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Don't you think about changing that
channel?
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What are you doing?
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Doing yoga. What the fuck does it look
like I'm doing?
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Are you watching nature videos?
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Yes, I'm watching nature videos. I'm
going to find my zen.
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Okay, well, I was going to watch some
anime.
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Well, can't you watch anime in like 30
minutes or so?
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Why can't you do this in your room?
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Because I don't want a TV in my room.
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Okay.
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Since when do you do yoga?
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Since... Since much of fucking business,
okay?
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Since when are you up in my business
like this?
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I feel like you're not even doing it
right.
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Can you fuck off, okay? I'm getting a
good stretch.
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I mean, like...
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So why didn't you wake Yogi?
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Can I just put anime on while you do
this? Like, why do you need this plane?
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I told you, it helps winter me. I'm
trying to fucking relax, for God's sake.
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You think I can relax when you're, like,
watching anime?
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Okay, fine, whatever.
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I'll just wait, I guess.
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You're just gonna wait in here?
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Yeah? Bye.
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What the
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fuck
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are you doing over there?
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Nothing. Just waiting for you.
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Sure.
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Are you done yet?
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I'm just warming up, okay? I told you to
give me 30 minutes.
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I'm not even doing anything.
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Are you really fucking drinking your
dick right now? No, I'm not doing
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I'm not doing anything like I don't have
two fucking eyes.
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I was just sitting here minding my own
business.
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You know you're such a weirdo.
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What? Why?
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I'm not a weirdo.
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You're not hard right now.
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Show me.
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No. Come on. I'm not hard right now.
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You look like you're fucking probably
hard. Come on.
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Show me your cock.
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I'm not just showing you my penis.
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You're showing me my penis? Yeah, yeah,
you are. Come on.
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What? You look like you're doing yoga.
Okay, come on.
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I wasn't doing anything.
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You're clearly drinking your cock.
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It's not like you're going to join in
and do yoga with me.
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The least you could do is stretch me out
some other way.
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What? Come on.
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I thought you could actually follow
through.
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I mean... I'm just a loser who sits and
watches anime all day.
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No, I'm not.
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Then fucking prove it.
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See, I told you you were fucking driving
hard.
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No, I wasn't.
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You've only known each other for a few
months. It's not like it's that weird.
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You're watching me all the time.
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Do you really want me to, like,
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like, pull it out?
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Yeah.
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Oh, gosh. Okay.
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Come on. Don't be such a loser.
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Hey,
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those are my shorts.
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You're going to need those more.
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I mean, how bad did you really want to
watch anime?
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Because you could watch anime right now.
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Do you still want to watch anime?
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Oh, I mean, I don't know.
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You're acting like this is a trick
question.
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I'm just nervous. I wasn't expecting it.
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Well, I wasn't expecting to have my yoga
practice so rudely interrupted, but...
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about this, right? I swear I won't.
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I feel weird if you tell people about
it.
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Who am I going to tell? I don't want to
be friends.
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and give you another out you still want
me to watch anime and you gotta do this
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sometimes
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I can't sleep, honey.
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Hmm.
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Can you lift it up for me?
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This is crazy.
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I couldn't help it, okay?
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It felt too good.
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I don't have sex a lot.
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What do you want from me?
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Can I just... Just
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give me another chance, okay?
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I'll just put it back in or something.
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Yeah, put it back in.
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Geez.
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um
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Love you, too.
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