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We're premium cable. 8 00:00:20,685 --> 00:00:23,224 - Oh, awesome. 9 00:00:23,258 --> 00:00:25,727 Anyway, we're all there, 10 00:00:25,762 --> 00:00:27,897 and Pecs is there acting all high and mighty 11 00:00:27,931 --> 00:00:30,569 like he's fucking Prince Harry or something. 12 00:00:30,603 --> 00:00:33,070 So I told him to go fuck himself. 13 00:00:33,104 --> 00:00:35,439 And then he gets all up in my face, 14 00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:38,075 Screaming "skank" and "whore," 15 00:00:38,109 --> 00:00:40,077 So I just punch him in the sack. 16 00:00:40,111 --> 00:00:42,580 Boom! He went ape shit, ape shit! 17 00:00:42,614 --> 00:00:43,748 And that's when the whole house 18 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,084 started screaming at us and yelling. 19 00:00:46,119 --> 00:00:49,920 And then that's when everything kind of starts getting blurry. 20 00:00:49,954 --> 00:00:52,957 Next thing I know, it's fucking 9:00 a.m., 21 00:00:52,991 --> 00:00:55,093 and I'm in my bed, and there's somebody butt-ass naked 22 00:00:55,128 --> 00:00:57,262 spooning me from the back. 23 00:00:57,296 --> 00:01:00,099 And I'm hoping, I'm hoping, I'm hoping 24 00:01:00,133 --> 00:01:01,433 it's Vin Diesel. 25 00:01:01,467 --> 00:01:03,536 - You hooked up with Pecs. 26 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:05,470 Oh, no, you didn't. 27 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:08,907 - Yeah. Can you fucking believe it? 28 00:01:08,942 --> 00:01:10,475 Oh, like I fucking remember. 29 00:01:10,509 --> 00:01:12,877 But then again... 30 00:01:12,911 --> 00:01:15,578 why would I remember? 31 00:01:15,613 --> 00:01:19,050 The gorilla's dick is the size of a baby's thumb. 32 00:01:19,084 --> 00:01:20,885 Shh. 33 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,721 Probably from all the steroids. 34 00:01:22,755 --> 00:01:25,891 - You know, he's gonna eventually see this. 35 00:01:25,925 --> 00:01:27,560 - I don't give a rat's ass. 36 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:30,229 Are we done here? 37 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:33,567 I need to get some serious face time with that tanning bed. 38 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:42,408 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:42,442 --> 00:01:46,645 - ♪ I've got my eye on you ♪ 40 00:01:46,679 --> 00:01:51,215 ♪ I've got my eye on you ♪ 41 00:01:51,249 --> 00:01:54,618 ♪ and I'm onto you, too ♪ 42 00:01:54,652 --> 00:01:59,289 ♪ your fooling around is getting blood on my shoes ♪ 43 00:01:59,324 --> 00:02:00,957 ♪ oh ♪ 44 00:02:00,992 --> 00:02:04,161 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪ 45 00:02:04,195 --> 00:02:08,533 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪ 46 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:11,803 ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪ 47 00:02:11,837 --> 00:02:13,204 - ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪ 48 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:17,309 - ♪ I've set my sights on you ♪ 49 00:02:17,343 --> 00:02:20,645 ♪ I've got an alibi, too ♪ 50 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,514 ♪ so don't look around ♪ 51 00:02:23,549 --> 00:02:26,317 ♪ I've got nothing to lose ♪ 52 00:02:26,351 --> 00:02:31,054 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪ 53 00:02:31,088 --> 00:02:35,491 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪ 54 00:02:35,525 --> 00:02:39,628 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪ 55 00:02:39,662 --> 00:02:44,233 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah, oh, oh ♪ 56 00:02:44,267 --> 00:02:45,568 ♪ ooh, ah, ah-ah ♪ 57 00:02:56,780 --> 00:02:59,282 - Welcome to The Hot House, 58 00:02:59,316 --> 00:03:01,617 Where six celebrities with... 59 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:04,186 shall we say, complicated histories 60 00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,689 live together in peace and harmony 61 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:10,559 and resolve their issues like intelligent adults. 62 00:03:10,593 --> 00:03:13,028 Oh, that doesn't sound like much fun, does it? 63 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,697 Perhaps rats on a sinking ship 64 00:03:15,731 --> 00:03:19,233 would be a much more accurate metaphor... 65 00:03:21,236 --> 00:03:24,539 rats without access to cell phones or the internet, 66 00:03:24,573 --> 00:03:28,209 no windows, and all the doors sealed shut, 67 00:03:28,243 --> 00:03:30,544 under lock and key as it were. 68 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:35,215 And we, the lucky viewers, get to watch them interact 24-7, 69 00:03:35,250 --> 00:03:36,716 as they try and figure out 70 00:03:36,751 --> 00:03:39,386 their, oh, so fascinating dilemmas. 71 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,055 Unlike some other Reality-TV shows, 72 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:45,058 no one in this house was meant to get voted off. 73 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:49,563 However, in the end, most of them did get eliminated. 74 00:03:49,598 --> 00:03:52,066 Where did it all go wrong? 75 00:03:52,100 --> 00:03:55,903 Perhaps we should start by meeting our housemates. 76 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:57,905 Tina Hendricks... 77 00:03:57,939 --> 00:04:01,008 famous for, well, being famous. 78 00:04:01,043 --> 00:04:02,843 Her father runs a movie studio, 79 00:04:02,878 --> 00:04:06,247 so she has access to all the A-list parties. 80 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:08,682 Her line of face creams and body scrubs-- 81 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,683 Tina's Essence-- 82 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:15,688 was selling well, but her true claim to fame was... 83 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,192 - Oh, you guessed it... 84 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,194 Don't fall! 85 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,695 Oh! - Oh! 86 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:23,796 Don't die! 87 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,798 - A sex tape. 88 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,366 - You like those Hershey's kisses? 89 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,035 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! 90 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:31,037 - They're so sweet. - Ooh, yeah! 91 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,708 They're so brown. 92 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:36,042 - Lucky Starr... 93 00:04:36,077 --> 00:04:37,577 - ♪ I've got my eye on you ♪ 94 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:39,213 - Cute, isn't he? 95 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:41,915 With a velvet voice to go with that adorable face. 96 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:46,220 Third runner-up on Superstar USA. 97 00:04:46,254 --> 00:04:49,223 Lucky's debut album dropped last spring... 98 00:04:49,258 --> 00:04:52,393 then kept on dropping to the bottom of the charts. 99 00:04:52,428 --> 00:04:56,631 - ♪ your fooling around is getting blood on my shoes, oh ♪ 100 00:04:56,665 --> 00:04:59,033 Oh, Tina! Oh, Tina! 101 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:02,003 - Rumor has it Lucky was the one 102 00:05:02,037 --> 00:05:05,340 who leaked his one-night stand with Tina online. 103 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:07,175 A guy's got to do what he can 104 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:08,676 to stay in the public eye. 105 00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:10,011 - You like that? - Oh, yeah! 106 00:05:10,045 --> 00:05:11,012 Pull my hair! 107 00:05:11,046 --> 00:05:12,847 - God, you're so dirty! Yeah! 108 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:14,115 - Oh! - Whoo! 109 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,684 Oh, god, you're so dirty! 110 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:26,193 - Roger Reynolds... 111 00:05:26,227 --> 00:05:30,663 star of another popular reality show called The Catch. 112 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:34,366 Roger caused quite a scandal when he proposed 113 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:38,370 to not one but two women in the show's finale. 114 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,207 - You're so sexy. 115 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,710 Mmm, I'd date me if I wasn't me. 116 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:47,147 - And, no, he's not Mormon, just indecisive. 117 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:51,552 Roger was engaged again three weeks later... 118 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,886 to Tina. 119 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:01,662 - But they're no longer together. 120 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:02,996 Bebe-- 121 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:06,933 No last name, just Bebe. 122 00:06:06,968 --> 00:06:09,035 She's our resident party girl-- 123 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:13,172 Mouthy, obnoxious, and rarely sober-- 124 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:16,008 In other words, a hero to millions... 125 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,375 with more Twitter followers 126 00:06:17,410 --> 00:06:21,347 than Charlie Sheen and Ashton K combined. 127 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,568 - And also the reason why Tina and Roger 128 00:06:40,602 --> 00:06:42,536 are no longer an item. 129 00:06:46,341 --> 00:06:48,842 - Hi. Come here. 130 00:06:48,877 --> 00:06:51,211 What? 131 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,879 - It's all good. 132 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,215 - Pecs--trainer to the stars 133 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:59,218 and half of the world's most passionate love story-- 134 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,020 The other half being himself. 135 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:04,023 - Let's go out there and be the Adonis God made you to be. 136 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,329 Book's already flying off the shelf. 137 00:07:09,363 --> 00:07:11,832 Workout video's coming next. 138 00:07:13,134 --> 00:07:16,604 After this show, world domination. 139 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:19,174 That's you, Pecs. 140 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:22,010 That's you, Pecs. 141 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:25,047 Own it. Own it. 142 00:07:26,482 --> 00:07:29,685 And there's a long waiting list for Pecs' services, 143 00:07:29,719 --> 00:07:32,355 known as Celebrity Boot Camp... 144 00:07:35,893 --> 00:07:38,028 - Yeah! 145 00:07:38,062 --> 00:07:41,365 - Because he's known for his killer workout, 146 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:45,369 bound to get any Hollywood starlet back in shape. 147 00:07:49,908 --> 00:07:51,208 - Yeah, right there. 148 00:07:51,242 --> 00:07:53,377 - Stay right there. 149 00:07:53,412 --> 00:07:55,079 Stay right there. 150 00:07:57,415 --> 00:08:00,217 - Wha--what the fuck? - Stay right there. 151 00:08:00,251 --> 00:08:01,985 Oh, babe, no other choice. Gotta make it go quick. 152 00:08:02,020 --> 00:08:05,488 - No, it's not. - Oh, I swear to God. 153 00:08:05,523 --> 00:08:08,658 - And finally, Angel Tomlin, 154 00:08:08,692 --> 00:08:11,027 the serious actress... 155 00:08:11,061 --> 00:08:12,161 the artist... 156 00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:13,663 with the single-minded goal 157 00:08:13,698 --> 00:08:16,166 to win an Oscar before she turns 30. 158 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,900 She has a way to go. 159 00:08:17,935 --> 00:08:20,002 Her last credit was Eat and Run-- 160 00:08:20,036 --> 00:08:22,004 A direct-to-DVD Zombie movie 161 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:25,408 that you may have had the good fortune to miss. 162 00:08:25,442 --> 00:08:28,011 So she's a little bit anxious to up her game. 163 00:08:28,045 --> 00:08:29,679 - Oh, my god. I can't believe you picked me. 164 00:08:29,713 --> 00:08:32,347 I want to thank the Academy, 165 00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:35,852 thank my mom, my dad, my sister. 166 00:08:35,886 --> 00:08:37,253 Thank you, God. 167 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:41,691 - And to do that, an actress' first priority 168 00:08:41,725 --> 00:08:46,362 must be getting back into tip-top shape. 169 00:08:50,601 --> 00:08:51,868 - Oh, yeah. - Oh! 170 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:53,536 - Yeah, stay right there. 171 00:08:53,571 --> 00:08:55,906 God, yeah, perfect. 172 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:57,541 - You got all that? 173 00:08:57,575 --> 00:09:02,146 Good, because things are really starting to heat up 174 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:04,682 in The Hot House. 175 00:09:10,689 --> 00:09:11,989 - All I'm saying is, like, 176 00:09:12,023 --> 00:09:13,657 if you want to poison your teeth, then go right ahead, 177 00:09:13,692 --> 00:09:15,659 but I don't think it's something that you need to be doing. 178 00:09:15,694 --> 00:09:17,595 - Even if I'm dead, my teeth will still be white, so... 179 00:09:17,629 --> 00:09:19,864 - No, it's unhealthy, okay? - Yo, where do you get off? 180 00:09:19,898 --> 00:09:21,599 You're lucky I even gave you a taste of this. 181 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:23,034 Look at these abs. 182 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:24,836 Go get your dirty-ass sheets and put them on this washboard. 183 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:29,275 - Oh, my god. Your abs can't give me a fucking orgasm, okay? 184 00:09:29,309 --> 00:09:30,609 I'm so sorry, Pecs, 185 00:09:30,644 --> 00:09:33,012 But a Mexican chihuahua's hung bigger than you. 186 00:09:33,046 --> 00:09:34,713 - I hear muscle dudes tend to overcompensate 187 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,782 for other shortcomings, if you know what I mean. 188 00:09:36,816 --> 00:09:40,085 - Stay out of it, bogus Jonas. 189 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,487 - All right, let's all just calm down. 190 00:09:41,521 --> 00:09:44,189 - Oh, look who wants to be Mr. fucking United Nations now 191 00:09:44,224 --> 00:09:46,058 And try to get everybody to make peace. 192 00:09:46,092 --> 00:09:47,693 - What the fuck does that mean? 193 00:09:47,727 --> 00:09:49,696 - We all know the only reason you're doing this show 194 00:09:49,730 --> 00:09:51,530 is 'cause America thinks you're a douche 195 00:09:51,564 --> 00:09:53,566 for breaking the hearts of those two chicks 196 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,200 on that dumb-fuck show you were in, 197 00:09:55,235 --> 00:09:57,870 and now you want to redeem your sorry fucking ass. 198 00:09:57,904 --> 00:10:00,372 - Yeah. What's wrong with that? 199 00:10:00,406 --> 00:10:02,508 Why do you have to be such a bitch? 200 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:06,378 - I'm from the Bronx. This is actually me being nice. 201 00:10:06,413 --> 00:10:08,881 - Why are you always giving Roger a hard time? 202 00:10:08,915 --> 00:10:11,050 You swear, like, you're here for some noble reason. 203 00:10:11,084 --> 00:10:13,319 You're just trying to get your 15 minutes. 204 00:10:13,353 --> 00:10:14,654 - Well, at least I'm not here 205 00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:18,157 Hawking those nasty beauty creams like lame-ass Tina. 206 00:10:18,191 --> 00:10:21,493 - Where is she, by the way? - Hogging the Jacuzzi as usual. 207 00:10:21,528 --> 00:10:24,062 I'm the one who needs to soak. 208 00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:25,664 My back's killing me. 209 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:26,999 - Maybe you should spend less time on it. 210 00:10:28,868 --> 00:10:30,569 - You know, people like you and Tina really piss me off. 211 00:10:30,604 --> 00:10:32,404 You are so desperate to be famous, 212 00:10:32,439 --> 00:10:34,907 you'll do anything for attention. 213 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:37,409 - What makes you so fucking special? 214 00:10:37,444 --> 00:10:40,346 - I am an actress. 215 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,914 - Hmm. You call what you do a skill, huh? 216 00:10:41,948 --> 00:10:43,182 - Yeah. - Yeah. 217 00:10:43,217 --> 00:10:46,752 You got eaten by flesh-eating Zombies... 218 00:10:46,787 --> 00:10:48,421 - One time. - Before the opening credits 219 00:10:48,455 --> 00:10:51,090 of a crappy, low-budget film. - Okay, one time. Once. 220 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:54,093 - Not--not exactly Meryl fucking Streep. 221 00:10:54,127 --> 00:10:56,295 - The director was a hack. 222 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:58,931 Okay, you should see the movie I did on Lifetime. 223 00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:01,033 I played a cheerleader with Tourette's. 224 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,301 People wept. 225 00:11:02,335 --> 00:11:04,770 - I'm sure they fucking did. 226 00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:06,271 - Yo, let's get back to me, anyway. 227 00:11:06,306 --> 00:11:07,940 I'm tired of everybody making fun of my man hood in here. 228 00:11:07,974 --> 00:11:09,575 - Don't sweat the small stuff. 229 00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:11,043 - I'm warning you, asswipe. 230 00:11:11,078 --> 00:11:13,712 - Hey, everybody just needs to fucking chill, all right? 231 00:11:13,746 --> 00:11:16,215 We totally need to take a break from being stuck in here. 232 00:11:16,249 --> 00:11:17,682 Why don't we ask the producers 233 00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,251 And see if we can get a night off? 234 00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:20,652 - No, you know what? I don't think that's gonna work, man. 235 00:11:20,686 --> 00:11:22,621 We all signed contracts. - I know. 236 00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:24,122 I mean, isn't that the point-- you know, us fighting? 237 00:11:24,156 --> 00:11:25,591 Reality TV 101. 238 00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:27,560 - Oh, my god. 239 00:11:27,594 --> 00:11:32,064 I haven't even tweeted something in, like, four days. 240 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:33,899 I'm going through fucking withdrawals. 241 00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,567 - You know what? I don't even need this shit. 242 00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:36,802 I got a workout book 243 00:11:36,836 --> 00:11:39,071 on The New York Times best seller list. 244 00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,605 - Oh, that's it. 245 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,573 I am just gonna kill fucking Tina 246 00:11:42,608 --> 00:11:45,042 if she doesn't get out of the fucking Jacuzzi. 247 00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:47,078 - Really, does every other word out of your mouth 248 00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,446 have to be "fuck"? 249 00:11:50,949 --> 00:11:52,749 - You're--you're so right. 250 00:11:52,783 --> 00:11:56,753 I am so sorry for not talking more... 251 00:11:56,787 --> 00:11:58,088 ladylike. 252 00:11:58,122 --> 00:11:59,956 - Thank you. 253 00:11:59,991 --> 00:12:02,025 - You're welcome. 254 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,361 Oh, and fuck you! 255 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:05,663 Fuck you! 256 00:12:05,697 --> 00:12:07,165 - There she is. - You know what? 257 00:12:07,199 --> 00:12:10,535 I'm gonna go see--just let Tina know her time's up, okay? 258 00:12:10,570 --> 00:12:12,137 Anything to get away from you. 259 00:12:12,172 --> 00:12:13,439 - Oh. 260 00:12:13,473 --> 00:12:15,474 Oh, you fucking better watch it, bitch. 261 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:18,278 - Yo, you see that ass? 262 00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:20,847 My workout made that ass. - Nice. 263 00:12:20,881 --> 00:12:22,949 - Will you give the self-promotion a break, man? 264 00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:24,517 - Yo, at least I didn't have to make a sex tape 265 00:12:24,551 --> 00:12:25,718 so I could be a household name. 266 00:12:25,752 --> 00:12:27,386 - The idea of your needle dick in high def-- 267 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:29,421 the world thanks you. - Oh. 268 00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:31,490 - I could collapse your windpipe right now, 269 00:12:31,524 --> 00:12:32,757 And you'd never sing another note. 270 00:12:32,792 --> 00:12:33,858 And you want to know who would care? 271 00:12:33,892 --> 00:12:35,092 No one! 272 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,560 - Come on. Pecs, come on, man. 273 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,562 Fucking meathead, dude-- roid rage. 274 00:12:38,596 --> 00:12:40,330 Calm down, son. 275 00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:42,566 - Oh, my god! Aah! 276 00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:44,735 In here! 277 00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:47,404 - What the fuck? - Angel. 278 00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,907 - Get in here now! 279 00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:53,243 Get in here! 280 00:12:53,277 --> 00:12:56,445 - You okay? 281 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,948 - What the fuck is going on? 282 00:12:58,982 --> 00:13:01,283 - Whoa. 283 00:13:01,317 --> 00:13:04,352 Sorry, guys. I thought my sandal... 284 00:13:04,386 --> 00:13:06,020 - What the fuck's wrong with Tina? 285 00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:08,456 Did she fucking drown in there? 286 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,025 Is she-- is she okay? 287 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:14,061 - Does she look okay, moron? 288 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:17,531 - You guys have got to get out here, okay? 289 00:13:17,565 --> 00:13:18,966 Something's seriously wrong. 290 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,234 Do you hear me? 291 00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:22,369 Someone needs to call 911. 292 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:25,705 - Okay, dudes, dudes... 293 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,207 I think she's dead. 294 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:28,709 No fucking way! 295 00:13:28,743 --> 00:13:30,010 - Maybe they're screwing with us, 296 00:13:30,044 --> 00:13:31,378 and this is just part of the show. 297 00:13:31,412 --> 00:13:32,880 - Dude, this is some sick, twisted shit. 298 00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:35,583 - No, she's not fucking around. I think she's really dead. 299 00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:37,385 - What do we do? 300 00:13:37,419 --> 00:13:38,887 - I mean, they got cameras everywhere. 301 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:41,889 They got to be watching us from the control room. 302 00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:42,991 Let's go. 303 00:13:47,797 --> 00:13:50,466 Hello? - Hey, open the fucking door! 304 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,068 - Is this a joke? You guys are sick. 305 00:13:52,102 --> 00:13:53,736 - Hey, we're not fucking around. - Somebody's fucking dead. 306 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:56,406 - Hey, we're not fucking around. - Hello? 307 00:14:04,048 --> 00:14:05,915 - Maybe they left. 308 00:14:26,737 --> 00:14:28,538 - Any luck? - They're not answering. 309 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:30,039 - Maybe we're just getting Punk'd. 310 00:14:30,073 --> 00:14:31,707 - Yeah, maybe it's just kind of, like, a wax look-alike 311 00:14:31,741 --> 00:14:32,708 of Tina or something. 312 00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:34,877 - What are you two, fucking idiots? 313 00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:37,212 That was Tina, and she was, like, totally dead. 314 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:38,914 - So you're saying someone electrocuted her on purpose? 315 00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:40,215 - No, I'm just saying 316 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,885 that I think that Pecs electrocuted her on purpose. 317 00:14:42,919 --> 00:14:44,887 - Me? Why would I do something like that? 318 00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,388 - Because she was the only one of us 319 00:14:46,423 --> 00:14:49,058 that didn't let you fuck her, and you hated her for it. 320 00:14:49,093 --> 00:14:50,226 - Oh, yeah? What about you? 321 00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:51,895 - What the fuck are you talking about? 322 00:14:51,929 --> 00:14:53,397 - When you sat right there and said you were gonna kill her. 323 00:14:53,431 --> 00:14:55,900 - Hey, he's right, and you had time to do it 324 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:58,569 after the confessional before you got back in here. 325 00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:00,838 - You think if I really was gonna kill her, 326 00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:03,240 I would sit here and announce it to everybody? 327 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,842 - Hey, nobody said you were a smart serial killer. 328 00:15:05,877 --> 00:15:09,346 - Oh! I'm not the one with a criminal record, okay? 329 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:10,413 That's you! 330 00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:11,848 Fucking klepto! 331 00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:15,018 - Okay, first, I didn't steal that necklace. 332 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:16,519 I thought they gave it to me. 333 00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:20,189 Second, klepto, as you so eloquently put it, 334 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,358 does not mean killer. 335 00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:25,294 And third, I didn't have a problem with Tina. 336 00:15:25,328 --> 00:15:27,062 - You were just bad-mouthing her a few minutes ago. 337 00:15:27,097 --> 00:15:30,098 - Yeah, before I knew she was dead. 338 00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:31,933 What about Roger, hmm? 339 00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:33,534 - He's the one with the motive. 340 00:15:33,568 --> 00:15:36,103 - Me? What are you talking about? 341 00:15:36,138 --> 00:15:38,139 This tastes weird. 342 00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,542 - We all know how badly it ended between you two 343 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,811 when she caught you in bed with Bebe. 344 00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:43,812 - I never touched her. 345 00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:45,781 I was still in love with Tina. 346 00:15:45,815 --> 00:15:48,016 I never forgave myself for cheating. 347 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:51,220 I told Bebe that I loved Tina, 348 00:15:51,255 --> 00:15:53,723 So maybe she got rid of her so she could have me for herself. 349 00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:54,724 - Oh, my god. 350 00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:56,259 Are you fucking serious? - Yeah. 351 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,361 - You should get over yourself. You're a loser. 352 00:15:58,396 --> 00:16:00,497 And I barely remember the one time we fucked, 353 00:16:00,531 --> 00:16:01,998 'cause I was passed out! 354 00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:03,833 - You stupid little dwarf! 355 00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:06,335 Bitch! - What are you gonna do, huh? 356 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,703 - Hey. 357 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,106 You okay? 358 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,007 - What the fuck? - Roger? 359 00:16:13,042 --> 00:16:15,210 - Dude, he's--he's having some kind of seizure, man. 360 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:16,277 Oh, shit! 361 00:16:16,311 --> 00:16:17,311 Roger! 362 00:16:17,379 --> 00:16:18,846 - Aah! 363 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,681 - Oh, shut up, Angel! This isn't one of your movies! 364 00:16:20,716 --> 00:16:22,817 Give it a rest! - Holy shit. 365 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,319 - What the fuck? 366 00:16:24,353 --> 00:16:27,189 - Maybe someone... 367 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:30,192 poisoned his tooth whitener. 368 00:16:30,226 --> 00:16:32,028 Remember how he said it tasted weird? 369 00:16:32,062 --> 00:16:33,462 - Yo, I don't give a shit. 370 00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:35,031 I didn't sign up for this. I want to get out of here. 371 00:16:35,065 --> 00:16:36,366 - Control room's the only way out. 372 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,567 - Then let's beat down the door 373 00:16:37,601 --> 00:16:39,202 and see what these fucking maniacs are up to. 374 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:43,372 You hear that, motherfuckers? I'm coming for you! 375 00:16:43,407 --> 00:16:45,408 Fuck this! 376 00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:52,381 Open the fucking door! 377 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,049 I'll eat through this shit! 378 00:16:54,084 --> 00:16:55,918 Open up! 379 00:16:57,854 --> 00:17:00,055 Open the motherfucking door... 380 00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:01,090 Now! 381 00:17:01,124 --> 00:17:04,160 Open up the door! 382 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,329 I'm the wrong one to fuck with, I'm telling you! 383 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,165 - It's no use, Pecs. 384 00:17:08,199 --> 00:17:10,367 Come on, the door's made of steel. 385 00:17:12,537 --> 00:17:15,840 - And what do you want to do-- sing them a fucking tune? 386 00:17:15,874 --> 00:17:18,676 - There has to be some sort of emergency exit or something. 387 00:17:18,710 --> 00:17:20,511 - Listen, we need to split up and search this place. 388 00:17:20,578 --> 00:17:21,945 They probably forgot to lock something up. 389 00:17:21,980 --> 00:17:23,847 - No, no, no, no, no, no, please, let's not split up. 390 00:17:23,882 --> 00:17:26,016 What if one of us is the killer? - That's impossible. 391 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:29,019 How could one of us do all this without anybody noticing? 392 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,620 It's probably some psycho fan. 393 00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:32,255 You know who watches this shit. 394 00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:34,357 - He's right. The longer we're here, the more exposed we are. 395 00:17:34,391 --> 00:17:36,025 Bebe, you go check the bedrooms with Pecs. 396 00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:37,526 Angel and I can start in the dayroom. 397 00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,061 - Yeah, let's go. 398 00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,068 Coming? 399 00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,710 - Hey, don't worry. 400 00:17:55,744 --> 00:18:00,214 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 401 00:18:00,249 --> 00:18:02,316 - What are you doing? - What? 402 00:18:02,351 --> 00:18:03,818 I was feeling something between us. 403 00:18:03,852 --> 00:18:05,519 - Oh, my go-- are you kidding me? 404 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:07,954 Now? With a mad killer on the loose? 405 00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:09,990 - You were giving me this look, 406 00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:11,657 and I thought maybe-- - My god! 407 00:18:11,692 --> 00:18:14,493 You are an even bigger loser than everyone says you are. 408 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,262 Don't talk to me that way. 409 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,463 - Hey, come-- 410 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,499 Stop, stop. - Let go! You're hurting me. 411 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,334 - Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 412 00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,170 It's just I don't care about what the others think about me, 413 00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:24,839 But I thought maybe we had something. 414 00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:26,340 So, I guess I was wrong. 415 00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,842 That's it. Let's get out of here. 416 00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,377 Come on. - Wait. 417 00:18:31,881 --> 00:18:35,184 Look, I'm sorry about the "loser" comment. 418 00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,853 You're not a loser at all. 419 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:41,190 I'm just scared. I mean... 420 00:18:41,224 --> 00:18:44,727 Honestly, you're the only person here I can trust. 421 00:19:21,031 --> 00:19:22,030 - Oh! 422 00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,754 - Fuck. 423 00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:24,095 - Find anything? 424 00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:33,738 Fucking lucky. 425 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:36,441 Let's go. - All right. 426 00:20:44,782 --> 00:20:46,750 Hey, where's Angel? 427 00:20:46,784 --> 00:20:47,917 - I don't know. 428 00:20:47,952 --> 00:20:49,586 We finished looking around, 429 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,421 and then she went to the bathroom for a minute, 430 00:20:51,455 --> 00:20:53,089 and she--she didn't come back. 431 00:20:53,123 --> 00:20:55,959 I'm starting to get worried. - Yeah? 432 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,261 What was this doing in your room, huh? 433 00:20:58,295 --> 00:20:59,429 - Oh... 434 00:20:59,463 --> 00:21:01,197 That's just-- - Where is she, Lucky? 435 00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:03,032 - Hey, man, it wasn't me! I told you! 436 00:21:03,066 --> 00:21:04,400 I said I don't know! 437 00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:06,135 - Angel! - You're a fucking dead man. 438 00:21:13,577 --> 00:21:16,613 Just like in the fucking horror film she did. 439 00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:19,282 Guys, get in here! 440 00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:20,750 Now! 441 00:21:23,254 --> 00:21:24,588 She's dead. 442 00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:25,889 Lucky fucking stabbed her! 443 00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,391 - What? No! I didn't do that! 444 00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:28,726 - Hey, we searched the whole house! 445 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,227 It had to be you! - No, no, no, no. 446 00:21:30,262 --> 00:21:32,230 - You low-life piece of shit! - It wasn't me, Pecs! 447 00:21:32,264 --> 00:21:33,765 - This time I'm really gonna crush you. 448 00:21:33,799 --> 00:21:35,567 Motherfucker. 449 00:21:44,109 --> 00:21:46,077 - Piece of shit. 450 00:21:46,111 --> 00:21:47,711 - Get up. 451 00:21:54,452 --> 00:21:55,885 - You killed him! 452 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,088 - It was an accident. 453 00:21:58,122 --> 00:22:00,891 - Don't get any fucking closer! 454 00:22:03,562 --> 00:22:04,863 - He was... 455 00:22:04,897 --> 00:22:06,364 he was--he was choking me to death. 456 00:22:06,399 --> 00:22:07,899 It was just self-defense. 457 00:22:07,934 --> 00:22:11,704 He was trying to choke me to death. 458 00:22:11,738 --> 00:22:13,372 - Yeah. 459 00:22:13,407 --> 00:22:17,210 - It was self-defense. 460 00:22:17,245 --> 00:22:18,711 You don't understand. 461 00:22:18,746 --> 00:22:20,379 That's not a real gun. 462 00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:24,383 They wouldn't let me bring a real gun into this house. 463 00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:27,886 Let's--let's calm down and talk about this, okay? 464 00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:31,890 Come on, it's not--it's not me. - We're the only two left. 465 00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:34,091 It had to be you. 466 00:23:42,597 --> 00:23:45,232 Hey. Hey. 467 00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:46,499 Hey. 468 00:23:47,935 --> 00:23:49,235 Hey. 469 00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:51,971 Hey. 470 00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:56,242 Hey. Oh! 471 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:59,911 - Never thought I'd live to see it-- 472 00:23:59,946 --> 00:24:03,248 The Bronx bitch crying. 473 00:24:03,283 --> 00:24:05,684 - You're--you're dead. You're--you're dead. 474 00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:08,353 - Pretty convincing, huh? 475 00:24:08,388 --> 00:24:11,389 A little trick I learned on Knife to the Heart. 476 00:24:13,392 --> 00:24:15,293 - What the...? 477 00:24:15,327 --> 00:24:18,129 - This one, though... 478 00:24:18,163 --> 00:24:20,698 - Uh... - Not a prop. 479 00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,867 This one's the real deal. 480 00:24:22,901 --> 00:24:26,705 - Okay, okay, what the fuck's going on? 481 00:24:26,739 --> 00:24:28,706 - Acting wasn't the only skill I learned 482 00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,709 shooting horror movies. 483 00:24:30,743 --> 00:24:35,045 The makeup guys taught me to use fake blood and stuff... 484 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,214 so I look super dead. 485 00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:42,386 - Oh. Okay. 486 00:24:42,421 --> 00:24:43,821 Okay. 487 00:24:43,855 --> 00:24:45,723 What about the others? 488 00:24:45,757 --> 00:24:47,592 - Oh, that's all totally real. 489 00:24:47,626 --> 00:24:49,060 Look... 490 00:24:49,094 --> 00:24:51,095 I'll show you. 491 00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:55,766 There's me taking care of Tina. 492 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,343 And that's me fucking Roger. 493 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:09,114 I-I know. I know. He's such a prick, but... 494 00:25:09,149 --> 00:25:11,684 Mmm, I couldn't help myself. 495 00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:15,321 You have to admit Bebe, I have one rockin' bod. 496 00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,523 Look at me! 497 00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,960 Look at me. 498 00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:23,163 Not an ounce of body fat. 499 00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:27,033 Those breasts are all-natural. 500 00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:31,705 That is 100% pure fucking perfection! 501 00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,209 Ooh, wait, wait. Wait for it. 502 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:40,046 Here comes the good part. 503 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:43,216 - Ah! - Watch this. 504 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:49,056 I put poison on his teeth whitener. 505 00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,559 That vain prick made it so easy. 506 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:52,827 Am I good or what? 507 00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:55,063 - Oh. - Huh? 508 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:59,100 The same poison I used to take out the crew. 509 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:05,172 Hey, guys, I was bored, and I figured you might be, too, 510 00:26:05,206 --> 00:26:08,476 So I made some brownies-- my grandma's secret recipe. 511 00:26:08,510 --> 00:26:09,710 Enjoy. 512 00:26:09,744 --> 00:26:11,044 I'm so in the moment there. 513 00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,180 Am I good or what? 514 00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:15,014 - Oh. - Huh? 515 00:26:15,049 --> 00:26:16,850 - Why the fuck did you do this? 516 00:26:16,884 --> 00:26:18,451 - You were right. 517 00:26:18,486 --> 00:26:23,023 Acting was never going to get me back in the spotlight. 518 00:26:23,058 --> 00:26:26,027 But crawling out of this... 519 00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:29,865 the sole survivor of a brutal serial killer rampaging 520 00:26:29,899 --> 00:26:32,701 through the set of a reality show-- 521 00:26:32,736 --> 00:26:34,537 Now, that's what makes headlines. 522 00:26:34,571 --> 00:26:36,039 - Yeah? 523 00:26:36,073 --> 00:26:39,542 Nobody ever is gonna fucking believe you. 524 00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:41,878 Sure they will. 525 00:26:41,913 --> 00:26:43,546 All I have to do... - No. 526 00:26:43,581 --> 00:26:45,882 - Is destroy the footage, 527 00:26:45,916 --> 00:26:50,385 and like I said, be the sole survivor. 528 00:26:50,420 --> 00:26:53,555 - Oh, f--no. 529 00:26:53,589 --> 00:26:55,724 Bebe... 530 00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:58,894 when are you going to realize... 531 00:26:58,928 --> 00:27:00,829 It isn't always about you? 532 00:27:07,871 --> 00:27:09,505 I'm coming to kill you, bitch! 533 00:27:09,540 --> 00:27:12,008 Get back here! Get back here! 534 00:27:12,043 --> 00:27:13,644 Get back here! Get back here! 535 00:27:23,955 --> 00:27:26,022 - You fucking crazy bitch! 536 00:27:29,759 --> 00:27:31,660 Fuck you. 537 00:27:31,694 --> 00:27:32,928 - Get off me! 538 00:27:32,962 --> 00:27:36,130 Why won't you die already? 539 00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,868 Stop fighting me, Bebe! 540 00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:43,705 After this, you'll be more famous than ever. 541 00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:46,141 You just won't be around to enjoy all the perks. 542 00:27:46,175 --> 00:27:48,477 - Crazy-- 543 00:27:51,648 --> 00:27:54,684 - What? 544 00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:58,289 - You bitch! 545 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,458 - Get off me. Fucking bitch. 546 00:28:00,492 --> 00:28:01,960 - You--you're a bitch. 547 00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:04,495 - No. 548 00:28:04,530 --> 00:28:06,665 Stop it! No, no. - Yeah. 549 00:28:06,699 --> 00:28:08,867 Yeah, bitch. - Stop it! 550 00:28:08,902 --> 00:28:10,502 Get off me. - Fucking bitch. 551 00:28:10,537 --> 00:28:12,839 Ha ha. - Aah! Not the face! 552 00:28:24,918 --> 00:28:27,687 - Like I said, bitch... 553 00:28:27,721 --> 00:28:29,688 I'm from the Bronx. 554 00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:32,691 And that was just me being nice. 555 00:28:35,563 --> 00:28:38,365 - Angel was right about one thing. 556 00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:41,535 Bebe is about to become more famous than ever 557 00:28:41,569 --> 00:28:44,204 now that she has stolen Angel's juicy role 558 00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:47,374 as the lone survivor of a crazed killer. 559 00:28:47,409 --> 00:28:50,211 As for Angel, well... 560 00:28:50,245 --> 00:28:53,213 she's learned the difference between fame and infamy. 561 00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:55,716 Life is such a bitch that way. 562 00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:58,218 There's already a film about her in the works, 563 00:28:58,253 --> 00:29:01,989 and rumor has it Natalie Portman is ready to kill for the part. 564 00:29:02,023 --> 00:29:04,158 Perhaps she'll get another Oscar, 565 00:29:04,192 --> 00:29:08,195 or maybe that honor will go to her makeup artist. 566 00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:23,510 - ♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪ 567 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:25,512 ♪ I want it, I want it ♪ 568 00:29:25,546 --> 00:29:29,682 ♪ it's hard to hide when the paparazzi's following me ♪ 569 00:29:29,716 --> 00:29:32,351 ♪ so I just smile with the cameras flashing ♪ 570 00:29:32,386 --> 00:29:33,852 ♪ so I can't see ♪ 571 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:35,854 ♪ I want to shut down the stores ♪ 572 00:29:35,889 --> 00:29:38,190 ♪ so I can shop all alone ♪ 573 00:29:38,224 --> 00:29:42,195 ♪ put my name on some clothes that I can sell as my own ♪ 574 00:29:42,229 --> 00:29:44,196 ♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪ 575 00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:46,199 ♪ I want it, I want it ♪ 576 00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:48,501 ♪ my 15 minutes of fame ♪ 577 00:29:48,535 --> 00:29:50,570 ♪ I want it, I want it ♪ 578 00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:54,572 == sync, corrected by elderman == 579 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:58,045 - Kill, Lubu, kill. 580 00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,081 Good, fish.41845

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