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Hi, Grandpa.

Of all the things I expected to find out from a genealogy test, the biggest

shock wasn't that I'm 20 % Scandinavian, but that I had a secret granddad.

I mean, what the actual fuck?

I guess it's true that all families have their share of secrets.

Besides that generational injury, I'm actually super stoked to meet him. He

sounded super sweet.

Wish me luck.

Hi. Hi.

I'm Lacey, your granddaughter.

You're Lacey?

Yeah.

Oh, honey, come on in. Come on in. Thank you. It's hot out there.

Come here.

You know, I think...

If you hadn't told me, I would have guessed it. You really look just like

Really? Yeah, you look just like her.

Do me a favor. Just turn around here. Let me just see.

Yeah. Oh.

That's just like her.

Wow. I would have figured this out fast.

Yeah. It's so good to see you, honey. Thank you for having me over.

I'm delighted. It was so random.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just time, you know.

Why don't you come on in and sit down and relax?

Thank you.

Thank you so much again for meeting me. I know it's under some weird

circumstances.

So tell me about yourself.

How has life been treating you? What's going on? What are you doing?

Well, prior to coming to see you, I'm going to school.

I'm getting ready to go to school. I'm 26.

And I'm going to school for graphic design.

That's cool. You're very artistic, I take it. I am. I am. I am a great visual

artist. I love to do some graphic design work.

I do some yoga. I do that two times out of the week.

I was wondering about that because you look like you're tremendously fit. Wow.

You just look awful.

Thank you.

I do work out. I work out all the time.

And then, you know, I have a dog.

He's a puppy.

Yeah, so cute.

That's really all I've been doing with my time.

What have you been up to?

I'm retired now. It's just doing retiree things.

I was a professor of English at the university here and did that for many

lots of foreign students. So we stayed good and busy after school programs and

things like that.

But now I'm dedicating myself to being a retired person. So I just do typically

retired person things.

Do a little fishing.

Golfing. Golfing, yeah.

Traveling. I actually grow some of my own spices, which is interesting because

I'm a terrible cook.

So I'm thinking maybe if I got some spices, maybe that'll help me some. I am

just so excited to meet you, honestly. I was a little nervous. I didn't know

what to expect.

You know that forever you're going to be welcome here.

It's a delight to see you. It's such a delight.

Thank you, thank you. I mean, I know my grandmother is in here, which

RIP to her, but I know I look a lot like her from what you were saying.

The resemblance is uncanny. I mean, it's just, wow.

Obviously the hair fashion is different, but everything else is just...

Wow.

you have been through a lot in your life like you were a war veteran you're a

teacher I mean oh my god the stories I've been around a while you know over

you get to do things you gotta keep life interesting you know it's just fun and

I get to share this with you I mean you're such a delight thank you so much

spending this time speaking of time oh my god you've been here for hours yeah

well it's Time that's well spent.

I'm so sorry for taking up more of your time.

I mean, I just thought we would talk a little bit and I get to know you. Oh,

honey, anytime. I didn't realize you'd be talking for hours. Anytime.

Lacey, anytime you can, you come over, you're welcome here. All the time,

anytime. Stay as long as you want.

It's just absolutely not a problem. You're just a delight to have around.

Thank you. Well, I have to check into my hotel, so I'm going to have to get

going.

Why don't you, you don't need to go to a hotel. Why don't you stay here?

I've got a room for you.

There's plenty of room.

I'm just here by myself. You don't need to spend the money to do that. And

besides, it'll give us more time to get to know each other even better. I mean,

you would be doing me a favor if you stayed here.

Are you sure? Absolutely.

Absolutely. I really don't want to be a bother. You're definitely not a bother.

You're a delight to have. I want you here.

All the time, anytime.

That goes without saying.

Okay. Let them know that you're going to cancel your reservation. You just stay

here. to plan on that. Okay. All right?

I'll go ahead and get your room ready for you and then you can make yourself

comfortable and we'll just enjoy each other. Thank you so much.

Oh, come here. It's such a pleasure.

All right.

Let me go get busy and get that room ready. Okay.

Okay, and action.

Mwah.

like her grandmother.

Wow, that is just uncanny.

She's exactly like her grandmother.

Oh, damn.

I bet she tastes good, too, like her grandmother.

Geez, you're a horny little thing.

Just like your grandma.

Honey, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I just thought I'd bring you a little midnight snack. Actually, looks like

you're already having your midnight snack.

Honey, don't be embarrassed. It's perfectly fine.

Your grandma was the same way.

Really? Yeah, we had a little ritual.

I'm so sorry. I mean, this is the only way I can go to sleep.

Really? Yes.

This is your ritual too?

Ritual, too.

Oh, yeah.

That's uncanny, because your grandma was the same way. She had a hard time

sleeping. Really?

Yeah, yeah. But she and I had a little ritual that we would do, and it worked

pretty well.

What was it?

Well, we discovered that when I ate her pussy, I'd lick around

a little bit.

and sort of kiss her a little bit, and that could get her relaxed and

comfortable. And then I'd start sucking on her clit harder and harder, and she

would have a massive orgasm. I mean, just a huge orgasm.

And then you could just see she would lay back and relax, and she'd go to

and she'd sleep hard.

She'd sleep hard until the next morning, late the next morning, very often. So

that worked out great.

Wow.

You actually like eating pussy?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. And your grandmother really enjoyed it, too, I tell you what.

Yeah, it's part of the enjoyment of watching you react. I mean, it's

And your grandma, really, she would have massive orgasm. It was really cool,

yeah. Oh, my God. I find it outrageous. I can't believe that guys your age...

Won't eat pussy. That's just outrageous. It's so important.

I mean, they'll try.

They'll try, but I've never, ever come from it at all.

Wow. What schmucks. I can't believe it.

If I was your age, I'd be eating your pussy all the time. I mean, all the

Yeah, you'd be having massive orgasms.

All the time.

Okay.

I'll tell you what.

If you want, give your old step -grandpa a shot here, and I bet you I could

help out. I bet you I could make it help a little bit. Are you sure that's even

appropriate? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, think of it like this. It's just kind

of a massage, you know, just a lower part of the body massage.

Think of it like that, and it's almost clinical.

I mean, yeah, I mean, I'm willing to try, yeah.

I think it might work really well.

Okay.

You're a little nervous.

No, I don't be nervous. Just think of it like getting a massage, you know? Okay.

Yeah.

And... Just like a massage. Yeah, yeah.

Already better than any of the guys I know.

Oh, my God.

Amen.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at this.

Oh, wow.

I'm totally sick from this.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. You're so good at this. Oh.

I just want to stop crying now.

oh jesus

You know, you do taste a lot like your grandma.

And she was delicious.

I guess the pussy runs in the family.

And the clit, look at that beautiful.

Oh my

God.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to do it just like that.

And I'm going to come all year long.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Amen.

Oh, hi, honey.

Oh, what a beautiful sight. First thing in the morning. Actually, let me put my

glasses on. What a wonderful sight to see you first thing. Oh, you look

so beautiful.

I had the best sleep, like, in a long time.

That's music to my ears. That sounds so good.

How did you sleep? Oh, the ritual worked.

The ritual works. The ritual. You are so like your grandma.

How did you sleep?

I slept great.

Yeah? Yeah.

Looks like my friend Johnson here has been thinking about you too.

I can see.

Do you mind if I actually see him?

I don't mind at all.

Are you sure you want to?

Yeah. Okay.

Like this?

Yeah.

Or you can kiss him.

Okay. Yeah, just kiss him right here. Right there is a good spot. Kiss right

there.

Like this?

That's good, yeah.

Yeah, that's good.

You can get them a little deeper if you like.

Okay.

Oh,

that's perfect, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

And caress them, kind of make love to them, you know, because they really like

that.

Like that?

Oh, yeah.

Just like that, yeah.

Remember how I was licking and sucking your clit?

Yeah, it's kind of the same idea.

With the head of my dick.

Yeah,

oh yeah.

Yeah, you have his undivided attention too.

And every once in a while, take your tongue and move around on the head of my

dick.

As you're going down, I'm going to suck them a little bit. Move your tongue

around a little bit.

Oh, that's perfect.

Your grandma used

to drool a lot when she was doing that.

We do have that in common.

Really? That's excellent.

Wet is wonderful.

You can't get too wet for me.

And you can't get too deep for me either. I love that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's wonderful.

Yeah, does he taste okay? Yeah he tastes great

He's loving what you're doing. I guess you could probably tell.

I do love it.

And it's loving me.

Oh, yeah.

You can keep going we can just keep going

You can see I'm wet, right?

Yeah, I know. I just want to taste you, too.

Got my finger in your pussy.

It's just wonderfully wet.

Squeezing my finger with your pussy.

oh wow, you are really big

You keep sucking on him, and I'm going to pull these down.

And that clit is nothing short of spectacular.

Wow,

I didn't know my grandpa would be this awesome.

are part of my wildest dreams.

They're so amazing.

I got an idea. Why don't you lay down here?

And... Oh, that beautiful girl.

Just like your grandma.

I like that.

It looks so good.

It feels so good.

You're gonna play with those balls?

You're gonna play with your dick now.

Thank you.

Yeah, except I'm soaking wet.

Let's clean them some.

There, sweetie.

I'm going to give you a little help. Yeah?

You want to turn around? We're 69 some.

We can do that.

This is you and me, right?

Your juices, my juices, we're all blended together.

um um

Oh.

I don't believe in you!

He's yours. You can play with him all you want.

Grandma couldn't do that.

Oh,

that's

a perfect spot. Oh, that's a perfect spot.

That's a beautiful sight you know.

Oh, baby. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Look up at you and you look so pretty. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I was massaging your pussy with my mouth. You're massaging my pussy with

dick now.

Actually, you're massaging my dick with your pussy. That's wonderful.

Take him all the way in there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh,

man. Oh, man.

That sounds like a wonderful idea.

I

don't

want to do that because it's going to come on your face.

And I want your mouth closed too.

Oh, we should do this all day every day.

You ready for them? Yeah.

You sure?

Yeah. You know how you want to do them?

I do.

Okay, I'll tell you what.

Why don't you go ahead and get in position, and I'll see if I can do it

Oh, damn,

girl.

You're messy.

Yeah. In a great way.

I'm going to sit down here.

Anyway. Oh, you're amazing, girl.

This was a pleasant surprise.

I wonder if I have any uncles. I don't know.