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Hi, Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Oh, my sweet Sophia.

How you doing, boo -boo?

Oh,

I've missed you so much.

How you doing?

Oh, I've never, I've never had it so good.

Oh, that's good to hear. I saw you in my painting. Thank you so much. It looks

great. Oh, sweetheart, I love it.

You are the best painter in the whole world.

One day, one day they will have you painting on a billboard in

downtown Los Angeles.

Aw, Grandpa.

Well, hopefully one day. We'll see.

Yes, yes.

How is school, Sophia?

Oh, it's awesome.

Just started my freshman year of college.

Getting some attention from the boys, which I like, and they don't.

We'll see.

That is the dichotomy of life, Sophia.

But you are such a good girl.

I'm sure you'll handle it well.

Oh, you know me, boo -boo. I'm a good girl.

Hey, how you doing? You look so hot.

Hey, Grandpa, are you taking your pills?

What? Your pills. Are you taking your pills?

Oh.

That damn diabetes.

I refuse to engage it.

Oh, well, you need to take your pills. Where are they?

They're in the bathroom on the counter.

All right, well, I want you to go take one, okay? I'm going to go get it for

you.

It's empty.

Hey, Grandpa.

You're just, you're out of pills. I just checked.

Pills? For your diabetes.

You're out of pills. There's no more.

See, give me something sweet.

From the kitchen, sweet like you.

Okay, boo -boo.

I'll be right back, all right?

Yes, sweetie.

Uh, nothing sweet.

to give you?

Food?

For your diabetes.

I think I need to take you to the hospital.

No, there's no time for that.

Have I told you about your special gift?

No.

Your special gift.

All the women in our family had the sweet juices within them.

The sweet juice to give life.

Okay, well, what can I do to help?

I must taste your sweet juice, Sophia.

It's the only thing to keep me alive.

But you're my grandfather.

But Sophia, you're so smart.

I'm your step -grandfather.

Your grandmother used to do this for me all the time.

It's what kept me alive for so many years.

But now that she's gone, you must replace her with your sweet juice.

Well, if it's going to save your life, that's something that we can do.

Oh, you're such a good grandma.

Stepdaughter, Sophia.

You're so sweet.

So how do we get started?

Sit on what's left of Grandpa's lap.

Okay.

Now what?

Let me taste your sweet nipple.

Okay.

I'm feeling stronger.

I'm feeling like I did as a young boy.

Getting better?

Good.

Yes, I feel much better.

Oh, good, Bubba. I need more juice.

Do you want me to spit in your mouth? Oh, good Lord, no.

No, not that.

Let me taste your sweet omelet.

Okay. Go ahead.

Oh, I'm feeling so strong, Sophia.

Good.

There is one more thing that would really

give me the strength of ten virile young men.

Oh, yeah? What is it?

Let me taste that sweet poon today.

Okay, boobin. Yes.

Whatever helps.

You need your strength back.

I'm so worried about you.

Why don't you lay on the floor for your grandfather?

Okay.

All

right,

Grandpa. Come over here.

The manly hood of my 18 -year -old self.

Well, I can definitely see the pussy's working.

I would like to share it with you.

Okay, we can do that.

As long as it helps you boobies.

My good, sweet Sophia.

Aw.

That was so much better.

I can tell.

Will this make me strong too?

You already have so much strength.

You don't need your own juice.

Wow, I think you're good now, boo -boo.

One more taste.

One more.

with the boys.

I got you going.

Yes, you did.

You got the boo -boo going.

Thank you, Sophia.

No problem, boo -boos. Anything for you.

The strength has returned.

Grandpa,

look at you!

Oh, you're good. You look like you have so much energy.

Thank you.

Oh, you dirty dog.

Oh, thank you so much for your juice.

I miss my granddaughter so much.

No problem, baby. It's so good to see you.

You too.

I feel so much better seeing you.

Oh,

the taste got you going, didn't it?

And I sure could use another taste, sweetheart.

Grandpa, you were having a diabetic medical emergency.

That's why we did it.

And I think it would be best if I returned the favor.

You're a bad grandpa.

You've been such a good granddaughter.

God damn, I feel bad.

No, we're you.

Yes. Oh, Sophia.

This old bull.

Flower. That young sow.

Yes. I feel rejuvenated.

Yes.

Yes.

I'm sure your grandma with that young granddaughter mouth can do.

Making me stronger, Sophia.

You have a lot more energy now.

It's like I took one of the blue pills.

Yeah, I thought they were real.

Oh, man.

I feel soaked.

I'm going to give you that energy back.

I'm a kind, loving grandpa.

All right, no boo -boos.

That's a jerk -off.

So good.

You want to hear a granddad joke?

Sure.

What do you call nuts on a wall?

I don't know. What?

Wall nuts.

What do you call nuts on a chest?

What?

Chest nuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin?

What?

A dick in your mouth.

Don't poop in your mouth.

Kind of between grandpa's legs.

Look

at

me. Look at me right in my fucking...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, look at that little face.

So cute.

little juice box.

All right.

Yes,

it smells and tastes like youth.

I mean, I felt the youth.

Oh, no.

He's so big.

Yeah. He's still so big.

You can hear how fucking weird it is.

Cheers, cheers.

Yes.

Uh -huh.