273
00:12:04,151 --> 00:12:06,278
You know that, right?
274
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,508
Figurin' out what
to do with the other.
275
00:12:09,557 --> 00:12:10,649
Minute and 99 seconds.
276
00:12:20,267 --> 00:12:21,962
Let's get something
straight, Trotter.
277
00:12:22,069 --> 00:12:25,266
I don't like the ego,
I don't like the flash,
278
00:12:25,372 --> 00:12:27,306
I don't like that...
my daughter is.
279
00:12:27,408 --> 00:12:28,807
Coming out of your limo.
280
00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:29,967
Damn!
281
00:12:30,077 --> 00:12:31,738
What are you doing in there?
282
00:12:31,846 --> 00:12:34,280
Just, um, getting
a ride to school.
283
00:12:34,381 --> 00:12:36,281
With my new boyfriend.
284
00:12:36,383 --> 00:12:38,613
And... lover.
285
00:12:39,687 --> 00:12:40,915
Oh, please,
286
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:43,148
This is just another one
of your rebellious stunts.
287
00:12:43,257 --> 00:12:44,417
Trying to make me mad.
288
00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,152
It's not a stunt, Dad.
289
00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:49,320
It's just me
having a boyfriend...
290
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,830
Who happens to be black.
291
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,731
See you later.
292
00:12:58,005 --> 00:13:00,633
Black boyfriend.
293
00:13:00,741 --> 00:13:03,005
Damn!
294
00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,771
All right!
295
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:06,972
Any walk-Ons?
296
00:13:08,883 --> 00:13:10,510
Hey, Coach.
297
00:13:10,618 --> 00:13:12,313
Name is Vince.
298
00:13:13,554 --> 00:13:14,875
I'm just a bartender from Philly.
299
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:16,286
Whose only dream
is to play ball.
300
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:18,517
It's all I got left.
301
00:13:18,626 --> 00:13:21,288
After I lost my job teaching
and my wife left me.
302
00:13:21,395 --> 00:13:24,057
Like my alcoholic father
used to say before he passed on,
303
00:13:24,165 --> 00:13:27,566
"A man can only take
so much failure!"
304
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:30,762
I promise to give you
everything I got.
305
00:13:30,871 --> 00:13:32,237
What do you say, Coach?
306
00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:37,634
I say you can add
"Did not make the football team".
307
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,543
To your list of woes.
308
00:13:39,648 --> 00:13:42,173
Now beat it, buzzkill.
309
00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:48,254
Okay, ladies, show time!
310
00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:50,256
Offense, hit the line!
311
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:52,019
Defense, give 'em hell!
312
00:13:52,127 --> 00:13:54,220
Let's see what you boys got!
313
00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:56,024
Not you.
314
00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,226
All right!
315
00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:05,840
Hike the damn ball!
316
00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,837
I suppose we don't have a quarterback.
317
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:16,345
All right!
318
00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:18,385
Still don't have a quarterback.
319
00:14:18,486 --> 00:14:20,579
Any other positions
we need to fill?
320
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:23,021
We need a kicker.
Can I be kicker, Coach?
321
00:14:23,124 --> 00:14:24,421
I'll steam up your wiener.
322
00:14:24,526 --> 00:14:26,426
And stick it between my buns.
323
00:14:29,965 --> 00:14:31,796
Oh.
324
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,424
That wiener.
325
00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:36,264
Yeah, this is great.
326
00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,362
Middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere.
327
00:14:38,473 --> 00:14:41,306
How am I gonna find
an all-American quarterback?
328
00:14:41,409 --> 00:14:45,072
If you build it, he will come.
329
00:14:47,849 --> 00:14:51,046
If you build it, he will.
330
00:14:51,152 --> 00:14:53,484
Come...
331
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,816
Who will come?
332
00:14:54,923 --> 00:14:58,017
Your father. Your dead father.
333
00:14:58,126 --> 00:14:59,718
My father's not dead.
334
00:14:59,828 --> 00:15:01,557
I just spoke with him
this morning.
335
00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:03,221
You got to be shittin' me.
336
00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:05,231
Is this 314 Bentley Road?
337
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,460
No, this is 314 Bentley Drive.
338
00:15:07,569 --> 00:15:10,595
Fucking MapQuest.
I've got to get G.P.S.
339
00:15:10,705 --> 00:15:12,866
Anyway, I know a quarterback.
His name is Lance Truman.
340
00:15:12,941 --> 00:15:15,000
You'll find his ass
on the baseball field.
341
00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:26,844
Lance Truman?
342
00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:28,081
Yeah.
343
00:15:28,189 --> 00:15:29,520
Name's Lambeau Fields.
344
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,353
New football coach
over at Heartland.
345
00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:33,154
Word on the street.
346
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:34,922
Is that you're
a damn good quarterback.
347
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:37,225
Yeah, my dad wants me
to focus on baseball.
348
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:38,424
Sorry, Coach.
349
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:40,330
Let me talk to your father.
350
00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:43,529
He needs to know that
you're wasting your gift here.
351
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,072
All right, listen, could we
just drop the football thing?
352
00:15:46,174 --> 00:15:48,438
My dad's made up his mind-
Baseball's my future.
353
00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:50,909
Then prove it-Strike me out.
354
00:15:51,012 --> 00:15:51,979
Are you serious?
355
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,308
Your best pitch.
356
00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:54,404
You got some wood?
357
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:57,451
No. But I did on the way
over here, though.
358
00:15:57,552 --> 00:16:00,521
Sometimes when I'm driving,
I like to prop a cup of coffee.
359
00:16:00,622 --> 00:16:03,386
In my lap, and there's just
something about the hot steam.
360
00:16:03,491 --> 00:16:04,719
Against my knuckleballs.
361
00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:06,691
That really, you know...
362
00:16:06,795 --> 00:16:09,059
Just makes old Charlie hustle.
363
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,495
Yeah, that kind of wood.
364
00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:11,895
- Right.
- Right.
365
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,299
That's it. Thought for a second
you were talking about cock.
366
00:16:59,814 --> 00:17:01,782
I put everything I had on that.
367
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:04,875
It's time we go talk
to your dad.
368
00:17:09,057 --> 00:17:11,423
Got a good feeling
about this year.
369
00:17:11,526 --> 00:17:14,495
By the way, where's
the closest hospital?
370
00:17:14,596 --> 00:17:16,826
Uh... County General. Why?
371
00:17:16,931 --> 00:17:18,159
Oh, no reason.
372
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:21,030
I'm just gonna pop in there,
grab an aspirin.
373
00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:23,604
Got a little headache, I guess.
374
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,104
Oh!
375
00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:30,939
Oh! Ee!
376
00:17:32,147 --> 00:17:33,944
Well, I'm sorry you had to drive.
377
00:17:34,049 --> 00:17:36,381
All the way out here, Fields.
I could've told you.
378
00:17:36,484 --> 00:17:39,214
Over the phone I wasn't gonna
let my boy play football.
379
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,426
Have you always
drank this much,
380
00:17:46,528 --> 00:17:48,587
Mr. Truman?
381
00:17:48,696 --> 00:17:52,359
No. Went for 11 straight years
without a drink.
382
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:53,661
What happened?
383
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,463
Turned 12.
384
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,739
I really wish you'd
reconsider, Mr. Truman.
385
00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,933
Your son had a great
season last year.
386
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,703
Hell, he might have been great,
387
00:18:02,811 --> 00:18:05,803
If he could learn how to keep
from dropping the dang ball.
388
00:18:05,914 --> 00:18:07,882
- That's not true, Dad.
- Oh, no?
389
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,643
Then what the hell is this?
390
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,782
That's the Droppie Award
for most fumbles in a season.
391
00:18:16,891 --> 00:18:18,688
And what the hell is this?
392
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:22,024
That's a picture of me
at Camp Fumblewatha.
393
00:18:22,130 --> 00:18:24,860
And what are you eating
in that picture?
394
00:18:24,966 --> 00:18:27,457
A Butterfingers.
395
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:28,729
This conversation is over, Coach.
396
00:18:28,837 --> 00:18:30,168
My boy's not playing for anyone,
397
00:18:30,271 --> 00:18:32,364
'Cause I can't stand
the guys at the mill.
398
00:18:32,474 --> 00:18:36,467
Asking me why my boy can't
hold on to the goddamn ball!
399
00:18:36,578 --> 00:18:37,636
Dad!
400
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,641
I just want
to make you proud, Dad,
401
00:18:40,748 --> 00:18:42,613
So you can hold
your head up high.
402
00:18:42,717 --> 00:18:44,480
Please, Dad?
403
00:18:45,954 --> 00:18:48,184
All right.
404
00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:50,655
But if you give
those men at the mill.
405
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:53,352
Any reason to laugh at me,
I swear to God...
406
00:18:53,461 --> 00:18:54,723
You work at a mill?
407
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,389
The Sugar Mill-
It's out on Route 39.
408
00:18:57,499 --> 00:19:00,900
I do Cher four nights a week,
Christina Aguilera on Saturday.
409
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:28,525
Isn't she the best kicker
you've ever seen?
410
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:35,894
Kicker? Oh, hey, look-
They're playing sports.
411
00:19:36,004 --> 00:19:38,973
How you doing?
Name's Coach Fields.
412
00:19:39,073 --> 00:19:41,132
- I want you to be my kicker.
- Wow!
413
00:19:41,242 --> 00:19:42,675
I would like that very much.
414
00:19:42,777 --> 00:19:44,540
- So you'll join the squad?
- Under one condition:
415
00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:46,546
My parents can never know.
416
00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:48,568
They're very traditional,
believe a woman's life.
417
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,118
Should be spent in service
to her husband, cooking,
418
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,914
Cleaning, and pleasuring
with the mouth.
419
00:19:53,021 --> 00:19:54,750
- Hello. Welcome to the team.
- Hi. Hi.
420
00:19:54,856 --> 00:19:56,346
Oh, my God.
421
00:19:56,457 --> 00:19:59,483
Hey, what's this thing?
422
00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:00,720
Oh, that's for your nose.
423
00:20:00,828 --> 00:20:02,193
You put it on your face.
424
00:20:02,297 --> 00:20:03,525
It's a nose guard.
425
00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:10,365
Well, I thought
it was a really small.
426
00:20:10,471 --> 00:20:12,939
One of these.
427
00:20:20,748 --> 00:20:21,737
Hey.
428
00:20:21,849 --> 00:20:22,809
I'm Lance. Lance Truman.
429
00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,408
I'm your new quarterback.
430
00:20:24,519 --> 00:20:26,851
Word of advice, quarterback.
431
00:20:26,955 --> 00:20:30,023
You just give me the damn ball,
and you stay out of my way.
432
00:20:30,124 --> 00:20:31,386
This my team.
433
00:20:31,492 --> 00:20:32,789
This my turf.
434
00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:35,226
And this...
435
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,059
This my...
436
00:20:37,165 --> 00:20:38,757
My Little Pony collection.
437
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:41,391
Rainbow Dash, first edition.
438
00:20:41,502 --> 00:20:42,799
Still in the box, bitch.
439
00:20:42,904 --> 00:20:44,462
Huddle up! Listen up!
440
00:20:44,572 --> 00:20:45,971
Sit down.
441
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,973
Been doing
a little bit of research.
442
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,978
Turns out...
443
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,878
Every single one of you made
the dean's list last semester.
444
00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:56,075
Yeah!
445
00:20:56,184 --> 00:21:00,348
And I got to say, gang...
446
00:21:00,455 --> 00:21:03,322
I will not stand
for this bullshit!
447
00:21:04,192 --> 00:21:06,854
Now, if we're gonna be winners,
448
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:10,761
I'm gonna need
a commitment from you.
449
00:21:10,865 --> 00:21:14,130
So we're all gonna sign
a little contract.
450
00:21:15,503 --> 00:21:17,937
Why don't you pass those out.
451
00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:21,531
I want to start seeing D's...
452
00:21:21,643 --> 00:21:23,941
And F's.
453
00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,172
I want you to cut class.
454
00:21:26,281 --> 00:21:28,647
I want academic probation.
455
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:33,312
When I walk in that locker room,
I want to smell reefer.
456
00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:35,446
I want phone calls
in the middle of the night.
457
00:21:35,556 --> 00:21:37,649
To bail you horn dogs
out of jail.
458
00:21:37,759 --> 00:21:39,056
I want felonies,
459
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,991
Lawsuits,
460
00:21:41,095 --> 00:21:44,326
Sexual harassment allegations.
461
00:21:44,432 --> 00:21:47,458
I want you to start acting like
ballplayers, for Christ sake!
462
00:21:47,568 --> 00:21:49,399
Hey! Hey!
463
00:21:49,504 --> 00:21:53,338
Anybody got a problem, you
better speak up right and now!
464
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:57,808
You know what I think
of your contract, Coach?
465
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,529
You got a lot of anger, son.
466
00:22:19,634 --> 00:22:22,000
That's 'cause I'm from somewhere
you can't even imagine.
467
00:22:22,103 --> 00:22:23,263
The skreets.
468
00:22:23,371 --> 00:22:25,464
Dude, you grew up
two houses down from me.
469
00:22:25,573 --> 00:22:27,006
We lived in the same cul-De-Sac.
470
00:22:27,108 --> 00:22:28,974
Which is a dead-End skreet,
471
00:22:29,078 --> 00:22:31,012
And no hope of ever getting out.
472
00:22:31,113 --> 00:22:33,354
Unless you turn around in
this one guy's driveway, and...
473
00:22:33,449 --> 00:22:35,110
He didn't like that, so...
474
00:22:35,217 --> 00:22:36,946
It became this whole thing.
475
00:22:37,052 --> 00:22:38,713
You don't like my rules...
476
00:22:38,821 --> 00:22:40,721
George Johnson, is it?
477
00:22:42,991 --> 00:22:46,017
- Ooh.
- Uh-Oh.
478
00:22:46,128 --> 00:22:48,187
It's pronounced Jorge Juanson,
479
00:22:48,297 --> 00:22:50,765
And no, I don't
like your contract.
480
00:22:50,866 --> 00:22:52,800
And I don't like you,
either, ese.
481
00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:55,267
You want to take
a swing at me, kid?
482
00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:56,736
Then do it.
483
00:22:56,839 --> 00:22:58,898
Punch me.
484
00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:00,406
Go on.
485
00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:02,136
Unless you're afraid.
486
00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:04,542
Ooh! Oh!
487
00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:13,686
That it?
488
00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:15,313
Had enough?
489
00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:18,417
Here's your tooth, Coach.
490
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:19,619
Thanks.
491
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,458
Well... look who's here.
492
00:23:27,569 --> 00:23:30,060
She looks skinny...
493
00:23:30,172 --> 00:23:31,264
Fat.
494
00:23:31,373 --> 00:23:32,499
Her leotard's cute...
495
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:33,666
Yuck.
496
00:23:33,776 --> 00:23:35,471
Yeah. She's pretty...
497
00:23:35,577 --> 00:23:36,805
Hot.
498
00:23:38,347 --> 00:23:39,712
I mean...
499
00:23:39,815 --> 00:23:41,976
I would like to smother her.
500
00:23:42,084 --> 00:23:43,142
Yeah.
501
00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:44,412
With my breasts.
502
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,918
She never could stick it.
503
00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,997
God, she could stick me.
504
00:24:30,098 --> 00:24:31,861
Hi.
505
00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:33,457
I'm Lance.
506
00:24:33,569 --> 00:24:35,935
So, um, what are you, like...
507
00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:37,630
The laundry man?
508
00:24:37,739 --> 00:24:39,331
No, I just joined
the football team.
509
00:24:39,441 --> 00:24:41,432
Me and a few guys from
the team work here.
510
00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:43,477
A few hours a week,
make some extra cash.
511
00:24:43,579 --> 00:24:44,637
That's kind of brutal.
512
00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:47,681
Well... it's got its perks.
513
00:24:59,228 --> 00:25:02,629
Anyway, um... I was wondering,
514
00:25:02,731 --> 00:25:04,961
Would you like to
go out sometime?
515
00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:07,160
No.
516
00:25:07,269 --> 00:25:08,793
Why not?
517
00:25:08,904 --> 00:25:10,565
'Cause I'm not
looking for a man.
518
00:25:10,672 --> 00:25:11,798
Huh?
519
00:25:11,907 --> 00:25:13,169
I already have one.
520
00:25:13,275 --> 00:25:15,072
Oh.
521
00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:21,882
What's up, baby?
522
00:25:21,984 --> 00:25:23,849
Let's go get something to eat,
523
00:25:23,952 --> 00:25:25,419
'Cause a brother's starvin'.
524
00:25:25,521 --> 00:25:26,613
I already ate.
525
00:25:26,722 --> 00:25:28,121
Don't call me baby.
526
00:25:28,223 --> 00:25:29,986
Makes me feel like an object.
527
00:25:30,092 --> 00:25:31,252
I'm sorry.
528
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:33,828
He was talking to me.
529
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:35,487
Come on, baby.
530
00:25:37,132 --> 00:25:39,896
Boy got laundry to do.
531
00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:48,238
Some guys have all the luck.
532
00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:51,542
Oh, yeah.
533
00:25:52,714 --> 00:25:54,614
Hey, gang.
534
00:25:54,716 --> 00:25:56,877
Gather around-
I want to show you something.
535
00:25:58,353 --> 00:26:00,344
This is my old bucket.
536
00:26:00,455 --> 00:26:03,253
From my own
college-Playing days.
537
00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:05,258
I was a fullback.
538
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:07,453
Short-Yardage specialist.
539
00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:09,656
For the Loserville Golden Oafers.
540
00:26:09,765 --> 00:26:11,824
They'd bring me in in
goal line situations mostly,
541
00:26:11,934 --> 00:26:13,731
You know, the Hammerhead
to punch it in.
542
00:26:13,835 --> 00:26:15,826
Yo, how many
touchdowns you score?
543
00:26:15,938 --> 00:26:16,905
Nada, zilch.
544
00:26:17,005 --> 00:26:18,973
Zero, not one.
545
00:26:19,074 --> 00:26:21,406
Boy...
546
00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:24,809
I'd give anything
for one last shot.
547
00:26:24,913 --> 00:26:26,403
Why didn't you score, Coach?
548
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,574
Quick answer: No talent.
549
00:26:28,684 --> 00:26:30,117
In the big picture,
550
00:26:30,218 --> 00:26:32,686
We didn't play as a team.
551
00:26:32,788 --> 00:26:35,814
Now, there's one week
before our first game.
552
00:26:35,924 --> 00:26:39,223
We've got to be one body,
one heartbeat.
553
00:26:39,328 --> 00:26:41,159
Now, who do you play for?
554
00:26:41,263 --> 00:26:42,252
The Comebacks!
555
00:26:42,364 --> 00:26:43,626
Trotter.
556
00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:44,960
Who?
557
00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:46,034
The Comebacks!
558
00:26:46,134 --> 00:26:47,362
Trotter!
559
00:26:49,938 --> 00:26:51,735
Sorry, gang, but we are a team.
560
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,603
If I've got to bust his hump,
561
00:26:53,709 --> 00:26:55,836
I've got to bust
all of your humps.
562
00:26:55,944 --> 00:26:56,933
- Come on, man!
- Complaining's not.
563
00:26:57,045 --> 00:26:58,103
Gonna make a difference-
564
00:26:58,213 --> 00:26:59,305
It's hump-Busting time.
565
00:27:01,149 --> 00:27:04,482
Right! Dig! That's it!
566
00:27:04,586 --> 00:27:06,554
That's my team!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
567
00:27:06,655 --> 00:27:08,714
Ooh! Ow! Ah!
568
00:27:08,824 --> 00:27:10,621
Randinger!
569
00:27:10,726 --> 00:27:13,354
Stop goofing around!
570
00:27:13,462 --> 00:27:15,726
Get up here!
571
00:27:26,742 --> 00:27:28,767
Oh, my God.
572
00:27:30,445 --> 00:27:35,178
Survive on the ice,
you can survive anywhere.
573
00:27:39,621 --> 00:27:40,610
Yeah!
574
00:27:40,722 --> 00:27:43,054
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
575
00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:45,884
Yeah!
576
00:27:45,994 --> 00:27:49,623
If you can dodge a wrench,
577
00:27:49,731 --> 00:27:51,323
You can dodge a tackler.
578
00:27:56,905 --> 00:27:59,203
Same thing goes for a firearm.
579
00:28:05,681 --> 00:28:08,241
Did I dodge it?
580
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:10,477
Walk it off.
581
00:28:13,855 --> 00:28:15,516
All right, listen up.
582
00:28:17,059 --> 00:28:19,254
No one's going home today.
583
00:28:19,361 --> 00:28:22,592
Until one of you
can knock me down.
584
00:28:33,742 --> 00:28:35,972
Okay, everybody hit the showers.
585
00:28:36,078 --> 00:28:38,342
Who do you play for?!
Comebacks!
586
00:28:38,447 --> 00:28:41,075
Trotter! Trotter!
587
00:28:42,651 --> 00:28:44,175
All right, good!
588
00:28:44,286 --> 00:28:45,947
You're finally a team!
589
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:51,884
Except for you, Randy-
You'll be riding the pine.
590
00:28:51,993 --> 00:28:55,929
Oh, come on Coach.
I'll give you a rim job.
591
00:28:58,567 --> 00:29:00,558
I work down at the car wash
on the weekends.
592
00:29:00,669 --> 00:29:02,569
I'll have your wheels sparkling
in no time.
593
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:04,730
Car wash-Right.
594
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,241
Sometimes I think
I might have a dirty mind.
595
00:29:09,945 --> 00:29:12,379
First, highlights
of last night's title-Card bout.
596
00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:14,312
Featuring a courageous
comeback attempt.
597
00:29:14,416 --> 00:29:17,010
From the 93-Year-Old
Rocky Balboa.
598
00:29:39,541 --> 00:29:41,566
Hey, fellas.
599
00:29:43,211 --> 00:29:44,405
Name's Lambeau Fields.
600
00:29:44,513 --> 00:29:47,209
Just thought I'd drop by
and introduce myself.
601
00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:49,374
Oh, we know who you are.
602
00:29:49,484 --> 00:29:52,817
We know all about
you and your contract.
603
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:56,049
And your plans for our team.
604
00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,651
We want you to know something,
605
00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:02,627
Coach.
606
00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:05,529
We think that's terrific! We do!
607
00:30:08,336 --> 00:30:10,236
But if you think
you can try using.
608
00:30:10,338 --> 00:30:14,240
Unconventional training methods
and crazy game plans...
609
00:30:17,779 --> 00:30:19,838
- We support that 100 percent.
- Yeah, we do.
610
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:21,176
We do.
611
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,650
But if you should play
that first game...
612
00:30:27,756 --> 00:30:29,883
And lose...
613
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:35,491
Aw, heck, there's always
another game after that.
614
00:30:35,597 --> 00:30:37,997
- There's so many games in a season!
- They play a lot!
615
00:30:40,769 --> 00:30:42,964
I can't tell you how relieved
that makes me feel, so...
616
00:30:43,071 --> 00:30:45,471
Well, good. But if you should
lose that second game,
617
00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:48,008
We'll tie you to a tree
and pour pig's blood.
618
00:30:48,109 --> 00:30:50,873
All over your ass and let
the coyotes have at you.
619
00:30:58,019 --> 00:31:00,010
Good luck on your
first game tomorrow.
620
00:31:00,121 --> 00:31:02,885
- Like some coffee?
- Begging for mercy.
621
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,515
- Oh, drink up now.
- Sure.
622
00:31:04,626 --> 00:31:07,390
- Oh, we brew it fresh here.
- I'd be honored if you held my gun.
623
00:31:07,495 --> 00:31:09,246
Oh, go ahead and
take a try with that.
624
00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:09,588
Yeah.
625
00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:12,292
- It's real good.
- Careful, it's hot.
626
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,130
Well, I'm just-
627
00:31:15,237 --> 00:31:18,695
- Heh, Hey, shooter!
- Use that to stir it.
628
00:31:18,807 --> 00:31:20,206
You can have the whole thing-
629
00:31:20,308 --> 00:31:22,538
Put the weapon down.
Put the weapon down.
630
00:31:22,644 --> 00:31:26,376
And Coach heard
their message loud and clear.
631
00:31:26,482 --> 00:31:29,542
You see this was a town
that loved its football.
632
00:31:29,652 --> 00:31:31,916
A brisk Saturday in autumn.
633
00:31:32,021 --> 00:31:33,784
Was like a holiday
for these folks.
634
00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:36,415
The whole town
shut down on game day.
635
00:31:36,525 --> 00:31:39,323
Everyone in Heartland,
and I mean everyone,
636
00:31:39,428 --> 00:31:40,895
Was at the game.
637
00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:42,760
Here they are,
638
00:31:42,865 --> 00:31:46,301
Your Heartland State
University Comebacks!
639
00:31:53,242 --> 00:31:54,971
Hi, honey!
640
00:31:55,077 --> 00:31:56,135
Good luck!
641
00:31:56,245 --> 00:31:58,440
What's going on?
Where is everyone?
642
00:31:58,547 --> 00:31:59,479
They're all two towns over.
643
00:31:59,582 --> 00:32:00,708
At the University of Texas game.
644
00:32:00,816 --> 00:32:03,250
Hey, the Longhorns just scored!
645
00:32:03,352 --> 00:32:06,082
And here comes the visiting team,
646
00:32:06,188 --> 00:32:09,351
The Boner State Trojans!
647
00:32:17,566 --> 00:32:19,625
These Trojans are tough.
648
00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:21,828
They're rock-Hard on offense!
649
00:32:21,938 --> 00:32:24,463
They've got a stiff defense!
650
00:32:24,573 --> 00:32:26,734
They'll exploit
any opening they see.
651
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:31,245
And if they get in a groove,
they can score all night long,
652
00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,907
Any which way they want.
653
00:32:34,016 --> 00:32:38,180
You can't lay down or they
are really gonna pound us.
654
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:41,051
- Season ticket holders coming through!
- Right here!
655
00:32:41,157 --> 00:32:42,488
12 years running!
656
00:32:42,591 --> 00:32:44,058
That's right!
657
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,685
47-Yard line, bitch!
658
00:33:02,645 --> 00:33:05,045
All right, we can do it.
659
00:33:05,147 --> 00:33:08,981
And the Heartland State University.
660
00:33:09,085 --> 00:33:11,144
Football season is...
661
00:33:12,922 --> 00:33:16,756
...as bad as it was last year.
662
00:33:24,934 --> 00:33:26,697
Team, hut!
663
00:33:39,048 --> 00:33:41,380
This is so humiliating.
664
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,620
Comebacks rule!
665
00:33:49,959 --> 00:33:54,123
End of the first,
Comebacks trail by 17.
666
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:56,357
Here comes Trotter.
667
00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:58,365
Here comes Trotter.
668
00:34:00,002 --> 00:34:02,766
You missed the whole first quarter.
Where have you been?
669
00:34:02,872 --> 00:34:06,137
Get off my back, Coach.
I was doing a thing.
670
00:34:06,242 --> 00:34:07,800
Me.
671
00:34:07,910 --> 00:34:11,778
And remember, Dad, he's black.
672
00:34:11,881 --> 00:34:14,782
Black as a Mississippi
August night.
673
00:34:16,018 --> 00:34:17,542
All right, Trotter.
674
00:34:17,653 --> 00:34:19,621
You're on the bench
for the rest of the game.
675
00:34:19,722 --> 00:34:22,054
If you're ever late again,
you're off my squad.
676
00:34:22,158 --> 00:34:24,285
Whatever, Coach.
I'm all you got and you know it.
677
00:34:24,393 --> 00:34:26,293
I think you're forgetting
about someone.
678
00:34:26,395 --> 00:34:28,260
The future of this team.
679
00:34:28,364 --> 00:34:31,094
And his name is ACL Tear.
680
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,692
Coach, you know,
I've been thinking,
681
00:34:34,804 --> 00:34:37,034
You might start to jinx me
if you keep calling me,
682
00:34:37,139 --> 00:34:38,800
Uh, that name.
683
00:34:38,908 --> 00:34:40,205
Nonsense.
684
00:34:40,309 --> 00:34:42,368
Now, get out there,
ACL, and tear it up.
685
00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:43,638
Tear it up good.
686
00:34:43,746 --> 00:34:44,940
All right, Coach.
687
00:34:45,047 --> 00:34:45,843
Go get 'em, Tear.
688
00:34:45,948 --> 00:34:47,074
Let's go, Comebacks-
689
00:34:47,183 --> 00:34:48,946
Execution, execution.
690
00:34:51,687 --> 00:34:54,417
Green 80!
691
00:34:54,523 --> 00:34:56,582
Green 80! Set. Hut.
692
00:34:57,993 --> 00:35:00,188
Go.
693
00:35:00,296 --> 00:35:01,923
Go!
694
00:35:03,299 --> 00:35:04,596
Ooh!
695
00:35:25,387 --> 00:35:27,855
Nothing can stop him!
Nothing can stop this kid!
696
00:35:46,041 --> 00:35:48,566
'At a way, ACL Tear-
Shake it off.
697
00:35:48,677 --> 00:35:50,872
- Way to take a hit from a bus, dude.
- That's right.
698
00:36:13,335 --> 00:36:16,168
Final score: Trojans 83,
699
00:36:16,272 --> 00:36:18,672
Comebacks 0.
700
00:36:24,914 --> 00:36:26,313
Hold this.
701
00:36:26,415 --> 00:36:29,179
What did I tell you about
dropping the ball?
702
00:36:29,285 --> 00:36:31,185
Dad, I only fumbled
a couple of times.
703
00:36:31,287 --> 00:36:32,481
A couple!
704
00:36:32,588 --> 00:36:34,389
Why don't you tell
Maddonald here just exactly.
705
00:36:34,423 --> 00:36:35,822
How many times you fumbled?
706
00:36:35,925 --> 00:36:36,648
Two.
707
00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:38,750
Two! Two times!
708
00:36:38,861 --> 00:36:40,590
Is that what you call "a couple"?
709
00:36:40,696 --> 00:36:42,755
Actually, Dad, two is a couple.
710
00:36:42,865 --> 00:36:45,026
This conversation is over!
711
00:36:45,134 --> 00:36:48,365
Come on. Loser!
712
00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:50,370
You can kiss my ass.
713
00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:00,705
Coach?
714
00:37:03,686 --> 00:37:06,382
You have been sitting
in here for hours.
715
00:37:06,488 --> 00:37:10,515
I've just got a few more
films to go through.
716
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:13,424
Can't you watch them tomorrow?
717
00:37:13,529 --> 00:37:15,326
Not if I want my
team to be ready.
718
00:37:15,431 --> 00:37:16,921
To play the Titans next week.
719
00:37:19,768 --> 00:37:21,929
It's starting again, Coach.
720
00:37:22,037 --> 00:37:23,026
Hmm?
721
00:37:23,138 --> 00:37:25,902
You're ignoring me, this family.
722
00:37:26,008 --> 00:37:27,100
I am not.
723
00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:28,506
Oh, please!
724
00:37:28,611 --> 00:37:31,307
You have sat in here night after night,
forgetting about me.
725
00:37:31,413 --> 00:37:33,881
And everything
that matters to you.
726
00:37:33,983 --> 00:37:37,111
Ignoring us is-Is something
that you've never been able to resist,
727
00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:40,916
Like a make-Your-Own-Taco bar
or midget wrestling.
728
00:37:41,023 --> 00:37:42,320
Jesus, Barb.
729
00:37:42,424 --> 00:37:44,756
This is my last shot.
730
00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:46,452
These films matter.
731
00:37:46,562 --> 00:37:49,588
I need them to become
a better coach, to win.
732
00:37:49,698 --> 00:37:51,666
I just don't see how watching.
733
00:37:51,767 --> 00:37:54,497
Man-On-Man porn
makes you a better coach.
734
00:37:54,603 --> 00:37:57,094
Why must everyone
question my method?
735
00:37:57,206 --> 00:38:00,232
Why does it have to be so hard core?
736
00:38:00,342 --> 00:38:03,277
Once again, my method!
737
00:38:03,379 --> 00:38:05,176
Can you knock it off, I Pod?
738
00:38:05,281 --> 00:38:06,543
It's a DVD, for God's sakes.
739
00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:29,533
It's open.
740
00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:35,203
Hey, um...
741
00:38:35,311 --> 00:38:37,006
Hi.
742
00:38:37,112 --> 00:38:38,841
- I was just, um...
- I get it.
743
00:38:38,947 --> 00:38:42,178
Practicing ballet will help
with your footwork in the pocket?
744
00:38:42,284 --> 00:38:43,546
Exactly.
745
00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:46,553
It's the footwork in the pocket.
746
00:38:46,655 --> 00:38:48,316
Um...
747
00:38:48,424 --> 00:38:49,948
Yeah, what's up?
748
00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:51,720
I'm supposed to give you these.
749
00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:53,920
Oh, okay.
750
00:38:54,029 --> 00:38:57,328
The Gridiron Gangbang.
751
00:38:57,433 --> 00:38:59,833
The Bad News Bare Asses.
752
00:38:59,935 --> 00:39:01,493
The Longest Nards.
753
00:39:03,806 --> 00:39:05,774
- His method.
- His method. Yeah.
754
00:39:05,874 --> 00:39:07,637
What's that all about?
755
00:39:07,743 --> 00:39:10,075
What? Oh, this?
756
00:39:10,179 --> 00:39:11,612
My dad thought it might help me.
757
00:39:11,714 --> 00:39:13,614
Hold onto the ball
for next game.
758
00:39:13,716 --> 00:39:16,776
Does it hurt?
759
00:39:16,885 --> 00:39:19,217
I'm kind of used to it.
760
00:39:19,321 --> 00:39:22,688
So he's done this before?
761
00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:25,021
Yeah.
762
00:39:29,765 --> 00:39:31,596
Yeah.
763
00:39:33,202 --> 00:39:35,602
There, that'll keep
you from letting go.
764
00:39:38,073 --> 00:39:42,476
Hey, look out for the tr-
765
00:39:42,578 --> 00:39:43,649
Don't worry about it.
766
00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,945
They're baby teeth.
You'll grow new ones.
767
00:39:46,048 --> 00:39:48,983
Happy 12th birthday, Lance.
768
00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:51,211
There you go. Drink up.
769
00:39:56,091 --> 00:39:58,525
Let's get out of here.
Let's go to a bar or something.
770
00:40:17,112 --> 00:40:19,603
The thing is, it's all my fault.
771
00:40:19,715 --> 00:40:22,742
I got a great arm,
but I keep dropping the ball.
772
00:40:22,852 --> 00:40:24,683
I always have.
773
00:40:24,788 --> 00:40:26,756
I mean, I don't know how to fix it.
774
00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:29,051
See?
775
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:30,751
You have no idea what it's like.
776
00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:33,124
To have a father whose
entire world is sports.
777
00:40:33,229 --> 00:40:36,289
Oh, you think so?
778
00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:42,599
Mom, go long. Go long.
779
00:40:43,873 --> 00:40:46,637
- Close your eyes.
- Right?
780
00:40:46,743 --> 00:40:49,473
Don't want you to see...
781
00:40:49,579 --> 00:40:52,412
That's my girl, straight A's!
782
00:40:52,515 --> 00:40:53,948
Straight A's!
783
00:40:54,050 --> 00:40:56,314
Let's just say it.
784
00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:03,892
Where are we going?
785
00:41:03,993 --> 00:41:06,427
Illegal use of the hands.
786
00:41:06,529 --> 00:41:09,498
- Have we gone too far?
- Game over.
787
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:13,035
Have we gone too far?
788
00:41:13,136 --> 00:41:14,899
Wow.
789
00:41:15,004 --> 00:41:16,266
I had no idea.
790
00:41:16,372 --> 00:41:19,034
Have we gone too far?
791
00:41:19,142 --> 00:41:22,475
I thought that I had the
craziest sports dad ever.
792
00:41:22,579 --> 00:41:24,046
Me, too.
793
00:41:24,147 --> 00:41:26,672
Just close your eyes.
794
00:41:26,783 --> 00:41:28,250
What a surprise.
795
00:41:28,351 --> 00:41:29,613
Till we get there.
796
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,813
You won't know where.
797
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:34,253
See you around
798
00:41:34,357 --> 00:41:36,257
I hope I see you around.
799
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:37,656
Just close your eyes.
800
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,250
The way I always do.
801
00:41:39,362 --> 00:41:42,923
It's always a surprise.
802
00:41:43,032 --> 00:41:44,499
To be with you.
803
00:41:44,601 --> 00:41:47,764
You won't know where...
804
00:41:47,871 --> 00:41:49,361
Wow.
805
00:41:49,472 --> 00:41:52,168
They look just like footballs.
806
00:41:58,448 --> 00:41:59,472
Oh.
807
00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,748
Oh.
808
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,289
No, wait.
809
00:42:12,395 --> 00:42:13,760
- I, I can't do this.
- No.
810
00:42:13,863 --> 00:42:14,955
Yeah, it's okay,
I can hold onto them.
811
00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:16,156
- No, really, I...
- No, just give me a chance.
812
00:42:16,266 --> 00:42:17,358
It's all wrong.
813
00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:18,456
I have a boyfriend.
814
00:42:18,568 --> 00:42:20,195
- Yeah, I know.
- So I have to... go.
815
00:42:20,303 --> 00:42:22,294
No! I...
816
00:42:22,405 --> 00:42:25,670
Um, Michelle, I... I need
to tell you something.
817
00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:27,504
Michelle.
818
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,981
Out of my way, fat ass.
819
00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:42,057
You finally decide to block
something and it's my locker?
820
00:42:42,158 --> 00:42:44,058
I was just going to
drop off an invitation.
821
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,287
To my birthday party.
822
00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:49,263
FYI, there's going
to be a petting zoo.
823
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,124
Nice.
824
00:42:52,235 --> 00:42:53,998
Score one for Trotter,
825
00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:56,196
Which is one more
than he had yesterday.
826
00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:57,739
Ooh...
827
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,831
Look, man, why don't you just
pretend this whole thing.
828
00:42:59,943 --> 00:43:01,877
Is a football...
and just drop it?
829
00:43:01,978 --> 00:43:04,742
Ooh!
830
00:43:04,847 --> 00:43:07,145
Why don't you act like a barbell
and get benched?
831
00:43:09,919 --> 00:43:12,217
Why don't you pretend this
whole thing is a basket.
832
00:43:12,322 --> 00:43:14,119
Full of groceries
and get sacked?
833
00:43:16,125 --> 00:43:17,854
Hey, hey!
834
00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:19,895
Why don't you act like my parents,
835
00:43:19,996 --> 00:43:22,863
Go upstairs
and have some makeup sex?
836
00:43:22,966 --> 00:43:24,593
- Huh?
- What?
837
00:43:45,321 --> 00:43:47,118
Hey!
838
00:43:48,524 --> 00:43:51,425
Knock it off! Knock it off!
839
00:43:51,527 --> 00:43:53,358
Yeah.
840
00:43:54,430 --> 00:43:56,330
Now, you listen to me.
841
00:43:56,432 --> 00:43:58,024
This is a team.
842
00:43:58,134 --> 00:44:00,864
And the only way
we're going to win.
843
00:44:00,970 --> 00:44:03,234
Is when you start
acting like one.
844
00:44:03,339 --> 00:44:06,001
And you can sure as hell bet
that no one is leaving.
845
00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:08,771
This locker room
until you understand.
846
00:44:08,878 --> 00:44:12,974
What being a team is all about.
847
00:44:18,021 --> 00:44:20,546
Coach is right.
848
00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:23,217
We got to start believing
in each other.
849
00:44:23,326 --> 00:44:25,055
Like brothers.
850
00:44:25,161 --> 00:44:27,561
That's the only way
we're going to win.
851
00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:29,222
Please.
852
00:44:29,332 --> 00:44:32,267
You'll never be my brother.
853
00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:36,866
Si, es la verdad.
854
00:44:36,973 --> 00:44:39,339
We're all too different.
855
00:44:39,442 --> 00:44:42,206
Nothing in this world could
bring this team together.
856
00:44:55,024 --> 00:44:58,516
♪ Just a small-Town girl ♪
857
00:44:58,628 --> 00:45:03,224
♪ Living in a lonely world ♪
858
00:45:03,332 --> 00:45:09,396
♪ She took a midnight
train going anywhere ♪
859
00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:15,171
♪ Just a city boy ♪
860
00:45:15,278 --> 00:45:19,908
♪ Born and raised
in South Detroit ♪
861
00:45:20,016 --> 00:45:25,921
♪ He took the midnight train
going anywhere! ♪
862
00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:31,357
♪ A singer in a smoky room ♪
863
00:45:31,461 --> 00:45:35,090
♪ The smell of wine
and cheap perfume ♪
864
00:45:35,198 --> 00:45:37,894
♪ For a smile,
they can share the night ♪
865
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,801
♪ It goes on and on
and on and on ♪
866
00:45:42,905 --> 00:45:47,604
♪ Strangers waiting ♪
867
00:45:47,710 --> 00:45:51,339
♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
868
00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:57,386
♪ Their shadows searching
in the night ♪
869
00:45:58,755 --> 00:46:04,022
♪ Streetlight people ♪
870
00:46:04,127 --> 00:46:06,994
♪ Livin' just to find emotion ♪
871
00:46:07,096 --> 00:46:08,654
♪ Hiding ♪
872
00:46:08,765 --> 00:46:14,499
♪ Somewhere in the night ♪
873
00:46:23,279 --> 00:46:27,272
♪ Strangers waiting ♪
874
00:46:27,383 --> 00:46:30,682
♪ Up and down the boulevard ♪
875
00:46:30,787 --> 00:46:34,314
♪ Their shadows searching ♪
876
00:46:34,423 --> 00:46:39,759
♪ In the night ♪
877
00:46:39,862 --> 00:46:44,231
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪
878
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:47,325
♪ Hold on to that feeling ♪
879
00:46:47,436 --> 00:46:55,366
♪ Streetlight people ♪
880
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:59,938
♪ Don't stop believin' ♪
881
00:47:00,049 --> 00:47:03,485
♪ Hold on ♪
882
00:47:03,586 --> 00:47:05,611
♪ Streetlight... ♪
883
00:47:05,721 --> 00:47:08,246
And the booster club
laughed at me when I demanded.
884
00:47:08,357 --> 00:47:11,053
A smoke machine and laser lights
for the locker room.
885
00:47:14,964 --> 00:47:17,558
All right, gather 'round, take a knee.
886
00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:21,728
Got a letter here from
a little boy named Bobby Taylor.
887
00:47:21,838 --> 00:47:25,604
The kid's sick, real sick.
888
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:30,111
Probably won't make it
through the night.
889
00:47:30,213 --> 00:47:32,841
Goddamn it.
890
00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:36,282
Bobby has one last dying wish.
891
00:47:36,385 --> 00:47:39,912
That's for the opposing team
to win this game.
892
00:47:40,022 --> 00:47:41,956
Now, we gonna let Bobby
get his wish?
893
00:47:42,058 --> 00:47:43,423
No!
894
00:47:43,526 --> 00:47:45,756
What do we want him to do?
Die sad!
895
00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:47,921
- Can't hear you.
- Die sad!
896
00:47:48,030 --> 00:47:50,624
Get out there...
897
00:48:11,754 --> 00:48:13,355
- Let's go, Comebacks.
- Yeah, Comebacks.
898
00:48:13,422 --> 00:48:14,980
- Who are they playing?
- Uh, I don't know, the Titans?
899
00:48:15,091 --> 00:48:16,388
Do you remember them?
900
00:48:16,492 --> 00:48:17,532
No, I don't, 'cause
they're forgettable.
901
00:48:17,533 --> 00:48:18,016
Very forgettable.
902
00:48:18,127 --> 00:48:20,095
Okay, listen up.
903
00:48:20,196 --> 00:48:22,426
Since our team got integrated,
904
00:48:22,531 --> 00:48:24,863
I know a lot of you white
players are nervous.
905
00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:27,800
About losing your positions
to our faster,
906
00:48:27,904 --> 00:48:31,237
More athletic,
more talented colored boys.
907
00:48:31,340 --> 00:48:33,035
Well, you have nothing
to worry about,
908
00:48:33,142 --> 00:48:34,837
'Cause when the Titans
take the field,
909
00:48:34,944 --> 00:48:37,970
There is no black and white...
just crimson and gold,
910
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,911
- The colors of our uniform.
- Yes.
911
00:48:40,016 --> 00:48:41,677
We family.
912
00:48:41,784 --> 00:48:44,309
Starting lineup, Isaiah.
913
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:46,183
Come on.
914
00:48:46,289 --> 00:48:48,257
- Williams.
- Yeah.
915
00:48:48,357 --> 00:48:50,382
- Washington.
- Yeah.
916
00:48:50,493 --> 00:48:53,189
Washington.
917
00:48:53,296 --> 00:48:55,890
- Washington.
- Yes.
918
00:48:55,998 --> 00:48:57,226
Damn. Washington.
919
00:48:57,333 --> 00:48:58,527
Yeah.
920
00:48:58,634 --> 00:49:00,067
- Jefferson.
- Come on, Jefferson.
921
00:49:00,169 --> 00:49:02,069
Jefferson, tell your mom
I got caller I D now.
922
00:49:02,171 --> 00:49:03,729
I know it's her.
923
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:05,033
- Carter.
- Come on, Carter.
924
00:49:05,174 --> 00:49:07,438
Check his eligibility.
925
00:49:07,543 --> 00:49:09,067
- Boyer.
- Yeah.
926
00:49:09,178 --> 00:49:11,078
- LeTroy.
- Yeah! Let's do this!
927
00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:13,375
Where the hell you
think you're going?
928
00:49:13,482 --> 00:49:14,608
You said Troy.
929
00:49:14,717 --> 00:49:16,184
I said LeTroy.
930
00:49:16,285 --> 00:49:18,254
Sit your marshmallow
ass back on the bench.
931
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:21,722
White boy think he gonna
cover a receiver.
932
00:49:21,825 --> 00:49:23,690
You gonna learn,
933
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:25,523
Crack is whack
and white don't cover black!
934
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:27,859
Now let's pray.
935
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:29,865
Red and white.
936
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,696
That's right, that's right,
that's right, that's right.
937
00:49:31,802 --> 00:49:33,201
Red and white.
938
00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:34,395
Here's the kickoff,
939
00:49:34,504 --> 00:49:37,029
As the Comebacks
try to bounce back.
940
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,132
From last week's
humiliating loss.
941
00:49:43,847 --> 00:49:46,975
The ball is loose...
and Trotter recovers!
942
00:49:47,084 --> 00:49:48,813
Yes! Yes!
943
00:49:48,919 --> 00:49:51,444
- That's the way!
- Yeah, yeah! Yeah, baby.
944
00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:52,886
That's the way right there.
945
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,890
Ready, break!
946
00:50:00,664 --> 00:50:02,393
Hmm?
947
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:03,932
Mm-Hmm.
948
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,196
Hike!
949
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,271
Truman drops back.
950
00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:11,364
Touchdown Comebacks.
951
00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:16,040
Their first score of the season.
952
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:18,704
Hike!
953
00:50:22,819 --> 00:50:25,379
Juanson picks up the loose ball.
954
00:50:26,556 --> 00:50:29,548
- Touchdown!
- Whoo!
955
00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:31,092
That's how we do it.
956
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,252
All right!
957
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,456
Sorry. I hugged him
a little too hard.
958
00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:37,328
I like your badonkadonks,
by the way.
959
00:50:42,939 --> 00:50:44,406
Let's go!
960
00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,738
Set. Hut!
961
00:50:46,843 --> 00:50:49,311
Titans on the reverse.
962
00:50:50,814 --> 00:50:52,213
Ooh, what a move!
963
00:50:52,315 --> 00:50:55,751
He's to the 30, the 20, the 10!
964
00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:58,116
Another Titans touchdown.
965
00:50:58,221 --> 00:50:59,950
Are you kidding me?
966
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:09,457
Let's go get the quarterback!
Let's go!
967
00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:18,267
Yeah, I get it.
You're gonna kill me.
968
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:21,901
Wha-What's this part?
969
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:24,003
Oh, that means
he's gonna fist you too.
970
00:51:24,114 --> 00:51:26,309
Time's ticking down,
and we're still tied.
971
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,817
It all rests in the hands
of quarterback Lance Truman.
972
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,852
Blue 20.
973
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:33,946
Blue 20. Hut!
974
00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:39,028
He drops back.
975
00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:45,197
They're going long!
976
00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:50,262
Juanson's wide open.
977
00:51:50,373 --> 00:51:52,398
- He makes the catch.
- That's the way!
978
00:51:52,509 --> 00:51:55,069
Hot damn, he's on fire.
979
00:52:00,016 --> 00:52:02,678
Touchdown! The Comebacks win!
980
00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:05,084
The Comebacks win!
981
00:52:05,188 --> 00:52:06,678
Whoo-Hah!
982
00:52:22,939 --> 00:52:25,874
Oh, gee.
Oh, di, do, do, di, do.
983
00:52:27,043 --> 00:52:29,534
Whoo, you like that,
you big baby, don't you?
984
00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:31,910
- Take it like a man.
- All right!
985
00:52:32,015 --> 00:52:34,677
Heck of a job out there today!
986
00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:39,017
Except for Randy. Aww...
987
00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:41,590
You had no part in the victory.
You added nothing.
988
00:52:41,691 --> 00:52:45,149
Coach, can I play
in the next game?
989
00:52:46,463 --> 00:52:48,363
I'll toss your salad.
990
00:52:48,465 --> 00:52:51,195
Please tell me you're gonna start
chopping up lettuce and tomatoes.
991
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:52,666
I'll salute your flagpole.
992
00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:54,828
Please tell me
you're a patriot.
993
00:52:54,938 --> 00:52:57,566
I'll pack your fudge.
994
00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,768
Please tell me you're
a confectioner's assistant.
995
00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:04,404
Oh, no. I really meant I was gonna
pack your fudge and toss your salad.
996
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,712
All right, listen.
997
00:53:08,818 --> 00:53:11,116
I want you all
to go out and celebrate.
998
00:53:11,221 --> 00:53:14,315
Tear it up.
Explore your bodies.
999
00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:19,020
Lather up your nethers,
get 'em wet, sticky. Shave it.
1000
00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:21,393
Go out and get yourself
a venereal disease,
1001
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,218
Whatever it is you kids
are into these days.
1002
00:53:23,300 --> 00:53:25,734
All right, get in here.
S.T.D.'S on three.
1003
00:53:27,837 --> 00:53:30,203
- One, two, three.
- S.T.D.'S.
1004
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:46,119
The strippers are here.
1005
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:57,289
Bling-Bling.
1006
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,028
Bling-Bling, baby.
1007
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:05,367
Yo, what took you so long, ese?
1008
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:07,196
Stuff isn't easy to find
this time of night.
1009
00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:11,804
What's up, 'Seel?
1010
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:14,009
That's some good shit.
1011
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:18,287
Yeah... Now I can eat
my Fruity Flakes.
1012
00:54:35,573 --> 00:54:37,063
I'll be right back.
1013
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,838
Hey, Blue Crush,
where you been?
1014
00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:46,280
Catching some waves.
1015
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,544
I'm a total hard-Core
surfer chick.
1016
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:51,120
At night?
In the middle of Texas?
1017
00:54:51,222 --> 00:54:54,453
I told you... I'm hard-Core.
1018
00:54:58,062 --> 00:54:59,689
What's that?
1019
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,389
I'm writing
my local congressman,
1020
00:55:01,499 --> 00:55:03,626
Because I'm worried about
the rapidly decaying future.
1021
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:05,292
Of Social Security.
1022
00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:07,632
During a party? Why?
1023
00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,729
Because everyone's
labeled me rebellious,
1024
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,967
So I'm rebelling
against the rebellious label.
1025
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:14,977
By being conscientious
in rebellion.
1026
00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,569
Duh.
1027
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,320
Michelle, I can't stop
thinking about you.
1028
00:55:18,415 --> 00:55:22,044
That night when we kissed,
and I...
1029
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:23,586
Bobbled your boobies...
1030
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:26,349
I don't want to talk about it.
1031
00:55:26,457 --> 00:55:27,424
Why not?
1032
00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,356
Why won't you give me a chance?
1033
00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:31,451
Because if we went out,
1034
00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:35,658
You'd pick me up, we'd
drive out to the lake,
1035
00:55:35,766 --> 00:55:38,929
Have a little picnic,
some wine,
1036
00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:42,836
We'd lay out on
a blanket and ball.
1037
00:55:43,908 --> 00:55:47,571
And ball, ball,
ball, ball, ball.
1038
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:50,806
We'd do it over and over
for hours and hours.
1039
00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,883
And I would ride you so hard.
1040
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,383
You wouldn't be able
to walk for weeks.
1041
00:55:55,486 --> 00:55:57,215
We'd do it every day.
1042
00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:58,720
All the time.
1043
00:55:58,822 --> 00:56:01,256
Always trying new things.
1044
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,053
And different positions.
1045
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,593
Then we'd get married,
1046
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,629
Move into a nice house
and have kids.
1047
00:56:06,730 --> 00:56:08,095
Two vacations a year.
1048
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,600
One on a beach, and one
most likely in Europe,
1049
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,728
With the occasional
Africa or Asia.
1050
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:18,137
Second home on a lake,
early retirement.
1051
00:56:18,242 --> 00:56:20,733
Never tiring of
each other's bodies.
1052
00:56:20,844 --> 00:56:23,608
Or lessening
the frequency of sex.
1053
00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,878
Well, excuse me.
1054
00:56:27,985 --> 00:56:30,545
But that is not the type
of life that I would want.
1055
00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:34,548
That sounded pretty good to me.
1056
00:56:34,658 --> 00:56:36,387
Especially the balling part.
1057
00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:39,087
Hmm.
1058
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,788
You know what, Michelle?
1059
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:43,958
I bet, under that tough
exterior of yours,
1060
00:56:44,068 --> 00:56:47,560
Under all that self-Tanner
and macrame bikini,
1061
00:56:47,671 --> 00:56:51,801
There's something
very warm and soft.
1062
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,173
And pink.
1063
00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:56,610
Probably smells a little bit,
but not too much.
1064
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:03,586
I am not going to let you
sweet-Talk me, Lance Truman.
1065
00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,952
Fine.
1066
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,430
I hope you are kidding me.
1067
00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:25,838
A study group.
1068
00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,103
Please tell me.
1069
00:57:27,211 --> 00:57:28,906
This is some kind of a joke.
1070
00:57:29,013 --> 00:57:30,503
Calculus.
1071
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:31,808
Shakespeare?
1072
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:37,053
You all signed a contract.
What are you trying to do?
1073
00:57:37,154 --> 00:57:40,385
Ruin your season
before it even begins, huh?
1074
00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:43,619
No, Coach. We're simply
trying to keep up our G.P.A.S.
1075
00:57:43,727 --> 00:57:46,025
Oh, is that what you call it?
1076
00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:50,226
Mm-Hmm. You make me sick,
all of you.
1077
00:57:51,502 --> 00:57:54,300
Now, I was hoping...
1078
00:57:54,405 --> 00:57:57,465
That you kids would
have the gumption.
1079
00:57:57,574 --> 00:58:00,600
To do this on your own.
1080
00:58:00,711 --> 00:58:02,406
But, apparently,
1081
00:58:02,513 --> 00:58:06,249
I'm gonna have to
take you by the friggin' hand.
1082
00:58:06,350 --> 00:58:09,012
You won a football game!
1083
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:12,714
Everybody knows that after
you win a football game.
1084
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:16,884
You're supposed to consume
alcohol at a dangerous rate!
1085
00:58:20,564 --> 00:58:21,997
Ah!
1086
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:24,693
You should be
popping ecstasy, man!
1087
00:58:28,272 --> 00:58:31,673
Oh, yeah,
and huffin' some paint!
1088
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:35,540
What's the color?
1089
00:58:35,646 --> 00:58:37,705
Good times.
1090
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,646
Yeah.
1091
00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:42,412
Look at me now, man.
1092
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,818
Yeah, I brought all these
illegal drugs to the party...
1093
00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:50,587
In my fake Louis Vuitton bag
that's chock-Full.
1094
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:54,460
Of pirated DVDs
I got down in Chinatown.
1095
00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:56,362
Who cares, man?
1096
00:58:56,467 --> 00:59:01,131
I'm just having some fun,
because I won a football game.
1097
00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:04,969
Yeah! I'm a huge
drug-Pushing drug guy.
1098
00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:06,770
Check me out.
1099
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:13,081
Gotta have some more of that.
1100
00:59:15,018 --> 00:59:17,953
That's the right spot.
1101
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,751
Now I'm crazy wasted
with a bunch of minors.
1102
00:59:20,858 --> 00:59:22,951
And I'm taking off
all my clothes.
1103
00:59:24,161 --> 00:59:26,095
Yeah, it's cool, man.
1104
00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,720
I'm a football player.
1105
00:59:27,831 --> 00:59:30,459
That's what we do! Ow!
1106
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,932
It's the cops!
1107
00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,969
You'll never take me alive.
1108
00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:43,312
Freeze, tighty-Whities!
1109
00:59:43,414 --> 00:59:47,748
Ah! Right in my Reggie Bush!
1110
00:59:52,790 --> 00:59:58,092
Oh, come on.
You have got to be kidding me.
1111
00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:01,187
You can do it! Come on!
Get it! Get it!
1112
01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:03,459
Get it!
1113
01:00:03,567 --> 01:00:05,899
Aw! I'm sorry, Clint.
1114
01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:07,766
I couldn't get it
unstuck either.
1115
01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,532
Well, thanks for trying.
1116
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,631
I should just ask for another one,
1117
01:00:11,742 --> 01:00:16,111
- But that piece goes so well with the room.
- Mm-Hmm.
1118
01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:19,410
It does coordinate nicely
with those throw pillows.
1119
01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:24,583
- Wanna have sex again?
- No, I'm good.
1120
01:00:34,399 --> 01:00:36,094
- Who are you?
- I'm the warden.
1121
01:00:36,201 --> 01:00:37,293
You can go free.
1122
01:00:37,402 --> 01:00:40,064
If you beat me in hoops...
1123
01:00:40,171 --> 01:00:42,935
- One on one.
- Hoops?
1124
01:00:43,041 --> 01:00:45,168
Me likey.
1125
01:00:45,276 --> 01:00:46,868
I feel I should warn you.
1126
01:00:46,978 --> 01:00:49,606
I was the leading scorer
of the Jewish community center.
1127
01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:52,979
Bitty-Boy's Basketball League
three years straight.
1128
01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:59,282
Well, I think I'm gonna
spare you the humiliation.
1129
01:00:59,390 --> 01:01:01,187
And just wait to be bailed out.
1130
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,228
Psst!
1131
01:01:10,335 --> 01:01:14,066
Are you sure you
don't want to cuddle?
1132
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:16,832
And so, Coach called the only man.
1133
01:01:16,941 --> 01:01:18,806
He knew he could
always count on.
1134
01:01:18,910 --> 01:01:21,811
The man who had been by his
side through everything.
1135
01:01:21,913 --> 01:01:24,473
The only man he knew
he could trust.
1136
01:01:24,582 --> 01:01:29,042
His partner, his rock, the wind
beneath his wings-Me.
1137
01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:30,814
Thanks for coming, Freddie.
1138
01:01:30,922 --> 01:01:32,890
How long before
you can get me out?
1139
01:01:32,991 --> 01:01:35,255
I'm not going to be
able to do that, Coach.
1140
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,419
What? Why?
1141
01:01:37,529 --> 01:01:39,656
It was right about then
that Coach Fields.
1142
01:01:39,764 --> 01:01:41,391
Realized something was afoot.
1143
01:01:41,499 --> 01:01:44,229
His old friend Freddie
had betrayed him.
1144
01:01:44,335 --> 01:01:47,099
And orchestrated a most
nefarious scheme.
1145
01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:49,486
- That would allow Freddie...
- Why you talking like that?
1146
01:01:49,574 --> 01:01:51,701
Ooh, my bad.
1147
01:01:51,809 --> 01:01:53,208
But now you know, Coach.
1148
01:01:53,311 --> 01:01:55,973
The reason why I wanted you to
be head coach of the Comebacks.
1149
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,344
Is because I'm head coach.
1150
01:01:58,449 --> 01:02:01,475
Of the Lone Star State Unbeatables.
1151
01:02:01,586 --> 01:02:04,146
Coach of the number one
team in the conference.
1152
01:02:04,255 --> 01:02:05,279
Yeah. Yeah.
1153
01:02:05,390 --> 01:02:06,982
And I want it to stay that way.
1154
01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:09,719
See, I knew the Comebacks
had a shot this year.
1155
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:12,523
And I also knew, if I could
talk you back into coaching.
1156
01:02:12,630 --> 01:02:14,222
They'd sink like a stone,
1157
01:02:14,332 --> 01:02:17,301
Because that's what you do, Coach-
You lose!
1158
01:02:17,402 --> 01:02:20,496
You bastard.
1159
01:02:20,605 --> 01:02:22,300
How could you?
1160
01:02:24,509 --> 01:02:27,808
Freddie decided
it was time to go.
1161
01:02:27,912 --> 01:02:31,177
As for Coach, he had
bigger things to worry about.
1162
01:02:31,282 --> 01:02:35,013
Why, just this morning,
1163
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,952
He banged the wife
of the guy sitting next to him.
1164
01:02:38,056 --> 01:02:39,990
Come on, Turbo.
That's impossible.
1165
01:02:40,091 --> 01:02:44,460
I'm in here with you.
I'll get you for this!
1166
01:02:48,032 --> 01:02:49,624
Send a message to the warden.
1167
01:02:49,734 --> 01:02:51,634
I'll take him up
on his little offer.
1168
01:02:51,736 --> 01:02:55,001
Your interpersonal skills are horrible.
1169
01:02:55,106 --> 01:02:57,666
And you're a terrible gossip.
Everybody knows that.
1170
01:02:57,775 --> 01:03:00,505
People talk about you.
You cheat at checkers.
1171
01:03:00,612 --> 01:03:04,343
Oh, why resist it? Aah.
1172
01:03:04,449 --> 01:03:08,078
Oop da. Yeah, easy.
That's right.
1173
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:32,674
Make it, take it, be-Yotch.
1174
01:03:38,216 --> 01:03:40,343
Yeah! Come on!
Is that all you got?
1175
01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:46,313
I hope you weren't
planning on leaving today.
1176
01:03:54,666 --> 01:03:56,463
Get that shit outta here.
1177
01:03:56,567 --> 01:03:59,161
It's called skills, junior.
1178
01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:02,671
And I guess I got some. Whoa.
1179
01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:22,217
Change of rules.
1180
01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,886
Even if you win,
you're still gonna stay here.
1181
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,427
What you looking at?
I'm not getting it.
1182
01:04:31,536 --> 01:04:34,198
Fine.
1183
01:04:34,305 --> 01:04:37,536
I'll get it.
1184
01:04:43,948 --> 01:04:46,280
I got it.
1185
01:04:46,384 --> 01:04:47,612
Hurry up!
1186
01:04:56,761 --> 01:04:58,786
Shit.
1187
01:05:06,571 --> 01:05:09,096
All right, gang, today we play
the Friday Night Lights.
1188
01:05:09,207 --> 01:05:11,266
They're one of the best teams
in the conference.
1189
01:05:11,375 --> 01:05:13,900
I'm not going to lie to you.
1190
01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,945
There's a lot of drama
going on over there.
1191
01:05:16,047 --> 01:05:18,811
Just found out that
Rick fell off the wagon.
1192
01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:20,349
He's drinking again.
1193
01:05:20,451 --> 01:05:21,975
And Lyla is cheating on Jason.
1194
01:05:22,086 --> 01:05:23,815
With Tim, if you can believe that.
1195
01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,185
Smash can't control his temper,
1196
01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:27,951
And I just found out.
1197
01:05:28,059 --> 01:05:28,957
That last night,
1198
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:30,152
Billy and Tyra.
1199
01:05:30,261 --> 01:05:32,092
Had a pre-Homecoming party.
1200
01:05:32,196 --> 01:05:34,289
And it got broken
up by the cops,
1201
01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:36,662
Which means, for us...
1202
01:05:36,768 --> 01:05:39,328
Automatic victory-
They're not gonna make it!
1203
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,704
Rock n' roll!
1204
01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,290
Blue, 22! Hike!
1205
01:07:20,504 --> 01:07:21,562
- Hey.
- Hey, Coach.
1206
01:07:21,672 --> 01:07:24,004
- How's it going, Coach?
- Good game, guys.
1207
01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:26,133
Thanks.
1208
01:07:54,688 --> 01:07:58,283
Oh, for the love of the game.
1209
01:08:17,845 --> 01:08:19,608
We all remember that touching story.
1210
01:08:19,713 --> 01:08:21,510
Of the autistic high school boy.
1211
01:08:21,615 --> 01:08:23,276
Who was finally
given his chance to play.
1212
01:08:23,383 --> 01:08:25,647
This amazing story
has inspired people.
1213
01:08:25,753 --> 01:08:27,414
From all different
walks of life.
1214
01:08:27,521 --> 01:08:29,182
Last night,
at Cleveland General Hospital,
1215
01:08:29,289 --> 01:08:32,258
Dr. Edmund Grand allowed Billy,
a longtime orderly,
1216
01:08:32,359 --> 01:08:34,827
A chance at his dream.
1217
01:08:34,928 --> 01:08:36,953
Touching story
out of Cleveland.
1218
01:08:37,064 --> 01:08:39,498
Time of death-8:05.
1219
01:08:40,801 --> 01:08:42,996
There you are.
1220
01:08:43,103 --> 01:08:44,195
Well...
1221
01:08:48,342 --> 01:08:52,540
Tonight should be the greatest
night of my life, Barb.
1222
01:08:52,646 --> 01:08:55,877
But those kids,
they still just don't get it.
1223
01:08:57,451 --> 01:08:59,282
Who's that?
1224
01:08:59,386 --> 01:09:01,081
Who's who?
1225
01:09:01,188 --> 01:09:02,780
That guy in the bed with you.
1226
01:09:02,890 --> 01:09:04,983
Right there.
1227
01:09:05,092 --> 01:09:07,686
Oh... um...
1228
01:09:07,795 --> 01:09:09,490
I didn't think you'd mind.
1229
01:09:09,596 --> 01:09:11,496
We-We took in a foreign
exchange student.
1230
01:09:11,598 --> 01:09:13,327
He's a foreign
exchange student?
1231
01:09:13,433 --> 01:09:14,331
Uh-Huh.
1232
01:09:14,434 --> 01:09:16,061
Where you from?
1233
01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:19,304
I'm from, uh...
1234
01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:21,704
Banging-Your-Wife-Istan.
1235
01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:23,333
Where is that?
1236
01:09:23,443 --> 01:09:24,808
It's, uh...
1237
01:09:24,912 --> 01:09:27,813
It's a little south of, uh,
Doing-Barb's-Fine-Ass-Yvania.
1238
01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:32,377
All right, Coach, all right.
1239
01:09:32,486 --> 01:09:36,081
I... I just couldn't
take it anymore.
1240
01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:37,670
You were never here,
and I am a woman.
1241
01:09:37,724 --> 01:09:40,090
- In her sexual prime.
- Yeah.
1242
01:09:40,194 --> 01:09:42,458
Don't try to stop me, Coach.
1243
01:09:42,563 --> 01:09:45,726
I have finally found a man
who gives me what I need.
1244
01:09:47,768 --> 01:09:50,066
There isn't a Doing-Barb's-
1245
01:09:50,170 --> 01:09:52,400
Fine-Ass-Yvania, is there?
1246
01:09:52,506 --> 01:09:54,497
Is there?
1247
01:09:59,213 --> 01:10:01,272
Big story developing
out of Plainfolk, Texas.
1248
01:10:01,381 --> 01:10:03,212
Heartland State head coach
Lambeau Fields.
1249
01:10:03,317 --> 01:10:06,252
Is taking an unusual stance
against academic excellence.
1250
01:10:06,353 --> 01:10:08,480
He has locked his team
out of practice all week,
1251
01:10:08,589 --> 01:10:10,887
And now the squad is in danger
of forfeiting the upcoming.
1252
01:10:10,991 --> 01:10:13,255
Conference championship
at the Toilet Bowl.
1253
01:10:24,404 --> 01:10:27,896
You sure got to have some
big clankers to come in here.
1254
01:10:28,008 --> 01:10:32,206
Go ahead. Do your worst.
1255
01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:34,212
My wife left me.
1256
01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,441
Aw, hell.
1257
01:10:37,684 --> 01:10:40,983
It's my fault.
I forgot she was there.
1258
01:10:42,089 --> 01:10:45,718
Boys, if you find
that perfect gal.
1259
01:10:45,826 --> 01:10:48,556
That has all the little things,
1260
01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:50,892
And, yet, she's willing
to enhance them surgically.
1261
01:10:50,998 --> 01:10:52,795
Into bigger things.
1262
01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:55,425
And she doesn't mind
showing them to your friends.
1263
01:10:55,535 --> 01:10:57,901
At a New Year's Eve party,
1264
01:10:58,005 --> 01:10:59,165
That's a gal.
1265
01:10:59,273 --> 01:11:01,264
- Yeah.
- That's the gal.
1266
01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:04,742
Well, don't take it so hard,
poon cheeks.
1267
01:11:04,845 --> 01:11:06,813
We've all walking in
on a loved one.
1268
01:11:06,914 --> 01:11:10,111
Getting barn-Doored
by a half rack of bird doggers.
1269
01:11:10,217 --> 01:11:12,117
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we sure have.
1270
01:11:12,219 --> 01:11:13,447
Ow.
1271
01:11:13,553 --> 01:11:15,783
Hell, I remember
when my Dorothy left me,
1272
01:11:15,889 --> 01:11:18,483
And I did everything
I could to get her back.
1273
01:11:18,592 --> 01:11:21,959
And when I did, I made sure
that she'd never leave me again.
1274
01:11:22,062 --> 01:11:23,962
How'd you do that?
1275
01:11:24,064 --> 01:11:26,760
I treated her like a queen-
1276
01:11:28,168 --> 01:11:30,602
Like an Egyptian queen.
1277
01:11:30,704 --> 01:11:33,264
Mummified and entombed her
in the basement.
1278
01:11:34,374 --> 01:11:37,207
Her shrieks of help
like music to my ears.
1279
01:11:37,311 --> 01:11:39,871
It's all about communication, fellas.
1280
01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:43,006
My Jeanie, she used to wag
her finger in front of my face.
1281
01:11:43,116 --> 01:11:45,050
And bug the bejesus out of me.
1282
01:11:45,152 --> 01:11:49,111
But, well, we sat down
and when we discussed it.
1283
01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:51,156
In a mature manner and-And-
1284
01:11:51,258 --> 01:11:54,625
And now sh-She'll never,
1285
01:11:54,728 --> 01:11:58,129
Never wave this finger
in front of me again.
1286
01:11:58,231 --> 01:12:00,495
Amen to that.
Hey, you know what?
1287
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,363
I'm gonna tell you something.
It's about compromise.
1288
01:12:02,469 --> 01:12:04,630
Now take Salamander here.
1289
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:07,138
Now we get up in each other's
rifle racks now and again.
1290
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:11,301
But then we make up and talk
about it. We bangity-Boo.
1291
01:12:12,946 --> 01:12:14,226
You know what I'm saying, Coach?
1292
01:12:14,281 --> 01:12:16,249
Solid advice, fellas.
1293
01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:18,181
You're good people.
1294
01:12:18,285 --> 01:12:20,310
It's still locked.
1295
01:12:25,058 --> 01:12:26,753
What's up, guys?
1296
01:12:26,860 --> 01:12:29,954
It's time to do something
we should have done long ago.
1297
01:12:30,063 --> 01:12:31,758
Get in the back.
1298
01:12:31,865 --> 01:12:34,026
Let's go.
1299
01:12:34,134 --> 01:12:36,762
Let's do it!
1300
01:12:36,870 --> 01:12:39,430
I think we're gonna need
a bigger truck.
1301
01:12:55,188 --> 01:12:57,179
I can't believe you, Dad.
1302
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,918
Haven't you put
the team through enough?
1303
01:13:00,027 --> 01:13:02,689
They did it to themselves, Michelle.
1304
01:13:02,796 --> 01:13:05,162
I finally found someone
that I care about.
1305
01:13:05,265 --> 01:13:07,324
And you're taking
away his dreams.
1306
01:13:07,434 --> 01:13:10,665
Sweetie, Trotter
only cares about himself.
1307
01:13:10,771 --> 01:13:13,899
I don't like Trotter anymore.
1308
01:13:14,007 --> 01:13:16,805
There's somebody else.
1309
01:13:16,910 --> 01:13:19,674
Someone kind and sensitive.
1310
01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:21,042
Someone who.
1311
01:13:21,148 --> 01:13:23,378
Loves to laugh and...
1312
01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:27,078
Makes me feel wanted and alive.
1313
01:13:27,187 --> 01:13:30,486
Michelle, I'm your daddy.
1314
01:13:30,590 --> 01:13:34,219
I'm talking about Lance.
1315
01:13:34,327 --> 01:13:35,658
Oh... Oh, good.
1316
01:13:35,762 --> 01:13:39,061
He's a good boy.
He has a future.
1317
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,101
This could be the real thing.
1318
01:13:42,202 --> 01:13:44,864
I want what you and Mom have.
1319
01:13:44,971 --> 01:13:46,564
Herpes.
1320
01:13:46,674 --> 01:13:48,835
No!
1321
01:13:48,943 --> 01:13:51,104
True love.
1322
01:13:51,212 --> 01:13:52,645
Oh...
1323
01:13:59,687 --> 01:14:02,178
Well, if you find it,
hold on to it tight.
1324
01:14:02,290 --> 01:14:04,758
Look at me. I blew it.
1325
01:14:04,859 --> 01:14:07,794
I promised your mother
I wouldn't let this job.
1326
01:14:07,895 --> 01:14:11,422
Get in the way of our family,
and I failed her.
1327
01:14:16,737 --> 01:14:18,534
It's not too late, Dad.
1328
01:14:18,639 --> 01:14:21,631
You can change all of this.
1329
01:14:21,742 --> 01:14:26,805
All you have to do
is win the championship.
1330
01:14:26,914 --> 01:14:29,212
Can't I lose by just a little?
1331
01:14:29,317 --> 01:14:33,219
No, Dad. You have to win.
1332
01:14:33,321 --> 01:14:37,052
You've spent your
whole life losing,
1333
01:14:37,158 --> 01:14:40,423
And this is your last,
and actually first chance,
1334
01:14:40,528 --> 01:14:43,326
To prove everyone wrong.
1335
01:14:43,431 --> 01:14:46,059
I know you're scared.
1336
01:14:46,167 --> 01:14:48,761
But you have to remember,
1337
01:14:48,870 --> 01:14:51,065
There used to be a...
1338
01:14:51,172 --> 01:14:54,300
A big, big man inside of you.
1339
01:14:54,408 --> 01:14:55,841
There's a reason for that.
1340
01:14:55,943 --> 01:14:58,104
I was in prison,
I didn't have a choice.
1341
01:14:58,212 --> 01:14:59,179
No, uh...
1342
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:04,547
What I'm trying to say is that...
1343
01:15:04,652 --> 01:15:06,483
I believe in you, Dad.
1344
01:15:06,587 --> 01:15:08,782
Oh...
1345
01:15:08,890 --> 01:15:11,381
And Mom does, too.
1346
01:15:11,492 --> 01:15:13,119
Sweetie...
1347
01:15:13,227 --> 01:15:16,663
Thank you.
1348
01:15:16,764 --> 01:15:20,598
Well...
1349
01:15:22,703 --> 01:15:25,297
Then I better take care of business.
1350
01:15:26,574 --> 01:15:30,169
And when I'm done, we're gonna
win that championship.
1351
01:16:04,579 --> 01:16:06,479
What the hell is going on here?
1352
01:16:06,581 --> 01:16:08,549
Hey, Coach.
1353
01:16:08,649 --> 01:16:11,982
Buddy Boy smashed a whole
12-Pack over his forehead.
1354
01:16:12,086 --> 01:16:14,987
I Pod's doing body shots
out of his belly button.
1355
01:16:16,691 --> 01:16:17,715
And Jorge, he's been
dancing like this.
1356
01:16:17,825 --> 01:16:20,089
For the past six hours.
1357
01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:24,589
And Jasminder,
she made 300 bucks.
1358
01:16:25,733 --> 01:16:27,064
And I think that Randy
lost his cherry.
1359
01:16:27,168 --> 01:16:29,636
To Gwen Stefani over there.
1360
01:16:29,737 --> 01:16:32,763
And our signed contracts.
1361
01:16:35,776 --> 01:16:39,735
I have never been so proud
of a team in my entire life.
1362
01:16:39,847 --> 01:16:41,144
Yes!
1363
01:16:41,249 --> 01:16:42,841
Who do you play for?
1364
01:16:42,950 --> 01:16:44,508
Comebacks!
1365
01:16:45,820 --> 01:16:46,809
Hello, everyone.
1366
01:16:46,921 --> 01:16:48,841
Al Michaels, along with
John Madden, and welcome.
1367
01:16:48,856 --> 01:16:51,825
To Odessa, Texas, home of
the second annual Toilet Bowl.
1368
01:16:51,926 --> 01:16:53,860
And-And this is
the place you really want to be, Al-
1369
01:16:53,961 --> 01:16:56,521
I mean, right in the middle
of the Toilet Bowl.
1370
01:16:56,631 --> 01:16:58,997
I mean, there's no place
in the world I'd rather be.
1371
01:17:18,219 --> 01:17:20,119
What's this, Freddie?
1372
01:17:20,221 --> 01:17:23,622
Your players look like a bunch
of thankless thugs and thieves.
1373
01:17:23,724 --> 01:17:26,192
That's because they are.
1374
01:17:26,294 --> 01:17:27,659
They're my gridiron gang.
1375
01:17:27,762 --> 01:17:31,858
So, you want to forfeit,
1376
01:17:31,966 --> 01:17:35,800
Save yourself a lot of
embarrassment and pain?
1377
01:17:35,903 --> 01:17:38,337
Why would I start now?
1378
01:17:40,441 --> 01:17:42,568
Lance!
1379
01:17:44,145 --> 01:17:46,045
Michelle.
1380
01:17:46,147 --> 01:17:48,115
I left something
for you in your locker.
1381
01:17:48,215 --> 01:17:49,614
For good luck.
1382
01:17:49,717 --> 01:17:50,706
I know.
1383
01:17:50,818 --> 01:17:52,547
I'm wearing it.
1384
01:17:52,653 --> 01:17:53,585
What?
1385
01:17:53,688 --> 01:17:56,213
The lace bra and the...
1386
01:17:56,324 --> 01:17:59,020
Crotch-Less panties.
1387
01:17:59,126 --> 01:18:01,390
No. I left you a note.
1388
01:18:01,495 --> 01:18:02,757
Oh.
1389
01:18:02,863 --> 01:18:04,831
A note saying that I'm sorry.
1390
01:18:04,932 --> 01:18:07,366
For the way that I treated you.
1391
01:18:07,468 --> 01:18:10,266
That I was afraid
of a real relationship.
1392
01:18:10,371 --> 01:18:12,737
That I'm not afraid anymore.
1393
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:16,003
That I am dying to let
you know how much I love you.
1394
01:18:16,110 --> 01:18:18,271
Nope, I never got that.
1395
01:18:18,379 --> 01:18:20,472
Oh. Okay, well, check.
1396
01:18:20,581 --> 01:18:23,141
Maybe it fell into the back
of your locker or something.
1397
01:18:23,250 --> 01:18:24,717
Yeah, I'll... okay.
1398
01:18:24,819 --> 01:18:25,843
Lance.
1399
01:18:26,987 --> 01:18:29,080
Wait.
1400
01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:33,559
There's something else
that I wanted to give you.
1401
01:18:33,661 --> 01:18:35,288
This.
1402
01:18:47,808 --> 01:18:48,934
Well, isn't that sweet?
1403
01:18:49,043 --> 01:18:51,204
Trotter...
1404
01:18:51,312 --> 01:18:53,439
We'll settle this on the field.
1405
01:18:53,547 --> 01:18:56,038
Woo! Michelle!
1406
01:18:56,150 --> 01:18:57,412
Got your letter, baby.
1407
01:18:57,518 --> 01:18:59,076
You and me after
the game, mama.
1408
01:19:00,688 --> 01:19:02,952
Woo! Yeah.
1409
01:19:05,092 --> 01:19:06,582
John, the excitement is so thick.
1410
01:19:06,694 --> 01:19:08,559
In this stadium,
you could cut it with a knife.
1411
01:19:08,662 --> 01:19:09,783
A- A-And there's two things.
1412
01:19:09,864 --> 01:19:11,331
That I love to cut with a knife.
1413
01:19:11,432 --> 01:19:13,832
One of'em is turkey,
and the other one is excitement.
1414
01:19:13,934 --> 01:19:15,134
And if you're a Comebacks fan,
1415
01:19:15,236 --> 01:19:16,797
You got to hope
they're not the turkeys.
1416
01:19:16,871 --> 01:19:18,202
But you have to believe.
1417
01:19:18,305 --> 01:19:20,068
The Unbeatables will be
the guys with the knives.
1418
01:19:20,174 --> 01:19:23,610
Take a look down there-
It's unbelievable what's going on.!
1419
01:19:27,248 --> 01:19:28,272
Believers coming through!
1420
01:19:28,382 --> 01:19:30,714
- That's right! Get up!
- Get up!
1421
01:19:30,818 --> 01:19:32,718
- That's right. What's up?
- Come on. What's up!
1422
01:19:32,820 --> 01:19:33,878
What's up, eighth row?
1423
01:19:33,988 --> 01:19:35,114
Uh-Uh!
1424
01:19:35,222 --> 01:19:37,156
And the team captains.
1425
01:19:37,258 --> 01:19:40,750
Take the field, ready
for the ceremonial coin toss.
1426
01:19:40,861 --> 01:19:42,260
Call it in the air.
1427
01:19:42,363 --> 01:19:45,423
And when I say "it,"
I do mean the coin.
1428
01:19:45,533 --> 01:19:47,364
Where is it?
1429
01:19:48,936 --> 01:19:50,699
Now where is it?
1430
01:19:50,805 --> 01:19:53,365
It's right here in your ear.
1431
01:19:55,142 --> 01:19:57,042
Call it in the air.
1432
01:19:58,612 --> 01:19:59,601
We'll receive.
1433
01:20:31,679 --> 01:20:33,169
Yeah, baby! Yeah!
1434
01:20:35,649 --> 01:20:38,516
Okay, ready... hut!
1435
01:20:38,619 --> 01:20:40,416
Unbeatables back to pass.
1436
01:20:40,521 --> 01:20:41,715
He's wide open.!
1437
01:20:41,822 --> 01:20:42,982
The bomb.!
1438
01:20:44,425 --> 01:20:45,392
He could go.
1439
01:20:45,493 --> 01:20:48,189
All the way...
1440
01:20:48,295 --> 01:20:49,990
To Mexico.!
1441
01:21:04,545 --> 01:21:06,342
Green-20!
1442
01:21:06,447 --> 01:21:08,108
Green-20!
1443
01:21:08,215 --> 01:21:09,876
Hut!
1444
01:21:09,984 --> 01:21:11,110
Nah, you take that!
1445
01:21:12,953 --> 01:21:15,717
You take that!
1446
01:21:15,823 --> 01:21:16,619
Ooh!
1447
01:21:16,724 --> 01:21:18,123
Like you took my girl!
1448
01:21:18,225 --> 01:21:22,753
Personal foul. Cock blocking.
1449
01:21:29,503 --> 01:21:32,563
Look, it's nothing personal, Trotter.
1450
01:21:32,673 --> 01:21:34,072
I'm in love with her, man.
1451
01:21:34,174 --> 01:21:37,143
Man, only thing you love
is taking my girl from me.
1452
01:21:37,244 --> 01:21:38,677
Man, would you guys shut up?
1453
01:21:38,779 --> 01:21:40,679
This game's bigger
than the two of you.
1454
01:21:40,781 --> 01:21:42,544
Football taught me
how to cope...
1455
01:21:42,650 --> 01:21:44,845
With anger, with life.
1456
01:21:44,952 --> 01:21:46,852
This team's all I got.
1457
01:21:46,954 --> 01:21:48,888
Without it, I have nothing.
1458
01:21:48,989 --> 01:21:50,217
Back on the skreets.
1459
01:21:50,324 --> 01:21:51,382
Dude,
1460
01:21:51,492 --> 01:21:53,084
Your parents
just bought you a house.
1461
01:21:53,193 --> 01:21:54,524
A condo. A junior one-Bedroom.
1462
01:21:54,628 --> 01:21:56,960
Where am I supposed
to park my Prius, dawg?
1463
01:21:57,064 --> 01:21:58,224
All right, all right.
1464
01:21:58,332 --> 01:22:00,960
Pro-Right-94, on one.
On one. Ready?
1465
01:22:01,068 --> 01:22:02,057
Break!
1466
01:22:04,204 --> 01:22:04,898
Hut!
1467
01:22:07,007 --> 01:22:08,031
How about a flag, ref?
1468
01:22:08,142 --> 01:22:09,503
My guy's getting mugged out there.
1469
01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:13,139
Don't take
my Gold Card, man. Come on.
1470
01:22:13,247 --> 01:22:15,977
That's ridiculous.
How much is he paying you?
1471
01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:18,984
A 1,000 dollars a call.
Twice the going rate.
1472
01:22:19,086 --> 01:22:20,815
Where is it now?
1473
01:22:20,921 --> 01:22:22,684
Hut!
1474
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:34,700
Come on, ref!
That's attempted homicide!
1475
01:22:34,802 --> 01:22:35,996
You gotta call that!
1476
01:22:37,738 --> 01:22:39,296
What are you guys, blind?
1477
01:22:44,078 --> 01:22:46,410
Unbeatables up the middle.
1478
01:22:46,513 --> 01:22:49,505
For an easy touchdown.!
1479
01:22:49,617 --> 01:22:51,175
They're running
all over the Comebacks,
1480
01:22:51,285 --> 01:22:53,879
Who are more than overmatched.
1481
01:22:53,988 --> 01:22:57,185
Jim Rome here, and this is a ridiculous.
1482
01:22:57,291 --> 01:22:59,987
Half-Time score:35 to nothing.!
1483
01:23:00,094 --> 01:23:03,325
We believe. We believe.
1484
01:23:06,066 --> 01:23:07,192
We believe.
1485
01:23:07,301 --> 01:23:10,828
So, you ready to give up?
1486
01:23:10,938 --> 01:23:12,405
Almost.
1487
01:23:12,573 --> 01:23:14,905
Hey, hey, my favorite part of the game-
1488
01:23:15,009 --> 01:23:16,601
The half-Time show.!
1489
01:23:16,710 --> 01:23:18,644
Janet Jackson and Justin
Timberlake couldn't make it,
1490
01:23:18,746 --> 01:23:21,010
So instead, we present you
with this wholesome salute.
1491
01:23:21,115 --> 01:23:22,514
To American values.
1492
01:23:23,617 --> 01:23:25,084
♪ The weekend's here ♪
1493
01:23:25,185 --> 01:23:27,847
♪ The weather's nice,
two football teams are playin' ♪
1494
01:23:27,955 --> 01:23:29,855
♪ I put your
favorite beer on ice ♪
1495
01:23:29,957 --> 01:23:31,857
♪ But the couch
is where you're staying ♪
1496
01:23:34,395 --> 01:23:36,295
♪ The game is
on the plasma screen ♪
1497
01:23:36,397 --> 01:23:38,126
♪ Got deep-Fried snacks
for munchin' ♪
1498
01:23:38,232 --> 01:23:40,029
♪ Rootin' for the home team ♪
1499
01:23:40,134 --> 01:23:42,762
♪ Oops, wardrobe malfunction ♪
1500
01:23:54,148 --> 01:23:55,308
I mean, I mean,
1501
01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:56,816
It started out where she
was wearing.
1502
01:23:56,850 --> 01:23:58,451
A lot of clothes,
then she wasn't wearing.
1503
01:23:58,452 --> 01:24:00,613
A lot of clothes,
and then boom, I got a chubby.
1504
01:24:00,721 --> 01:24:02,313
Take a knee.
1505
01:24:02,423 --> 01:24:04,288
Listen up.
1506
01:24:06,093 --> 01:24:08,391
I've been a loser all my life.
1507
01:24:08,495 --> 01:24:11,328
I came into this world ass-First.
1508
01:24:11,432 --> 01:24:16,426
I was raised as a girl till
my walnuts dropped at age 13.
1509
01:24:16,537 --> 01:24:19,995
I didn't lose my virginity
until I was 22.
1510
01:24:20,107 --> 01:24:21,972
That was by accident.
1511
01:24:22,076 --> 01:24:23,600
I didn't know
1512
01:24:23,711 --> 01:24:26,236
I was gonna have to pay for it-
I thought it was a date.
1513
01:24:27,681 --> 01:24:29,740
I've destroyed everything
I've ever touched,
1514
01:24:29,850 --> 01:24:32,114
Chased away everyone
who's ever loved me.
1515
01:24:33,620 --> 01:24:35,087
I am...
1516
01:24:36,190 --> 01:24:38,852
...a failure as a husband.
1517
01:24:38,959 --> 01:24:41,086
And a father and a coach.
1518
01:24:42,563 --> 01:24:45,191
And a human being.
1519
01:24:55,776 --> 01:24:58,176
Um... Coach?
1520
01:24:58,278 --> 01:24:59,870
Isn't this the part.
1521
01:24:59,980 --> 01:25:01,811
Where you turn
your personal tragedies.
1522
01:25:01,915 --> 01:25:03,712
And shortcomings.
1523
01:25:03,817 --> 01:25:05,648
Into a rousing,
inspirational rally cry?
1524
01:25:06,687 --> 01:25:08,348
Huh?
1525
01:25:11,058 --> 01:25:13,219
Oh. That's a great idea.
1526
01:25:13,327 --> 01:25:15,727
You're a real asset
to the team!
1527
01:25:15,829 --> 01:25:17,057
Well, thanks, Coach.
1528
01:25:17,164 --> 01:25:19,564
Does that mean I can play
in the second half?
1529
01:25:19,666 --> 01:25:21,793
No, absolutely not.
1530
01:25:22,569 --> 01:25:24,628
All right.
1531
01:25:24,738 --> 01:25:26,035
All right.
1532
01:25:29,343 --> 01:25:32,744
I don't think
I have to tell you all,
1533
01:25:32,846 --> 01:25:38,045
The scope
of the second half is to...
1534
01:25:38,152 --> 01:25:39,676
Aim high.
1535
01:25:42,189 --> 01:25:43,918
And I...
1536
01:25:44,024 --> 01:25:47,323
Pledge... to all of you.
1537
01:25:47,427 --> 01:25:48,394
That you will be.
1538
01:25:48,495 --> 01:25:50,224
Showered...
1539
01:25:50,330 --> 01:25:51,729
By the cheers.
1540
01:25:51,832 --> 01:25:54,824
And shouts of joy...
1541
01:25:54,935 --> 01:25:56,766
From your fans.
1542
01:25:58,138 --> 01:25:59,435
It depends...
1543
01:26:01,141 --> 01:26:03,200
...on you now.
1544
01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:04,607
Remember...
1545
01:26:04,711 --> 01:26:06,110
Your preparation.
1546
01:26:06,213 --> 01:26:08,579
H...
1547
01:26:08,682 --> 01:26:11,173
And you can all be...
1548
01:26:11,285 --> 01:26:12,946
Champs!
1549
01:26:13,053 --> 01:26:14,782
Yeah, champs!
1550
01:26:14,888 --> 01:26:18,517
All right, let's close our eyes
and bow our heads.
1551
01:26:22,496 --> 01:26:24,259
Okay, you can open
your eyes again.
1552
01:26:24,364 --> 01:26:26,525
All right, let's go get 'em!
1553
01:26:29,503 --> 01:26:30,800
Second half just under way,
1554
01:26:30,904 --> 01:26:33,429
And despite the score,
it seems the Comebacks.
1555
01:26:33,540 --> 01:26:35,098
Are even more fired up.!
1556
01:26:35,209 --> 01:26:36,836
And nobody wants this.
1557
01:26:36,944 --> 01:26:38,639
More than Coach Fields.
1558
01:26:38,745 --> 01:26:39,985
That's the way! That's the way!
1559
01:26:40,013 --> 01:26:42,072
Hope you had a good rest, Oprah.
1560
01:26:42,182 --> 01:26:45,583
Actually, Coach gave
a very inspirational spee...
1561
01:26:45,686 --> 01:26:48,177
Wait a minute, what'd you say?
1562
01:26:48,288 --> 01:26:51,121
Oprah. I'm saying you're
as fat as Oprah, you fat ass!
1563
01:26:51,225 --> 01:26:53,785
Are you saying Oprah's fat?
1564
01:26:53,894 --> 01:26:56,624
Oprah's an incisive
and charitable lady,
1565
01:26:56,730 --> 01:26:58,254
You miserable piece of shit!
1566
01:27:03,238 --> 01:27:05,570
The toss to Trotter...
1567
01:27:08,676 --> 01:27:11,270
Ooh.! And Truman lays
a huge block.!
1568
01:27:11,379 --> 01:27:11,970
Go, go!
1569
01:27:14,048 --> 01:27:15,413
Yeah!
1570
01:27:15,516 --> 01:27:16,881
That's the way!
1571
01:27:25,727 --> 01:27:27,820
Truman scrambling.
1572
01:27:27,929 --> 01:27:29,624
Nowhere to go.!
1573
01:27:29,731 --> 01:27:31,961
Oh, look at that, Trotter
takes out two Unbeatables.!
1574
01:27:32,066 --> 01:27:33,431
I mean, I mean,
1575
01:27:33,534 --> 01:27:35,161
Looks like he's
gonna score, Al.!
1576
01:27:35,270 --> 01:27:37,966
The Comebacks are finally
starting to play like a team.!
1577
01:27:38,072 --> 01:27:42,133
Yes! Yes! Yes.
1578
01:27:42,243 --> 01:27:43,938
Oh!
1579
01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:48,010
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1580
01:27:48,116 --> 01:27:49,413
Nice block.
1581
01:27:49,517 --> 01:27:50,848
Thanks.
1582
01:27:51,953 --> 01:27:53,318
Nice run.
1583
01:27:53,421 --> 01:27:55,321
Thanks.
1584
01:27:57,425 --> 01:27:59,359
Hey, Lance.
1585
01:28:00,762 --> 01:28:02,753
Be good to her, man.
1586
01:28:06,768 --> 01:28:08,736
Be good to her, too.
1587
01:28:20,715 --> 01:28:22,842
Not all about winning, is it?
1588
01:28:30,525 --> 01:28:32,686
Hey, cameraman!
1589
01:28:34,395 --> 01:28:36,363
I hope you're watching, Barb.
1590
01:28:36,464 --> 01:28:38,022
John, it looks like Coach Fields.
1591
01:28:38,132 --> 01:28:40,259
Is holding up the sign,
"I heart you."
1592
01:28:40,368 --> 01:28:42,131
Oh, he loves me.
1593
01:28:42,236 --> 01:28:45,228
Like chili fries
and the smell of his own burps.
1594
01:28:45,340 --> 01:28:47,831
BOTH He loves you, Barb.
He loves you, Barb.
1595
01:28:47,942 --> 01:28:50,877
He loves you, Barb.
He loves you, Barb.
1596
01:28:50,979 --> 01:28:53,971
He loves you, Barb.
He loves you, Barb.
1597
01:28:54,082 --> 01:28:56,642
He loves you, Barb.
He loves you, Barb.
1598
01:28:56,751 --> 01:29:00,209
Why can't I have that?
1599
01:29:00,321 --> 01:29:02,186
It's so beautiful.
1600
01:29:02,290 --> 01:29:03,257
Aww.
1601
01:29:05,126 --> 01:29:06,184
Hey, Coach!
1602
01:29:06,294 --> 01:29:08,592
Suppose I can get in the game?
1603
01:29:10,098 --> 01:29:12,089
Hey, guys, look who's back.
1604
01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,327
- I'm a quick healer.
- Hey, gang.
1605
01:29:14,435 --> 01:29:15,902
The cavalry's arrived.
1606
01:29:16,004 --> 01:29:17,995
And he goes by the name of-
1607
01:29:18,106 --> 01:29:20,631
Aseel Tare.
1608
01:29:20,742 --> 01:29:24,200
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear,
get out there. Let's go.
1609
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,204
Not you Randy. Not you.
1610
01:29:29,984 --> 01:29:31,508
Set!
1611
01:29:31,619 --> 01:29:33,678
Brown-88! Hike!
1612
01:29:35,189 --> 01:29:37,851
Aseel Tare with the carry.
1613
01:29:40,661 --> 01:29:42,458
Look at that.!
1614
01:29:42,563 --> 01:29:46,192
He's got the entire defense
on his back.
1615
01:29:50,705 --> 01:29:52,002
The pile is clearing, John.
1616
01:29:52,106 --> 01:29:53,826
Yeah, yeah, it is. And take a look at that.
1617
01:29:53,908 --> 01:29:55,398
He got ripped into pieces.
1618
01:29:55,510 --> 01:29:56,238
Oh!
1619
01:29:59,514 --> 01:30:03,416
No worries!
I'm a quick healer. Whoo!
1620
01:30:03,518 --> 01:30:04,576
Yeah!
1621
01:30:04,685 --> 01:30:05,845
John, what we're seeing here.
1622
01:30:05,853 --> 01:30:07,343
Is a definite shift
in momentum.
1623
01:30:07,455 --> 01:30:09,013
I mean, we-we really are, Al.
1624
01:30:09,123 --> 01:30:10,924
I mean, y-You take a look
at what's happening.
1625
01:30:10,992 --> 01:30:12,687
And they were down by a lot.
1626
01:30:12,794 --> 01:30:14,421
And now they're not down
by as much.
1627
01:30:14,529 --> 01:30:17,157
And-And pretty soon
they could erase this deficit.
1628
01:30:17,265 --> 01:30:19,665
Randy.
1629
01:30:19,767 --> 01:30:21,325
Randy.
1630
01:30:21,436 --> 01:30:23,028
Randy.
1631
01:30:23,137 --> 01:30:25,230
Randy! Randy!
1632
01:30:25,339 --> 01:30:30,572
Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!
1633
01:30:30,678 --> 01:30:35,809
Randy! Randy! Randy!
Randy! Randy!
1634
01:30:37,819 --> 01:30:40,014
They're calling your name, son.
1635
01:30:40,121 --> 01:30:41,486
Get out there!
1636
01:30:41,589 --> 01:30:43,284
Randy! Randy!
1637
01:30:44,725 --> 01:30:47,091
Go! Go, Randy!
1638
01:30:47,195 --> 01:30:48,787
Would you look at this.!
1639
01:30:48,896 --> 01:30:50,727
Randy Randinger is making.
1640
01:30:50,832 --> 01:30:53,767
His first appearance ever
for the Comebacks.!
1641
01:30:53,868 --> 01:30:57,269
Randinger's wide open.!
1642
01:31:05,213 --> 01:31:07,181
He scores!
1643
01:31:07,281 --> 01:31:08,839
Unbelievable!
1644
01:31:13,688 --> 01:31:15,622
Blue-Ten!
1645
01:31:15,723 --> 01:31:17,020
Hut!
1646
01:31:18,759 --> 01:31:19,783
Ooh!
1647
01:31:24,065 --> 01:31:26,625
Randinger with
a block out of nowhere.!
1648
01:31:26,734 --> 01:31:28,702
You are not gonna believe this.!
1649
01:31:28,803 --> 01:31:30,202
The Comebacks score.!
1650
01:31:37,512 --> 01:31:40,606
How was it, son, everything
you'd hoped it would be?
1651
01:31:40,715 --> 01:31:42,740
Hey, thought you
might want this...
1652
01:31:42,850 --> 01:31:45,944
Get away! Get away! Get away!
1653
01:31:46,053 --> 01:31:47,918
Aah!
1654
01:31:48,089 --> 01:31:50,683
Blue-22! Blue-22!
1655
01:31:50,791 --> 01:31:52,156
Hut!
1656
01:31:55,196 --> 01:31:56,094
Yes!
1657
01:31:57,698 --> 01:31:59,427
He knows our playbook.
1658
01:31:59,534 --> 01:32:01,627
What? How is that possible?
1659
01:32:01,736 --> 01:32:04,034
Freddie knows all my secrets,
1660
01:32:04,138 --> 01:32:06,936
Where I get all my plays.
1661
01:32:13,214 --> 01:32:15,114
What are we gonna do?
1662
01:32:15,216 --> 01:32:17,980
Someone else has
to call the play,
1663
01:32:18,085 --> 01:32:20,519
Someone Freddie
wouldn't expect,
1664
01:32:20,621 --> 01:32:23,590
Someone who thinks
outside the Xbox.
1665
01:32:24,892 --> 01:32:27,292
I Pod!
1666
01:32:27,395 --> 01:32:29,556
I Pod. Hey, there, little buddy.
1667
01:32:29,664 --> 01:32:32,565
How would you like
to call a play, huh,
1668
01:32:32,667 --> 01:32:34,225
Help us win a championship?
1669
01:32:34,335 --> 01:32:35,632
What do you say?
1670
01:32:36,737 --> 01:32:37,965
What do I say?
1671
01:32:38,072 --> 01:32:40,438
Man, I been waiting all season
for you to ask.
1672
01:32:41,576 --> 01:32:42,941
Dude, I have been humping legs,
1673
01:32:43,044 --> 01:32:44,011
Carrying this...
1674
01:32:44,111 --> 01:32:46,238
Stupid cord all over
the damn place,
1675
01:32:46,347 --> 01:32:48,577
And now, fourth quarter
of the last game,
1676
01:32:48,683 --> 01:32:50,708
You come and ask me for...
1677
01:32:50,818 --> 01:32:53,480
All right, all right!
Just call the play, will ya?
1678
01:32:53,588 --> 01:32:54,816
Get out of my...
1679
01:32:54,922 --> 01:32:57,220
Watch yourself, watch yourself.
1680
01:32:57,325 --> 01:32:58,690
All right, everybody, come on.
1681
01:32:59,794 --> 01:33:02,058
974-Wing bandit.
1682
01:33:02,163 --> 01:33:04,529
- Let's go get 'em!
- Let's go get 'em! Let's go!
1683
01:33:09,337 --> 01:33:11,328
Audible!
1684
01:33:11,439 --> 01:33:14,033
Let's switch it up!
1685
01:33:14,141 --> 01:33:15,403
Shift!
1686
01:33:20,147 --> 01:33:21,444
Shift!
1687
01:33:26,988 --> 01:33:28,387
What the heck is that?
1688
01:33:28,489 --> 01:33:31,617
That... is the I Pod Shuffle.
1689
01:33:41,202 --> 01:33:42,931
Hut!
1690
01:33:43,037 --> 01:33:46,165
Trotter... back to Truman...
1691
01:33:48,142 --> 01:33:50,269
...back to Trotter...
1692
01:33:50,378 --> 01:33:51,709
Who scores!
1693
01:33:51,812 --> 01:33:53,575
I mean, that was incredible!
1694
01:33:53,681 --> 01:33:55,706
Phenomenal!
1695
01:33:55,816 --> 01:33:57,977
Coach Wiseman
has got to be feeling the heat.
1696
01:33:58,085 --> 01:33:59,950
As the Comebacks only trail.
1697
01:34:00,054 --> 01:34:01,817
By one touchdown.
1698
01:34:02,890 --> 01:34:04,790
It's fourth and goal.
1699
01:34:04,892 --> 01:34:08,157
With just seconds remaining,
the fate of the Comebacks.
1700
01:34:08,262 --> 01:34:11,231
Lies in the hands
of quarterback Lance Truman.
1701
01:34:11,332 --> 01:34:13,527
Ref! Time out!
1702
01:34:15,269 --> 01:34:16,429
I can't do it, Coach.
1703
01:34:16,537 --> 01:34:18,232
What's the problem?
1704
01:34:18,339 --> 01:34:20,364
What if I drop the ball?
1705
01:34:20,474 --> 01:34:23,466
And what if you don't?
1706
01:34:24,578 --> 01:34:27,411
Damn!
1707
01:34:27,515 --> 01:34:29,574
Give me your hands.
1708
01:34:33,854 --> 01:34:35,481
Aw, geez!
1709
01:34:35,589 --> 01:34:36,749
Lance.
1710
01:34:36,857 --> 01:34:37,983
Yeah?
1711
01:34:38,092 --> 01:34:39,684
Do it for me.
1712
01:34:41,862 --> 01:34:43,159
Okay.
1713
01:34:43,264 --> 01:34:44,094
Okay.
1714
01:34:44,198 --> 01:34:47,224
We can do this, guys.
1715
01:34:47,335 --> 01:34:48,427
Yeah!
1716
01:34:52,373 --> 01:34:55,672
Let's do this! Oh!
1717
01:34:55,776 --> 01:34:57,209
- Yeah, Lance!
- Come on!
1718
01:34:57,311 --> 01:34:59,677
Set!
1719
01:34:59,780 --> 01:35:01,042
Hut!
1720
01:35:05,886 --> 01:35:07,615
Hold on to it, Lance.
1721
01:35:15,162 --> 01:35:16,459
Yeah!
1722
01:35:24,238 --> 01:35:25,398
Get out there, Jiz!
1723
01:35:25,506 --> 01:35:26,564
Wait.
1724
01:35:26,674 --> 01:35:29,609
We're not playing for the tie.
1725
01:35:29,710 --> 01:35:31,735
I say we go for the win!
1726
01:35:33,347 --> 01:35:34,473
Get out there!
1727
01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:37,907
They're going for two?
1728
01:35:38,018 --> 01:35:39,383
Don't worry.
1729
01:35:39,487 --> 01:35:42,513
I got one more page
in my playbook.
1730
01:35:46,827 --> 01:35:48,590
Set!
1731
01:35:48,696 --> 01:35:50,459
Looks like the Unbeatables coach,
1732
01:35:50,564 --> 01:35:54,159
Freddie Wiseman, has entered
the game at middle linebacker.!
1733
01:35:54,268 --> 01:35:56,828
Time out, Comebacks.
1734
01:35:58,739 --> 01:36:02,732
John, something weird seems to
be going on down on the field.
1735
01:36:02,843 --> 01:36:04,435
Yeah, it looks like Lambeau Fields.
1736
01:36:04,545 --> 01:36:06,706
Was suiting up.
I think he's gonna go.
1737
01:36:06,814 --> 01:36:09,248
For the two-Point
conversion himself.
1738
01:36:11,419 --> 01:36:13,011
Coach!
1739
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:15,020
Coach!
1740
01:36:15,122 --> 01:36:17,488
It's me, honey! I'm here!
1741
01:36:35,309 --> 01:36:38,540
I'd give anything for one last shot.
1742
01:36:38,646 --> 01:36:41,547
Because that's what you do,
Coach, you lose!
1743
01:36:41,649 --> 01:36:43,139
I want what you and Mom have.
1744
01:36:43,250 --> 01:36:44,808
Herpes.
1745
01:36:44,919 --> 01:36:47,717
Set! Green-20!
1746
01:36:47,822 --> 01:36:49,813
Green-20! Hike!
1747
01:37:01,569 --> 01:37:03,332
Yeah!
1748
01:37:04,672 --> 01:37:06,264
The Comebacks did it!
1749
01:37:06,373 --> 01:37:07,965
Coach Fields
has finally done it.!
1750
01:37:08,075 --> 01:37:09,099
The Comebacks win!
1751
01:37:09,210 --> 01:37:10,291
Do you believe in miracles?
1752
01:37:10,311 --> 01:37:11,471
Yes!
1753
01:37:11,579 --> 01:37:12,944
How long
have you been waiting to say that?
1754
01:37:13,047 --> 01:37:14,639
The Comebacks have won.!
1755
01:37:14,748 --> 01:37:16,010
They beat the Unbeatables.!
1756
01:37:16,116 --> 01:37:17,481
Phenomenal.!
1757
01:37:20,521 --> 01:37:22,989
We did it! We did it!
1758
01:37:28,529 --> 01:37:30,997
My shit goin'
to Disney World, baby. Yeah!
1759
01:37:31,098 --> 01:37:32,190
- Dude, guess what!
- What?
1760
01:37:32,299 --> 01:37:33,891
My parents just said we
could use the beach house.
1761
01:37:34,001 --> 01:37:35,332
In the Hamptons for
the week to celebrate!
1762
01:37:35,436 --> 01:37:37,131
- No way! Oh, my God!
- Yeah!
1763
01:37:37,238 --> 01:37:38,637
And I get a real tattoo!
1764
01:37:53,153 --> 01:37:55,485
I love you, Dad.
1765
01:37:59,159 --> 01:38:02,185
- My boy!
- Dad!
1766
01:38:02,296 --> 01:38:04,264
Coach! Coach!
1767
01:38:08,869 --> 01:38:10,097
I'm okay.
1768
01:38:11,605 --> 01:38:13,869
Barbara!
1769
01:38:13,974 --> 01:38:14,872
Coa...
1770
01:38:14,975 --> 01:38:15,942
Oh!
1771
01:38:16,043 --> 01:38:17,943
Barbara!
1772
01:38:18,045 --> 01:38:19,910
Oh, God! Oh! Oh! Oh!
1773
01:38:20,014 --> 01:38:21,345
Barb!
1774
01:38:26,120 --> 01:38:28,680
Barb!
1775
01:38:30,958 --> 01:38:33,017
Get out of my way!
1776
01:38:33,127 --> 01:38:35,288
Coach! Coach!
1777
01:38:35,396 --> 01:38:37,296
Oh! I'm so sorry.
1778
01:38:37,398 --> 01:38:39,025
I love you so much.
1779
01:38:39,133 --> 01:38:40,395
I love you, too.
1780
01:38:41,502 --> 01:38:44,335
I'm a winner, Barb.
1781
01:38:44,438 --> 01:38:46,497
I'm hanging up
my whistle for good.
1782
01:38:46,607 --> 01:38:48,165
I'm never gonna let sports come.
1783
01:38:48,275 --> 01:38:50,140
Before you and the
kids ever again.
1784
01:38:57,618 --> 01:38:59,142
Uh, Coach Fields?
1785
01:38:59,253 --> 01:39:01,153
Coach Fields, excuse me?
1786
01:39:01,255 --> 01:39:03,120
Name's Gabe Low.
1787
01:39:03,223 --> 01:39:05,214
I'm looking for a new
head basketball coach.
1788
01:39:05,326 --> 01:39:07,021
At Sequel University,
1789
01:39:07,127 --> 01:39:08,992
And I think you're
just the man.
1790
01:39:09,096 --> 01:39:10,996
Well, mister,
1791
01:39:11,098 --> 01:39:14,431
I sure don't know anything
about basketball...
1792
01:39:15,936 --> 01:39:18,200
...but I'll take it!
Coach Fields!
1793
01:39:18,305 --> 01:39:20,569
Coach, how does it feel.
1794
01:39:20,674 --> 01:39:22,403
To finally win
a championship game?
1795
01:39:22,509 --> 01:39:26,001
Um... to be honest,
it really hasn't hit me yet.
1796
01:39:30,317 --> 01:39:33,514
I thought
it would feel better than this.
1797
01:40:27,542 --> 01:40:30,477
You guys are ripping me apart!
1798
01:41:11,486 --> 01:41:12,612
Let's do it!
1799
01:41:12,721 --> 01:41:15,155
I think we're gonna need
a bigger truck.
1800
01:41:16,891 --> 01:41:19,257
All right, huddle up!
1801
01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:20,588
Break!
1802
01:41:20,695 --> 01:41:23,095
Lend an ear, take a knee.
1803
01:41:26,835 --> 01:41:28,268
Clock's running down.
1804
01:41:28,369 --> 01:41:30,098
The game is on the line.
1805
01:41:30,205 --> 01:41:31,832
No time outs left.
1806
01:41:31,940 --> 01:41:33,965
Not gonna go for the tie.
1807
01:41:35,143 --> 01:41:36,610
This time I'm gonna win!
1808
01:41:38,379 --> 01:41:39,937
See an open door!
1809
01:41:41,750 --> 01:41:44,218
Gonna walk right in!
1810
01:42:18,486 --> 01:42:21,683
Nobody shed a tear
for old Freddie.
1811
01:42:21,790 --> 01:42:23,758
At least, not after he...
1812
01:42:23,858 --> 01:42:27,794
"Borrowed" $200,000
from the school's Booster club,
1813
01:42:27,896 --> 01:42:30,831
Moved his athletic ass
on down to Mexico.
1814
01:42:30,932 --> 01:42:34,197
And entered into a consensual
polygamous relationship.
1815
01:42:34,302 --> 01:42:37,237
With two
fine-looking young ladies.
1816
01:42:39,541 --> 01:42:41,509
Adios, y'all.
1817
01:42:43,545 --> 01:42:45,945
Aw, Scruffy!
1818
01:42:47,515 --> 01:42:49,210
I think we nailed it!
1819
01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:49,916
Thank you! Good night!
1819
01:46:50,305 --> 01:46:56,549
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