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Hey, look!

The Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow! Give me a break.

I don't like this.

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Fear not, Ranger.

Barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was that?

That was Benja, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm

of Dungeons and Dragons.

Nobody likes a dirty unicorn.

This is a riot. You guys should take this act on the road.

Ah, dry up, Eric.

Hey,

I'm all wet.

Now there's a bulletin from the newsroom. Well, since I'm wet anyway,

just go for a swim.

That thing wasn't attacking.

It was running scared.

Oh,

it's only you.

Dungeon Master.

You are wise to be cautious, my young friends.

There is great danger ahead.

What this time, oh terrible tour guide?

A danger so great that its very existence might keep you from ever

way home.

What do you mean?

If this world is destroyed...

you will have no chance of returning from it to your own. Who or what could

such a thing?

Demodragon, a terrible creature, half demon, half dragon, whose power could

devastate the realm.

What can we do?

Seek out the city called Tardo's Keep.

This will aid you in finding it.

But how do we stop Demodragon? By helping the one who stands against you.

that supposed to mean? Why can't we ever get a straight answer from...

Dungeon Master Wheat. He's gone.

Hey, it's a map.

There's Tardo's Keep.

Beyond the dust lands.

Okay, gang. Let's hit the road.

Wrong road, Cavalier. The dust lands are this way.

Oh, yeah. I knew that.

According to the map, this is supposed to be the wondrous wood.

Doesn't look too wondrous to me.

The map says this is Alicorn River.

But it doesn't say anything about it being frozen.

Wait, I get it.

Something's burned down the woods and frozen the river.

Yeah, but what?

Hey, Presto, can't you squeeze some water out of that hat?

I can try. Don't bother. Remember what happened the last time?

I got water, didn't I? Yeah, in a bowl full of goldfish. Yeah.

Look, that must be Tardos Keep.

Looks like we're not the only ones interested in this place.

Orc soldiers?

Ah, terrific. That means Fender's probably not far away.

Yes, and if they do, let them in.

That way we may learn what Venger's plan is.

Abracadabra and all those other magic words.

Who says losing your marbles is bad?

Guess we better not.

a queen of Tardos. Who are you? And what does Venger want with you? He wants our

weapons.

Ah, I see.

He wants something from us as well.

The treasure of Tardos.

For years he has tried to trick his way into this keep.

Speak truthfully and quickly if you would survive. Why are you here?

Hey, lady, it's not our idea. I mean, Dungeon Master told us to come here.

Dungeon Master?

You know Dungeon Master?

Well, we don't really know him. I mean, not on a first -name basis or anything

like that, but... Quiet, Eric!

Yes, we know Dungeon Master, and he did send us here. Ah, this is good.

Dungeon Master is our friend.

Oh, yeah.

He's a great guy, isn't he?

Old DM and I are just like that, right?

Not even you can break Taro's keep venture.

These walls have been strengthened by stone.

Your weapons have broken Venge's spell of control.

I created you. You cannot defy me.

We are safe for the moment.

Maybe the game's not over.

Maybe not, but I'm sitting out this inning. I need something to eat.

Let's go, shrimp.

Who are you calling a shrimp?

You have won some time for us, my friends.

How much, I don't know.

Perhaps we will yet find a way to keep our treasure from Venger's grasp.

Just what is this treasure, your highness, if I may ask?

Something Venger must never possess.

The only known crop of a rare herb that can render the mightiest dragon

helpless.

Dragonbane. So that's what Venger's after.

He wants the Dragonbane to use... Against Tiamat!

Tiamat. An evil dragon and the only creature Venger fears.

Hey, wait a minute. How come you didn't just dump some of that stuff on

Demodragon? No, my friends.

Venger created Demodragon hoping to trick us into doing just that. And the

Dragonbane would have fallen into his hands.

But if Demodragon comes back, you know he can break down those doors.

People? Your city? Us? Just to protect some... You do not understand.

Our people are hiding in a land far away.

We who remain are volunteers. We stay to guard the Dragonbane.

And if the gates fall, to destroy it.

But... But then wouldn't you... Indeed.

Then Venger would surely destroy us.

It's okay.

If you're into smells.

I am pleased you

like my garden.

Here, please accept this garland. It will bring luck.

Gee, thanks.

It's probably poison ivy. Eric!

Venger will regroup his orcs and attack again soon.

One way or another, we've got to get our weapons back.

You're out of your mind. How are we going to get them away from Godzilla?

Wait! Remember what Dungeon Master said?

By helping the one who stands against you.

You mean who I think you mean?

Diana's right.

I never thought I'd say it, but Venger's our only hope.

Make friends with Venger.

Oh, sure. How are we supposed to do that?

Buy him another horn for his helmet? How are we even going to find him or

Demodragon? That's how.

Demodragon!

Demodragon is uncontrollable.

More powerful than I planned.

He will destroy the realm unless something is done.

Together we could do that something, Venture. What?

You want to defeat Demodragon, and so do we.

Let's join forces.

You are a fool.

Without your weapons, you offer me nothing.

Oh, yeah? You've taken our weapons before, and we've still whipped you.

Enough.

I agree to your proposal.

Ranger, approach me.

Hold out your hands.

Afraid?

Take the orcs and, who should I say, assist our dragon slayers?

With pleasure, master.

At least we don't have to worry about Demodragon sneaking up on us.

Let's hope Venger's gadget works.

So that's what Dragonbane looks like.

Hey, the old gardener said it would bring luck.

Hey, I knew it all along.

That's why I risked my life to get Uni that close to Demodragon.

Eric! You expect us to believe that?

It doesn't matter what he expects, Barbarian.

Surrender your weapons.

Now! Shadow Demon, that is the worst idea I've ever heard.

Oh, yeah?

There might be a zillion of you, but we've got one of him.

Me? What are you saying?

Who do you think zapped old Demodragon, the tooth fairy?

It was Presto.

Listen, Shadow Demon, don't get him mad or he'll turn you into, uh, he'll turn

you into...

treat beware what you say when you speak of magic wizard or you shall see who

has the greater power as for you ranger you have destroyed that which i

created how i am not yet certain but you have restored the balance now we are

even the next time we meet

Likewise, Venger.

So be it.

Now I've seen everything.

Wow, Venger's letting us go.

Keep your voices down till we get out of here. We gotta get the you -know -what

back to Queen Solanara.

Will she be glad to see us?

I hope she's glad enough to give us some real food.

What do you know? You eat grass.

Venger's not all bad?

Sure. And Genghis Khan was a stand -up comic.

You are wrong, Cavalier.

There was good in Venger once.

A long time ago.

Everyone makes mistakes.

Venger was mine.