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Hey, look!

A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

Wow! See?

Give me a break.

I don't like this!

Whoa! What's happening?

Whoa!

Where are we?

Look out!

Fear not, Ranger!

barbarian, magician, thief, cavalier, and acrobat.

Who was

that? That was Venger, the force of evil. I am Dungeon Master, your guide

in the realm of Dungeons and Dragons.

What are you, asleep up there?

How come nobody, nobody laughing?

Hey,

somebody, do something.

Heads up, Eric.

Hey, what are you, nuts?

You could have hit me.

When I get my hands on you guys, I'm... Ah, what the?

from the Dungeons and Dragons rhyme.

Maybe it'll take us home.

Presto. Think you can cast the spell to get it working?

Well, I can try.

Then try it on them.

Filthy barbarians.

Watch it, Eric. That's my nickname.

Yeah. Oh, please forgive me, Sir Bobby.

But I've had a bad day. Do you mind?

Let go, you mangy mutt. Eric, would you relax? He

just wants us to follow him. Don't you, boy?

Come on.

You come on. I'm not following anything that smells like that.

Keep on. Keep on.

There's nothing wrong with him?

Sure. Eric just gets like that every once in a while. And just when the ride

started to get weird, there was a big flash of light and I wound up here.

Nobody with you? Just Freddy.

He jumped on before they could stop him.

Just like he knew something was going to happen.

So how'd you know what was going to happen to Diana?

He got a crystal ball or what?

It's weird, but I dreamed it. Last night after we got to this world.

Except for you guys, everything in this world has been a bad dream.

Yeah, tell me about it.

Oh, not now.

Greetings, young pupils.

Hello, Jerry.

How'd he know my name?

Dungeon Master knows all kinds of things.

Huh, everything except the way home. On the contrary, Cavalier.

A portal to your home world lies within those mountains.

Oh, yeah?

What's the catch this time?

Before you leave, you must destroy it. And if we destroy it, it can't get us

home, right?

Sheesh. How would we find it in the first place?

The portal lies within the maze of darkness.

To find it, you must first become lost.

I'll tell you who ought to get lost. You, you little invisible... Don't

Terry. We'll find the way home. Right, Bobby? Sure.

We'll get the kid home.

Rude. Terry's the same age as you.

Sorry. That's okay.

Bobby, good night.

Yeah, good night.

They defeated the Ponywolves? And my desert men?

They must have fought well.

Yes, Benjer. But they fought with the aid of another of their miserable kind.

A young girl.

whole place is a bad dream.

Tell her to shut up. I'm trying to... You shut up, Eric!

Cool it, Bobby.

Let's get back to sleep, okay?

Hank, you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm trying not to. Sure hope Terry's bad dream wasn't about us.

Over here, you guys.

Breakfast on the way.

I thought you said Eric couldn't find food if it came up in bed him.

Stinkweed stew?

Boiled beef.

You guys couldn't catch food if it came up and bit -

Some of these rocks are sharp as knives.

I got it. How about a spell that'll turn the rocks into rubber?

Sandman tell you that was?

Watch your mouth, Eric!

I'm sure.

It's some kind of magic door.

You get in it and you wind up back at the amusement park.

The way home!

All right!

Let's get going.

Dream on, dummies. You just get lost.

But Dungeon Master said to find the path home, we have to get lost.

Oh, just forget it. We're gonna get that door.

It's this maze.

It's affecting our mind.

So let's get out of here.

Wait a minute. Affecting our minds? Your minds, perhaps. You forget the old

cavalier has a brain as strong as a steel trap.

Beware, cavaliers.

All

right.

Yeah, I wish you could see this. We're really getting close.

couple of days and hey cut it out you traveling flea circus

yeah so what do you say we take a break

your dungeon master.

Was that just another dream?

Yes, but like the others, it will come true.

What you talking about dreams for?

Just tell us the way out of here. How do we get home?

The way out is the way home, just as Venger planned.

Venger? Indeed.

For a thousand years, his maze of darkness has lured unwedded travelers

promise of the portal home.

Many have tried,

failed. That explains those suits of armor.

All that remains of a band of brave warriors, pupils of mine in a time long

past. And after we get out of here? If you succeed, a portal will remain,

looting countless others to their doom.

What do you mean, if we succeed?

The maze of darkness will try to stop you.

Ah, this place isn't so scary.

But first, you must bring her to me.

We passed your test, Benjer. We beat your maze.

Terry comes with us.

Somebody's got to stay and put that maze out of commission.

You don't want to do that.

Yeah, why not?

You think I like being reminded she's gone?

I don't want to keep this thing.

Then save it, so you can return it to her.

If this is some kind of riddle... It is the truth.

Before you destroyed the Maze of Darkness, Terry had her last dream of

future. Shall I tell you what it was?

Oh?

Sheesh, Eric.

Enough with the spit and polish, huh? You can never have too much polish,

presto. Cause I ran out of spit an hour ago.

Be patient, will ya?

Bobby just lost his best friend.